Caption This Picture Contest!

[Tommy Corelli]

Clerk: "Are you stealing..?"

CJ: "No..."

Clerk: "What's that thing in your pants?"

-CJ points to the sign-

CJ: "It says train hard.."

[_cory_]

CJ: "Basketball is my favorite sport, i like the way they dribble up and down the court!"

 

i will soo make it into little bow wow's music video with these clothes.

[Drizz]

 

Stop lookin' at your kicks, CJ! The shadow's gonna kick you! - Dri'z Up.

 

[Hell Hound]

CJ: wow! these clothes are great! i'm going home now. *throw cash at clerk's desk and run to the door*

Clerk: did you forget your clothes? or should i take them?

CJ: damn! i'm so stupid!

[water boy]

Sorry guys, I've had the flu (I still do) and I couldn't go on the computer, much less stand up.

 

 

1st:_Cory_ [CJ: "Basketball is my favorite sport, i like the way they dribble up and down the court!"

 

i will soo make it into little bow wow's music video with these clothes].

 

2nd: cronusthetitan[CJ: After they saw me making that 75 foot hookshot in Sweet's side yard, the Pistons have NO choice but to hire me.]

 

3rd: ATK [CJ trains for his Halo competition]

[_cory_]

does that mean i won that round?

 

w00t. (i'm new btw, sorry if that's a n00b question)

[Platinum Card]

1) Cj: Is this shadow checking out my ass?!

Cashier:Hurry up and buy!

 

2)Shadow:Nice kicks CJ!

CJ:Hey Carl Johnson don't play that!

[ATK]

Sorry Platinum Card, but the contest just ended. Wait for water boy to post another pic then caption it.

 

@_cory_: You didnt not loose.

[water boy]

[BCspeed34]

 

Stop! I can't see you!"Cause I'm blinded by the light"

[ATK]

The Cop fights his greatest foe, the sun!

or

Cop: Bright light, Bright light,

Will you help me end my fight?

[imut_knight]

(inspired from the game):

 

COP: Stop! Did your father kissed you? We can hold hands and talk about it!

 

OR

 

COP: No one touch my bike, b*tch!!

[OH NO]

Cop: "STOP.Bring back that car door or.. AGHH PISS VAPOUR!!!"

[Dr. Stupid]

A new day in San Andreas starts with a bang.

 

OR

 

FAR-RIGHT GANGSTA (TO OTHER GANGSTA): "Run, Forrest, run!!"

 

-Dr. Stupid, PhD

[MI7]

As the man in the chequered shirt walked down the road, he was unaware of the cop trying to warn him of the killer car approaching him from behind.

[iisizenglish]

guy in far right:I'm so small, if i sit down on the back of the bike, the cop won't see me!

[water boy]

ZOMG LOL AT TEH PICS LOLLLL!!1111!!!!

 

 

 

 

Come on guys, I can't finish unless there are 10 contenders. So.... just caption it. Jeez.

[JCC]

Cop: Stop before I s... ooh the sun looks like a donut today *drools*

 

Gangster: Quick, run before h realises it isn't a donut!

 

[TenaciousD.]

Vampire cop trys to shoots down sun is last attempt to survive

[_cory_]

 

COP: STOP! Slow down!

Man Running: That's not what your mom said last night!!

[Stezza]

Cop (saying to himself): God this guy's a dumba**! He knows I'm about to shoot him and he's walking ?!

 

-Stef

[water boy]

end.

 

 

 

1st: _cory_ [that's not what your momma said last night!]

2nd: OH NO [ahhh, piss vapor!]

3RD: Dr. Stupid [ Run Forrest, Run!]

 

 

 

 

Edited December 26, 2005 by water boy

[Dr. Stupid]

CJ: "Hold me now

I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinkin'

Maybe six feet

Ain't so far down..."

 

OR

 

CJ: "Something tells me I won't be needing that $938 anymore."

 

-Dr. Stupid, PhD

[ATK]

CJ: Damn, I sould have never listened to Sweet. Stupid treasure hunts!

or

CJ is caught between love and death...

[yf4e10]

If my parachute won't break my fall, maybe all this hair will. DAMN! I'm funky.

[balmung03]

CJ, thinking: Now, why were Smoke and Ryder laughin' when they was packin' my parachute? And why was they washin' the silverware on the table instead of in the sink?

[Canoxa]

CJ - Knock knock Knocking on that damned floor...

[Runestoner]

 

*jumps*

 

"Oh f*ck! That's not my parachute! Who the f*ck put bricks in the backpack!?"

[Viva Gta San Andreas.]

Heh, haven't posted here in a while, not really glad to see that this topic now sucks.

 

 

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CJ: Maybe from up here I'll be able to see where I parked my car...

 

 

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CJ: I should try landing on a car...I won't hurt myself that much that way.

 

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Is there still a rule about posting a too long caption? If there is then plenty of people don't count.

[Fireman]

CJ in hisself:Nothing can go wrong, it's competly safe and if iI die i end up at the hospital anyway.

 

OR

 

CJ: I can't do it captain, I DONT HAVE THE POWER!-Slurp Slurp, Hmmm... Sprunk!