Caption This Picture Contest!

[Mafia Drive Gunner]

 

Cop (is high): Oh man, I have a small steering wheel. Well, I am a magical gnome. I think I might get a drink from the vending machine. sh*t....that's a f*cking petrol tank. -MDG

 

[cronusthetitan]

 

 

Cop: Mmmmm... some donut crumbs fell onto my stick... *slurp, slurp*

 

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Cop: Hey!!! *looks at wrist* Where's my watch?

[System Error]

[ajkhan316`]

 

* Cop sees car approaching.*

"Hey, its officer Tenpenny. Umm, why isn't he slowing down?

Officer Tenpenny!?! OH SHII*ITTT!!!"

- FiJiAn 4 LiFe

[Mokiesmoky]

....i swear!there were black nigggas- i mean ninjas!

[nickulas]

(talking to himself) a-a-nd i swear dude! i was just standing there when it pointed to me!

 

OR

 

(talking to ped) yea no joke i was once in dragon ball z! watch this. KA MAY HA MAYA

[coman123]

GTA SA

Staring Burt Reynolds as the puffy handed cartoon cop !!

 

[ATK]

Cop: Damn. I could see if only my hands werent so big

[Viva Gta San Andreas.]

Water Boy seriously, you need to update this more.

[water boy]

COntest has ended. I'll pick the winners in about a minute....

 

 

:viva: I thought I'd wait beacause not many of the regular posters posted, but I intended it for the contest to end today. I apologize.

 

 

and nickulaus, I'll give you a point then. But make sure your friend doesn't recommend them again.

 

1st place: robo-davien[deodorant]

2nd Place: Rob_Uk[mime]

3rd: hogeybear [masturbate]

Edited September 17, 2005 by water boy

[nickulas]

Thank you for my deserved points and also the person who recomended me ( i think it was carrotfoot) has no connections with me wat so ever. I dont no who he is and i hope he loses many night of sleep bearing the guilt of losing me points. thank you

[Viva Gta San Andreas.]

Water Boy to be honest do you know why people aren't posting as much? Cause you don't update enough. It seems contest god for 3-4 days now, and once its ended it takes another 1-2 days before a new pic is in.

 

You should post the pic with the winners.

[CarlJohnson24]

I agree Viva.

[da grove street `G`]

news reporter : see not all cops are racist , today we caught a glimpse of an officer imitating a ludicris video as you can tell by the arms

[Carrotfoot]

news reporter : see not all cops are racist , today we caught a glimpse of an officer imitating a ludicris video as you can tell by the arms

Yeah... um... It's ended love.

 

Anyway, I don't know nikulaus, and I'm sorry for complimenting his works.

[matt27689]

I think you should have a new contest everyday, or every 2 days. If people don't post there caption. Thats there fault.

[water boy]

 

I think you should have a new contest everyday, or every 2 days. If people don't post there caption. Thats there fault.

Ok..... I apologize to all of you. I will update them every 2 days. If you didn't post then, too bad.

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'll post that in the front page too. again, I apologize.

 

 

 

 

 

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system_error	23
ottae	19
blindsk8er6d9	18
scarface007	15
Fireman	12
Mr.Easy	12
viva gta san andreas	11
da da chubby	10
Jason Frost	10
carljohnson24	10
shortprsn	9
mokiesmoky	8
xxnofear617xx	8
51L3N7 4554551N	8
cronusthetitan	6
matt27689	6
Rob_UK	5
themanwiththeplan	5
ajkhan616	4
king of liberty city	4
coman123	4
D Jones	4
robo-davien	3
Dome piece	3
mainlandmarauder	3
Easy'E	2
nickulaus	1
hogeybear	1
Eminem100	1
Fatality.	1
steakncheeze	1
coman123	1
sylent_bob	1

Edited September 17, 2005 by water boy

[matt27689]

CJ: Just free...your...mind.

[original gangster]

CARL: OG, i think we took a wrong turn, this AIN'T the beach.

A HIGH GROVE MEMBER: you sure? i swore the pink elephants said it was on a roof...

Edited September 17, 2005 by original gangster

[Knife]

The picture, taken just seconds before the slanted roof made them slip off

[Clown.]

the grove street member is still trying to work out which is more disturbing, being stuck on a roof, or carl wearing nothing but boxer shorts.

 

or

 

cj: is it just me, or are those buildings in the distance, erm, low resolution?

[Fireman]

 

 

 

CJ: Oh look at that nice naked chick in that building...

Grove guy: Damn, can't see it these windows seems to be made of stone which you can't look trough.

 

or

 

CJ: Woh look an airplane!

Grove guy: RUNAWAY!!!! *jumps off the building*

CJ: Oh sh*t! Bam bash boom bash bap boom splat!

 

 

[Rob.]

The latest Mike Tyson bout had gone to new heights

 

OR

 

The poorly funded Los Santos Base Jumping Club were short of a few improtant items

[CtrlAltSupr]

Guy: the pants go down too.

[muppetmaster]

"Wow! Gangster Lemmings!"

[blindsk8er6d9]

OG: Skinhead!

 

or

 

CJ: sh*t, I just had to lose that bet...didn't I?

[ATK]

CJ: You jump first, I will be right behind you...

[nickulas]

CJ: Hey do you reckon i can make it to the hotel pool?

Grove Member: I'll give you 50 bucks if you do

CJ: Dam, im in!

 

OR

 

CJ:I swear there playing with me, magical pot of gold my ass!

Edited September 19, 2005 by nickulas

[Ottae]

Haven't had a go for a while, he goes:

[Viva Gta San Andreas.]

Cj: Wait, why are we up here again?