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Officer Pulaski

The SASN is back

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Mxyzptlk

Chill guys... there's enough crybaby whiners in the BUYG topic for all the internets. This is supposd to be fun, not a source of frustration. If you aren't happy with your pay; just write a story with whatever weapons/vehicles you want, no big deal. Why is the imaginary money so important? I don't even know how much I have, or care. We all submitted stories in MI7's topic for free, let's just enjoy writing missions and reading others' here....

Hey Alexrw, you'll need a Dumper for some of the body counts on these missions! tounge2.gif

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GTAFool12

Who cares how old someone is. I'm 14 and I'm like a literature prodigy tounge2.gif

 

Also Sickness I'm just wondering because I don't feel like goin thru all 21 pgs of the BUYG topic but did you ever post a story for our gang?

 

Also do I get money for the Verdant Meadows perspective of me getting sent back to the SASN?

 

Edit: I just read Mxyzptlk's post right above mine and it says stop complaining about money and I realized in my post I'm complaining. Also I'm not a whiner in the BUYG topic. tounge2.gif lol

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Officer Pulaski

yeah i know i dont wont to fight about this

 

oh you wanted money for that GTAfool?

i thought you were just giving your opinion

 

$15 since all you did was fall through the door

Edited by Officer Pulaski

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Sickness
Who cares how old someone is. I'm 14 and I'm like a literature prodigy tounge2.gif

 

Also Sickness I'm just wondering because I don't feel like goin thru all 21 pgs of the BUYG topic but did you ever post a story for our gang?

 

Also do I get money for the Verdant Meadows perspective of me getting sent back to the SASN?

 

Edit: I just read Mxyzptlk's post right above mine and it says stop complaining about money and I realized in my post I'm complaining. Also I'm not a whiner in the BUYG topic. tounge2.gif lol

No I didnt post a story there because Id rather be here with you guys.

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GTAFool12
Who cares how old someone is. I'm 14 and I'm like a literature prodigy tounge2.gif

 

Also Sickness I'm just wondering because I don't feel like goin thru all 21 pgs of the BUYG topic but did you ever post a story for our gang?

 

Also do I get money for the Verdant Meadows perspective of me getting sent back to the SASN?

 

Edit: I just read Mxyzptlk's post right above mine and it says stop complaining about money and I realized in my post I'm complaining. Also I'm not a whiner in the BUYG topic. tounge2.gif  lol

No I didnt post a story there because Id rather be here with you guys.

Cool. If they don't stop fightin over there I don't think all write anymore stories there.

 

Thank you O.P. for the $15. I think I'm gonna save up some money, buy a hunter devil.gif , and make my last story like "I go insane and attempt to blow up SanAndreas suicidal.gif "

 

Noone write a story off that!

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Sickness

This morning I felt extremely mad so I hopped in my hunter and attemted to blow up SanAndreas.lol jk GTAFOOL.

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Officer Pulaski

well heres my next story

im not copying your bomb in my story sickness tounge.gif

its the only bomb i know (from Counter-Strike)

 

Second Target

 

My next target is the small buildings off the highway just South of the overpass in Back'o'Beyond. "The most northern and southern buildings are filled with pot," the computer said. I had prepared and had brought 2 C4's. I attached the silencer to my M4, so that when I attacked the people in the other buildings wouldnt hear me during the attack. I parked on the opposite side of the highway from the buildings.

 

I moved to the middle of the highway and there were about 4 guys outside. I shot 2 guys that were talking to eachother then the other 2 that were towards my right saw me and started to charge me. I shot 1 of them and then the other one was run over by the car. The car drove off without even knowing, probably a drunk. I went into the northern building.

 

There were about 16 people in there, but about 10 were unarmed and just checking the weed plants or hanging out. There were 4 armed men on my left and 2 in front of me. I shot the 2 that were in front of me, rolled to my left. I shot another 2 of them, then dived under the table in front of me. There were people running for the door I killed most of them as they ran, but 3 of them escaped. I tapped the C4 under the table and set the timer for 5 minutes. I ran out the other door.

 

There were 3 men with pistols running towards me, I shot all of them and ran to my left to a small garage. There were 2 men in there working on a Turismo, I shot both of them. I ran out the other door and there were a lot of men coming out of the other building. I started shooting, but there were too many. There was a glass roof on the second building, I shot a hole in it. I set the C4 to 1 minute and threw it through the glass roof. Guys were getting close so i shot off a few rounds and then ran into the Turismo.

 

I backed out of the garage and faced the road. I started a burnout (peelout, whatever), but was interupted with the engine strugling. "Come on, come on,"I said as i turned the key, guys were getting closer. Finally the engine turned on and burned out and flew down the short way to the road running over a few people. I took a hard right, stopped, did another burnout and sped off. I heard as i did this an explosion, then screams, then another exlosion.

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GTAFool12

O.P. pretty good story. Not enough detail tho. Sounds like something you can pulloff in the game.

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Mxyzptlk
O.P. pretty good story. Not enough detail tho. Sounds like something you can pulloff in the game.

Things you can do in the game are the ones I really enjoy.

Feel free to pay OP for his stories GTAfool. I haven't read it yet (or several others), maybe tomorrow at lunch.

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Sickness

That story kinda sounded like mine remember O.P no detail.

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Officer Pulaski

if it were yours it would be

 

i parked across the street and ran into the building. I killed everyone in there

 

there thats what your story would be

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Oddsock

Will both of you shut the hell up?

 

Especially you Sickness. Stop holding a grudge.

 

Officer Pulaski, your story was pretty good, but it seemed you never reloaded, and no one ever really fired at you, except for that one time. The rest of the enemies just seemed to either stand there or run at you until they got shot.

 

Nevertheless, it was pretty good.

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Mxyzptlk

I'l give you $40 for "Next Target" OP, I liked the Tursimo trouble. But I think there were a few times you could have really embellished the details, like when the guard was hit by car... you could write a whole paragraph about that one thing and we would love it! I hope to see your computerized Buffalo in the next one. smile.gif

 

Oddsock great job on the rescue briefing, the RC planes seem overly complicated, but very "spy," don't let Zero get involved, or I'll murder him and you!

 

GTAfool I liked your reworking of arriving at Verdant Meadows, good tying together of missions from several spies.

 

CJ24, good work but there were a few holes: why did you mention the van that wasn't involved more in the story, and who are Johnny and Andre?

 

Truth, very cool mission, but wasn't it very similar to "Da Nang Thang" for Toreno? I liked the skydiving interlude, and the fire in the cargohold made me laugh. I guess you didn't have to worry about rescuing the people that were on yachts and kidnapped, since they are dead, is that right?

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The Truth.
Can I get me a silenced 9mm please?

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Sickness

Probably wont be posting often because I dont want to.

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GTAFool12

Do whatever you wish. It's a free internet (well not really).

Mxyzptlk thank you for the compliment. I will now check E-mail to see if the gamers alliance confirmation thing is there.

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Oddsock

That's a perfectly good reason...

 

Anyway, I'm continuing my story now.

 

 

"Ohh, I was so lonely," I taunted the two Rifas that came into my room after I had woken up. They both gave me an annoyed look. For as long as I was awake, I taunted these guys, trying to piss them off as much as possible.

 

One spoke. "Se levanta."

The other translated. "Get up."

I was laying down, my back propped up against the cell wall.

"Make me." I spoke bitterly. They whispered in Spanish, then they took me by the underarms and dragged me up, sliding my back against the wall. This hurt my arm as well. The wall felt like sandpaper. Still, I would not give in. When I was standing on my feet, on of the Rifas handed me my crutch, next to me. I took it, and they escorted me out the door. A Rifa and a cop were waiting outside the cell.

 

It was a narrow corridor, with cement walls and numerous pipes overhead. There were multiple rooms and hallways connected to it. To the left, there was a hallway heading forwards and several rooms. The passageway curved back behind me. To the right, there was one room to the left side, and then then the corridor took an immediate right.

 

We marched down the hallway. I asked the cop where we were going. He said interrogation.

 

We passed a few doors and interconnecting hallways, turned right, then turned right into a room. It was a large room with a single naked bulb hanging from the top of the room. In the middle was a metal fold-out chair. A Rifa was waiting by it with some rope. In the left part of the room stood the man from the Blade Pandazoot had taken photos of before. He had is arm around a woman's waist. It was Charlene. My eyes widened as I saw her. She looked a bit ashamed, maybe. She was wearing a formal dress. Small red jacket with a short red skirt that hugged her legs. She wore black high heels.

 

They took me and strapped me into the chair comfortably enough. However...

"What? Not cushion? The service here sucks." I turned to the large man from the Blade. "Are you the manager here? You gotta fix this place up. I'm not taking my vacation here anymore."

 

He laughed. "Laugh while you can. You will die soon. First, we need answers."

"I'll take the dying part please. No way in hell are you getting answers. That is, if I have any."

"I'm sure you do. Now...first...if you get a question wrong..." The Rifa that had tied me stepped in front of me and left hooked me lightly. Not enough to hurt really bad, but to get the point across. As he stepped away, I commented, "Sissy." He kicked my injured leg. I grunted and flinched once, trying to suppress the white-hot pain. He smiled.

 

"That hurt you damned wetback!" He turned and looked at me, infuriated.

"Careful, he'll hit you harder than he needs to. Don't taunt him." The big guy said.

"Oh, I forgot about you. I'll take 'plants' for 100 please." I said casually. Anything to stall. Anything to hinder their progress. Anything to either save me, or make my death come faster and quicker. And definitely much more painless. Anything to just make him get his gun out and shoot me in the head, quick and easy.

 

Instead, he snapped. The Rifa hit me harder. Much harder. I "oofed" in response. The chair tilted a bit.

 

"What is your name?" The big man asked.

"Billy-Joe-Bob." I responded. The large dude snapped his fingers again. The Rifa hit me. "Fine, whatever. Call me Dan."

 

He moved on.

"Who are your employers? Where are you from?"

"I'm from my mother and I'm employed by the San Andreas Spy Agency. Tremble. Your little syndicate here is nothing. It will soon be discovered, and you'll be dead." I said seriously. He smiled lightly.

"I think not. You are the one who will be dead soon. We control every single cop in San Fierro. Any person against us, cop or Rifa, mysteriously disappears."

"Is this a crack syndicate or magician's cult?" I asked, trying to hold back a chuckle. The big guy snapped his fingers again. The Rifa hit me so hard I fell over. Some teeth were loose. I tasted copper, then spat out blood. He lifted me back up, still in my seat. I faced Charlene, letting the blood flow freely from my mouth, adding a sense of evil.

 

"Charlene," I called her by her name. Everyone in the room looked startled. "Yeah, I know your name. We've watched you. Followed you. You led us to this place." She lost her breath. Her boyfriend turned around and struck her down. She started sobbing.

 

"Hey, McGilla Gorilla, you're not exactly hard to spot either. Both of you. We've been tracking you. You'll be down in a matter of hours. Hell, even minutes. Give up and you might, just might, live." I said.

 

Enraged, McGilla ordered me to be beaten. The Rifa punched me over and over. Stomach, head, chest, even the neck, twice. That hurt a lot. At the end of the barrage I sat, head hanging, breathign heavily, blood coming out of my mouth and nose. McGilla picked up his girlfriend and held her close, stroking her hair. He was a good two feet taller than her. She cried into his chest.

 

He asked me a few more questions. Nearing the end, we heard the small pops of gunfire above us.

 

****

 

Sickness's hair blew around inside his helmet as the Raindance he was riding circled around the buildings again. He was in desert camouflage with an M4 with a Beretta 92FS holstered in his belt. Next to him was Mxyzptlk, Martini Racing, and The Truth V2.0. There were two other agents he did not know. They all had the same getup.

 

Just barely in vision was the water treatment facility that served as the enemy's main hideout. It shimmered in a mirage on the hot, clear day. It disappeared behind a casino, then reappeared. He stuck his head out of the opened bay door and saw the second copter not far behind.

 

Just then, the pilot called "BLUE SMOKE!" and started heading torwards the now visible cloud of deep blue smoke that engulfed the facility. They came in fast and low. The pilot yelled to hold on. Sickness did, but he wasn't prepared for what was next. Suddenly the pilot yanked the helicopter into a nearly vertical climb. Immediately it slowed down and stopped. They were right above the facility. Mxyzptlk kicked down the rappel rope and waited until the pilot crewman came to make sure it would not slip. Then they all fast-roped down. Mxyzptlk went first. Here was a small burst of an M4. Then Truth V2.0 went down, then Sickness. His gloves got hot from friction as he slid down the rope for what seemed like 100ft (33m), then his legs finally touched the ground. They buckled a bit, since he was watching the hovering copter above, instead of the ground. He got off safely and looked around.

 

The area was secure, and the smoke bomb had been blown away by the copter's downdraft. Two Rifas lay dead on the floor. One had taken a burst up the chest, and the other's head was bashed in. A bloody sight.

 

All the agents swarmed the door and headed inside.

 

 

 

TO BE CONTINUED.

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GTAFool12

Can I be one of the agents in the copter too. Replace one of the agents Sickness didn't know with me.

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Sickness

Why would he replace me with you?

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Officer Pulaski

 

Why would he replace me with you?

hes talking about the annonymos people you (in the story) didnt know

 

and $40 to Oddsock to another crazy story

the next ones gonna be better i bet eh

 

could someone tell me what this is!?!?!?

monocle.gif

i mean when is it appropriate to use that

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Chapter 2:Mission 1 Back to Work

 

It's been one week since my last mission. I was fully healed from the incident and ready to get back to work. I was chillin' at my house on the docks watchin Liberty City Survivor, my favorite show. My phone rang and it was my boss.

"Hello." I answered.

"009, we need you down at Venturas Airport now. From now on your briefings will be short and quick. Get down there, investigate the bulk of items being loaded onto the aircraft. Bring your camera. No casualties allowed. Bring your Tranc darts for your silenced 9mm. Do you understand, 009?"

" Yeah I got it." He hung up. I thought what was up with him. Suddenly my boss became bossy. I got in to my Bravura that was towed from the farm after my "incident". I headed East to Las Venturas. i passed under the train tunnel. Thoughts flashed thru my memory banks about the crash. I looked to the tunnel. I left a permanent mark. When I see that cliffside I see Otheus. I continued and headed to the airport. I pulled up to the gate and flashed my SASN ID. The guard nodded and said, "Sir, usually you would be authorized for access, but as you can see the airfield is in the process of confidential business."

I thought of my next step of action to take.

 

 

To Be Continued...

Edited by GTAFool12

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CarlJohnson24

Guys did u hear bout that damn pay service even tho we are members we have to pay suicidal.gif

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The Truth.
Guys did u hear bout that damn pay service even tho we are members we have to pay suicidal.gif

GTFO, this is the SASN, not complain about the April Fools joke.

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MI7
Guys trust me, it ain't no fools joke.

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Officer Pulaski

all righty then anyway

$5 for gtafools calm drive to the airport

i mean that wasnt even a brief confused.gif

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GTAFool12

Thats all I really wanted for it. It's just some more info about the next chapter. Your joking about the paying because they would have to notify everyone about it and no one told me.

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Andyzoot

If you want to ever look posh, you could have an emoticon that shows someone with a monicle (I'm assuming that blue thing is a monicle)

 

So for example I can say:

 

 

 

"Oh Officer Pulaski, it is a wonderful day to play a spot of croquet and eat some scones monocle.gif "

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Oddsock

LOL!

 

Officer Pulaski, I suggest holding your money until you read the entire story.

 

Or you could do it your way. Your choice.

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Lochie_old

" monocle.gif Ah yes, 'tis a brillant day, but I do wonder if this topic has died out? I was quite enjoying the old "No Money' one, and yes Pandazoot I would like some scones"

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Mxyzptlk
" monocle.gif Ah yes, 'tis a brillant day, but I do wonder if this topic has died out? I was quite enjoying the old "No Money' one, and yes Pandazoot I would like some scones"

It's not dying out, just all the cool kids have dates tonight... and I can't share my videos since TGA is on the fritz (frizz? frits?). Write a story already Phusion!

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