Caption This Picture Contest!

[cronusthetitan]

 

 

Cj: Damn, that sh*t touches your LIPS?!?

 

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Truth asks CJ to take a closer look at that rash...

[Stezza]

C.J.: O.K., so you're saying Tenpenny hung you up?

 

-Stef

[Jason Frost]

 

Oh, I lost all my points...

[Trueno_Drifter86]

#1 Truth:Damn I still can't get that condome outa my mouth

 

#2 CJ: Im leaving u Truth my heart belongs to Zero now TRUENO

Edited January 9, 2006 by Trueno_Drifter86

[_GangsteR_]

 

Truth: Want to hang out with me? Whroooooooooaaaagh

[water boy]

Oh, I lost all my points...

Ah, good to see you back. I deleted you because you never posted anymore. Dont worry, I'll look through the archives and put you back in there again.

[ATK]

Truth: How was I supposed to know that my ancestors were part of the KKK? Im sorry.

or

Truth: Its not working CJ

CJ: dont worry, I brought my grand mama's old recipe. Guarenteed to take thoes hicups right out of you.

[Canoxa]

 

The Truth - Whoohoo, I can see the light!

[Jason Frost]

 

The Truth - Hey C.J., look at that, when I'm in this position, I can have an erection!

C.J. - Oh sh*t, don't do that in front of me, old bastard!

Edited January 10, 2006 by Jason Frost

[GTA_Don Times]

CJ: "WTF are you doin old fuk?"

The Truth: "im proving my friend wrong"

CJ: "UPSIDE DOWN?"

The Truth: "tenpenny said i cant drink my own piss rite outta my dick, so im proving him wrong! if i do this, im gonna name that bastard 'tenpenis' !"

CJ:" "

 

 

is it ok if i post like this? vulgar words?!

[yf4e10]

yay!! first win... here i come leaderboard

 

[MI7]

Image

 

Truth: Hey CJ, fancy a game of Hangman?

[Steve...]

CJ thought if'd be fun to tie The Truth up by his ankles and beat him with a suitcase.

[Ottae]

CJ: Hey truth, you ready to go to the... OH GOD, This is awkward...

[BCspeed34]

Damn Truth! Lay off that Kama Sutra!

[water boy]

Is it just me, or was GTAF down last night?

 

 

End.

 

 

 

1st: Jason Frost [The Truth - Hey C.J., look at that, when I'm in this position, I can have an erection!

C.J. - Oh sh*t, don't do that in front of me, old bastard!]

2nd: Holmes [upside down blow jobs are all the rage these days..]

3rd: BCspeed34 [Damn Truth! Lay off that Kama Sutra!]

 

 

GTAdontimes: Please read the rules on the first page, captions must be less than 4 sentences.

 

 

Leaderboard will come with next pic.

 

 

Edited January 14, 2006 by water boy

[OH NO]

^

 

"What you do is take two black men, soak them in blood for like a half hour, mash in some pepper, and voila! urban stew."

[yf4e10]

Wakey, wakey, hands off snakey!

 

or

Excuse me mister, can you please leave the mouth-to-mouth to the professionals!

Edited January 15, 2006 by yf4e10

[water boy]

IT's good to see the picture back. Hip Hip, Hooray.

[Holmes]

 

Please sir, stop kissing her while I'm doing this! - Holmes

 

[cronusthetitan]

 

Ensuring job security, EMT's all over the city began attacking people just to revive them.

 

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Medic: "Now is it 2 compressions, 15 breaths, or 15 compressions, 2 breaths?"

[ATK]

Paramedic: I told you guys not to drink that cherry koolaid anymore. Its going to stain the side walk.

or

A rare form of siemese triplets.

[Rob.]

The paramedic strike for better pay had got out of hand to the point where they actually stole money from the people they saved whilst they were unconcious.

 

OR

 

New TV series: When Balla Blow Jobs Go WRONG!!!

[Stezza]

The Balla was so desperate, he screwed a dead man with no body.

 

-Stef

[Dr. Stupid]

Although attemptin to revive the victim for over 10 minutes, Blind Eddie failed to notice that he parked on top of them.

 

OR

 

NEWS REPORTER: "San Andreas's famous Siamese twins died on the way to the hospital today..."

 

-Dr. Stupid, PhD

[captain biggo]

Man bitten by snake, local gang member assists by sucking poison out

[matt27689]

Director: Okay cut cut, get your hands off his willy.

[water boy]

End0rs the c0ntest.

 

 

 

1st: cronusthetitan [Ensuring job security, EMT's all over the city began attacking people just to revive them.]

2nd: Rob_UK [The paramedic strike for better pay had got out of hand to the point where they actually stole money from the people they saved whilst they were unconcious.

]

3rd: Dr.Stupid[ Although attemptin to revive the victim for over 10 minutes, Blind Eddie failed to notice that he parked on top of them.

]

 

 

 

Didn't pick anything to do with siamese because it was being overused. LEADERBOARD WILL COME WITH EDIT.

 

 

 

 

Dr.Stupid	48
cronusthetitan	31
System_Error	27
matt27689	22
ottae	20
scarface007	15
Fireman	14
Jason Frost	12
Mr.Easy	12
viva gta san andreas	11
ATK	11
Hell no..	10
Holmes	8
BCspeed34	6
The_Dancing_Cat	6
original gangster	6
_Cory_	6
Imut_knight	6
balmung03	5
Dome Piece	5
ajkhan616	5
coman123	4
D Jones	4
yf4e10	3
geeus92	3
k-highway 96	3
khanny	3
STEVE	3
Canoxa	2
baptiste	2
Mafia Drive Gunner	2
OH NO	2
*Mr.GTA*	2
simoncampbell	2
Runestoner	1
angel gabriel	1

 

 

Edited January 16, 2006 by water boy

[captain biggo]

Pete was the talk of the town with his remote control helicopter and his giant spining dollar sign

 

or

 

The FBI in the chopper were not actually after Sid The Terrorist and his remote bombing device, they were in fact after, like every other working class citizen, THE ALMIGHTY DOLLAR

Edited January 17, 2006 by captain biggo

[Holmes]

 

Forrest Gump and his radio controlled Sabre had encountered the world's smallest helicopter. - Holmes