Caption This Picture Contest!

[CarlJohnson24]

CJ: "Why thankyou valet boy"

Balla: "Here's your in game quote...Don't take this personally but your gettin jacked."

CJ: "Hey don't steal my sh*t you punk ass Balla, find yo own quotes."

[Fireman]

can i enter this competition even though i havent been in it from the start?

if so:

 

 

ha ha ha, i have a gun!

 

hey, i'm unarmed, please, don't shoot me.

 

 

who said anything about shooting? i'm going to poke you in the eye with it, bitch!

 

what? what the fu- OW!

 

not the funniest quote, but this is harder than it looks.

Hey ofcourse you can join just a tip or else viva is gonna piss on you and it's in the rules:

 

NO MORE THEN 3 LINES. So delete the last line since it doesn't have any use. - Slurp Slurp, Hmmm... Sprunk!

[Clown.]

 

ha ha ha, i have a gun!

 

hey, i'm unarmed, please, don't shoot me.

 

 

who said anything about shooting? i'm going to poke you in the eye with it, bitch!

 

what? what the fu- OW!

 

 

 

Clown. doesn't like being pissed on.

[Carrotfoot]

Good boy Clown.

 

OK, I have another... right...

 

Balla: Hello!

CJ: ...Hello?

Balla: Hi...

[blindsk8er6d9]

 

GSF: CJ is gunna get punched.

other GSF: Yeah, that is gunna hurt.

[Rob.]

Ok this is my other, i just thought of it

 

The new AA Roadside service didn't go down very well.

[coman123]

GUN?, GUN?

Ah sh*t, I thought I had my bow and arrow

 

[water boy]

Clown: Please read the first page, because there are rules on there. It'll save you 15% on car insurarance a bannage from this contest.

[robo-davien]

ENtry 1

 

 

 

Entry 2

 

Edited September 11, 2005 by robo-davien

[imut_knight]

[water boy]

hey, your link is broken, guy above me.

 

 

CONTEST HAS ENDED. I repeat. CONTEST HAS ENDED. I repeat..........

 

 

 

1st Place: Rob_UK

2nd Place:nickulas

3rd Place: CarlJohnson 24

 

Guy who reccomended niculas: please don't recommend anybody's caption next time. Thanks!

 

New pic will be up soon.

 

 

Mike toreno: Kill your little brother.

Edited September 12, 2005 by water boy

[Viva Gta San Andreas.]

 

 

 

1st Place: Rob_UK

2nd Place:nickulas

3rd Place: CarlJohnson 24

 

Guy who reccomended niculas: please don't recommend anybody's caption next time. Thanks!

 

 

WTF? Nickulas caption sucked. Someone reccomended it so you let it come second? This is freaking stupid.

[water boy]

 

WTF? Nickulas caption sucked. Someone reccomended it so you let it come second? This is freaking stupid.

Guy who reccomended niculas: please don't recommend anybody's caption next time. Thanks!

 

 

 

 

This is exactly why I didn't want this to happen.

 

Fine. IT's not funny? I won't give him any points then.

 

 

 

Dr.Stupid	30
system_error	23
ottae	19
blindsk8er6d9	18
scarface007	15
Fireman	12
Mr.Easy	12
viva gta san andreas	11
da da chubby	10
Jason Frost	10
carljohnson24	10
shortprsn	9
mokiesmoky	8
xxnofear617xx	8
51L3N7 4554551N	8
cronusthetitan	6
matt27689	6
themanwiththeplan	5
ajkhan616	4
king of liberty city	4
coman123	4
D Jones	4
Rob_UK	3
Dome piece	3
mainlandmarauder	3
Easy'E	2
Eminem100	1
Fatality.	1
steakncheeze	1
coman123	1
sylent_bob	1

 

Who should take 2nd place then? You pick.

 

 

 

 

Edited September 13, 2005 by water boy

[*Mr.GTA*]

DELETED

Edited September 13, 2005 by *Mr.GTA*

[water boy]

Contest is over. Please read the rules on the first page before posting. Use the new pic if you want to post. Thanks.

[*Mr.GTA*]

Contest is over. Please read the rules on the first page before posting. Use the new pic if you want to post. Thanks.

Sorry i was just captioning it while you were posting the new one.

 

[imut_knight]

 

or

 

[Sylent_Bob]

"Hey guys, check out this move I learned from Karate Kid."

 

---or---

 

Not content with being a mere policeman, Officer Stevens decides to take up the art of a street mime.

Officer: "I'm in a box. Look at me, in this invisible box."

Pedestrian: "Uh, I thought mimes didn't talk..."

[Fugitive-C]

Cop: Oh why, god... WHY??? But whyyy-a-a-a-yyy GOD??? why are they out of donuts god. WHYYYYYY

 

or

 

Cop: Oh sh*t look... a muscle. I thougth i didnt have any...

 

PS to mods: why is my sig disabled?

[nickulas]

thats not fair i want my points! i one fair and sqaure!

 

(im talking about when i was stripped of my points in the last contest)

Edited September 13, 2005 by nickulas

[matt27689]

Suggestion: When you post the winners can you post the winning caption next to them? Thanks.

 

Caption: And this move is called the crane! -moves into position- Waaaayaaaaaaaaaaa.

[Rob.]

After a night on the town and feeling drunk officer rogers attempted to defend the "Monsters" that were attacking him

 

OR

 

Officer rogers had gone mental....he was playing "planes" with his hand and his club "meeeeoooowwwwwww (plane noise)"

[Clown.]

 

jesus christ my hands are hairy

 

or

 

after having a lot to drink, officer jones wondered what exactly it was that was stuck to the end of his arm.

 

 

[Carrotfoot]

Officer Carrot: Wow! That tree looks mighty appetising! *takes a bite* Edited September 14, 2005 by Carrotfoot

[robo-davien]

 

or

 

[Canoxa]

 

Drunken Cop - Hey, mister, could you...

*falls*

[Arthazzz]

Drunken cop:

Get away from me you weird looking creature! I know "karate" & other bad words...

OR

Do I really smell that bad? Lets see... "passes out"

[Dr. Stupid]

COP: "BRRRAAAAAIIINNNS!!!"

 

OR

 

Now, more than ever, inbreeding has become a serious issue in the rural areas of San Andreas.

 

-Dr. Stupid, PhD

[Sly_Madman]

cop: th-th-th-thriller!

[hogey_bear]

Officer Jones shows one of the many problems associated with over masturbation