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Gela

If San Andreas was a real city...

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Gela

>people whould have "CJ insurance"

 

>You would never worry about your car getting damaged

 

>You would have tons of people that look exactly like you.

 

> You would have a house but you wont be able to go in.

 

> You wouldn't go to school because your born adult

 

> You wouldn never change your clothes

 

> There wont be any international travel agencies

 

> You could go down the highway at 100 miles perhour but still make perfect 90 degree turns.

 

> The leading cause of death would be CJ

 

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DigitalChaos

I dont get this. Who would want to be a citizen. dozingoff.gif

 

 

~D Chaos

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Gela

Well cj gets to do everything but citizens dont so lets make fun of it

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imheretostay
Jesus, could you try explaining what the f*ck you mean next time? I get it now, but it took a while. Also, i dont really see the point. It's a game, not real life. Why would you wanna play, if your car was destroyed by a crazy black man blowing everything up? Or if it was an exact copy of everyday life?

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beanmachine43
He's not saying he doesn't like SA (or is he?). He's trying to have fun with the fact that citizens in SA don't really have any lives, alot of them look alike, they're all in danger of CJ's wrath, etc.

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tommy vercetti guy

-you would walk around San Andreas for no reason whatsoever.

 

-you park your car in your driveway, then walk away.

 

-you would take forever to finish a meal.

 

-you would take to random strangers

 

-you would walk through flames

 

-you would buy drugs from a dealer infront of a cop

 

 

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SystemOverload
Jesus, could you try explaining what the f*ck you mean next time? I get it now, but it took a while. Also, i dont really see the point. It's a game, not real life. Why would you wanna play, if your car was destroyed by a crazy black man blowing everything up? Or if it was an exact copy of everyday life?

LOL, exactly what I was thinking once I read that! If I ever became a citizen of SA I would of killed myself WAY before I even bought the plane tickets to get there.

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Raindancer

- You would wait at the train station, yet never catch a train

 

- You only have the ability to string a few words together

 

- Your happy to drive around the same block for hours on end

 

 

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blindsk8er6d9

-cops would chase you for no reason

-repair shops would be really fast

-your bike would never break

-you could carry a gun as long as you don't use it

-you could pull someone out of their car as long as you didn't get in

-there would be no speed limit

-paramedics could revive you

-If you went too far away from CJ you would dissapear

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JDHJJ

- you could die, then wake up at a hospital

 

- you could be arrested, and never go to jail

 

- you wouldn't have to worry about how old you look, you stay the same age

 

- we could actually use cheats cool.gif

 

- we wouldn't have to store any guns we have

 

 

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DXfoxman
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tommy vercetti guy

-the cops wont allow you to go into a impound, even if your getting your own vehicle

 

-you go around your house looking for a yellow marker

 

-You attempt to go into area 51

 

-you drive your vehicle off Mt. Everest

 

-you steal a car, and wait for the alarm to stop

 

-you take an airplane, fly it into a building and think the building will not be damaged

 

-you kill your barber, come back the next time and dont know why hes not there

 

-you kill someone and wait for his body to vanish into thin air

 

-you drive a monster truck on the road and think it wont get much attention

 

-you put your damaged vehicle in your garage and think it will get repaired instantly

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Hugef1
- A day lasts 24 minutes

 

- Police only chase you so far, before they decide it's not worth it, and go back to eating donuts.

 

 

 

 

doesn't this happen in real life anyway?

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ogglock

- taking orders from bosses and failing them, thus redoing missions and they say the same exact thing the first time you took the mission

 

- swear while sounding you horn if traffic stops especially "AWWW, THIS FOOL!!!"

 

- fight senselessly if CJ uses Peds Riot cheat

 

- just walk endlessly on the sidewalk

 

- stop holding hands with someone if someone gets near you

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Balla_killer

---when unget a prostatute u dont really do it, u just sit and say stuff

 

---it takes u 1 miniute to take 1 step

 

---the gas stations r useless

 

---u never have to refail ur car

 

---u olny eat junk food

 

---u dont really eat u just ram ur food into ur face

 

--- you cant go into houses

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Mad Toad

--You can eat 11 burgers a day and not throw up

 

--You can blast someone in the head and not get busted wow.gif

 

--You can bunnyhop a BMX over 3 cars

 

--You can wheelie your BMX down the whole of the highway

 

--You can fly a hydra jet without any training

 

--You dont see walls until it's too late

 

--If you cheat, planes/cars can spawn in front of your face

 

--You can swim around an island the size of England tounge.gif

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ogglock

- you just sit at the front porch of your house

- fight CJ if he jacks your car

- dress according to CJ's cheat (ninja, clown, etc)

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tommy vercetti guy

-you fight an old woman and you lost

 

-you ride taxis, but never get to your destination

 

-you would attack cops for no apperant reason

 

-you would yell at your barber for not growing you hair

 

-you would yell at the mechanic for not giving you a free paint job even though your car is in mint condition

 

-there will be toilets, but no one ever uses them

 

-you walk over a gun and dont know why its not appearing in your hands

 

-you lose money at the casino and go around looking for a load game option

 

-your a hooker, and you only serve CJ

 

-you go around naked

 

-you work out for 8 minutes and expect to have muscles

 

-you pull out meals behine the counter, even though there is nowhere to pull anything out of

 

-you have buisnesses with hookers and expect to never get AIDS

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sak_dogg

Yea

 

- U dont care if someone is just standing ther on ur car roof.

 

- If u talk to sum1, if CJ slits they throat, u just walk off like it never happened then turn round and wonder y thers a dead dude behind u.

 

- Ur able to hit anything in ur car (except ppl and cop cars) and not get in trouble.

 

- Cops walk casually by when sum1 is shooting another person.

 

- U kill sum1 then a minute later u see 10 of them walkin round.

 

- U can jump ur car off Chilliad then drive off home in the same car.

 

- U can blow up sum1s car that they just got outta and that person wont care bout it.

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MI7

-You can fall off a mountain in a car and survive.

-Massive freefalls from aeroplanes can be survived by a rapid tapping of your square button.

-You get reminded to pull your ripcord by a "Open your parachute!" message.

 

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YeTi

-you can keep a bazooka in your back pocket

 

-you can jump off of a building/cliff on a motorbike and survive

 

-you can shoot any citizen of sa and when you walk around a corner theres another one (twins biggrin.gif )

 

-you can drown at the bottom of the ocean but you still wake up in the hospital

 

-if you fail a mission were you are trying to kill someone they let you have another go at trying to kill him ye like he'd let you in rea life

 

-kissing/shagging a girl regenerates some of your health

 

-you can eat as much food as you can in a day and not throw up barf8bd.gif

 

-you can jump in front of a car traveling at full speed on the highway and it instantly goes from 100mph to 0mph

 

-the ballas would get their asses kicked for wearing purple

 

-how your homies keep getting the same sh*t car no matter how many times you destroy it

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