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Things Characters would never say!

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Mustang05

Catalina: You are a great lover CJ!

CJ: Catalina isn't a crazy bi*ch

Tommy Vercetti: I don't want to take over Vice City

Sweet: The Grove? What Grove?

Sonny Ferelli: Tommy, it's ok if you lost all the money...

Diaz: Who cares about my mansion!

Candy Suxx: Implants are bad.

Lance: Tommy, go by yourself, I'm not helping.

Claude (GTA3 Guy): "I can speak"

Ryder: I'm giving up the water.

CJ: Hey, give me some of that weed.

 

 

- Mustang05

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Raptomex

CJ - You do know I'm white, right?

Wu Zi Mu - I'm stupid Carl not blind.

Tenpenny - I like men.

Catalina - I want your penis.

Pulaski - Can I f*ck your brother?

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turtle dick

Tommy: I can swim.

Claude: BOO !!!

CJ: Is that a dog?

Tenpenny: Carl, I'm your father.

Cesar: CJ, I killed your mom.

Some balla: GSF fo life !

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tamunwhye

here's mine

CJ:I love drugs

SWEET:GSF suck

tenpenny:CJ can i rape you

Catalina:can i marry you

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Viva Gta San Andreas.

No ore claude ones, please.

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DigitalChaos
CJ:I am gay!

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Viva Gta San Andreas.

cj: violence? Never done it in my life.

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MAcSandNinEs

Can people stop with all the weed stuff? CJ is against Crack , but not Weed. All the Grove street guys are puffing on fatties whenever CJ walks by.

 

Nothing to do with SA, but things people would never say:

 

Mxyzptlk: Anything that begins with Mis-

 

Opius, Illspirit, Barguast, Mxyzptlk, Tsourski: "Teh"~M$&9$~

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OzzySM12
Can people stop with all the weed stuff? CJ is against Crack , but not Weed. All the Grove street guys are puffing on fatties whenever CJ walks by.

 

Nothing to do with SA, but things people would never say:

 

Mxyzptlk: Anything that begins with Mis-

 

Opius, Illspirit, Barguast, Mxyzptlk, Tsourski: "Teh"~M$&9$~

Im quite sure CJ is not one for weed... remember the mission when he walks in on his bro with the hooker... she is giving him weed im sure... and CJ goes off on one...

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IeetGLOO

Minister: Do you, Carl, take Catalina to be your lawfully wedded wife? inlove.gif

 

OG Loc: Hey guys! Guess what! My album just went PLATINUM!!! music.gif

 

Catalina: Puppies are cute! *Holds up a puppy* Who's a cute puppy? Who's a cute puppy? YOU'RE A CUTE PUPPY! Yesh yoo are! Yesh yoo are! smile.gif

 

Millie: Carl, put that thing away! I don't want to see that gimp suit on you EVER again! Pervert! mad.gif

 

Woozie: I FOUND THE LOOSE COBBLE! *Holds up a cobblestone, grinning ear to ear* biggrin.gif

 

Carl: SHUT UP GUYS! Can't you see The View is on? Geez can't a guy watch some TV around here? sarcasm.gif

 

 

 

 

 

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MAcSandNinEs

 

Sean "Sweet" Johnson

 

All I hear is 'caine 'caine 'caine!! I just wanted to see what was so good!

 

She was giving him a Crack Pipe. "Caine" is cocaine, the powder version of crack. During "Beat Down on B-Dup," he was trying the crack and he said the above quote when CJ caught him doing it.~M$&9$~

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Oblivionz

Jizzy B: Let's get married!

Big Smoke: I'm not hungry.

CJ: I surrender, Officer.

Sweet: CJ... I have a confession. I'm gay..

Pulaski: I f*cked your mother.

CJ: Because i got high, because i got high..... Wait. Did i really get high?

Ken Rosenburg: I'm one crazy mothaf*cka, nigga!

 

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sak_dogg

CJ: I luv u Catalina!

Sweet: Im moving to the East Coast fool.

OG Loc: I aint no gangsta!

Catalina: U did real good back ther CJ!

Ryder: CJ u a gansta.

 

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turtle dick

Cesar: I know where the pope sh*ts!

Woozie: I'm deaf

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Tril

@Ozzy:

That's coke(caine) not weed...

CJ is down for weed...

He's only against the powder...

He refuses to use drugs during gameplay though for obvious reasons.

"I don't like to drive when I'm faded!" CJ-'Are You Going To San Fierro?'

"This'll be a great story for when we passin' a blunt." Big Smoke-'Reuniting The Families'

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