The Guitarded Dude Posted April 25, 2005 Share Posted April 25, 2005 Canada is like the quiet Little Asian dude sitting in a room full of bullies You never know what he's capable of until the time comes where he must defend himself. i believe Canada would Fight very well in the Next possible war. if a prime minister from the Marijuana Party get's elected. Canada has: - Low Pollution - Low Crime Rate - Lots of open space to hide in case of Nuclear Holocaust - Mounties - and U.S.A as a close ally - Can't forget Britain pip pip Cheerio - Small Army (wait where does that help us?) - Hot Distracting Female Soldiers - Free Health-Care We may not be a serious competitor, but a lot from canada will most likely survive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enano Posted April 25, 2005 Share Posted April 25, 2005 This is going to be fun!!! Venezuela (We also have a lot of stuff that sucks... but I'm going to leave that for the end): Good stuff: -The hottest girls in the world (We've won Miss Universe 4 times)* -Great beaches!!! -Big geographic diversity (Beaches, mountains, jungles, savannas, deserts, etc.) -The tallest waterfall in the world (Angel Falls) -The tallest and longest cable car in the world (I'm talking about the ones that go uphill) -Good location (Near the ecuator, opens to the Atlantic and Caribbean, near the Panama canal) -Awesome weather!!! -Cheap gasoline Bad stuff: -The worst president ever -A LOT of crimes -Everything is expensive -To much poor people ... a lot more of bad stuff that I can't remember. *Plastic surgery may cause so many winners Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToyMachine Posted April 25, 2005 Share Posted April 25, 2005 Listen to "f*ck Yea" on the Team America soundtrack...to get a list of a few things that rock balls in the USA. But on another note...I'd have to say the best country in the world is Tahiti. A video based off that song that helps explain reasons why America is soooo badass with pictures too. Haha that ruled. It contained a little porno but the movie made up for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Chronic Posted April 25, 2005 Share Posted April 25, 2005 Listen to "f*ck Yea" on the Team America soundtrack...to get a list of a few things that rock balls in the USA. But on another note...I'd have to say the best country in the world is Tahiti. A video based off that song that helps explain reasons why America is soooo badass with pictures too. Haha that ruled. It contained a little porno but the movie made up for it. that movie rocks out with its cock out. (literally, thers a cock in it! ) There was a thread with it that got locked a while back and the best country in the world is america, because my wang is in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SloStenRacing Posted April 25, 2005 Share Posted April 25, 2005 Opppss.... I totally forgot about that. I just posted the link as I had it saved from awhile ago. If any mod or admin deems it wrong or the like then please feel free to remove the link. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bit_hell Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 Vicedog you forgot one thing why our country is great: Legal weed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PresidentKiller Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 (edited) This is going to be fun!!! Venezuela (We also have a lot of stuff that sucks... but I'm going to leave that for the end): Good stuff: -The hottest girls in the world (We've won Miss Universe 4 times)* -Great beaches!!! -Big geographic diversity (Beaches, mountains, jungles, savannas, deserts, etc.) -The tallest waterfall in the world (Angel Falls) -The tallest and longest cable car in the world (I'm talking about the ones that go uphill) -Good location (Near the ecuator, opens to the Atlantic and Caribbean, near the Panama canal) -Awesome weather!!! -Cheap gasoline Bad stuff: -The worst president ever -A LOT of crimes -Everything is expensive -To much poor people ... a lot more of bad stuff that I can't remember. *Plastic surgery may cause so many winners The same applies for Mexico, except the thing about the cable car, location, gasoline and waterfalls... And we're going to have the worst president ever if stupid people keeps supporting Mexico City's moron ex-mayor... EDIT: Some girls are hot too, but not really Miss Universe... Edited April 26, 2005 by PresidentKiller Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sillyhed2000 Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 Australia is great because: • We have me. • SA Imbreds are amusing. • Victorian midgets rule. • You don't have to consider Tasmania as part of Australia if you don't want to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr zoidberg Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 Ireland because: • Wonderful weather. Amazing summers which start and end in September. Delightfully cold rain for the rest of the year, apart from brief periods in July and August when that evil sun may make an appearance. Oh, and not to forget the complete lack of snow in winter. • Avant-garde architecture. Even if everyone thinks it looks sh*t, we'll spend €5 million on it because we're so cool and European. • High Rise buildings. Wonderful 13-storey skyscrapers dominate the skies! Who needs sunlight anyway! • Honest politicians. They care about you. They do, you just need to pay them enough money and they'll do anything for you. • Renowned public transport services. Guaranteed to get you there on time. They've even encouraged people to sell their cars! Oh wait. Ireland actually is the best country... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gibney85 Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 Well, Going by Dr. Zoidberg's link- The battle of 'which is the best country' is over. We beat the US and the UK. Anyway, Some non-economical reasons why Ireland is the best country: 1.We're rich as hell (sorry, got carried away) ......starts again...... ___________________________________________________________ 1. We've got the most beauitful green and unspoilt countryside of anywhere in the world 2. We're steeped in history and culture - with hundreds of historical monuments scattered around the relatively geographically small country. This is Trim Castle, The biggest norman castle in Europe - and its in my town! It was also the castle in the movie 'Braveheart' with Mel Gibson 3.. You can drink alcohol legally at the age of 18, but in reality, once you feel the urge to get drunk you just go ahead and fit right in 4. Everyone's feels welcome here apart from Asylum Seekers AKA Spongers. Once your not one of those you'll feel right at home 5. We have the eigth wonder of the world which is is Irish Stew - Beats a Doner Kebab anyday. 6. You can still get Super Size meals in McDonalds because f*ck all of us are obese. Yummy Mega Mac 7. Quality Hash is easily available throughout the country, with stronger Class A, although slightly more difficult - still easy enough to come by 8. Your guaranteed not too find anyone like Wacko Jacko here, Your kids are safe! 9. Did I Forget, We're all little green leprechauns with mad red hair who live in ditches and grant wishes to tourists all over the countryside. (Stupid Americans) We're No.1 Yipee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gta Gamer. Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 • You don't have to consider Tasmania as part of Australia if you don't want to. ..|. Australia: I win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJDeez Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 Sounds good Vice. Let me see what I've got to add. Holland is like totally flat, there's lots of places where you can jump into the sea and we have mills! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
menali Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 Other great reasons why the netherlands rules:- koninginnenacht - whole country gets drunk/stoned in the streets to celebrate the queens birthday (although it isn't really her birthday). sinterKlaas - Like christmas but sinterklaas (simlar to santa claus) enslaved a group of black dwarfs to help distribute presents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViceDog Posted April 26, 2005 Author Share Posted April 26, 2005 Both of those ^^ So f*cking true . Holland > Ireland . /me runs off for Holland Ireland war. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vALKYR Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 My homecountry: •Finest Beer •Finest females •Finest shops where you can buy "coffee" •Finest flowers •Not the finest government Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacob. Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 USA would be cool if we didn't have a corrupt government and if we weren't fixing to get nuc'd by a bunch of Arabs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tornado Rex Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 Pff, everyone knows the greatest country ever is Benmark. ~ Proud Supporter of the Child's Play Charity! | GTANET + Child's Play ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGuyFromThere Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 Northern Ireland, UK mate. Why? Because if you don't agree i'll do your f'in knees. Yea, that's more of a UK inside joke. Hmm. Things that make this country and the rest of the UK great. • Free healthcare • Free dental until you're 16 • Little to no pollution, it all blows away in our bad weather to other countries. In your face Norway! • Good surfing • It snows all year round. Atleast in parts of NI anyway • Our national dish. Fish 'n' chips. Other than that it blows. Bad things. • Weather sucks • Everyone hates everyone else with a blind murderous rage • Killings and bombs every day of the week • When you do get sunshine you complain of the heat • The country in general. inactive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 Poland is great... -Corrupt politicians -Poverty -Unemployment lines longer than my wang -Above average crime rate -If you're not Catholic nobody likes you -If you're not white nobody likes you -Go to the hospital or jail after a soccer game heh, you forgot about: -no highways -totally wasted roads -racism -affairs -sh*tty movies -dirty cities -pollution (especially in Slask, a region full of coal mines) Come to Poland! We win!! And you forgot - most underdevelopped agriculture of EU 25. And these are qualities. I have double citizenship, my fellow polish mates (even if toy is American) descirbed Poland pretty well. Go for FRANCE: - We are arrogant - We have Chirac - Paris and the Eiffel Tower - We made the Statue of Liberty - Louis Vuitton - St Tropez - Cartier - Da vinci Code (to put in "Paris") - Finest food - Finest Wine - Soundy language - Lots Signature soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xyzar Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 (edited) <!-- Why the netherlands are great? -weed is legal -high quality weed -we know stuff about space travel and stuff -we invented the f*cking lightbulb -we invented polders and dams and stuff -we invented the printing press (no you germans didn't) -good, simple food and also: -trains that are always late -crap-ass governement -harry potter for president -stupid royal family -stupid flat landscape -lotsa crime and sh*t in the big cities -gay image --> Edited April 26, 2005 by Xyzar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadealorian Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 (edited) NORWAY! pros. • has an extremely balanced goverment • was voted the best counntry to live in by the UN. • fjords and parrots • everbody likes a good a laught (thats why we elected a working priest for PM) • no poverty • very little crime • people are very beautiefull cons. • a religius zelot priest that is Prime minister, we are the only country that has a working PM as a priest besides Iran. • our race is the ideal of nazis so those f*ck come here and parade • piss cold • some of us are to arrogant to be in the EU and the others is passive to vote • tax is hell, the import tax is 25% of your purchase of the totall product price. Edited April 26, 2005 by shadealorian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vALKYR Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 <!-- Why the netherlands are great? -weed is legal -high quality weed -we know stuff about space travel and stuff -we invented the f*cking lightbulb -we invented polders and dams and stuff -we invented the printing press (no you germans didn't) -good, simple food and also: -trains that are always late -crap-ass governement -harry potter for president -stupid royal family -stupid flat landscape -lotsa crime and sh*t in the big cities -gay image --> Not to mention that soon Rotterdam can be called Little Morocco Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haifaiv Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 I present the People's United Nudist Colony of Scotland: ~We hunt haggis in the hills with pointy sticks ~We have extremely high rates of fatarsism ~We invented the TV(!), the Telephone and deep fried Mars bars ~I am Scottish ~We f*cking own at Elephant Polo and Curling Och Aye, ya bawbags. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonny_Tightlips Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 Poland is great... -Corrupt politicians -Poverty -Unemployment lines longer than my wang -Above average crime rate -If you're not Catholic nobody likes you -If you're not white nobody likes you -Go to the hospital or jail after a soccer game heh, you forgot about: -no highways -totally wasted roads -racism -affairs -sh*tty movies -dirty cities -pollution (especially in Slask, a region full of coal mines) Come to Poland! We win!! And you forgot - most underdevelopped agriculture of EU 25. And these are qualities. I have double citizenship, my fellow polish mates (even if toy is American) descirbed Poland pretty well. Go for FRANCE: - We are arrogant - We have Chirac - Paris and the Eiffel Tower - We made the Statue of Liberty - Louis Vuitton - St Tropez - Cartier - Da vinci Code (to put in "Paris") - Finest food - Finest Wine - Soundy language - Lots Don't forget the Lourve! ...besides that I ain't sayin nuthin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haifaiv Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 Where is the Louvre? [/gaysongbyblackeyedpeaslolfux] oh god. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamburger Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 America: ........... America sucks. Damnit But the greatest of all is Czechoslovakia or Serbia. =) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Phantom Menace Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 The United Kingdom because - - Our History. - The British Empire - Our "former" dominance over the rest of the world. - Farmers who aren't afraid to pitch fork you in the ass. Where I live at least. (Yes, I've been threatened) - The country as a whole. - Free healthcare Downside's - A completely sh*t Prime Minister who acts like Bush's bitch. -High bloody petrol prices. Trains that never run on time - Some people are arrogant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonny_Tightlips Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 Where is the Louvre? [/gaysongbyblackeyedpeaslolfux] oh god. <!--SF--><!--SC-->The Lourve. The Pyramid designed by I.M Pei and holds the Mona Lisa, along with other famous works of art. How could you not know? <!--SS-->Thank you, Da Vinci Code <!--EC--><!--EF--><!--ES--> ...besides that I ain't sayin nuthin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr zoidberg Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 America: ........... America sucks. Damnit But the greatest of all is Czechoslovakia or Serbia. =) Yeah Czechoslovakia owns. At least it would if it still existed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JasonB Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 Ummm, yeah Australia like rawks, or something. And here's why folks! *Our indigenous people are still treated like sh*t, have an unemployment rate that is through the roof in comparison to the rest of the nation and are still discriminated against. *We steal other countries oil & resources. *Dipsh*t Prime Minister (although Latham was a pretty bad choice aswell, democracy doesn't work folks) *We follow America wherever their bombs go, how fun, we helped in the pointless bombings of Vietnam, Iraq and Afghanistan! *Badass droughts And now to the real good things about our country: *Drop bears, bitch. *Funny inbreds *Bitchin' deserts (those things are massive) *A sh*tload of good beaches, never mind that alot of them are disappearing because of idiotic politicians *We are the only country on the continent *Decent economy and shiznit Yeah, that's all I can think of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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