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The SASN is back


Officer Pulaski
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I'm back suckers.

 

Glider Academy was amazing...I'll continue my story soon.

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Martini Racing

Sorry for double post, but I have a story!

 

"Who cares what it's called?"

 

I was asleep in a hotel in Venturas when I got a call. "Yeah?" I said, groggily.

"Airport. Now."

I hung up the phone, and went down to the street, nabbing the first car I found (A windsor, if you must know) and drove to the airport. I got into the airfeild, and saw a shamal marked "MARTINI" on the side. "That must be mine" I thought. I got in, turned it on, and auto pilot initiated, taking me to the insertion point.

 

The autopilot disengaged near.the power plant south of Area 69. I figured that this is where my mission is, so I started circleing the plant. Then I grabbed the hefty owner's manual, and put it on the pedal. (I know, Planes don't have gas pedals, but I can't think of a way to make this work.) I grabbed my shute. But before I jumped, I noticed some satchels, and a remote. I grabbed them, then jumped from the plane. Just in time, too, as a missile from Area 69 hit it, with effects I think you know all too well.

 

Anyway, I ripped the cord out, and floated down to the plant. When I landed, I took cover, then I saw why I was here. Drugs. It was a drug plant. I knew what I had to do, but I only had four satchels. Then it hit me like a slippery fish. There were propane tanks around the plant. So I snuck to one, then placed a satchel. I repeated this twice, 'till a technician dude saw me. I grabbed him, snapped his neck, and dragged him to one of the tanks. Then I donned his duds, so I wouldn't have to sneak as much, the placed the last two satchels. After that, I ran like hell to the street, and then pressed the button. The explosion knocked me back, and was like none I had ever seen before, and like none I shall ever see again. (I hope) I cast the remote into the flames, then ran to the small town nearby. Then, all of a sudden, I was knocked out, and thrown into the back of a black Rancher. When I came to, I was home, in bed.

 

The end.

 

Oddsock, I edited it for you.

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Officer Pulaski
Then it hit me like a slippery fish.

Clothes are plain wrong Maurice!

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I got your back on that quote, lol.

 

Nice story Martini. Simple but...yeah. $25.

 

A few errors: A plane's autopilot only keeps the plane on a straight and level course, contrary to most videogame simulators.

 

You don't rip the ripcord on a parachute. It's called the ripcord because when you pull it, it rips open the pocket in which your parachute is stuffed.

 

Just one question, too...

 

Who was it whose neck you snapped? A cop? A Rifa? A Balla? A fireman? A pilot? A technician dude (the guy that works at Loco Low Co.)?

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Martini Racing

Stupid double posts! angry.gif

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You may have missed it, but I said I don't write for $$$ anymore. Just for fun. And I ripped the cord OUT, not just ripped. and it was just some technician dude. as for the autopilot, bah, who cares? Spies are more advanced than most people. tounge.gif

 

@ O.P., glad you caught that.

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Bumpage tounge.gif

 

Crap! I unintentionally double posted. I was in my own little word, and I could have SWORN that someone else had posted. Sorry. yawn.gif

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Well, it's about time you noticed...I've been back for three days.

 

I will try to resume my escapades soon.

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Officer Pulaski

well there goes another agent and one of Odd's admireres (ok theres no way to spell that)

 

 

and everyone!

I resign as leader! I will stay here for 1 week until ask that it be shutdown

if anyone wants to take over, im cool with that

i could help manage the new one if ya want

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Martini Racing

I think Oddsock should take over. dozingoff.gif

Too bad you're leaving, OP.

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Officer Pulaski, I'll go ahead and take over, with your permission.

 

Hey, what happened to your monocle.gif post wrappers?

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Officer Pulaski

got rid of it, like over 2 months ago

Ill go ahead and request a lock

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got rid of it, like over 2 months ago

Ill go ahead and request a lock

No dude, stop. Don't spoil everyone's fun. Let someone else take the controls.

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sean "sweet" johnson

just create a new thread, oddsock.

 

BTW, i'll have my spy movie done soon, got my capture card today. biggrin.gif so I'll make the spy vid pretty soon, maybe in a week or 2. TMS

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just create a new thread, oddsock.

 

BTW, i'll have my spy movie done soon, got my capture card today. biggrin.gif so I'll make the spy vid pretty soon, maybe in a week or 2. TMS

Nevar!!!1

 

I don't know how to make it so fancy...

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just create a new thread, oddsock.

 

BTW, i'll have my spy movie done soon, got my capture card today. biggrin.gif  so I'll make the spy vid pretty soon, maybe in a week or 2.        TMS             

Nevar!!!1

 

I don't know how to make it so fancy...

uhmmm, copy and paste? TMS

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Don't make a new thread, just keep this one. Less work for everyone. tounge.gif
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Return

 

"Blackkkkk SHUCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!" I screamed as the song finished, I stepped on the gas as the police chased me, the police weren't as smart as they use to be. As they deployed the spike strips, I just steered out of the way and continued my drive.

 

By the time they finally gave up, I was about 20 minutes away from my destination. As I pulled up at Grove Street, I undressed and quickly got into my green hoodie and jeans. After that I marched over to a double story house, belonging to a washed up rapper called OG Loc, I opened the door and was met by a surprise.

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Sad to hear your calling it quits Pulaski, you were a great leader. This story is just a widdle intro, I'll type more later,

~P

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$10 for that.

 

I'm awaiting adamcs's permission to take over.

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Stop-Story (Hammer) time!

 

I was home, wathing "Magnum, P.I." reruns when I got a call. It was Oddsock. It sonded like he had been crying. "Dude, what happened?"

"It's Pulaski, man. He's - he's dead."

"Wow, I guess that means you get to take over now."

"Yeah. The memorial service is at my house. And in case you're wondering, I'm not crying. I'm chopping onions, and I have a cold. AHTCHOO!"

"Remind me to not eat any of the food you serve then, sicko." I hung up.

 

After I had gotten dressed up, I went outside, to try and find a nice car. I found a black Windsor. "Yoink!"

 

As I was driving, I saw an interesting insurance billbord: "Wallace & Gromit Life Insurance Firm,

Where your loved ones get you rich!"

 

When I arrived, I saw quite a few Black Windsors parked outside. "Crap, I'm never going to be able to find my car now!" cryani.gif Anyway, I rang the bell, and Oddsock opened the door. " I brought you some Kleenex."

"I told you, I'm not CRYING! Ah, ah, AHTCHOO!

"But you do have a cold, so there."

I proceeded inside to find many spies, all about to start eating sandwiches with onions. I thought about telling them that Oddy sneezed on them, but I kept that to myself. Oh, what a mistake I made.

 

After about an hour, the doorbell rang. Mxy opened the door and the thug on the other side shot him in the chest with a 9mm. Then, more thugs poured in. "Is anyone armed?" One asked. We all replied "NO."

"Good. Now all of you into the basement."

"Okay." We all walked into the basement, and they only left one gaurd to, well, gaurd us. When the other thugs were out of the room, the gaurd was quickly disposed of. We then split up to get all the thugs. unfortunatly, we came across many injured and dead spies, who sneezed while sneaking about. I should have told them about Oddy's cold.

 

Anyway, the going was slow, as we all were silently sneaking around with silenced 9mms. Now one can't sneak and be fast. Due to the unique design of Oddys house, we all converged near the gun room, with only the heavily armed leader thug to take on. We went into the gun room, and grabbed various weapons, with me going for an M63a with grenade launcher attachment. (If it HAS to be from the game, then make it an M4 w/ M203 ) We all moved to where we thought the leader was, but he wasn't there. He had gone to the restroom. So we waited here for him to return. when he entered the doorway, bullets flew at (And through) him like a swarm of bees. Me, being as short as I am, never actually saw him, and therefore never fired a round. I was very upset about this. I had wanted to grenade him. cryani.gif Oh, well. At least I could say I was there. And I drove home sneezing.

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I took a flight to Vice City and took a cab to Vercetti Estate, Starfish Island. It was two in the morning and I snuck over to one of the the front windows. I shot one open with my Silenced 9mm. I stepped in and walked into the office, seeing Martini sleeping on a chair with his head on the desk. I walked behind him and got him in a headlock.

"gaah," he said, trying to reach for a desk drawer.

"I'm not dead idiot," I said. I threw him out the window and he landed in the pool. I left and took a flight back home.

 

 

added phusions $10

and Martini, why would a dog and a moron open an insurance firm?

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You dummy, the story wasn't over yet. You were going to turn out not to be dead, but you ruined the suprise. Thanks a lot. angry.gif And it's not Really Wallace and Gromit, just unfortunate last names.

 

Edit op I forgot to put 'to be coninued' after my story. sorry. blush.gif

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OP, Wallace and Gromit f*cking pwns.

 

$20 Martini. Very funny story.

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Yes Pulaski, you are a good leader to this thread and I'm sure Oddsock will fit in perfectly into your shoes.
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See if I can incorporate a windsor, gliding and Wallace & Gromit into one spy story... that'll earn the big bucks!

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