Sickness Posted July 1, 2005 Share Posted July 1, 2005 How many months has it been since youve written a story mxy?I cant remember. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mxyzptlk Posted July 1, 2005 Share Posted July 1, 2005 How many months has it been since youve written a story mxy?I cant remember. Hundreds? I've only ever written two missions... it's rare for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sickness Posted July 1, 2005 Share Posted July 1, 2005 Oh,well write one more atleast.I wanna read a story written by you.I cant recall reading one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mxyzptlk Posted July 1, 2005 Share Posted July 1, 2005 Oh,well write one more atleast.I wanna read a story written by you.I cant recall reading one. Link to my last masterpiece* * May or may not be a masterpiece, prices may vary, batteries not included, void in Tibet.** ** Buy one Tibet get a free Tibet of equal or lesser value. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTAFool12 Posted July 1, 2005 Share Posted July 1, 2005 "Family Guy" lol. nice one Mxyzptlk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martini Racing Posted July 1, 2005 Share Posted July 1, 2005 Hundreds of people die of colds every day! Like George Washington! And Michael Flatley! Wait, Michael Flatley isn't dead...yet. (grabs pen and paper. writes) Michael...Flatley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oddsock Posted July 2, 2005 Share Posted July 2, 2005 adamcs won't respond to my PM...wtfz0rz? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martini Racing Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 He seems to be blowing you off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oddsock Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 (edited) You know this how...? I don't remember how much money I have now... Edit: $110 bucks. Edited July 3, 2005 by OdDsOcK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mxyzptlk Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 Why don't you write a mission with Adamcs as president, and him and OP are missing... find them, OP retires and the president enstates you as SASN head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Officer Pulaski Posted July 4, 2005 Author Share Posted July 4, 2005 could you please just make a new thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martini Racing Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 could you please just make a new thread? NOOOOOOOOOOO!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martini Racing Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 Bullocks, double post! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oddsock Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 Why don't you write a mission with Adamcs as president, and him and OP are missing... find them, OP retires and the president enstates you as SASN head. and him and OP are missing ... president enstates you as SASN head I thought he was missing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Officer Pulaski Posted July 4, 2005 Author Share Posted July 4, 2005 find them I thought he was missing. ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martini Racing Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 (edited) Bump! Project Pt. I I was asleep (My stories always seem to start like this, eh?) when I heard a loud explosion. I went out side to see that someone had crashed a Rustler. I 'borrowed' a car, and pushed it into my driveway. As it was noon, it was a bad time to go back to bed, so I started a project. I was going to rebuild and modify this Rustler, well, more to my liking, as in making it more like a P-51 than a clonglomerate af a few planes. First, I had to get some parts, as the Fuselage of this plane was rickety and had holes in the floor. Must've been CJ's. The entire front of the plane was gone. "Crap," I thought, "new engines are so expensive!" I got on the net to see who had the parts I needed to restore it. But I had much more in mind than simply restoing it... upgrades, anyone? First, though, I had to find a place to keep it. I drained the large pool on the left side of my house, and kept it there. I put up one of those big tent lookin' things that you see over cars at outdoor car shows. Anyway, I found a place with most of the body parts I needed. I drove my friends Flatbed there. I should've gone somewhere else. I walk in, and I'm greeted by a bald man with a Swastika (sp?) on his shoulder. I walk quickly away from him and find the parts I need. I lift them to one of those huge, flat carts you see and wholesale stores. I was ringing them up, when the cashier, who was the aformentioned skinhead, said "Ya gonna kill some n*****swith this plane whene you're done?" Shocked and appaled, I said nothing. He then said, "I asked you a question, dipsh*t." Then he pulled a gun on me. I said (It's cliche, but who cares?) "Big mistake, pal." Then I grabbed the dudes arm, broke it, and took the gun and shot him in the face. I'd forgotten how powerful .45s were, and this skinhead was now just a skin. No head. I grabbed the cart, loaded the parts onto the truck, and drove off. This project is gonna take a while. Edited July 5, 2005 by Martini Racing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martini Racing Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 Crap, I meant to edit the post. My isp has no way of going back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martini Racing Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 Sorry for double, or triple post, (you guys sure are inactive!) but I have teh story!!1!!1!1 Project Pt. II Now I had body parts, and it was time to get into the technical stuff. (Mind you plane fans reading this, I'm not tech-savvy, and I don't really know all about how planes work) I needed an engine, and a prop. Again, I found a place that had both. And again, I went in my friends Flatbed. I arrived at the store to find that they were being held up by the Grove Street Families. "I always pick the wrong store," I thought to myself. One of the bangers threw a brick at me, and knocked me out. I woke up in a basement, tied up with the clerks of the store. Sorry, I got Writers block while writing this, don't feel like finising it right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sean "sweet" johnson Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 (edited) dont you mean writers brick? sorry for the bad pun. TMS started filming the movie today. P.S: can I buy a knife? Edited July 5, 2005 by sean "sweet" johnson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oddsock Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 lol...and sure, you can. Make sure OP knows. adamcs is getting very annoying. He isn't responding, though I am presenting myself nicely. Not "lolteh thred in teh sanan gd is liek myne now okkk?//??!1/!??oneoneslash" Martini, let me come over and check your project sometime. I'll help you. Oh, and $25 total for the stories. Dogfight Pt. IX It was only two days later when I was alerted of another run. It was to be the night I was called. Same time and place. I called the Mafia first and informed them of the mission. Earlier, after I drove home, Sickness and I borrowed a Flatbed from Martini Racing's friend and took my Rustler back home. I worked most of the two days trying to repair the plane. After filling up all the holes, it looked like a chessboard. Little square sheets of gray stainless steel covered it. I sighed. It would cost a bunch to fully repair it. A little while into the evening, three Mafia Rustlers, painted in their nice glossy black and perfect gray streaks, landed at the airstrip. I helped them park their planes alongside the runway and let them inside. They spoke fairly good English, and they were nice fellows. Their leader was about 35 years old, medium-sized and blonde, named Alexei. His wingman was a bit younger, maybe in his late 20's, and he was a skinny brown-haired kid called Vasili, and the third guy was a plump, black-haired 30-year-old named Sergei. Instead of staying inside with Sickness and I, they insisted on inspecting our planes and boasting about theirs. While just a tiny bit annoying, it was interested in getting a good close look at their planes, and some of their stories were amazing; plus they gave me some tips on where to find good parts for my Rustler. As it got darker we headed inside and played Go Fish (lolz). Time really passed, because just as I was grabbing two 3's from Sergei in our 5th game, I glanced at the clock. "Crap, we should have left 5 minutes ago!" I yelled. In a hurry, everyone stood up and ran outside, getting ready for takeoff. Before I got in my plane, Sickness grabbed me. "Dude, I can't really fly with you. I have no Rustler, and the Hydra is too fast. It may cause a collision with you slower guys. What can I possibly do?" He asked. "Hey, grab the Leviathan and follow us. Stay about 2 miles from the action. People are going to be shot down. Make sure they don't have to trek home. If a Rifa gets out fine, leave him, but make sure he doesn't hurt your work, or other downed pilots. Capiché?" He looked at me for a second, his signs of distress slowly fading away as he contemplated the idea. Then he suddenly smiled, lighting up like a kid in a candy store, slammed me on the back, and said, "Okay, but if you come down, you're trekking home. I'd think you're better than that." "I am!" I called cheesily as he raced to the Leviathan. Within two minutes we were formed up and in the air, diamond formation. The sun had just set, and, me being in the back, just followed my comrades to the meet-up point with some more Mafia pilots. I didn't know how many, but soon I was about to find out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mxyzptlk Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 Did you try Barguast or even the "report this post" link? Give it a shot... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martini Racing Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 \Martini, let me come over and check your project sometime. I'll help you. Oh, and $25 total for the stories. Well you see my project in the stories... wait. You stole it [the plane] from me! Why, why, why, why? JK You state that it's your Rustler, yet it clearly belongs to Carl Johnson. If you didn't catch the 'holes in the floor' pun, it was in N.O.E. when Carl complained about the plane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Officer Pulaski Posted July 6, 2005 Author Share Posted July 6, 2005 okay this is really annoying me so i will no longer EVER update the front page just make a new thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oddsock Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 If you didn't catch the 'holes in the floor' pun, it was in N.O.E. when Carl complained about the plane. Yes I did, I just didn't comment on it. Mxyz, I did PM Barguast. He said to PM adamcs. I'm going to PM Barguast again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martini Racing Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 OP, NOOOOOOOOO! Oddy, Why did you take it, though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oddsock Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 Take what? And someone grade my story! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martini Racing Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 You took my Rustler! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martini Racing Posted July 7, 2005 Share Posted July 7, 2005 Bump! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oddsock Posted July 7, 2005 Share Posted July 7, 2005 That's my Rustler! I've always had it, fool! My Rustler just got beaten up in the last few dogfights of mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martini Racing Posted July 7, 2005 Share Posted July 7, 2005 I clearly stated that that was Carl's Rustler. Not yours, so get your own! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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