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Caption This Picture Contest!

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GTAAustralia

"you have the right to keep your lips in the shut the f*ck up position"

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blindsk8er6d9

CJ: Is that a gun in my face? I can't see because the sun is in my eyes.

 

or

 

Hernandez: Yes I get to be the leader today!

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MacDaddyTatsu
user posted image

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Fluffyinsanity
user posted image

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tommygun1

Hernandez - I'm no baker but I think this is the way you're supposed to put the hole in the doughnut.

 

-or-

 

Hernandez - Hey, holmes, anything you say will be misquoted and used agianst you in the court of law. But you'll be dead, so you probably won't care.

 

(yeah the last ones a bit of a ripoff.)

Edited by tommygun1

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Dr. Stupid

"No, I won't put the gun down until you give me back my Teddy Grahams!"

 

or

 

Hernandez: "I told you, stop farting!"

Tenpenny: "DAMN!"

Pulaski: [smug look of triumph, 'cuz he did it]

 

OR

 

Tenpenny: "C'mon, poke it. I dare ya."

Hernandez: "But I don't wanna poke it. You poke it."

Tenpenny: "I bet you're just chicken."

Hernandez: "I'm NOT chicken!"

Tenpenny: "Chicken! Chicken! Bawk-BAWK-bwak-bawk-BAAAAWK!!!"

Pulaski: "Ha-ha! Yeah, you sissy!"

Hernandez: "ALRIGHT! I'LL POKE IT!"

[Violently pokes object]

Hobo: [slurred] "Ow! What the f*ck?"

[Hobo savagely beats Hernandez]

Tenpenny: "Damn, I knew this would happen."

Pulaski: "You shouldn't have poked the hobo."

 

 

And now you know

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Viva Gta San Andreas.

with about 19 entries this contests, it was hard to find 3 winners. confused.gif It took a while to decide, but finally i did get a top 3.

 

in first place: Fluffyinsanity

in a tough second place: blindsk8er6d9

and in third place: Jason Frost

 

 

good work guys! smile.gif Remember its a caption, not a story. dontgetit.gif And yeh that was a bit of a hard pic. Also if one of you are angry that you didnt make it into the top 3, please don't get angry, 3 ppl have to win. they basically all made me laugh colgate.gif

 

 

 

 

 

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Viva Gta San Andreas.

new picture is added to first page for caption. smile.gif

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masta b8

Ambbulance man: He's going into shock! Stand clear.....

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MacDaddyTatsu
user posted image Edited by MacDaddyTatsu

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tommygun1

GET DOWN HERE AND HELP ME. COME ON... YOU RAN OVER HIM NOT ME!!!!

 

or

 

(Med standing up) ALRIGHT... quit feelin up the corpse.

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ChimeyJimmey

STANDING MEDIC: "Damned! This is the 3-th time this week for you...

Okay, finish him quickly and get his wallet.

Move it!"

Edited by ChimeyJimmey

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Viva Gta San Andreas.

(this wont be included in contest, but i fell like quoting it)

 

 

Guy dieing- awww thanks, i like your breats too.

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sum Gta Guy

for the medic one (medic on ground)"i love this green shirt you got on"

or

"if they included us in this game they could of at least added a medical kit to" mad.gif

Edited by sum Gta Guy

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Officer Pulaski

Med: Pump, one, two three, breathe! pump, one two, three, breathe!

OG: Yeah im fine now

Med: Are you sure, you broke a lot a bones.

OG: What? You did CPR on me right?

Med: Yeah...

OG: Okay, bye

*Walks away

 

or

 

Standing Med: Well doesnt look like anyones in the truck, so that means he must have been driving it, jumped out of the front window and then under the wheels.

Crouched Med: But the glass didnt break.

Standing Med: Well then he climbed under the truck.

Crouched Medic: But theres blood on the grill of the truck.

Standing Med: Well he put that there to uh... confuse us...

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Overture

Standing medic to guy on ground:

 

"How the F*ck are you doing that, Mike? I've spoken to your wife; you can't even juice an orange"

 

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DiVaio

I thought I'd give it a try as well:

 

user posted image

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CSeanathan

Med on the Left: "Yes! We got em!"

 

Med on the Right: "Oh no! He's still breathing!"

 

Med on the Left: "Crush his lungs! Hurry up, people are coming!!"

 

Med on the Right: "f*ck that!" *stab stab stab*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...Damn thatz some f*cked up sh*t.

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Dr. Stupid

"Wakey, wakey, sleepyhead!"

 

or

 

Grove Street Homie: "Ahh, there we go! I don't care what people say, but you chiropractors are as good as any other doctor!"

 

OR

 

"Now, where is his wallet...?"

 

OR!!!

 

"Yup. Feels like breast cancer to me."

(I don't intend to offend anyone with this. It's just sick humor.)

 

And now you know

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sean "sweet" johnson
ambulance: you shouldn't try and beat up a guy with a ak-47, that just stupid.

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hey......shutup

standing medic:oh sh*t we hit him

medic2:its ok just sprinkle some crack on him and ditch

or

crouching medic:he is dead

medic1:yea he has 2 tire tracks over his face and he crapped himself

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braindead Sandwich
I thought I'd give it a try as well:

 

user posted image

Definatly the winner IMO smile.gif

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Viva Gta San Andreas.

with nealy 20 posts this time the contest has ended. smile.gif Good work guys!

 

 

in first place we have: DiVaio

in second place we got: Dr. Stupid (wheres his wallet?)

in a hard third place: Overture

 

 

good work guys, i'll tell you when the new contest is up and running! smile.gif

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sean "sweet" johnson

katie:do you think these pants make My butt look big, stalker photographer?

Stalker: uhhhhh......... no katie. (drools)

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Viva Gta San Andreas.

well yeh, heres the new contest picture:

 

 

user posted image

 

 

 

just letting you know, quick messages have won in the past, not 6-8 lines. dontgetit.gif

 

 

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mr.easy

Katie: whos behind that bush?

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stantheman

Katie: "You've gotta concentrate all of your energy in the tips of your fingers..... yes.... am I talking to myself again? Damn... gotta be that yay" sad.gif

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Viva Gta San Andreas.

well thats 3 entries blink.gif

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blindsk8er6d9

user posted image

or

I hope this isn't poison ivy!

Edited by blindsk8er6d9

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Viva Gta San Andreas.

SPECIAL THANKS to blindsk8er6d9, he suggested to put a leader board up. I thought it was great idea, and here its is, it will be on the first page.

 

 

Kas Valentine 3
Fluffyinsanity 3
DiVaio 3
dertyjerzian 2
blindsk8er6d9 2
Dr. Stupid 2
Anton Polaris 1
GTA KING 1
Jason Frost 1
Overture 1

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