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Officer Pulaski

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Officer Pulaski

hes not on the list

wanna rejoin?

 

and yes i myself would like a scone, and i can be a jolly challenge at croquet

and i seem to have a new wrapper:monocle.gif

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GTAFool12

"Well, I do say there old chap, you may be quite the challenge at croquet but I'm quite the master of cricket, mmm yes indeed monocle.gif "

 

Phusion you should dig out your old stories from the topic and repost them.

 

Oh yeah and my brief before was meant to be a brief briefing.

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Oddsock

 

It's not dying out, just all the cool kids have dates tonight...

nervous.gif

 

 

Oh...see that?

 

It's going down that drain right there.

 

 

Yup. My self-esteem. suicidal.gif

 

 

I have 160 bucks total for this story! Yay!

Edited by OdDsOcK

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Sickness

Whats up guys?Wheres the storys?

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Lochie_old

 

monocle.gif Oh dear, seems like I have some jolly old competition in this crouqet, But may I be a free agent and not recieve pay for my stories? I do enjoy writing them for the general relief of the SASN, I shall post one tomorrow old chap!

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Officer Pulaski

monocle.gif well since no1 else is posting and i dont have to update

im gonna write a new story

 

Another Day, Another Mill

 

The Turismo I had stolen from the last mission really was in dire need of repair, I got about halfway way home when it crapped out. My next target was the logging mill at the Panopticon. I drove in from the North East entrance. It was dark out, there were 2 guards at the dirt path that leads to the mill. I floored it ran over the 1 on the right, then skidded to face my left. He was shooting at me with an SMG, luckily not a very loud gun. I ducked down, the bullets were whizzing by my head and were chopping up the seat. "Ah! Ooh! Eeh!" the computer said, as I floored it and ran over the last guy. I parked the car behind a tree and walked the rest of the way up the hill. I had my knife, silenced pistol, silenced M4, a tank of gas and a C4.

 

At the end of the path, there were some small buildings to my right, to my far right the weed fields, a few piles of logs to my left, to my far left a small building and far ahead of me was another small dirt road with more buildings on it. I decided to go the easy way first and started at the far left. I took out my silenced pistol. I went into the small building, it was just a small kitchen; stove, microwave, fridge, but there was a bed in the corner. There was a man sleeping in it. I decided to get creative and broke open the microwave door, turned it on high and stuck on his head. I tore off the knob and ducked tapped it to his head, by this time he was awake. I punched him in the stomach a few times and taped him to the bed, I left and closed the door. I walked over to the piles of logs. There were two rows of two piles. There was one guy heading for the small building as I came out. He took out his gun, but before he could shoot I shot him in the head. I went up to the first row of logs. I went to the edge, then I whiped around the corner into the second row. There were three guys walking through there. I shot the guy closest to me, then the second, but the third ran back and yelled, i shot him in the head. I holstered my pistol and took out my M4.

 

I used the log pile as cover and looked to the buildings that were originally to my right. There were 3 buildings side by side, 6 guys came out of the left one, 4 out of the middle and 6 to the right. They all had pistols and Tec9's. They didnt see me at first so I shot the 4 guys that came out of the middle. Then they saw me and all started spraying at my position. I reloaded, they were all runnig toward my position pretty fast. I ran to my right to the edge of the log pile and whiped around, the 6 guys from the right building were pretty close. Four of them were still looking at my original position, and the other 2 were running toward me. I shot the 2 guys that were runnig at me and another guy that was there. I rolled to my right while they all started to shoot at me. I shot the three of them, then i saw in the distance at the other end of the log piles 2 guys trying to get around it, I shot both of them in the back and reloaded. I went back in between the row of logs, the other four guys were running toward me, and alll in a neat straight line. The first guy started shooting at me with a 9mm, I shot directly at them and they all fell one by one.

 

I ran out of the log rows and headed toward the weed fields as fast as i could, I knew they would have backup soon. I got to the weed field and pored gas everwhere. I could see tons of people running to where the buildings, and where the log piles are. After puring the gas, I ran to the dirt road where all there backup had come from. I came from in between 2 buildings, the street was completely deserted. On the left side of the road, from where I was standing, there were 2 small buildings far up ahead and three buildings right beside me, th the right there were a bunch of logs. I planted the C4 in the middle building and set it for 2 minutes.

 

I got out and went back to the wheat fields. I crwaled through them so nobody would see me. I made it to a patch of gas, I got up lit a match, threw to the ground and ran toward the buildings that I started from. I pressed the button on my watch for my Buffalo to come, the weed fields were engulfed in flames. I used the buildings as cover and about 30 people started running toward my position. They were all in a big crowd so I started randomly shooting at them. I had shot about 10 people when I fell back and had been shot in the right shoulder. I took out my pistol with my left hand and started shooting. Then my Buffalo came flying through the fire, just as the C4 went off, it braked and spun around, facing the way it had come and gave me cover. I jumped into the passengers seat and it took off back through the flames. It got to the Panopticon, and was barelling down the hill and we drove home.

 

 

 

all right after my next story theres gonna be a HUGE finally to this whole thing:monocle:

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Mxyzptlk

Good story OP, worth $45 I think. The microwave was gruesome! But I tsk tsked at your tactical errors, throwing away a clip after 4 shots! And clearing out the middle leaving the flanking 12 guys to corner you. You computerized buffalo was the hero, fun stuff.

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Oddsock

Heh.

 

Stop using that monocle though. It gets old.

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Officer Pulaski

monocle.gif never! the monocle stays as my wrapper

because it rocks hard! monocle.gif

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CarlJohnson24

Can someoe pay me me for my last story i dont care how much.

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Mxyzptlk
Can someoe pay me me for my last story i dont care how much.

Send a private message to Officer Pulaski if you need anything. smile.gif

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CarlJohnson24
CJ24, good work but there were a few holes: why did you mention the van that wasn't involved more in the story, and who are Johnny and Andre?

 

 

 

 

Johnny is Johnny Sindiacco and Andreas is just some Mexican guy and the van was short part.

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Officer Pulaski
ooooppps tounge.gif

all right i meant age

 

to carljohnson $25

really short and not much detail

and id understand if you picked guns up from a dead guy

but you just found them on the ground

 

and to the Truth $40

it was good except they were sitting around a fire in a boat? tounge2.gif

monocle.gif there ya go

search the topic first maybe

and stop asking

your always bothering me monocle.gif

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Lochie_old

monocle.gif Tisk tisk, I shall be writing a story now, just a short one

 

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"You mutha-f*cking dickhead, you think you can just take out 15 of my hombres and try and kill me? You think you are the hot sh*t here? Ive got news for you, Ima f*cking kill you small cojones prick" Adrian said, he had his sawn-off shotgun pointed at my head. It wasn't exactly a mission. More of just a run-around-kill-everyone thing. What was when I arrived the drug smugglers, or Marajuna Angels as they liked to be called, had been tipped off by a rouge spy in the network, I had been asked just to take a few photos, neutralise the rouge spy, codename Angry. All went according to plan. Until I approached Angry. 15 men with M-4s popped out, I looked at my options and I saw a pole with footstands, like the telephone poles in Liberty City. I shot off 2 warning shots with my Desert Eagle. With that distraction I ran up the pole. They had wondered where I had gone, and lets just say this is how I ended up here.

 

"Adrian,you can't do sh*t. The Marajuna Angels are dead, you kill me and the Network is all over you like the black plague. Also you couldn't kill me, you know by the time you pulled that trigger you wouldn't be standing, you'd be seperated from your knees." He had heard the stories, he was scared,

"Well come on!" I yelled,

"You got lucky this time homie, I'll kill you later" he said,

"You can have 5 seconds to run, by that time if I still see you, you won't be running, you'll 10 feet under" I said, Adrian ran like a scared dog.

"Well that was easy, oops hes still in sight,better keep my promise" I said to myself, I let my katana fly, he got struck between the shoulder blades.

I jumped in my car and drove home.

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Not really good but meh, gotta keep it alive.

~P

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CarlJohnson24

Ok,my next story will be better.Can we use dual shtguns, pistols etc?

Edited by CarlJohnson24

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Oddsock

Yeah.

 

I dual-wield my Colt .45's.

 

Thanks to Sickness for retriving them.

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Sickness

your welcome oddy. smile.gif

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thedude777

I'm soo lost.

 

What exactly is this?

 

Whatever it is, I wanna be apart of it.

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The Truth.

Start of my series, you'll find out why I was where I was after a couple of paragraphs.

 

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Chapter 1

 

I pulled up beside the mansion in my black ZR-350 and got out. I went round to the back of the car and opened the trunk, selecting a Silenced Pistol and a lot of ammo from my armoury. I took out a small earpiece and switched it on, then put it in my ear and approached the mansion. The exterior was grand; there were multiple swimming pools and statues, even a maze to my right. There was a stretch limousine parked outside the house, and steps leading up to posh glass doors, which must’ve been about 5 metres wide. There were 4 columns supporting something of a porch, above the doors and a window on either side, and next to the doors stood 2 armed guards. I positioned myself in a spot where I could shoot from and not be seen, and shot one of the guards in the chest. His eyes sprang wide open and he went rigid for a moment, then he keeled over and stopped moving. His partner rushed to his aid and knelt beside him, putting his weapon, a high-powered assault rifle, down. Rookie Mistake, I thought to myself, and shot through the top of his head. He then fell on his front over his comrade and began to shiver and spasm violently, as his brains trickled slowly out of the small head in his skull. He stopped the spasms and quivered, then went limp and died. I put my pistol back in its holster on my belt. I crept up to the doors, being careful not to get into the view of any windows, and went inside the mansion.

 

The Entrance Hall was mostly marble, with a huge staircase directly in front of me, the middle of the steps covered with a beautiful red carpet. The floor was a black marble, with various tropical plants littering the side of the room. The high ceiling above me had patterns and encryptions on it, and slap bang in the middle was a huge glass chandelier. I heard voices to my left and dived behind and particularly large plant with huge dark green leaves. The voices turned out to be a small group of guards, again armed with assault rifles. I held my breath as they walked past, letting them walk on to the room to my right. When they were at a safe distances I got out from by hiding place and began creeping up the stairs. 10 seconds and a guard was coming down the stairs, so before he could yell I hit him in the temple with the butt of my gun, he slumped to the floor, out cold. I carried on up until I got to the top, and then entered a small closet at the top of the stairs.

 

“Ok Ugly, this is the hard part.” Said a voice in my ear,

“Yeah, so I heard, just tell me what I’ve got to do.” I snapped.

“Alright, keep your hair on!” He joked, “In a minute everyone will evacuate the mansion for unknown reasons.”

“Ok,” I said, impatiently.

“I want you to head to the basement and take pictures of ANYTHING suspicious, and then go up to the office on the top floor and take pictures of ANYTHING suspicious.” Agent 2.0 continued, “Then, go up to the roof where a Helicopter will be waiting, and you’ll be taken back to the casino.”

“And my car?” I asked, although I knew the answer already,

“We’ve already taken that back to your house in Prickle Pine.” He replied, “You good to go?”

“Definitely,” I replied confidently. “Evacuate the building.”

“Done.” He said, and I heard the sound of him tapping away at his keyboard, then an alarm. “Luck 006.”

 

I opened the door and climbed out of the cupboard after about 5 minutes, and headed for the basement. When I got down there 2 guards were still there, and they began shooting at me. I dived behind a wall and stuck my hand round the corner, then began shooting where I thought the guards were. I got one in the chest and I heard him slump to the floor, but the other shot my hand and my middle finger was severed. I dropped my gun to the floor and slumped against the wall, grabbing the stump of my lost finger to try and stop the blood coming out. The guard tried sneaking up on me to kill me but I silenced him with a kick to the groin and a head butt in the abdomen when he came round the corner. Then I picked up his gun and aimed it at his heart, then shot. Blood poured out and his clothes turned red within seconds. I ripped of a large chunk of his sleeve and clenched it to my finger, to try and stop the flow. It soaked up some of the blood but it just kept on coming. I’d just have to get on with the job at hand.

 

When I entered the basement room I was stunned. Hundreds of filing cabinets with discarded bank details of every person in America! I took out my Camera and began snapping away madly, I went round each filing cabinets and photographed the contents, and photographed a few individual sheets to highlight what the were. I picked up some and used them to soak up my blood, then made my way to the office.

 

What I found inside the office was hell. A fat old man sitting in a chair, pointing a gun at my chest. He was smiling evilly, and he had a mad glint in his eyes.

“You thought you could foil me, huh?” He said calmly,

“Yeah that’s right, fatty.” I retorted, best to go with dignity,

“YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD COME INTO MY HOUSE, AND POKE YOUR F*CKING LONG NOSE INTO MY BUSINESS?” He screamed at me,

“Yes that’s right, and I did. I came into your house, and poked my “f*cking long nose” into your business.” I said coolly,

“Well your not getting away with it!” He yelled at me, “I’m the most important person in the Criminal Underworld!”

I stood silently for a moment and then yelled, “LOOK OUT!” at random. Fortunately for me, the “most important person in the Criminal Underworld” was not too smart, and he swung round, giving me a chance to lunge at him. He turned around just as I flew at him, and I struck him in the stomach, knocking the breath, and the balance, out of him. He toppled backwards and smashed right through the window, plunging to his death. He screamed for a while then landed with a dull thud on the concrete floor, and his limp body rolled into his grandest swimming pool. I then got out my camera and turned on the computer at his desk, taking a picture of every file on there. When I had finished I rushed up the next set of stairs to the roof, where a guard was waiting.

“I’m not in the mood!” I yelled as I shot him between the eyes, catching him completely by surprise. I opened the door and ran to the helicopter, just about to take off.

“How did it go, ugly?” Asked Agent 2.0 as I got in the chopper,

“Bank.. Details..” I muttered, glancing down at my stump of a finger, “Horsepiddal”

I slumped into my seat and the world went out of focus, and I blacked out.

 

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Officer Pulaski

monocle.gif $40 for the truth

 

and carljohnson you can dual wield a weapon THAT YOU HAVE

 

and thedude777 this is just where you write stories and get (fake) money to buy guns and vehicles

to make more stories monocle.gif

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Oddsock

Excellent story Truth, but how could you kill Tommy Vercetti?

 

He's so cool!

 

I saw Sin City last night. Excellent movie. Makes me think of this thread.

 

Mi Ho is secksee.

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bigsimbr

HI!i am the gost of bigsimbr,and i am here to show one video.

Mission:President Evil...

MI7:Hi,did you liked your vacations?

BSM:yeah.But what we got?

MI7:One city is on riot.Isnt a little riot.Its one really war.

BSM:why?

MI7:The president of the country that the city is located,he,how i can say...adopted some rules that maked the civilians go crazy.You need to go to thst city and investigate the riot.

BSM:ok...ok...i will do my best.

its four minute movie.Now that i get one memory card for my digital camera,e i can do near 30 min movies =D

Link: President Evil

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Mxyzptlk

That's great news you can make longer videos now BSM, I hope you do. You are right about violence in the world, and the song was good.. strong message.

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bigsimbr

thanks misanthrope!

and how much money i will earn for this?

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Mxyzptlk
thanks misanthrope!

and how much money i will earn for this?

That's up to Offier Pulaski, maybe not much because it wasn't a spy story. Let's seee more Biological Super Machine stories!

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Officer Pulaski

monocle.gif all you did was run around San Fierro

running away from the cops and used cars blow up cheat a lot

sry but $10 is all you get monocle.gif

and you can only start with weapons that are around your HQ

nevermind you did a pretty decent job

i thought your HQ was clowns pocket

im not sure about that biological weapon thing

and you missed the forklift and an SMG

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Mxyzptlk
monocle.gif all you did was run around San Fierro

running away from the cops and used cars blow up cheat a lot

sry but $10 is all you get monocle.gif

and you can only start with weapons that are around your HQ

Was just a political commentary anyways... I think BSM had whitewood warehouse in LS as his base, if he returns to our agency...

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bigsimbr

i will return!

Soon i will be making President Evil part 2!

When my brother let me play ps2 tounge.gif

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GTAFool12

Chapter 2 Mission 1 (Part 2) One Way Trip

 

I nodded my head to the guard and drove to the main terminal. There I would be able to get past the guards. I walked up to them at the security check and flashed my I.D. again.

"Sorry, sir, all flights have been cancelled."

" As to what reason might I ask."

"I don't even know," he responded, "all I know is some guy paid the airport to close down."

"Oh thanks for your ssistance." I said.

My mission was to find out this special cargo and I won't stop for anything until it's done. I spotted a coffee shop near the baggage claim and decided to pick up a cup of espresso. I checked the prices.

"$7.00 for a cup! No way!"

I was lucky because nobody was around and I would look like a moron if they heard me. The answer smacked me in the face. Nobody around. Baggage claim unsupervised. I seized the oppurtuniy and climbed in. The conveyor belts have been shut down since all the flights were closed, so climbing threw would be an easy task. I headed down the path of darkness in the conveyor belt.

 

 

Ten minutes later I appeared were the baggage handlers drop their load off. A worker had stepped out behind the huge cargo crates to smoke. I pulled out my Trancs and loaded one into my silenced 9mm. A shot to the neck put him down fast. I went over to the unconcious man and stold his big headphones thing. Thats all their uniform really was. I holstered my gun and, hopped on the baggage handler and rode down to the pick-up area.

 

 

"Hey Jim help me with these couple of crates right here, will ya."

"Sure Johnny. Hey wheres that new guy."

"Probably on another break. If I were the boss, I'd fire that guy."

"If he doesn't show up in 2 minutes. I'll report him to the boss."

"Oh, here he comes now."

 

I came up to two men lifting crates off a baggae handler onto the andromada.

"So your the new guy, eh. Well Mr. NewGuy go wheel some crates over from the cargo pick-up area and bring them here."

"Ok." I said and drove on over to the two huge Roadtrains. The Roadtrains had Wasted Liqour written on the side of their cargo area. There was only a few crates left in the trucks so I loaded them all up. They're were men with guns nearby watching me so I didn't investigate further. I brought them over to the plane. The plane was a huge Andromada. I pulled it up close and started unloading. The other men told me they were gonna go on a break. I acknowledged their statement and they drove a baggage handler back to the terminal. I got an idea to drive the crates up the ramp of an Andromada I started unloading crates into the metal storage areas on the side. I man in black confronted me.

"What are you doing?"

"Sir, I thought it would be easier to unload if I just brought the crates here."

" Well, carry on."

 

He stood next to me watching me the whole time. I unloaded the crates and saw all the other guards get onto the plane. I finally was done. He said, "Please move all of your equipment off the plane." He yelled up to the cockpit to start the plane. I reached into my pocket and slipped a Tranc into my silenced 9mm. I poked the barrel out my pocket and aimed for his neck. I fired off a silent shot. He grabbed his neck and looked at me with a 'I didn't see that one coming' look. I slipped my headphones onto him and pushed the baggage handler off the plane. I propped him onto the baggage handler and jammed the accelerator. The plane started moving. I ran after it and dived onto the ramp. I ran into the metal cage area and hid behind some crates. No one noticed my presence. I opened up a crate to view it's contents.

"Oh my god." I muttered.

One of the most dangerous liqours and explosives. Boomshine. There was about 50 bottles in a crate and there was at least 300 crates on the plane.

 

I dropped a bottle on the ground. To my luck it didn't break. A guard headed over towards me. I had to think fast.

 

 

 

To Be Continued...

 

 

 

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Mxyzptlk

Great story GTAFool, I like the choice of smuggled goods. cool.gif

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