Caption This Picture Contest!

[Mardy]

"I thought we were going to play pool...not flood the pool table to make it a swimming pool"

[DJDJ]

 

 

CJ: I'd get yourself checked for polonium poisening man. that cue stick just aint right

 

Or

 

man on left: Where's the balls?

CJ: BURP

 

 

EDIT

how come Canoxa's posted anyway, wasnt it Nick000's turn?

I dont care much, just curoius

Edited January 5, 2007 by DJDJ

[XxDarkxPsychicxX]

Pool guy: "Put your money where your mouth is, playa."

CJ: "How 'bout I shove that stick where your mouth is."

[tuareg]

Pool guy: "Put your money where your mouth is, playa."

CJ: "How 'bout I shove that stick where your mouth is."

 

 

[whiplash!]

[Pat]

 

[Mr. Hym.]

Pool guy: Just stay way over there!

CJ: Oh come on, a man hug never killed anyone.

or

CJ: Are you the only one that showed up? Some birthday...

Pool guy: Look, I just came for the pool. You wanna talk, buy me a beer first.

 

Lame, I know

[DJDJ]

Whiplash's first and XxDarkxPsychicxX's were awesome...keep it up guys:P

[Canoxa]

I'm back with some prizes to give.

 

Third Place - whiplash

"I don't have balls."

 

Second place - DJDJ

"Where's the balls?

BURP"

 

First place - Dark Psychic!

Pool guy: "Put your money where your mouth is, playa."

CJ: "How 'bout I shove that stick where your mouth is."

[XxDarkxPsychicxX]

Cool, I won.

 

Here's my picture:

 

[Graugboy]

CJ: hey i bet you never knew santa clause was black

Pizza Guy:Huh? NO WAY!!!

or if the pizza guy were maccer

Pizza guy maccer: mate you have huge sausage floppy tits, that i'd be wankin' all night

CJ:WHAT THE F*CK?!?

Guy in the background throws up

[DJDJ]

CJ (singing): I'm.. too sexy for my shirt...

 

 

Or

 

Worker: Who ate al the pies, who ate all the pies...

[Pat]

Too lazy to whip something up in Paint, because there's no room for the chat bubbles.

 

 

Pizza Guy: I think you've had enough slices.

 

CJ: Nah man.. This'll only be.. (Pant).. My fourty seventh.. (Pant).. Slice..

 

CJ has a heart attack.

[MMFF]

Pizza Guy: Nice tits.

 

or

 

Pizza Guy: Stop eating all the customers!

 

If I win, someone else can post pic.

[whiplash!]

[.:Alex:.]

 

Guy In Chair: Hey everybody! Take a look at that fat bastard over there!!

CJ: I'm not fat! It's glandular!!

 

OR

 

 

Pizza Guy: Uh.. Sir. I think you've had too many pizzas...

CJ: Yeah.. *puff* maybe... *wheeze* but how am I gonna *gasp* be able to *choke* get out *hack* now?

Edited January 8, 2007 by .:Alex:.

[eyeswideshut]

CJ: Hey Hey Hey Its...

Pizza Guy: If you havent figured out already this is a Fat Albert caption.

 

 

[Mikeeeeey1]

CJ: d00d i'm faht

Pizza Guy: O rly?

CJ: Ya Rly!

[NickB]

CJ: ok ill take an XXL number 9,a small number 2,5 XXL number 5's,15 number 6's,a medium number 2 and a large coke.

Worker:anything else sir

CJ:well actua......

Worker:how bout i give you an XXL everything,it'll save me time,besides you getting any fatter.

CJ:dont make me fart!

[ProblemChild415]

Worker: Wasnt there a burger on this tray?

CJ: Uhhh...no? *burp*

[SeanMcC]

Carl: 'Where the f*ck is the other four trays of food I ordered?!?'

[.:Alex:.]

CJ: This is a stick-up! Gimme all your-

Pizza Guy: Yeah, yeah I know the drill.. Just let me get the money.

CJ: Money!!?? *stomach growls*

[Gantons Most Wanted]

C.J - Hey can i have a number 45 with cheese please

PIzza dude - sorry where all out

C.J - What You Gotta be F*ckin me!

Pizza dude - believe me i'm not this fat guy with a black hat green shirt an jeans was here 5 mins ago with alot of money

C.J - Damn!! Smoke destroying the neighbourhood ain't enough is it so now you gotta destroy my meal times aswell

[XxDarkxPsychicxX]

I have some winners.

 

3rd Place: whiplash!

 

Could you..uhhh...deep-fry the soda-can..?

 

2nd Place: MMFF

 

Pizza Guy: Stop eating all the customers!

 

1st Place: Emopat

 

Pizza Guy: I think you've had enough slices.

 

CJ: Nah man.. This'll only be.. (Pant).. My fourty seventh.. (Pant).. Slice..

 

CJ has a heart attack.

 

Take it away (again) EmoPat.

[Pat]

Three times in a row. Wooh.

 

[Nick Papagiorgio]

 

Army dude, down below: Holy f*ck! Who authorized to let him test out the enlarging drink? Aww sh*t....I'm screwed.

[Brutuz]

CJ: Will Smith ain't got nothing on me!

[MMFF]

CJ: Good thing I have a strong left arm!

 

or

 

CJ to self: Don't look down, don't look down.

[Graugboy]

CJ: I believe I can fly I believe i can touch the sky

Army guy: Not for long mutha f*cker

[Mikeeeeey1]

Three times in a row. Wooh.

 

*Plays james bond theme*

CJ: the theme song is really working here

Gaurd: Yeah it is, wait, hey!