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blindsk8er6d9

Things Characters would never say!

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blindsk8er6d9

Post thingsa that the GTA characters would never say. They can be Characters from any GTA.

 

Sweet-I think I will move into Madd Dogg's crib

Smoke-No thanks, I am not hungry

Tennpenny-CJ, your free to go

Catalina-CJ, is there anything I can do for you?

Claude-Anything

Candy Suxx-I am saving myself for marrage.

CJ-Pass the blunt

Woozie-I spy with my little eye, something......

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Destruction-Overdrive

the truth- smokers are jokers , drugs r bad mmmkay

 

 

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Tril

CJ: Where's my stash?/I got so blazed! I mean...

Sweet: I'm moving to Liberty...

Tenpenny: Sorry for that sh*t back there,Carl...

Tommy Vercetti: DIE FOO!!!

B Dup: Quiet fool! I'm doin' ma homework...

Claude: What?/Okay!/SHUT UP!!!/What was I supposed to do again?

Woozie: You see that guy right there?

Ryder: That was so AWESOME!

Lance: Mmmm Mmmm...SOUP!!!

Pulaski: Thank you Carl!

Joey: Go over there and get me my cereal...

Donald Love: Your very stupid aren't you?

Cortez: What is up,eh?

Brian: I'm ALIVE!!!

Maccer: Stop wankin' you wanka!

Avery: BLING!

El Burro: I'm a hustler homie!

 

 

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GTA_Gangsta'

Tommy V.- Its cuz im black aint it.

CJ-Where the hell i put my underwear?

OG LOC- Real Rap Song

Ceaser- CJ..I think I Love you

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OzzySM12
Ceaser- CJ..I think I Love you

god.. that would have been a good twist in the story line... though I think OG Loc would be more likly to say that... as we found out he was, ill treated when he was in prison so to speak...

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YeTi

woozie - I'm not blind you know.

diaz - I'm calm

claude,cj and tommy - im a bad driver

lance - i will never betray anyone

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Hot_Knife

Sweet: Who give a sh*t about the hood.

CJ: Can I some of that weed?

Kendl: I'm a hooker

Tommy Vercetti: I'm scared

Wu Zi: I can see!!

Ceaser: F*ck you Kendl!

The Truth: There's no alien life out there.

Ryder: I'm giving up the weed.

Maccer: I think I'll stop wankin' off now.

Toreno: CJ, you're a great leader.

Smoke: I see no future for me.

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sean "sweet" johnson

Carl Johnson: Man, I'm giving up gangbanging and going to be a peace negociator for warring countries

 

Sean Sweet Johnson: I love the ballas, and I think that the GSF should suk my ass!

 

Melvin Big Smoke Harris: I am going to be a male supermodel!

 

Lance Ryder Wilson: Man, I'm giving up water (LOL)

 

Mark "B-Dup" Wayne: I think that I will cater to your every whim, friend.

 

Og Loc: I am going to be a opera singer!

 

Frank Tenpenny: I think that I will do my job.

 

pulaski: I going to live in a las venturas trash can!

 

Cesar: Who needs low riders, I gotta perrenial!

 

Old Reece: I sell wigs instead of cutting hair

 

Madd Dogg: I think I will join OG loc

 

Toreno- LETS GO PART-AY!!!!

 

Barry Big Bear Thorne:get off your fat rump and wipe my ass!

 

Wu Zi Mu: I have 20/20 vision.

 

Salvatore Leone: Sup my ***** I'm goin to blast these fools, wanna come?

 

the conversation where rosenberg called CJ tommy with a twist

 

Rosenburg: Just like good ol' times, huh CJ?

 

CJ: WHO THE **** IS CJ?!? oh wait, i'm CJ

 

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leper73

OG Loc: Whoops, that doesn't rhyme.

Ryder: It's a good thing you left the gang life when you did, CJ.

Sweet: Kendl, you can see Cesar as long as you love him.

Catalina: Money isn't everything. I love Claude, and I'm staying with him.

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JDHJJ

Carl: I saw bigfoot!

 

Sweet: I'm not hungry..

 

 

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evirus

cj-tommy-gta3 guy: "sorry for that officer i was in a hurry"

any pedestrein: Oh my god im going to get hit... ill jump onto the street to avoid the car!"

 

any driver: "hay whats that shiny thing on the side of my car? eh ill just ignore it" *changes into cj's lane* !BAM!

 

any driver: "that jerk with an mp5 just hit me! wheres my shovel?"

 

new generation announcer: (anything) "busted!" "wasted!" "kill frenzy!"

 

 

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YeTi
cj-tommy-gta3 guy: "sorry for that officer i was in a hurry"

any pedestrein: Oh my god im going to get hit... ill jump onto the street to avoid the car!"

 

any driver: "hay whats that shiny thing on the side of my car? eh ill just ignore it" *changes into cj's lane* !BAM!

 

any driver: "that jerk with an mp5 just hit me! wheres my shovel?"

 

new generation announcer: (anything) "busted!" "wasted!" "kill frenzy!"

Lol they are soo true.

 

police - i know ive just seen him kill 100 of my friends but ill run in front of him and shoot him.

 

gang member - i know ive just seen him kill 100 of my friends but ill run in front of him and shoot him.

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DidierSucks

A series...Tommy is freakin' out.....

 

Tommy: Ken you moron! You're a completely useless bag of sh*t you know that?! Now give me the god damn frying pan and let me show you how a real man cooks!

 

 

Claude...........................cough.............................

 

 

CJ (to a woman): I find you attractive in a heterosexual way

Edited by DidierSucks

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Viva Gta San Andreas.

rockstar- yes there is bigfoot

cj- no sorry im a virgin.

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MissileDefender

Woozie - Look over there!/ Did you see that programma last night?

 

 

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GTA_Gangsta'
Woozie - Look over there!/ Did you see that programma last night?

ok plz no more about woozie everyone is saying the same thing about him.

look over there

i can see

did you see that

 

its kinda lame confused.gif

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YeTi
its kinda lame confused.gif

It's getting kinda lame. Everyones doing it now.

 

smoke - i need to loose weight

polaski - cj your sister is ugly

clucking bell guy - i can gurantee you wont get ill from eating this

clucking bell guy - it's made with real chicken

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blindsk8er6d9

Mitch Baker-Bikes are for bitches

Phil-Two arms are better than one

Balla-Purple is for fagots

Donald Love-Where am I?

Tommy-Oops I just ran that red light

Claude-I think I should change my clothes

 

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DarkGTA

CJ - Sweet, dont tell me you f*cked Big Smoke!

Tommy - I had sex with Love Fist

Claude - Where's my penis?

CJ - I gave birth to the floor

Claude - Jesus killed me

Tommy - Let's put my penis in Candy Suxx's ass.

CJ - Black people are bitches. Not including myself

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OzzySM12
phil casidy (spelling?) - guns are bad...

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anus

Tommy Vercetti - I hate money, I am going to give all my money to charity.

 

Carl Johnson - My mother sucked ass.

 

Claude Speede - --------------- Looks around ----------------.

 

Ken Rosenburg, I fantasize about having sex with Aunty Poulet in my dreams.

 

 

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leper73

A Liberty/Vice/SA realtor: One attractive feature of living here is the city's low crime rate and friendly, neighborly environment.

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gtaman2

CJ- Im going to join the KKK

Sweet- I love candy mmmmmmmmmmmmm

Smoke- Im a very fat man and im glad to be it

ceasure (srry about spelling)- carl your sister is soo hot, i love her so much cause shes hot/ I did your sister carl

Lance- IM THE ONLY BLACK GUY THATS NOT FAT OR UGLY IN VICE CITY AND I DIE... IM THE BAD GUY HUH...YEA JUST MAKE THE ONLY FINE BLACK GUY IN VICE CITY DIE (this is when lance is a ghost lol)

Tommy in gta3- i/ and/ the/ you/ him/ her/ it/ wtf/ WHY DONT I TALK

CJ- i went to school

 

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MC s***head

CEASER:KENDL,I'M GAY

CATALINA:I'LL STOP PHONING YOU NOW

CJ:WHERES MY CRACK PIPE

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poopskin

Big Smoke: i think i'l go to rehab cuz' i'm a big fat manho!

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YeTi
Big Smoke: i think i'l go to rehab cuz' i'm a big fat manho!

That ones funny. I don't think there were any ones about smoke being fat before. Also cen we stop with the ones about claude not being able to talk they are getting as lame as the ones about woozie not being able to see.

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amh714

OG Loc: I'm a wanna be gangsta

Ryder: I'm going to get a education

Smoke: I'm going on a diet

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Oddsock

Tommy: CJ has balls

Claude: ..... (CJ has balls)

CJ: I have balls.

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OzzySM12
Tommy: CJ has balls

Claude: ..... (CJ has balls)

CJ: I have balls.

anyone: Cj has balls

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MissileDefender

Anyone who blows up a large jumbo jet, steals harriers off a Aircraft carrier, shoots police and army, and nicks thousands of cars, and kills hundreds of people, has some balls...

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