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Caption This Picture Contest!

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Mardy

"I thought we were going to play pool...not flood the pool table to make it a swimming pool"

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DJDJ

 

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CJ: I'd get yourself checked for polonium poisening man. that cue stick just aint right

 

Or

 

man on left: Where's the balls?

CJ: BURP

 

 

EDIT

how come Canoxa's posted anyway, wasnt it Nick000's turn?

I dont care much, just curoius

Edited by DJDJ

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XxDarkxPsychicxX

Pool guy: "Put your money where your mouth is, playa."

CJ: "How 'bout I shove that stick where your mouth is."

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tuareg
Pool guy: "Put your money where your mouth is, playa."

CJ: "How 'bout I shove that stick where your mouth is."

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whiplash!

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Pat

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Mr. Hym.

Pool guy: Just stay way over there!

CJ: Oh come on, a man hug never killed anyone.

or

CJ: Are you the only one that showed up? Some birthday...

Pool guy: Look, I just came for the pool. You wanna talk, buy me a beer first.

 

Lame, I know suicidal.gif

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DJDJ

Whiplash's first and XxDarkxPsychicxX's were awesome...keep it up guys:P

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Canoxa

I'm back with some prizes to give.

 

Third Place - whiplash

"I don't have balls."

 

Second place - DJDJ

"Where's the balls?

BURP"

 

First place - Dark Psychic!

Pool guy: "Put your money where your mouth is, playa."

CJ: "How 'bout I shove that stick where your mouth is."

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XxDarkxPsychicxX

Cool, I won. cool.gif

 

Here's my picture:

 

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Graugboy

CJ: hey i bet you never knew santa clause was black

Pizza Guy:Huh? NO WAY!!!

or if the pizza guy were maccer

Pizza guy maccer: mate you have huge sausage floppy tits, that i'd be wankin' all night

CJ:WHAT THE F*CK?!?

Guy in the background throws up

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DJDJ

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CJ (singing): I'm.. too sexy for my shirt...

 

 

Or

 

Worker: Who ate al the pies, who ate all the pies...

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Pat
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Too lazy to whip something up in Paint, because there's no room for the chat bubbles.

 

 

Pizza Guy: I think you've had enough slices.

 

CJ: Nah man.. This'll only be.. (Pant).. My fourty seventh.. (Pant).. Slice..

 

CJ has a heart attack.

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MMFF

Pizza Guy: Nice tits.

 

or

 

Pizza Guy: Stop eating all the customers!

 

If I win, someone else can post pic.

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whiplash!

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.:Alex:.

 

Guy In Chair: Hey everybody! Take a look at that fat bastard over there!!

CJ: I'm not fat! It's glandular!!

 

OR

 

 

Pizza Guy: Uh.. Sir. I think you've had too many pizzas...

CJ: Yeah.. *puff* maybe... *wheeze* but how am I gonna *gasp* be able to *choke* get out *hack* now?

Edited by .:Alex:.

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eyeswideshut

CJ: Hey Hey Hey Its...

Pizza Guy: If you havent figured out already this is a Fat Albert caption.

 

 

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Mikeeeeey1

CJ: d00d i'm faht

Pizza Guy: O rly?

CJ: Ya Rly!

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NickB

CJ: ok ill take an XXL number 9,a small number 2,5 XXL number 5's,15 number 6's,a medium number 2 and a large coke.

Worker:anything else sir

CJ:well actua......

Worker:how bout i give you an XXL everything,it'll save me time,besides you getting any fatter.

CJ:dont make me fart!

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ProblemChild415

Worker: Wasnt there a burger on this tray?

CJ: Uhhh...no? *burp*

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SeanMcC

Carl: 'Where the f*ck is the other four trays of food I ordered?!?'

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.:Alex:.

CJ: This is a stick-up! Gimme all your-

Pizza Guy: Yeah, yeah I know the drill.. Just let me get the money.

CJ: Money!!?? *stomach growls*

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Gantons Most Wanted

C.J - Hey can i have a number 45 with cheese please

PIzza dude - sorry where all out

C.J - What You Gotta be F*ckin me!

Pizza dude - believe me i'm not this fat guy with a black hat green shirt an jeans was here 5 mins ago with alot of money

C.J - Damn!! Smoke destroying the neighbourhood ain't enough is it so now you gotta destroy my meal times aswell

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XxDarkxPsychicxX

I have some winners.

 

3rd Place: whiplash!

 

Could you..uhhh...deep-fry the soda-can..?

 

2nd Place: MMFF

 

Pizza Guy: Stop eating all the customers!

 

1st Place: Emopat

 

Pizza Guy: I think you've had enough slices.

 

CJ: Nah man.. This'll only be.. (Pant).. My fourty seventh.. (Pant).. Slice..

 

CJ has a heart attack.

 

Take it away (again) EmoPat. smile.gif

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Pat

Three times in a row. Wooh.

 

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Nick Papagiorgio

 

Army dude, down below: Holy f*ck! Who authorized to let him test out the enlarging drink? Aww sh*t....I'm screwed.

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Brutuz

CJ: Will Smith ain't got nothing on me!

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MMFF

CJ: Good thing I have a strong left arm!

 

or

 

CJ to self: Don't look down, don't look down.

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Graugboy

CJ: I believe I can fly I believe i can touch the sky

Army guy: Not for long mutha f*cker

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Mikeeeeey1
Three times in a row. Wooh.

 

user posted image

*Plays james bond theme*

CJ: the theme song is really working here

Gaurd: Yeah it is, wait, hey!

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