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Caption This Picture Contest!

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Vert

so bummed my house mate sold the ps2 and the memory card i had san an on, oh well my cj had a good life i suppose.anyway...heres my caption.

 

 

 

white shirt balla on left: hey fam look at this cj goin at it with one of our ladys!

 

hooker (in car): oh yeah oh yeah mmm...

 

cj: oh sh*t babe lets speed things up

 

balla at window: woah never seen anything like this before, they is sitting there, but the car is rockn like crazy, it's a polterguiest or something.

 

balla on far right:(singing) "you put you right foot in and you shake it all about..."

 

 

end

Edited by Vert

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SeanMcC

'Hey, Grove motherf*ckers! Give us back our K-Rose country music compilation and we'll let you live, y'hear?!?'

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whiplash!

Ok

 

The winner is:

 

 

 

boobsboobsboobsboobsboobsboobsboobs

boobsboobsboobsboobsboobsboobsboobs

boobsboobsboobsboobsboobsboobsboobs

boobsboobsboobsboobsboobsboobsboobs

boobsboobsboobsboobsboobsboobsboobs

boobsboobsboobsboobsfear¨,factorboobs

boobsboobsboobsboobsboobsboobsboobs

boobsboobsboobsboobsboobsboobsboobs

boobsboobsboobsboobsboobsboobsboobs

boobsboobsboobsboobsboobsboobsboobs

Edited by whiplash!

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Ottae

Congrats Fear Factor!

 

Though, if you read the rules, you can only use 3 lines of dialogue.

 

Don't over do it next time wink.gif

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whiplash!

 

wow.gif Yoohoo.. anybody there? No? Ok.

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FelipeVinhao

Bush-like guy: Respect me, ya fool! I'm the president of the USA!

CJ: Yes, I'll show you my respect...

 

Hint: use [] instead of <> wink.gif

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Silent Claude

Bush: Ahhhhh!!! please, jjust please let me go, I will make gay marriage legal in the whole country if you let me go....

 

CJ: Shut yo' mouth Bush!

 

*Bush's shirt rips in half*

 

Bush: OMG! Don't look at my body!!!

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The-Exploited

user posted image

 

CJ: "Don't move or i'll blow your f**king balls off!!!"

 

Cowboy: "ohhh yeahhhh this is the sexiest situation i've been in all day!"

Edited by The-Exploited

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Chronos.

CJ: "Fifty bucks says I can get a bullet in your mouth."

 

Cowboy: "Should I open wider?"

Edited by Chronos.

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Graugboy

CJ: Yo dude I'm gunna Paint yo curtains red!!!

Cowboy: Aw shucks and I just bought 'em

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MMFF

CJ: Stand still man, or I will miss those green bugs.

 

or

 

Cowboy: It's fun to stay at the Y M C A!

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Seddo

Cowboy: Help man, i'm stuck in an invisible box.

CJ: Hold on, i will try to blast ya out.

 

 

Meh....I gave it a go biggrin.gif

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whiplash!
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GingerSkullpion
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imut_knight

user posted image

 

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Mardy

Ok...unless somebody else wants to Judge, I would give the prize winning quote to Chronos

 

CJ: "Fifty bucks says I can get a bullet in your mouth."

 

Cowboy: "Should I open wider?"

 

 

Winner takes all. No second or third place.

 

Next photo please

 

 

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Silent Claude

Oops, nevermind im not the winner. I deleted the pic.

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Chronos.

Sweet, I won. Here is the next picture:

 

user posted image

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The-Exploited

really difficult sad.gif

"look at my lawnmower" whatsthat.gif

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Silent Claude

CJ - Everywhere I go, it rains. I tried everything, even pissing on a catloaf for good luck. catloaf_by_anuj.gif

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XxDarkxPsychicxX

CJ carefully tried to mow his lawn, but embarrassingly his diarrhea escaped and gave the sidewalk a new green makeover.

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Ottae
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"look at my lawnmower" whatsthat.gif

LMAO

 

WIN!

 

Mine:

 

"CJ's new Demolition firm didn't quite have the right equipment needed for the job"

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Cajones

 

"CJ thought of the simple pleasures of life as he was mowing his lawn. He thought of blue, green, cake, red, marijuana, folk music and homes"

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MMFF

CJ Looking at Tree: Damn, these weeds grow back so quick.

 

or

 

CJ: Day after day, the grass never grows.

But day after day everyone mows.

Why does this happen? Nobody knows.

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REspawn

Closing this topic because of its size.

 

Anyone wondering why this is, please see this topic

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