Caption This Picture Contest!

[coylez]

CJ: Yo man, give me back my condom i need to use it tonite!

Sweet: ey i used it on Kendl last nite so i dont think u want a disease

[D Jones]

@Paul: Ok, thanks for clearing that up.

 

CJ: Damn, you suck at bloody knuckles.

Sweet: Man, shut yo punk ass up.

 

or

 

CJ:Damn, is it me or is my ass big?

Sweet: I knew you were gay.

[Fireman]

 

If my fingers weren't glued together I would have given him a handshake.

[Carlsberg]

CJ: Hey, Sweet, dude, see that bitch over there? Gimme some cash!

Sweet: Well here you go poor brother, but she's disgusting!

CJ: Com'on man! It can't be worse, i know Denise and Catalina!

Edited July 3, 2005 by Carlsberg

[Andyzoot]

This is not what the people are saying but what a caption to describe the picture.

 

 

"A game of Rock, Paper, Scissors ended with a draw between two rocks."

[Arthazzz]

CJ:Let go of my f*cking finger! IT HURTS!!!!!!

Sweet: GET BACK IN THE HOOD & IT"S YOURS!!!!!

[Viva Gta San Andreas.]

Contest Over

 

 

In first place: Fireman

In second place: Vithy

In...um...third place?: D Jones?

 

 

By the way i was hopeing for things like:

 

"Just pull! It was only super glue!"

Things like that.

 

 

The new pic is up on first page.

 

 

Leaderboard:

 

 

shortprsn	9
Dr. Stupid	8
Sobeit	6
Mr. Easy	6
tommygun1	6
Fireman	5
Paulie Cicero	4
blindsk8er6d9	4
S.A.Supra77	3
OD fa real	3
Fluffyinsanity	3
water boy	3
DiVaio	3
Vithy	2
dertyjerzian	2
CarlJohnson24	2
Anton Polaris	1
THE GTA KING	1
Jason Frost	1
Overture	1
StarCrafter2k	1
dataschmuck	1
Tril	1
Danshi	1
D Jones	1

Edited July 3, 2005 by viva gta san andreas

[sean "sweet" johnson]

Reece: I really need to get a taller mirror

 

that's all I got TMS

[mr.easy]

CJ:"You could of done better than that reece."

 

 

 

or

 

 

Reece: " hows that?".

 

 

CJ: "It sucks do it again."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Keromane69]

Known Bigfoot locations

 

Little brains gymnastics

[Cruader]

Reece: You see, I gave you a free haircut....now what about that favor I've been asking you about.

 

 

[mr.easy]

Known Bigfoot locations

 

Little brains gymnastics

Whats this got to do with the topic?

[Viva Gta San Andreas.]

lol yeah what.

[D Jones]

CJ: Whats wrong with your elbow Reece.

Reece: Son, I don't know. But your father would be so proud.

[Arthazzz]

CJ: i feel funny, do it again!

[Fireman]

 

Cj: Uhm... you just added hair to my head.

Reece: Yes!?

Cj: How the f*ck can you add hair? This isn't animals hair is it?

 

A bald cat comes walking in.......

[CarlJohnson24]

CJ: "Can i do your hairstyle old man."

Reece: "Back away from my hair CJ, i like my hair the way it is."

CJ: "Too late i just i jus' gave you a Cesar and Stash."

Reece: "Thats tight."

[OCDee]

Reece : ..... and im done!

 

CJ: Reece! i look like a f*ckin Disco Ball!

 

 

[Dr. Stupid]

I'm back.

 

Reece: "Dammit! I left my comb in someone's fro again?!"

 

And now you know

[Dr. Stupid]

Oops. Edited July 5, 2005 by Dr. Stupid

[Viva Gta San Andreas.]

Wheres everyone gone?

 

 

The contest is over!

 

 

In first place: mr.easy

In second place: Dr. Stupid

In third place: Gamingfreak

In forth place: mr.easy

 

 

Heres the leaderboard!

 

 

 

Dr. Stupid	10
mr.easy	9
shortprsn	9
Sobeit	6
tommygun1	6
Fireman	5
Paulie Cicero	4
blindsk8er6d9	4
S.A.Supra77	3
OD fa real	3
Fluffyinsanity	3
water boy	3
DiVaio	3
Vithy	2
dertyjerzian	2
CarlJohnson24	2
Anton Polaris	1
THE GTA KING	1
Jason Frost	1
Gamingfreak	1
Overture	1
StarCrafter2k	1
dataschmuck	1
Tril	1
Danshi	1
D Jones	1

 

The freakin gtaforums isn't working smooth.

 

 

 

Edited July 4, 2005 by viva gta san andreas

[Viva Gta San Andreas.]

Ok new picture is up on first page. Sorry for takeing so long.

 

 

I nearly threw my computer out the window...

[Fragger.]

"This heat's giving me a tan... and I'm black!"

[Dr. Stupid]

" No, officer, I don't know what you're talking about."

 

or

 

"Sh*t. I forgot my keys."

 

And now you know

[9ine]

"This heat's giving me a tan... and I'm black!"

........black people can tan dumb ass.....

[D Jones]

CJ: I just know I'm a badass.

 

Or

 

CJ: Why am I walking so slow?

[Martini Racing]

"Look at me! I'm so hot,I start fires! See?"

I know, I't's gay, but I had to.

[Mardy]

CJ: Stoopid nagging girlfriend... "buy me flowers!", "take me dancing!", "don't forget to unplug the iron!"...

[Metal Monkey]

Double posting is the devil. Anyway, here's my submission:

 

 

EDIT: Here's my second submission:

 

Edited July 5, 2005 by Metal Monkey

[CarlJohnson24]

CJ: "Yippe kiy yay muthaf*ckin' 5-0."

Ambulance guy: "He burnt to hell, we cant save him."

 

Or

 

CJ: "Lesson one throw Molotovs at the 5-0,i didn't throw a Molotov this time it was the fat ass cop, he jumped in the front seat and farted."