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Officer Pulaski

The SASN is back

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bigsimbr

Here is President Evil part 2.

The quality its low!

PE2

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Andyzoot

I'm sorry to say this but I am going to be departing the SASN as my enemies from Vice City have discovered my whereabouts and that I faked my own death. I will now have to return to Vice City and take these people head on

 

 

translates to....

 

 

Sorry but I am leaving SASN as I've decided to try something new on the forums like SSR or Pimp My Ride. Sorry people.

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bigsimbr

Well...goodbye,i hope one day you come back!

and good luck with SSR or pimp my ride!

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Officer Pulaski

monocle.gif shame to see you go Panda

ill put u as missing in case you wanna come back

 

and thats better bigsimbr $35

but put a brief cuz documents for what? confused.gifmonocle.gif

GTAfool you get $30 since most of it was talk

Edited by Officer Pulaski

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CarlJohnson24

I'll post a story soon.

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Mxyzptlk
Here is President Evil part 2.

The quality its low!

PE2

The quality is not very bad BSM, I liked the video. Make more!

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Oddsock

GTAFool, great story!

 

Excellent videos, BSM!

 

I will continue my story soon.

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Oddsock

Bump. This was on the 2nd page.

 

I will probably add to my story today.

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Mxyzptlk

Well I've got a mission worked out in my head (follow up to "stoolie" video), but I have a realyl busy weekend coming up and no internet for those days. Hopefully I'll have time in the evenings to make the movie, if it works out as planned it will be a nice one to watch for. Post some more stories guys; last one was 4 days ago. confused.gif

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Officer Pulaski

monocle.gif the SASN shall never die!

this is my new story

it might not be that good

because right now ive only got a basic idea of what im gonna write

so ill just make this up on the spot

 

Target #4

 

My fourth target are some houses southeast of Montgomery

I would need some backup for this. I needed some guys to soak up fire so I went down to Montgomery and found a group of 5 guys with Uzi's, 9mm's and one had a shotgun. I offered them five grande each. They asked me where I would get the money from and I said "Don't worry, I'll just get the money from my "company," they agreed. I gave them the Hotdog Van to get to the target and I would take my Buffalo. I told them to meet me off the road near the target at 1600 hours.

 

At 4:00 o'clock I made it to the meeting point, they werent there. I looked over to where the Target was and my Hotdog Van is there and guns are blazing. I got a little bit closer and from what i could see, all my guys were shooting from the counter of the HotDog Van. They were doing all right, but were heavily outnumbered. I changed my plans, I decided to go to the giant weed field west of the target (the circular green thing on map). I drove out there and poured gas everywhere, I got back in my car, took a match, threw it out the window and drove to the southern dirt road. I drove to the back of the target and got out of my car.

 

I took my silenced M4 and got to the target, it looked like everyone was firing at the Hotdog Van. In the Van i could see that there were 2 dead by the blood spatter against the black wall. To my right, there were a 2 small houses, to my left, on the other side of the road there were 3 small houses, and to my far left there were 2 really small houses. In all they had about 25 guys I started on the right and shot the 2 guys that were taking cover behind that building. I ran over to where they were to use it for cover, and shot the 3 guys taking cover behind another building across the road. I ran in back of the building that I was hiding behind and reloaded. Behind the building there were 4 guys taking cover, I shot the 3 guys nearest to me, then the last guy shot. It touched my arm leaving a cut and I shot the last guy in the head. There was an alley way to my left between the two buildings. I rolled facing the alleyway and started blindly shooting. There were about 3 guys there that all got shot and I rolled behind the next building and reloaded. I ran to the end of the building and I was right beside the Hotdog Van and it seemed another one of my guys had died, the 2 left had Uzi's.

 

I rolled out from behind the building, there were a bunch of guys on the other side of the road. There was one guy shooting from the house nearest to the van, 2 guys in the alleyway, and two guys behind the end of the farthest building. I shot the 2 guys at the end and 1 guy in the alleyway, then I rolled back behind as guys started shooting at me. The guys in the Hotdog Van shot at them and got the one closest to the Hotdog Van. I rolled out again and shot the guy that was in the alleyway. The guys in the Van jumped out and ran behind the buildings and I heard tons of gunfire. There were about 8 enimies left, so there was no way they could win. I got into the Hotdog Van and drove back home. I spoke into my watch and told the computer to meet me back at the hideout, when I got there I dumped the bodies in the Van into the river. monocle.gif

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Oddsock

Sweet.

 

Sorry I'm not adding to my story, but I'm just so damned busy!

 

Hell, I'll add some now.

 

 

Continuing...

 

Sickness slammed himself against the wall on the second floor of the enemy hideout. The Truth v2.0 was behind him, an unknown agent was in front of him, and in front of that guy was Mxyzptlk. Mxyz took out a flashbang grenade, kicked open the door, and threw it in. It exploded two seconds later, sending a small flash out of the doorway and making a bang so loud the ground shook lighlty.

 

Immediately Mxyzptlk whirled around the corner and disappeared into the building. Sickness rushed in with him and the other agent. He entered a small place that looked like this:

 

EDIT: Damn!

 

Well, anyway, it was a narrow little hallway with old white painted walls and ceiling, with a short-haired light blue carpet. Almost cyan. There was one door on the left side. A small fake-wood door. There were two on the other side.

 

They all rushed down the entrance hallway and turned the corner, running in a single file line, M4's to their chests. Just as the room behind the corner came into view, several shots went off. Tec9's. Mxyzptlk fell, but Sickness didn't concentrate on him. He ducked and brought out his M4. The agent next to him did the same, and Sickness heard M4's being unslung behind him. The corner led to a little waiting room with several chairs in the corner next to where the squad had come out of the hallway. In the back of the room, opposite Sickness, there was a desk with two plants next to it. The desk was overturned, and one cop was standing there, firing.

 

At once, every member of the squad, omitting Mxyzptlk, fired on him. The automatic guns blared and glared. The cop became lost in a cloud of red mist. They stopped as soon as they had started, all at once. The cop, propelled back by the bullets slamming into him, fell against the already blood-and-brain spattered wall. He stood, eyes wide, then slumped to the side.

 

Sickness leaned down and checked Mxyzptlk. He had gotten shot three times in the chest. As luck would have it, everyone was wearing body armor, and the puny 9mm bullets did nothing but knock him flat on his back. He quickly got back up and sat back down on a chair.

 

Now they had to wait for the second squad. It took a while, but they finally came. Along with them was GTAFool12. The other six agents hustled in, met by the muzzles of Squad One's M4's. How did they know if they were friend or foe (that rhymes)?

 

After lowering the guns and briefing each other, they started torwards the two elevators that were on the right wall. The two squads called the elevators at the same time. In one, it was empty. In the other, there were three unarmed Rifas. They all had Coronas. Being met by the large dark tunnels of the M4 muzzles, they hurriedly surrendered. They were tied up and put in the main lobby.

 

The squads continued down. Before doing so, The Truth V2.0 took a prisoner aside and interrogated him. The captive responded easily, knowing his career was over. The prisoners were kept on level 7.

 

Sickness and the 5 others squished into the tiny elevator and pressed "7." It lit up, and the rickety machine jerked sideways. Everyone was scared. Sideways? Did something give out?

 

No, instead, it slowly and smoothly started heading at a higher and higher degree until it started heading straight down.

 

 

TO BE CONTINUED.

Edited by OdDsOcK

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Martini Racing

This is my first story in a while, so It might be a little rusty:

 

Tommy's attempted Takeover! monocle.gif

 

It was 5h39 in the morning when I heard a crash. I was up with a start. I grabbed my bat, ready to kick some robber ass.(I know there isn't a bat in the house, but it is only a bat...) I went downstairs and saw a group of Neds!(ask someone if you don't know what a Ned is) Then their leader came up to me. He looked vaguely familiar. "Hey, you're Tommy Vercetti! Get out! Go away!" Him and his neddy pals ran. Shame, he used to be a big criminal. Now he's just a Ned. I went back to bed. when I woke up, I got a call. "Get outta my house!" Tommy said.

"This is my house now, b*tch!"

"I got it first!"

"Yeah, then you left!"

"I'm gettin' that house whether you say so or not!" I hung up. Then, a bus pulled up outside. Tommy and about 20 Neds came out. Tommy said "It's showtime!!" One of his neds tried to throw a grenade, but it stuck to his hand. "Oh, no!" I sran back in, and the the grenade detonated.Tommy was relatively Okay, but all of his Neds were smoldering. As he was running away across the street he said "You haven't seen the last of -SPLAT-". He had been hit by a speeding Banshee. "Oh, that is NASTY! barf8bd.gif "

 

I know, it isn't very spy-ish, but it was all I could think of.

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Mxyzptlk

Someone feel free to pay Officer Pulaski, or I'll do it tomorrow at lunch when I can read all these. smile.gif

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sean "sweet" johnson

uhhhh this seems awesome so could i join? here is what i would have

 

 

Agent:025

Alias:"owner"

Headquarters: dirtring

Residence: whitewood estates

Funds:0

Weapons: silenced pistol, knife, sawn off shotgun and chainsaw

Vehicles: dune rider, bf injection

Miscellaneous tools: none

 

is that how i join?

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Mxyzptlk

Welcome aboard Sweet, but you only get what's available at your HQ, so:

Vehicles: Kart, Dune and BF Injection

Weapson: Silenced 9mm, Baseball Bat

 

Write us some good stories!

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sean "sweet" johnson

this is my first mission.

 

Life was good. I had just purchased Dirtring from a paranoid old man. But i missed the good old days in my old private eye place and was remembering when the cell phone rang.

" Yes this is the owner of dirtring how may i help you?" " We need your assistance, this man by the name of Bob Gallod has just registered in your dirt track race and if you can help us we would be most appreciative." " Well i dont know who the heck you are, why i should help, and how can i help so state your buisness or i will hang up now." " We are the SASN the san andreas spy network and he has killed many of our spies and he needs to be stopped, so can you make sure he does not walk out of your dirtring place alive." "Ok i will help but if i help you would you accept me into your spy agency?" "Sure we are looking for some new talent anyways." So i was going back into the spy thing again. I would need my old gear. I went and unlocked my many locks and entered my office that i had dedicated for if i got back into the private eye or spy game and got out my silenced 9mm and baseball bat. " Ahhh good to be back."

 

So i had my plan. I had to make sure he won the Bf injection and after he would leave with the injection i would trail him with my injection and when he got to his house or whatever he had i would shoot him and dump his body in the water. But i would need to make sure he won. So i shot the tires of every other sanchez and went back to the announcers spot to announce the race. But when i got in the booth I was staring down the barrel of a sawn-off shotgun. "So mr. 'owner' you thought you could trick me into getting that injection when you shot every other sanchez's wheels? well im no fool so im cancelling your deed and life, perminately." I would need to think fast to get out of this one so I knocked away his shotgun and smashed the barrel of the shotgun with my bat and used the silenced to kill him. I Then announced that the race was vandalized by a mystery man and would be postponed till tomarrow. So i snuck the body into my dune truck and went all the way to drop his body in san fierro and tossed the body in with caution. But some police man saw me and called in nearly 15 cars and bikes. I was hopelessly surrounded but all of a sudden I saw a ladder from a hunter hanging from above me. I climbed up it and someone said "welcome to the SASN."

 

there it is. go ahead. laugh.

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CarlJohnson24

I'm back with Martini better than ever but i won't post until later because i just started my holidays for end of School term 1 and i'm tired and im seeing my girlfriend.Peace out.

 

 

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Officer Pulaski

monocle.gif $35 to OddSock

and $20 to Martini -$10 for the bat (you get a new bat)

havent been able to read sweets yet

how come it goes reallllllly quiet then i got a flood of stories? monocle.gif

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Mxyzptlk

Officer Pulaski I'll give you $20 for that, I was hoping for more than just shooting everything... just my unsolicited opinion! I just noticed how these stories are like movies more than playing San Andreas because the cops never show up, no matter how much desctruction you cause. happy.gif

 

Oddsock that was short, but you didn't kill me so that's good. Is the next part from your perspective?

 

Martini that was fun! Good humor in that one, but how does a grenade get stuck? Funny one, poor washed up Tommy....

 

Sweet, nice first story! I enjoyed that... you tied all the elements of your HQ and past and the SASN together well. One suggestion is when you write dialog, put each person's line as a new paragraph; like in novels. cookie.gif Good work.

 

Mxyz you've been slacking off, you better make a mission within the next 3 days or we're cancelling your travel privileges. tounge.gif

Edited by Mxyzptlk

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Oddsock

Mxyzptlk,

 

It was short, yes, but I got writer's block. I will have some of my perspective in the next installment.

 

Martini Racing,

 

L. O. L.

 

That was hilarious. But what are neds? And why did the nade stick to the ned's hand?

 

 

sean "sweet" johnson,

 

Not too bad of a story, but a wooden bat can't really destroy a metal gun barrel. I liked it though. Good cheese.

 

Yay! 195 bucks now!

 

I will soon be driving in my favorite car: The Windsor!

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Officer Pulaski

monocle.gif sweet $25 it was too short

and try using commas, some things are hard to understand monocle.gif

 

EDIT: im gone for the weekend!

Oddsocks gonna give you money now!

Edited by Officer Pulaski

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Oddsock
That's right, bitches...you're all under my finger (until Monday)!!!! BWAHAHAHAHA

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sean "sweet" johnson

"Hello I am a top agent in the SASN and we need your help with a dangerous mission."

"Yeah what is it?"

"Well you remember the 92 Andreas riots dont you? And the person who single handedly ended them by killing officer Tenpenny?

"Huh? Tenpenny was killed in a car crash wasn't he?"

"No that what everyone thought but Carl Johnson of the GSF or grove street families was seen trailing him in the firetruck shortly before his tragic demise."

"Yeah but why are you telling me this?

"Because we have reason to believe that someone is going to use some alien technolodgy to bring Tenpenny and his right hand man Pulaski back to life."

"But who would gain anything by doing that? And how will we find this person?"

"One of our agents, Mxyzptlk had just found out who but he got captured before he could tell us. But since we put tracers on every agent's phone to know where they are, well we know where he is."

"Where?"

"The San Fierro Naval base. So are you up to the task of rescuing Mxyzptlk, finding the person who wants to revive Tenpenny and Pulaski, and killing him?

"No sweat. but what about my dune truck?"

"We will transport it back to Dirtring for you. good luck."

So I was told they had no more parachutes and would have to jump without one. I silently agreed and he took us way above the naval base. I jumped out of the hunter, and aimed for the water. I landed in the water but then I saw a launch with a big looking contraption and it had nearly 10 police officers on it. So I swam to a ladder and walked up it with caution. I got up and saw two more police officers. What were police officers doing in a naval base? It was usually the FBI guarding the base.

Anyways, taking no notice of that aspect I shot the guys and went to search for Mxyzptlk. The base was crawling with police officers but they took no notice of me even when I got spotted by the officers."Drunk as I would imagine" I said to my self. So I finally found the room where Mxyzptlk was, killing 15 officers in the process. But there was five officers in there and they all had mp5 so i had to be careful. I ran in, slugged two guys with my bat, and shot 2 guys with my silenced. But before I shot the third one, I got shot in the arm and chest and nearly passed out.

I untied Mxyzptlk and we ran out of there in a hurry. when we got out of the room the launch was getting away. I spotted a coastguard boat and I started to chase the launch all through the San Andreas waters. We chased the launch up to the Sherman dam and thought we got him cornered when he went into the dam. I, not being very good at stealth ran in and was surrounded officers on all sides.

"So you thought we didn't know you were on to us? Well we had the advantage of capturing the other agent interrogating him severly until he told us who you were. But we will succeed in our plan to revive the evil foursome of Big Smoke, Ryder, Pulaski and the leader of the group, officer Frank Tenpenny!"

"But why would you want to?"

"Well I was with tenpenny when he was in the firetruck and drove into the bridge. But i crawled out of the wreckage and into the house of mr. Ryder of grove street. I didn't know this man was dead at first but i stayed at his house thinking he was on vacation. I then found out on the web of a UFO crash sighting in hunter's quarry so I went to find it out. So I went as a worker and found this extraordinary device that can revive people who are dead! I decided to name the awesome device penny pusher after my idol and leader Tenpenny! So finally me and tenpenny can lead the Los Santos, San Fierro, and Las Venturas cops to kill every single person in San Andreas! Muahhaahahahhahahahahaah!"

"you'll never get away with this!"

"Ahhaaa but I have already revived Big Smoke and Ryder!"Ryder and Big Smoke came in with a angry look on their face.

"But did i mention, I can control them and they have 10x their own strength and agility!" He ordered them to throw me into the sherman resevoir with a rag covering my mouth and ropes binding me to a chair and I went into a peaceful darkness.

 

To Be Continued....

 

there is my second one and the start of my first series. now laugh. it's pitiful right?

Edited by sean "sweet" johnson

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CarlJohnson24

My story:

 

I woke up with the sun shining through the window and both me and Martini walked downstairs,we had breakfast and got dressed and read our mission briefing.I read and it told us we had to infiltrate the Rifa headquarters in San Ferrio to take out their kingpin,so Martini started the Greenwood and hoped in afterwards and drove down the road and we reached the airport.

 

Me and Martini parked the car in the carpark and boarded a Shamal jet and i read more of the briefing,we have to take out guards armed with MP5's and 9mm's and steal important documents involving cars and money laundering.I said to Martini "hell,this is gonna be interesting Martini" then he said "ah..yeah we just have to take out those stupid hispanic f**ks".We arrived at Easter Basin Airport and found a Sentinel out front and we hoped in and drove.I said to Martini while he was getting his equipment ready "i got everything including my AK-47 and Satchel charges, have you done that yet?" then Martini said "look what i brought!" then with amazement i saw a RPG.So we stayed at a hotel in Queens in San Ferrio.

 

We arrived there and saw a warehouse in the Industrial sector of the city with Rifa guards surrounding the place carrying MP5's and Desert Eagles,so we parked our Greenwood a fair way away and pulled out our Silenced pistols.I then went ahead and hid behind a crate and said to Martini "f*ck this is gonna be hard,the place is swarming with them",Martini was shot down a guard with a MP5 and he picked it up and fired away at 5 other Rifa guards.

 

Both of us had reached the inside and i had picked up a MP5 as well and we both took cover behind crates, and we started firing at the rest of the Rifa there was bodies everywhere.Martini reached the head office upstairs and he had been taken hosatge by the kingpin,so i ran to the car pulled out a sniper rifle with 5 bullets and took aim and i yelled "take cover Martini",i then pointed it at the kingpin.Within a few seconds i took my shoot and the bullets flew through the window and blew skull fragments on the wall and Martini yelled "you f*cking genius" and i said in a happy voice "why, thanks".The next day we headed to the airport from thr hotel.

 

Both me and Martini drove back to the airport and boarded the Shamal and flew back to Los Santos and we drove back in the trusty Greenwood to Grove Street.Myself and Martini unpacked and slept.

 

Hope you like it.

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sean "sweet" johnson

Carljohnson24 it was cool but how did you get the greenwood in san fierro? i thought you were driving a Sentinel. anyways good story

 

oddsock: i mean bent not destroyed

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Oddsock

I was thinking the same thing "sweetie."

 

No one has given you money yet, so I shall.

 

sean "sweet" johnson,

 

Great story, and excellent dialogue. However, you probably wouldn't immediately pass out from being shot. Secondly, I don't think all those cops would be drunk. While you're drunk, you still can notice things, I'm sure of that. Still, great story, great plot, and what a cliffhanger! I can't wait for the next addition!

 

CarlJohnson24,

 

Overall, a short and not-too-bad story. It could use some work, but it's alright. First off, you need to seriously revise your English. I don't know if you're a native English speaker. If you aren't then I understand. You say Martini started the Greenwood, then hopped in. That plus Martini never used his RPG, and you never use your satchel charges. Plus, you never said you had a sniper rifle. I find it odd Martini would randomly get capped (captured), but alright. Added some fun and suspense. Otherwise, excellent story. Still, try and add some dialogue, and little details make everything. If someone dies, it looks very expert-like if you describe the way he fell.

 

sean "sweet" johnson: $45

CarlJohnson24: $20

 

Keep writing boys!

EDIT:

 

CATS!!!

 

Hey yall!!! My family just adopted three cats!

 

Here is the kitty we have now. He is named "Jake."

 

user posted image

 

Here is one of the cats. He is the brother of two (he has a sister). His name is "Bayley" (not Bailey).

 

user posted image

 

Two more cats coming soon.

Edited by OdDsOcK

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grovestreet123

nice cats OdDsOcK biggrin.gif

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sean "sweet" johnson

cool cats but one of them stole my name, jake sneaky2.gifsneaky2.giframpage_ani.gif

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sean "sweet" johnson

bump. i will work on my 2nd one of the series tomarrow.\

 

PS sorry for the double post

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Oddsock

Great!

 

I'll post my cats soon enough...

On-topic, I would like to see some more stories to grade!

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