Caption This Picture Contest!

[cronusthetitan]

 

"The Hills.... are alive... with...the sound...of.. music..."

 

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Officer Johnson argues with his wife, a helicopter pilot, after discovering she was having an affair with his partner.

[Dr. Stupid]

http://files.gtanet.com/images/885.jpg

 

COP ON RIGHT: "Dammit, not again!"

 

OR

 

GANGSTA: "I didn't say 'Simon Says'! You're out!"

 

-Dr. Stupid, PhD

[ATK]

Cop on right: The elec-tric sliiiiide! Do the elec-tric sliiiiiide!

or

Grove member: F the police! F-F-F the police!

[Runestoner]

GSF Member- What you say bout my momma!!?

 

Cop being shot by GSF guy- It wasn't me! It was him!

 

Other cop- I did you momma, too Officer.

 

*shooting*

[Arthazzz]

cop in the right:

i know you're here somewhere, SHOW UP!!!!

[NickB]

Sam fishers inlaws were less stealthy

[Dogmeat]

Delete this post

Edited January 4, 2006 by Dogmeat

[OH NO]

 

 

Cop escapes gangland shooting by doing the robot.

[Ottae]

 

It's been AGES since I've done this, but I'm still 5th in the table so:

 

"The Grove member obviously didn't like the cop's Gun Dance"

 

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Cop on the Right: "Will you stop admiring your gun and just shoot him!"

 

Cop on the Left: "But it's so beautiful! OW! You didn't have to shoot me!"

 

 

That is all...

[water boy]

OTTAE, YOU'RE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

Water Boy cheers

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Contest is ended. Jeez, I never thought I'd find the topic in the 2nd page.

 

 

And, I'll be unavailable at GTAF from the 24th to the 31st. So, I'll be looking out for a temporary hoster, for 1 week. Then I'm back, bitches.

 

 

 

1st: Holmes

2nd: balmung03 [also as a narrator: And this is a fine example of why all of the officers-in-training have to pass a quick vision test before joining the force.]

3rd: Ottae [Cop on the Right: "Will you stop admiring your gun and just shoot him!"

 

Cop on the Left: "But it's so beautiful! OW! You didn't have to shoot me!"]

 

 

 

 

PICTURE

Edited January 6, 2006 by water boy

[Runestoner]

CJ- "Damn, therse are the spelling words this week? f*ck, im gonna fail the damn test"

 

And by the way, i have a pic i would like to submit, what do i do?

[BCspeed34]

CJ: "Damnit! I wanted the camper!"

[buttmonkey]

CJ: All I wanted was a Cluckin' Huge meal!

 

OR

 

CJ: Now why arn't I on the board, I steal cars, kill cops, i almost brake evry law possible but I'm not wanted!

[imut_knight]

CJ: Cool.... a flying blackboard.....

 

OR

 

CJ: Damn, I also want all of these vehicles!!!

[OH NO]

CJs car jacking base was looking sparse of late.

 

or

 

Richard pryors son stumbles upon his late fathers secret list.

[Fireman]

CJ gets his guns: Damn these guys got weird names.

 

OR

 

CJ gets his guns: Are they wanted dead or alive? -Slurp Slurp, Hmmm... Sprunk!

[yf4e10]

With the capture of Saddam, and the presumed death of bin Laden, the FBI's Most Wanted List has gone WAAAAAAY downhill.

Edited January 6, 2006 by yf4e10

[ATK]

Wangs Car Autos most wanted list. Fueled or Unfueled.

or

CJ: No one will ever find out about the secret chalk world.

[balmung03]

(a small alteration i made to the picture to make my caption easier to understand; dunno if that's against the rules, but all the good ones are taken )

 

 

Things at Wang Autos would be so easier if CJ could read...

[Holmes]

 

It was the Jackson 5's recruiting list! - Holmes

 

[Holmes]

 

It was the Jackson 5's recruiting list! - Holmes

 

[da grove street `G`]

cj : damn this gta meetup going to be so fun

[water boy]

ENDORRRS!

 

 

1st: yf4e10 [With the capture of Saddam, and the presumed death of bin Laden, the FBI's Most Wanted List has gone WAAAAAAY downhill. ]

2nd: BCspeed34 [CJ: "Damnit! I wanted the camper!"]

3rd: ATK [CJ: No one will ever find out about the secret chalk world.]

 

 

@runestoner: Please PM the Pics to me. Thanks.

 

 

 

 

And guys, No one has to send in pics anymore because Now I just get them off GTANET. So, thanks to those who sent'em to me!

[Fireman]

We can send you pics? I didn't even know pwn!-Slurp Slurp, Hmmm... Sprunk!

[water boy]

Yeah, but too late.

 

 

PICTURE

[baptiste]

CJ: uh dude....truth....

The Truth: Dont dude me, come back when youre shaved.

[Rob.]

In bad situation CJ thinks quick on his feet.......the truth thinks quick on his head.

 

OR

 

CJ walks through the door and immediatly turns around and walks back out again whistling at the weird site of the truth.

[Holmes]

 

Upside down blow jobs are all the rage these days... - Holmes

 

[Runestoner]

I'm taking this breifcase on the plane with me, whether you like it or not.

[OH NO]

CJ: "f*cks sake kenny, i told you to be packed by 5 and your still hanging around"

 

or

 

cj guessed that this was a different kind of swingers party to the one he had in mind.

 

 

btw ATKs "secret chalk world" comment was funny as f*ck

Edited January 9, 2006 by OH NO