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GTA:SA is like a penis...


nullport
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You know, San Andreas is like a penis.

 

All the girls go yellin' "Ow my figgin God, it's HUGE !".

But real woman prefer medium size, perfect shaped, like Vice City was.

 

San Andreas just is TOO big, too many graphical glitches, too many Crashes, too many Hangs, too many Speech dissapearing, too many clumsy controls, too many switching to map, too many............... ehm...... penis !

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"San Andreas just is TOO big" I find it to be fine once you figure your way around...

 

"too many graphical glitches" I dont have any glitches, maby your computer is not up to scratch

 

"too many Crashes" SA has never crashed on me... again, maby your computer.

 

"too many Hangs" SA has never hanged with me... again, maby your computer.

 

"too many Speech dissapearing" never had this either... again, maby your computer.

 

"too many clumsy controls" I find the controls fine

 

"too many switching to map" was the same with Vice City until you got the hang of it...

 

"too many............... ehm...... penis !" your a penis... shut up... please...

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I´ve heard lot of people saying sound glitches... i´m (WAS!! SINCE I DELETED MY SAVE GAME sad.gif) in the second city and until now there were no sound problems at all!

My sound card is SoundStorm (onboard) that comes with the Asus Nforce2 deluxe. It has never crashed, and about graphical glitches.... what glitches?!?

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I´ve heard lot of people saying sound glitches... i´m (WAS!! SINCE I DELETED MY SAVE GAME sad.gif) in the second city and until now there were no sound problems at all!

My sound card is SoundStorm (onboard) that comes with the Asus Nforce2 deluxe. It has never crashed, and about graphical glitches.... what glitches?!?

what Asus mother board you got (nforce 2 is teh chipset, not the motherboard)... iv got teh onboard sound car on my Asus A7N8X-E Delux board...

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WEll, I allready uninstalled this POS.

Don't go saying the lame "Hey guy, it's your 'puter" crycry !

 

I've installed like 40 games including GTA VC, and NONE, read NONE has ever crashed, and felt finished, this POS ain't worth the money.

 

I'm going to find the warez version, and sell my copy to at least get some money back, cause this lame POS is worth the WAREZ-version & NOT a single penny more !

 

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I did not think this one got posted... bloody white screen... sorry people...

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WEll, I allready uninstalled this POS.

Don't go saying the lame "Hey guy, it's your 'puter" crycry !

 

I've installed like 40 games including GTA VC, and NONE, read NONE has ever crashed, and felt finished, this POS ain't worth the money.

 

I'm going to find the warez version, and sell my copy to at least get some money back, cause this lame POS is worth the WAREZ-version & NOT a single penny more !

imaturity is soo funny.

 

since VC is older and not as large, your PC doe snot have to be as powerful... why dont you check if your PC meets the required specs to run SA... as not everyone else has had the troubles, so it is most likley your PC is a "POS"...

 

Anyway, my SA run like a dream... no problems at all...

 

If the game is soo bad... why do you want to downlaod it again anyway... if your not going to play it... if you have so much agenst it... sell your game... then piss off from the forums so everyone else does not have to wast their time reading your bullsh*t...

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SA has proved to be the most stable game I've possiblby ever played. Through 25 hours of gameplay so far it hasn't crashed ONCE (can't think of any other game like that - including VC and GTAIII), nor has it exhibited any signs of problems, glitches, bugs whatever (I'm sure they might be a few here and there, but I haven't noticed them, and so it isn't a "POS" whatsthat.gif )

 

I don't normally like saying this to people, but it more than likely is your computer smile.gif

 

So stop moaning, try and fix it. And I think this has been the most value-for-money GTA ever rahkstar2.gif . Especially with the packadging wink.gif

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SA has proved to be the most stable game I've possiblby ever played. Through 25 hours of gameplay so far it hasn't crashed ONCE (can't think of any other game like that - including VC and GTAIII), nor has it exhibited any signs of problems, glitches, bugs whatever (I'm sure they might be a few here and there, but I haven't noticed them, and so it isn't a "POS" whatsthat.gif )

 

I don't normally like saying this to people, but it more than likely is your computer smile.gif

 

So stop moaning, try and fix it. And I think this has been the most value-for-money GTA ever rahkstar2.gif . Especially with the packadging wink.gif

damm right... much bigger and lot more stuff to do than the previous ones for the same privce... plus the game comes with a nice big book thing which iv not loked at yet... but its still cool tounge.gif

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It sure is like a penis, when i'm playing it i get an orgasm

LMAO!!!

 

thats a good one... though I must say I dont enjoy SA that much... but I guess everyone gets something different out of it... tounge.gif

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Harhar tounge.gif (Yeeeh my first joke on the forums), my borther pisses on the Gta games, he says it's only for nigga's and if you play it to long you will become a nigga to (he says sarcastic). At the beginning I thought this to I was like wtf? I'm a black man with black homie's and the only thing that was white in Los Santos was the cop and some peds but the most were black. But after playing it some more I discovered not anyone is black and the game freakin' pwns. About the bugs: I <3 finding bugs and glitches and all kinda stuff like that so I don't mind that.

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I also agree that none of these problems arised when i play San Andreas. I've played around 30 hours straight on it with no problems! But then again, my computer is perfectly fine. I control and manage my computer like i would my woman tounge.gif So everything works fine, haven't got a virus in over 2 years cool.gif

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I will laugh when nullport gets some sort of virus and comes back and complains some more.

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I will laugh when nullport gets some sort of virus

Fingers crossed wink.gif

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dertyjerzian
"San Andreas just is TOO big" I find it to be fine once you figure your way around...

 

"too many graphical glitches" I dont have any glitches, maby your computer is not up to scratch

 

"too many Crashes" SA has never crashed on me... again, maby your computer.

 

"too many Hangs" SA has never hanged with me... again, maby your computer.

 

"too many Speech dissapearing" never had this either... again, maby your computer.

 

"too many clumsy controls" I find the controls fine

 

"too many switching to map" was the same with Vice City until you got the hang of it...

 

"too many............... ehm...... penis !" your a penis... shut up... please...

Yea, the hugeness of it is actually very well mapped out, if you drive on the road and everything. They have actually laid it out in a genius way in that manner... When you follow the map and the road, the game itself kinda trains you on a path that expands slowly but taking many new paths as things increase, like a left where you once took a right, but hopping on a street that goes over your previous path and lands you near the old place, and you're still able to get to the old place without backtracking, and able to get to the new destination once you see the cut through from the newly learned angle...

 

 

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WEll, I allready uninstalled this POS.

Don't go saying the lame "Hey guy, it's your 'puter" crycry !

 

I've installed like 40 games including GTA VC, and NONE, read NONE has ever crashed, and felt finished, this POS ain't worth the money.

 

I'm going to find the warez version, and sell my copy to at least get some money back, cause this lame POS is worth the WAREZ-version & NOT a single penny more !

You'll probably get more problems with a warez copy then the real thing, and why would you when you say the game is a POS? Just because little old you have problems doen'st mean the game is crap.

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I don't understand the point of him downloading it. He says his legit retail copy crashes all the time. What would be so different with a pirated copy? Like Freak said, it would just add more problems. Not only will it keep crashing, but it will also have the possibility of keyloggers (steals your usernames and passwords as well as credit card info), spyware, viruses, backdoors, and who knows what else.

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Not only will it keep crashing, but it will also have the possibility of keyloggers (steals your usernames and passwords as well as credit card info), spyware, viruses, backdoors, and who knows what else.

Well, if you download a 2mb .exe file with any sh*tty p2p-program and expect that this is your game, there will be malware.

If you know where to get those things, there won´t.

 

BUT: GTASA is worth every penny, so buy it.

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Seriously I'm playing on an AthlonXP 1800+ and running with reasonable distance and very high graphics, and its a clearance sale Compaq which means (from my experience with it) it will bug out on anything that can bug out if possible. It doesn't happen at all for me playing SA though, (except occassionally my screen will go blank, but that happens with every game I have. I have a bad memory memory module.))

 

So dude, (ah... null i think it is) it IS your computer, just because Commodor 64 quality games will run on your computer doesn't mean this will lol. Ahh and since he is talking about warez... mods? I'll leave this up to you guys.

 

 

penis !" your a penis... shut up... please...

 

Oh and calling him a penis is insulting to my penis. It doesn't take well to insults. OK this is sounding wierd I better stop ranting now. blush.gif

 

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nullport is just complaining because he was probably trying to play san andreas on a cereal box, i think the game is at a good size i find it easy to navigate already and i have only had it for 5 days wow.gif

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wow.gif He has 40 games on his computer!?!? Golly..no damn wonder it wont run. Uninstall is key is ...said the old man to link.

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@dertyjerzian, ye, the game is mapped well... also in the countryside they have sign posts... what more does he want?...

 

@tommygun1, I know... I was answering all his posints... and could not come up with anythig better for that one... blush.gif

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WEll, I allready uninstalled this POS.

Don't go saying the lame "Hey guy, it's your 'puter" crycry !

 

I've installed like 40 games including GTA VC, and NONE, read NONE has ever crashed, and felt finished, this POS ain't worth the money.

 

I'm going to find the warez version, and sell my copy to at least get some money back, cause this lame POS is worth the WAREZ-version & NOT a single penny more !

You'll probably get more problems with a warez copy then the real thing, and why would you when you say the game is a POS? Just because little old you have problems doen'st mean the game is crap.

Where the hell does this stupid myth come that warez version) works worse? FFS, a warez release is a clone/rip with a crack and the crack is just a patched exe (removed/edited check code); so if you get a fake version/custom version means you suck at the net (or does it?). I have to admit I've got the warez release, with good reasons: My DVD-drive was to come 2 weeks later after the release and my brother bought the game for us on the release date. How am I supposedly am capable of running the disk on a CD-RW? My bro could've lent me the DVD-drive but how could've he play it? Please don't misunderstand this post this is no flame, this is my POV wink.gif. Have a nice day. smile.gif

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heh, I registered here just to reply to this thread. What I just wanted to say is...

 

My god "nullport", are you braindead? You are whining about GTA san Andreas here, so somebody gives a reply and you start to bitch at him too. In my (non-humble) opinion it is not an illogical suggestion that it is simply your computer that´s not up to the game when you´re experiencing glithces etc. Yes, GTA:SA has "crashed" a total of three times, it closed down and threw me out, whatever. I have never ever had problems with my sound, the size of the game or anything else. I do not have a special computer at all: in fact, I´m using my fathers computer to play on it which is intended for text processing etc. It has no special 3d card or graphics card in it. If you feel the game could be glitchless, just adjust some of your settings, like a lower draw distance or something. If you think the game is too big, for what reason I do not know, use the highways, airplanes etc.

 

"Don't go saying the lame 'Hey guy, it's your 'puter' crycry" struck me as exceptionally moronic. if you don´t want certain replies you are bound to get, don´t post this thread. If you feel ashamed about your computer, shut up and buy a new one or something.

 

 

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WEll, I allready uninstalled this POS.

Don't go saying the lame "Hey guy, it's your 'puter" crycry !

 

I've installed like 40 games including GTA VC, and NONE, read NONE has ever crashed, and felt finished, this POS ain't worth the money.

 

I'm going to find the warez version, and sell my copy to at least get some money back, cause this lame POS is worth the WAREZ-version & NOT a single penny more !

imaturity is soo funny.

 

since VC is older and not as large, your PC doe snot have to be as powerful... why dont you check if your PC meets the required specs to run SA... as not everyone else has had the troubles, so it is most likley your PC is a "POS"...

 

Anyway, my SA run like a dream... no problems at all...

 

If the game is soo bad... why do you want to downlaod it again anyway... if your not going to play it... if you have so much agenst it... sell your game... then piss off from the forums so everyone else does not have to wast their time reading your bullsh*t...

Count yourself lucky than M8....

 

Go look on the 99+ posts since June 8th in the "PC Crashes when entering" thread HERE . Thats a lot of people with systems that are CTD/Locking.

 

I for one can play for 2 or 3 hours sometimes...and other times 2 min with my PC locking up.

 

GTA SA is one BUGGY piece of work.

 

I have built at LEAST 12 PCs in my time.... so its not like Im a novice. I can run Doom3, HL2, Silent Hunter III, Brother in Arms, and many more newer titles....all with NO PROBLEMS. This game is the ONLY game I have that HARD LOCKS my PC on a consistant basis.

 

Again consider yourself lucky! I do hope R* patches this thing to work.....

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