Caption This Picture Contest!

[Viva Gta San Andreas.]

This contest has been running for 3 days straight now.... (don't correct me if i'm wrong).

 

Comon Water Boy, update!

[Mokiesmoky]

Agreed. You Slacker. LOL

 

 

Mokie

[san_Andreas_pi0mp]

GUY:i swear i didnt sleep with your sister!

COP:your goanna pay and your goanna smell my finger!

[Fireman]

Guy: I'll tell you once again Billy you are not going to eat in those expensive restaurants, and if you do I will slap you untill you think you had 50 beers yesterday!

Cop (Billy): No! I want to ear real food!

Guy: I warned you Billy!

After 5 mintues.

Cop (Billy): Woooh, what have I been drinking yesterday, it feels like 50 beers?!?!

 

OR

 

Cop: I told the sergeant that it was better to let me fly the helicopter!

Guy: First I'm gonna steal your carradio then your car and then your wife.

Cop: Whatever police equiments suck anyway, the car is already trashed because a taxi driver hit me (which is the guy, how do I know that? Because I'm smarter then you), the carradio hasn't worked for 5 years and that's the same thing with my wife.

[Darksora45]

Guy:Hey cop its opposite day u dummy, i get to drive the police car and pull ppl out of cars, like i am now hahaha.

 

or

 

Guy: U corrupt cops are so stupid backing into taxi's like u own San Andreas

Cop: Well i own ur mother

Guy:WHAT! come on pal lets fight (thats when he pulls him out)

[Dr. Stupid]

COP: "Omigod! Bob Marley is stealing my car! Where's a camera when you need one?!"

 

or

 

COP: "Please... my legs.... help me find my legs!!"

 

That is all.

[CarlJohnson24]

Where the hell is water boy?

[Viva Gta San Andreas.]

Guy: I'll tell you once again Billy you are not going to eat in those expensive restaurants, and if you do I will slap you untill you think you had 50 beers yesterday!

Cop (Billy): No! I want to ear real food!

Guy: I warned you Billy!

After 5 mintues.

Cop (Billy): Woooh, what have I been drinking yesterday, it feels like 50 beers?!?!

 

OR

 

Cop: I told the sergeant that it was better to let me fly the helicopter!

Guy: First I'm gonna steal your carradio then your car and then your wife.

Cop: Whatever police equiments suck anyway, the car is already trashed because a taxi driver hit me (which is the guy, how do I know that? Because I'm smarter then you), the carradio hasn't worked for 5 years and that's the same thing with my wife.

Please, don't post big captions.

[Fireman]

4 lines isnt big Maybe i should put enters between it so it doesn't look so much other people do that and you say nothing about them.

[Viva Gta San Andreas.]

4 lines isnt big Maybe i should put enters between it so it doesn't look so much other people do that and you say nothing about them.

yeh thats probably true.

[51L3N7 4554551N]

 

Are you gonna pass this over? Cos water boy is slacking - 54

 

[water boy]

Are you gonna pass this over? Cos water boy is slacking - 54

Hey, I have my own life too. I'm not slacking.

 

It's just there are so many entries for each contest that it seems like I'm slacking. But I'm not.

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Contest has ended once again. So many funny captions....

in fact, I'll extend this to 4th place, since they were really good.

 

so here it goes.............

 

1st place: silent assasin< sorry for not typing your real name, tell me if it's a problem

 

2nd place: da da chubby

 

3rd place: Ottae

 

4th Place: viva gta san andreas

 

 

New picture and leaderboard will be up soon, like usual.

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Now about me, I usually update this contest in the morning, pacific time. then I let the contest go by for the day, and update at night. but there are times when I can't update because it's really late, or tommorow's an important day, etc. And I think people in europe posts the most, so overnight, there are an additional 5,7,6 posts added. then when I wake up late, there are a LOT of posts.

 

So I'm not slacking off. I'm doing the best I can.

You all hurt my feelings. whoever said that I was slacking off is BANNED from this contest.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

just kidding. just wanted to let you know. I'm not mad or anything, I just had to explain it. sorry for the long post. Wha?

[water boy]

Here is the new picture:

 

 

here is the leaderboard:

 

 

Dr.Stupid	20
Mr.Easy	12
Blindsk8er6d9	10
shortprsn	9
da da chubby	9
Fireman	8
system error	8
viva gta san andreas	8
ottae	7
sobeit	6
Mckman31	6
tommygun1	6
Onji_Mozan	5
scarface 007	5
Paulie Cicero	4
silent assasin	4
D Jones	4
S.A.Supra77	3
OD fa real	3
Fluffyinsanity	3
swars	3
deadwar	3
Rollies 77	3
GTA chief	3
Divaio	3
mokiesmokey	3
trent215	3
kippers	2
mafia drive gunner	2
otter	2
Jason Frost	2
Vithy	2
king of liberty city	2
dertyjerzian	2
CarlJohnson24	2
Anton Polaris	1
arthazz	1
C.JB	1
THE GTA KING	1
Gaming Freak	1
Overture	1
StarCrafter2k	1
dataschumuck	1
Danshi	1
The_Dancing_cat	1

caption away!

 

 

 

P.S. 3 lines is the MAXIMUM amount of this:

 

hilary: I hate GTA

jack: me too

hilary: want a blowjob?

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

LOL

 

caption above is ok. this is not:

 

Tsuroki: how much karma do you have?

Opius: I've got 1000 karma stars

gta3freak2001: me, 1005 karma stars, mate

adamcs: ha I beat you all, I have 1006!

 

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

4 is bad. 3 is good. Now caption away.

Wha?

[mboss]

Man : I want my money back you aren't satisfying me at all

Hooker : I work all day and night up and down like a yo-yo i got to sleep sometime!

[51L3N7 4554551N]

Guy: Come on do the electric shock with me bitch.

Hooker: Electric shock tomorrow. Sleep now

 

-=-=-Or-=-=-

 

Guy: I can slap your ass harder

Hooker: Nu-uh!

 

 

PS: Sorry Water Boy, Im a bitch. What can i say? I had a bad night

 

PPS: Woohoo i won - 54

[Ottae]

 

"BtC"

[water boy]

PS: Sorry Water Boy, Im a bitch. What can i say? I had a bad night [/color]

You don't have to apolozise. I just had to explain Wha?

[Scarface007]

John: Wha?? What happened???

Hooker: ohh my back... I told you not to jump on me from the roof of your car

 

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John: Here... I finally found another pill of viagra. Now we can finish it off

Hooker: ZZZZZZZZzzzzz

 

 

[Mokiesmoky]

Man: Don't you think Jack Thompson is a Slacker?

 

Hooker: ZZZZzz Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

Man: Oh god......

 

-----or---------

 

Man: Uh....i swear i didn't do anything.

 

Cop[off screen]: U killed her!!

 

Man: No. She just uh died after i got her with a purple double ender i found at ur station.

 

PS: Water boy please update quickly and spell my name right

 

Mokie

Edited August 8, 2005 by Mokiesmoky

[s-paco]

 

Guy : Here Comes The Plaaaaane

 

Hooker : Do It Soft This Time

[water boy]

@ mokie: AARgh. I swear I will spell your name right next time.

 

water boy apolozises to mokiesmoky

 

 

P.S. @mokie: please read the rules on the first page: it says you can't have captions dealing with the people on the forum. Wha?

[Otter]

 

Darryl invented a new sport - "Extreme Fisting"

[blindsk8er6d9]

Hooker: Well, take your clothes off!

Guy: No, this is SA. I keep my clothes on and then assholes cry about it.

 

or

 

Guy, Wake up and put on your shoes.

 

one

[CarlJohnson24]

Guy: "Shouldn't we do it the car?"

Hooker: ".......!"

Guy: "I must have f*cked her to death."

 

 

 

[Viva Gta San Andreas.]

Guy: Your feet must hurt.... fat lady in high heels, ouch.

 

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[C.JB]

Man: Time to spank you, Then my kid will spank you.

Hooker: WOW, That's nice with the kid, cause I'm Michael Jackson

 

---------------or---------------

Man: Time to ride the kiddie whip!

Hooker: Alright, get on top of me

Man: No, The Kiddie Whip at the Theme Park.

[Jason Frost]

 

Man - CJ is sick today, so i replace him. Have a nice day!

Woman - Aaah...!

[Mokiesmoky]

Sorry Waterboy. I guess should make a diferent submission then. I'll edit it.

 

 

Mokie

[water boy]

Mokie, thanks for changing it.

 

Here are the winners:

 

1st place: Carljohnson24

2nd Place: Scarface007

3rd Place: Jason Frost

 

New pic will be added with leaderboard.

 

REMEMBER, IF YOU HAVEN'T RATED THE TOPIC GOOD, DO IT!Wha?

[Otter]

Uh...no new picture?