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Officer Pulaski

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Martini Racing

This is from the old thread:

 

Agent: 43

Name: Martini Racing

Alias: M.R.

H.Q.: Vercetti Mansion

Residence: Starfish Island

Cars: Infernus, Stretch, Seasparrow, and Maverick

Weapons: Sniper, Minigun, flamethrower, Python, And RPG (Rocket Propelled Grenade) from the side of the house, not to mention the guns my gangsters carry

Cashflow: nada

Tools: Armor

 

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I woke up with a sticky note on my face:

"Come to Madd Dogg's 'crib'

in Los Santos, San Andreas,

and come unarmed."

Well, te unarmed part was easy, as the airport gaurds take my guns anyway, so I hop in my Infurnus and speed off to the Vice City Airport (don't remember real name). There was a long line at the airport, and they all looked like freelance spies. I begin to think I wasn't the only one who got the message.So, roughly 2 hours later I land in LSX. Now a deadly race to the 'crib'. Then, outta nowhere this guy comes at me with a bat. Unarmed, I had no choice but to run. I get into a [insert fast car here]and race down the freeway that divides LS. Then, My rival, codename Mr. Bad(apologies if that is someones member name) Cuts me off in a Phoenix. Seeing as how I'm in a [same fast car], I'll never be able to run him off the road, so I just have to beat him. Then, at the Mulholland Intersection, my saving grace appears as an unruly man in a Club, who won't let Mr. Bad over onto the exit! I can't celebrat just yet, as I'm only part of the way there, and I have a 3-star wanted level for the 24 car pileup I caused on the way here.Iv'e got a plan. I saw another spy in the same car as me, same colour. I f I get a respray, the 'fuzz' might go after him. It's a long shot, and involves me going past the 'crib'. Ah what the h*ll! I race to temple and get a respray, and sure enough, they went after him! Then BOOM!! him and three other spies are all exploding. Police heli must've been too fast for 'em. But now the road is blocked, which means I have to go past the 24/7 and go the long way. I get there and and (GASP) Mr. Bad steps out of his car. He's got a Desert Eagle. I've got my fists. He attempts to shoot me realizing his clip is empty. I kick his arm, breakiing it, then grab him and throw him onto the spiky fence surrounding the 'crib'. I then walk in. A darkened figure says "Welcome, 43. We knew it would be you." Then the doors lock, leaving me 0 ways out. "Time for your next assignment." he says. "Here we go" I think to myself.At the 'crib', I was given orders that seemed vigilantistic: Take out a drug farm in El Quebrados. It seemed that no one in E.Q. worked anymore, as the drug farms profits were divided amongst the city folk. So my new 'boss' hans me some Molotov cocktails, a flamethrower, and... A PARACHUTE? He then proceded to knock me out. As I faded into unconsoiusness I heard someone say "That has got to be one of the most painful things I've never seen" I woke up in a Shamal with 2 gaurds when we got over E.Q. , they pushed me out. I open the chute and land, lo and behold, right on top of the drug farm. I snap a gaurds neck, Take his silenced pistol, and put on his 'duds' as a disguise.I get to the drugs and realize that I've lost my flamethrower. Oh well, still got my cocktails. I pull them out and another gaurd sees me and says "Can I have me one of them thar beers?" Me, being the sick person that I am, reply "Here, take two." That's another gaurd down. I finally get 'back on task' as my teachers would say, and light and throw the final two cocktails. They don't get all the drugs, but hey, fire speads. The I see it. A propane tank. " Aww, man!" I yell as I run out. I get behind a wall and BOOM!! Now all of E.Q. is mad 'cause now they need to work to get money. I find an Infernus, a rarity in this area, and high-tail it to Phused's place.

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I got back to my mansion after a hard week in LS, and decided to take a nap. And what happens? The G*D D*MN PHONE RINGS! "D*mnit" I say to myself. I pick up the phone. They say "Be at Caligula's in 3 hours." I reply "Can't I sleep first?" Dial tone. I go back out to Escobar INTL.and fly out to Venturas. While on the plane, I change into a rented tux. Spies gotta be classy! So I land in L.V., and see a Patriot. "What're the army doin' here?" I ask. A man replies "They caught some British spy, something Bond or whatever."

"James Bond?"

"Yeah, that's the one! Anyway, this guy, this James Bond, is wanted by the U.S. Government." Meh, not all spies are good. (joke)So, me being without a car, take a Cheetah that had stopped. Off to Caligula's! I walk in and 3 bouncers grab me and take me into the back room. There I see the dark figure from before. He turns around-"Toreno!" I yell. "Yes, 43. Iv'e been watching you. You are a terrible spy. My dog could do better!"

"WHAT?!?"

"Oh, yes. all you do is trail evidence."

" The only evidence from this scene willbe your brains, which will be the new wallpaper for the wall behind you." I then shot him in the face with my Python. Before the gaurds get here, I dropa mystery pack. As the gaurds rush in to see what the noise was, I escape through the air vent. I snuck into a suite to get new clothes. I am now wearing a t-shirt that says 'I LOVE NY'. I calmly take the elevator to the garage. I step into a Huntley-Brilliant!- and drive off into the sunset. I then pull out a remote, press the button, and watch my rear-view as Caligula's falls.

 

 

 

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Sickness
Thats messed up because I bought an M16,harris bipod,12xscope,4 dragons casino,and a patriot.All that hard work for nothing?

Haha that wasn't hard work! MI7 gave you $2500.

Shhhh...lol biggrin.gif

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Officer Pulaski

you get $35 for that martini

woulda given you more but it was kinda all over the place

and im starting to belive you only picked the Diaz mansion for the weapons and not location

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Martini Racing

No, I picked it because no one else had picked it, not for the weapons, though I like S.A. better, but I'll make a V.C. story to satisfy your needs happy.gif

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Officer Pulaski

feel free to rate my story!

 

 

 

Truck Stop

 

I got into my car. "About time" Computer said. "You should have recoverd days ago." "Well lets see how long you take to recover from a gun wound" i said and pointed my shotgun at It. "Anyway," he said," your mission today is to get to the truck stop north of the Flint Intersection and retrieve the blue Roadtrain with a white compartment attached to it. You will be further briefed once you reach your destination." I drove down to the truck stop.

 

When I arrived there was a blue Roadtrain with a white compartment on the back. "You must take that truck and bring it to the finishing line at the base of Mount Chiliad." I got out of the car and got into the Roadtrain. I took a left and got onto the highway. I drove about a minute when 2 cars came from behind me and started ramming the trailer. I floored it and I remembered the computer, I pressed the button on my watch. I took a really hard right onto a dirt road. 1 of the cars swirved left to avoid smashing into the trailer and ran into the sea. The other car kept shooting at me. There was a fork in the road so I turned right. Then there was another road ahead I turne left quickly, but the car behind me was going too fast, he flew into the air and managed to land on his roof.

 

I started going down the road, but there were 2 sanchez's and 2 ranchers blocking the way, so I quickly turned right onto another dirt road. They kept ramming me, and ahead was a fork in the road so i turned left. Up ahead was a really old rickity bridge. I went across as fast as I could, I manged to make it across but the back of the trailor broke a hole in the bridge so when the 2 ranchers came they both crashed through the bridge, but the sanchez's both made it across. I put the cruise control on. I took my shotgun, leaned out the window and shot the biker on my left side. I got the truck back in control, then went out the window on the other side. The guy was ready for me and shot as soon as he saw my hat sticking out the window.

I got back into the drivers seat and started trying to lose him. Then from ahead of me, I saw my Buffalo speeding toward me annd it smashed right into the sanchez. The guy went flying forward so i ran over him.

 

I had finally made it to Angel Pine, and then to Mount Chiliad with my Buffalo excorting me. When i got there there were a few guys with guns there. "Nothing new" I thought, "just security." I parked the Roadtrain at the finishing line. "You here to pick up the truck" I asked one of them. "Yeah thats why were here" as he was saying this, I saw a foot under one of the barricade type things and some blood there too. I knew something was up. "Okay then here are the keys" I said and reached into the car and pulled out my shotgun. I manged to hit the guy right in front of me, but then I got hit in the back and the shoulder, everything went dark.

 

To Be Continued...

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Martini Racing

That was pretty good(can't rate haven't read your other stories), but there were some typos(Damn i'm critical today), and in the beginning you said roadtrain, but at the end you said linerunner. notify.gif

 

EDIT: you fixed it

 

P.S. that story I posted was more than one story, so that's why it was all over the place.(If that's what you meant.)

Edited by Martini Racing

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Mxyzptlk

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Clark-Nova and I give it $35, OP, is that acceptable?

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Officer Pulaski

yeah sure

whats that movie your talking about anyway?

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Mxyzptlk
yeah sure

whats that movie your talking about anyway?

Naked Lunch? For everyone who missed my bizarre rantings in the other spy topic: Agent 1.0's computer reminds me of the talking insect-typewriter from a movie called Naked Lunch, about a hallucinogenic mission for an exterminator-turned-double spy. His typewriter comes to life to make demands and coerce him into spying.

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Officer Pulaski
yeah sure

whats that movie your talking about anyway?

Naked Lunch? For everyone who missed my bizarre rantings in the other spy topic: Agent 1.0's computer reminds me of the talking insect-typewriter from a movie called Naked Lunch, about a hallucinogenic mission for an exterminator-turned-double spy. His typewriter comes to life to make demands and coerce him into spying.

wow that sounds like a really crazy movie

like crazy as in bad, all over the place, stupid and confusing

 

and ill rerate your story Martini

try to put at least some detail and get into a bit more

because the first was all over the place

and the second one was really short

 

i give you $25 for the first one

and $20 for the second

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Martini Racing

@MxyWhen you showed that pic on the other topic, it scared the hell out of me!(Wasn't expecting it!)

 

@O.P. you didn't need to rerate it, I wasn't going for more money, I was just clarifying.

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Sickness

Here gos my first story in this thread.

 

When I woke up I started to think,who would be rioting at our base.

The only people I could think of was the other spy agency BUYG.I called

Oddsock and said

"Hey man I need you to get up a bunch of spys to do a raid on BUYG".

"Alright man,Im on it"!Oddsock said.

He called the Avispia country club and got Martini,Mxy,and O.Pulaski to join in.We then packed everything up in the Levithian and headed for BUYG.We got there and we set up to M60s on turrets.Oddsock pulled out his colts,O.Pulaski pulled an M16 out of the trunk,and Mxy pulled out duel-tec nines.I had my trusty micro smg.

 

Once we were all set up I yelled out

"Hey bi*ches,come get some"!

We were then greeted with some 5.56 rounds from the windows on the top balcony,so the two M60 gunners fired twenty rounds each at the windows.

We heard a loud piercing scream and then a man fell out the window and smacked the hard pavement,Oddsock said

"Damn hes f*cked up dude".

I had a grin on my face.Mxy,and Pulaski ran up to the front door and shot it up.

 

We headed in and saw two dead bodies covered in blood.We then headed upstairs.

 

TO BE CONTINUED

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GTAFool12

Chapter 1 Mission 4(Part 3) A Not-So-Clean Escape

 

I knew McKonta had to be stopped. He tried killing innocents. We hit high speeds Zigging and Zagging out towards the main entrance. We flew past the front gates. We nearly ran over the dead guards. At almost 90 mph we flew down the dirt path.

The road up ahead we went over as a blur. A taxi and a Roadtrain came to a halt when we flew over. We entered the farm where I dropped my Bravura off to "borrow" the Sanchez. We were driving thru rough terrain now. We each hit some boulders that seemed to have snuk up on us from underneath the tall grass. I flew off my bike and so did Otheus. My body smacked into a cropduster. I seemed pretty dizzy. I noticed I was bleeding in my mouth as I wiped the back of my hand across my lips. I looked over towards Otheus' position. He was getting up and looked at me with horror. He knew what I was capable of. He sensed my anger. He realized I am the strong and he's the weak. He came over to the cropduster excitedly fast. I stood up and ignored the pain in my leg. I limped over towards the cockpit. The oldman ran back to the Sanchez he hopped on and started off towards the train tracks.

 

 

 

I climbed into the cockpit and fired up the cropduster. I began flying not so high. I located the man on the tracks. I came down towards him and began flying right behind him. I screamed at the top of my lungs, " It's almost over Otheus." I rammed the Sanchez hard with high speeds with my right wing. The Sanchez steadily turned sideways. Otheus kept fighting for his life. He climbed onto the wing. I was surprised by two train crossing intersection so I pulled up quick and dived down fast. Otheus scrambled on the wing. I had to finish him off before this became a disaster. I reached to pull out my silenced 9mm. I fumbled it around then dropped it. I reached down to pick it up, when I got it I lifted my head up and realized a brigde right in front of me. I immediately pulled up but my left wing had smacked into it. The plane sloshed up and down making me nauseous. I had lost all control of the plane. We were heading straight for the tunnel. The end was pure seconds away. Otheus shouted something inaudible as I dived out the cock pit.

 

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A strong force from the explosion blasted me even farther away. I was nearly dead from tough landings, exploions, and crashes. Otheus hit the wall with such great force he couldn't have lived. The cops would be here in a short while so I rolled onto the side of the road. I needed rest. I could barely move. I needed reassurance that Otheus was dead. I heard a faint sound of a train. Yes a train. If a plane crash didn't kill the elderly, then a train could. The train flew by and plowed thru the wreckage. I left but not in a fast motion. I slowly walked the walk of death thru the desert, like a slug with salt on it making it's last move. I was off to Verdant Meadows.

 

1 hour and 24 minutes later.

 

I arrived over at Verdant Meadows and walked up to the door. I knocked. Oddsock answered. "Hey, 009, what brings you around here?"

All that came out was, " mizn acmomplisd."

Oddsock replied, " Are you all right."

I collapsed and blacked out on the ground. My final thoughts were "Mission Acomplished."

 

 

 

A week later I woke up in SASN HQ's Medical Bay. The boss came thru and told me of the aftermath.

"Excellent work, 009! You saved over a million innocents in SanAndreas. If the public knew of this you would for surely be a well known hero."

" His accomplices, what happened to them?"

" They were all apprehended."

" But the technology is still in all the cars." I jumped out the bed. The chief held me back. " What are you doing? Innocents can still be hurt!"

"We have it under control," he replied, " Transfender, WAA, and Loco Low Co. are under new management and are taking them out and giving it to us. Don't worry."

" So boss," I asked suavly. "Can I get a week-off?"

"Sure, but in a week immediately back to work."

" Got it," I said.

" One more thing," the boss said, " Stop by Oddsock and Sickness's place they have your weapons."

" Got it. See you later." I said running out the building.

I waited for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. I noticed the drivers name was Sofina but I said, "Ah, forget it, go home to Bayside Marina."

 

We pulled up to my house around 7 or 8 and I yelled to Sofina, "go home, smell ya later." I was in an extremely good mood. I think the doc put me on some sugar pills or something. I went in my home and sat down to watch Liberty City Survivor. I sighed and said, "Mission Accomplished."

 

 

------------------------------End of Chapter 1------------------------------------------

 

 

 

The ending had a bit of a rip off of the Fresh prince of Bel-Air theme song. Hope you guys enjoyed Chapter 1 biggrin.gif .

 

Oddsock or Sickness could you guys make a mission and at the end of your mission you find me at your doorstep.

 

Also thank Mxyzptlk for the pic and the spell check. lol

 

Nice story Sickness.

Edited by GTAFool12

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Mxyzptlk

Awesome GTAfool! Chapter one rules, great work. If you want to edit, it's "nauseous" and "apprehended." Not trying to be rude but you asked in the story! smile.gif

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Martini Racing

Exellent F.P.of B.A. referances!(Don't get it? Will Smith.)

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Sickness

I did a mission to.

 

no good job or any thing lol?I sound like a little kid but owell.

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Mxyzptlk
I did a mission to.

 

no good job or any thing lol?I sound like a little kid but owell.

It was a bit short and more like an assault mission for the military than spy stuff, but you had good descriptions and teamwork happening. I'm sure the coming parts of the mission will be more detailed and spy oriented. ph34r.gif

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Sickness

It doesnt have to be steathy all the time dude pilot storys are like the military.All im sayin is im tryin and thats all I can do is try.Thats the reason I was going to quit is because noone replys to my storys and if they do theres always somthing wrong with them.

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Oddsock
yep you and sickness get verdant meadows

but were starting over so you lose your 9mms sry

but you get your Leviathan back, and you get the stuff at the snake farm

 

and real gangster since went to the trouble of making a vid ill give you $80 for both since i cant yet see them

and $40 to Mxy to whatever his vid is

Oh nononononononono.

 

I need my two Colt .45's. They are mine. I bought them.

 

I even used them in my story! Which I will continue....

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Sickness

Ya Oddy needs the colts.

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Martini Racing

Sickness, I liked your story. But you said I was in it, then I disappeared! Where did I go?(Now I sound like a little kid!)

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Sickness

your In the second part when we go upstairs youll see. smile.gif

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GTAFool12

Hey sickness I just realized I'm not in your story. cry.gif

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Sickness

Ill be making on with you after I finish this one remember?

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Martini Racing
your In the second part when we go upstairs youll see. smile.gif

Whoo! tounge.gif *does a little dance*

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Sickness

Here gos.

 

 

We headed up stairs and stoped in the middle only to hear two men talking.Martini ran into the building yelling

"Wait for me!Wait up guys!"

"Shut up!"I said and a man walked two the top of the stairs and looked down and fired his Ak at Martini,but he was a bad aim so we all let lose on him,Oddsock firing his colts,Mxy firing the tec-9s,me firing my micro smg,and Pulaski firing his M16.

 

We then moved to the first room and Mxy spotted a man with a bandana over his face strapped to a chair cut up.Martini then screamed like a little girl

and took a bullet to the upper arm,I grabbed him and layed him against a wall and told Mxy

"Get him to the hospital now!"

"Alright man"!Mxy said.

Oddsock ran into a room and fired both colts all around,wasting everyone in the room.We then cleared the rest of the buiding out,thinking we were done we then see the head of the BUYG running out the front door.

 

"Come here you basterd"!I said

"Hey Sickness were heading to the hospital to see if Martinis all right".

"Alright Ill be there when Im done killin".

I fired at the door and hit him in the leg.I walked up to him and said

"You know all the men you sent to riot at the airfield?They're dead."

"Basterd"!He said.

"You know what?Your dead to".I shot up the rest of my clip on him.

 

I headed to the hospital to see If martini was alright and he was only a little frightend.We asked the nurse for a couple of sprunks but the bi*ch said

"No jerk get it your self"!

I told her

"Hey go over to the BUYG complex and there will be a 5$ bill sitting on the floor there go get it.

I then went to get the sprunks and when got back they were staring at the tv watching LIBERTY CITY SURVIVOR.

 

THE END

 

Am I getting paid for the two stories?

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CarlJohnson24

MI7 and whoever else is incharge, remember my residence is at the Johnson House and my HQ is Grove Street and remember my weapons and car when you you update, so can you guys put that on the list and my partner is till Martini.

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Andyzoot

Here are my details. I cannot guarantee I will be on much as my PC is a frigging paibn in the arse. But now that I have finished my Escape From San Andreas Series I should have the time to post some videos up on here.

 

Name : Pandazoot

Codename: 012

Headquarters: Cranberry Station

Residence: Doherty

Weapons: Chainsaw, Camera

Vehicles: Stallion, Free Train Travel.

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Mxyzptlk

Sickness that was good, but a few pointers... you chased the head of BUYG, but how did you know it was him? You should describe people, and give them histories, like,

"We recognized 9Kearse3 immediately from his mugshots on the coffee room bulletin board, and chased him through the immaculate lobby; determined to cut him down before he reached the reinforced front entrance doors."

I hope this helps!

 

CJ24, MI7 abandoned his spies, so you'll have to give Officer Pulaski all your info again.

 

Pandazoot welcome back!

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Officer Pulaski

all right $25 for your first sotry and $40 for the seconf sickness

 

GTAFool get $40 for his ending

 

and Oddsock is now on loan for 9mm's, sry

 

EDIT: sry Pandazoot but i couldnt find like any of the stuff you were taliking about around your place

so i gave you the stuff across the street at the garage

 

EDIT2: I finally figured out why it wasnt working

it was my pop up filter because instead of saving i openend

so after the download completed then the vid would come up but for some reason register as a popup

 

ive watched the movies and $5 more to Mxy!

and that mustve been quite an effort realgangster

but try to use things you have

Edited by Officer Pulaski

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