The SASN is back

[Officer Pulaski]

 

 

- Don't make a whole story one post. Try and expand it with To Be Continued

 

um no you shouldnt

 

and DAVEY actually do missions rather than this random crap you keep doing

$25

 

P.S. you couldnt afford either of those things you bought!!!

Edited June 21, 2005 by Officer Pulaski

[Martini Racing]

Catalina can't drive! She couldn't in the game either!

Story!

Cheese crunchees:

@OP New and Improved!

 

I was busy cleaning the house (By orders of my girlfriend) when I heard a loud thmp and the doorbell. "Must be the mail," I said.

 

I went out side to see that the box had cracked some of the boards on the porch. "Dammit, I just had those replaced!" So I lugged the box inside, careful not to drop it, and placed it on the kitchen counter and began to open it. It was a box of crayons and some large rocks.

 

Later I got a call.

"Where are you? You should be here by now!"

"Well, I'm obviously at home, as this is my home phone, and I wasn't told to go anywhere, so..."

"The package! The note was under the rocks!"

"Oh. Hold on."

I found the note. It read:

'The Crow caws at midnight.'

"That doesn't make any sense!"

"The other side!"

"Oh, Hang on."

The note said

'be at the Zombotech building in SF by midnight.'

"On my way."

 

It is a long, boring, uneventful drive that I don't feel like talking about.

 

When I arrived, I saw a bunch of heavily armed spies in black ski masks and jumpsuits. One said "Martini, you finally came! Here, you can borrow my Spas-12."

 

--To this day, I don't know wich spy that was.---

 

I didn't kow why we were here, but I would soon find out.

 

After about ten minutes, the elevator went "Ding!" Then N. Korean terrorists started pouring out of the elevator. "Aim for the heads!" yelled a spy, and we did so. I didn't focus on what others were doing, only on what I was doing. Korean heads were popping all around me, but I never hit one in the head. (Hard to get headshots with a gun with limited range) But I did tear them up with it. Blood was spraying every where. All the jumpsuits were red now. But it wasn't over. the N. Korean leader came out with a minigun. He let out quite a few rounds, and a few spies went down. Then, a nearby spy shot him in the side of the head. "Whew, I'm glad that's over!" a spy exclaimed.

 

All around us were piles of steaming shells and dead koreans. Then who seemed to be the head spy, said "Another job well done, men. And Martini, gimmie my gun back."

 

Then I got a call on my cell.

"Dammit, you left Cheese Crunchees all over the house!"

 

Edited June 22, 2005 by Martini Racing

[Sickness]

I would like to buy an Acogx x4.

[GTAFool12]

The Entrance

 

The engines roared as our Andromada soared through the sky. I looked to my left and gave thumb’s up to my partner. We could not afford stealth suits so we wore all black clothing. He gave an approving nod. I checked through my silenced 9mm for the trances. All there. I checked my utility belt for its handcuffs and flash grenades. All there. My boss’s voice rang through my earpiece. I responded to his call and muted the earpiece.

 

Suddenly the pilot over the loudspeaker told us it was time to dive out of the plane. We rushed over to the parachutes and strapped them on. I then stood at the end of the plane looking at the clouds. That’s all we could see. “Are you ready?” asked Martini.

“Yeah.” I responded.

 

All of a sudden something hit me in the back and I was falling. That bastard pushed me out. I fell and fell in an endless freefall. I began to see the building coming up. I gripped my pullcord and yanked. I was suddenly stopped and began floating down to the building. Suddenly Martini came to a stop right next to me. He was laughing.

 

“You are a dickhead you know that?” I said angrily

“Sorry, I couldn’t help it,” He said.

 

In the darkness of the sky we touched down on the top. The only thing to help our vision was the Helipad Lights. I spotted a nearby helicopter on the helipad. Martini and I rushed to the stairs and crept down them. We stealthily opened the door. In the hallway we could hear no sound. We took a few steps in, backs to the wall.

 

My boss’s voice rang through my head, “Good, your in. You and Martini are on the same intercom channel so remember to whisper. Now be careful of the room that is farthest away from Correli’s office. It is security control and can get you into some deep sh*t. You want have to even leave the floor your on now, Correli should be there. Good luck and see you back at the SASN.”

 

I heard a click and knew the boss had hung up. Martini whispered into his mic saying, “Lets go forward.”

I nodded and looked to see a big hallway intersection. There was darkness and quiet for a few moments. The silence was broken by footsteps. Martini and I froze in place

 

[Sickness]

Since when does the SASN use handcuffs.This is no police station.

[GTAFool12]

We use handcuffs to catch people. If you want to send them to a jail instead of giving them a quick punishment.

[Sickness]

I havent read any stories with handcuffs.

[DAVEY007]

If I dont have enough money for something and I buy it, put my in negative funds, and until I have positive numbers again, I cant buy anything.

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James Gregory

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I was awoken by my cell phone at about 3:30 in the morning. As I walked over to the phone, I stubbed my toe on the dresser.

 

"Hello?" I asked,

"Yeah, this is Oddsock."

"What's up? New Mission?"

"You gussed it."

"What do I have to do?"

"I want you to get in there undetected and find recon on this man called James Gregory. All we know is that he is a Mafia Boss. Use you camera if you have anything interesting you want to show us."

"Alright. Get it where?"

"An Empty Warehouse, in Los Santos."

"Alright then."

"If you see a well dressed black man, thats him."

I hung up.

 

I got prepared for my mission. I strapped the AK-47 to my back, and suped up my Colts. I put the silencer on one, and put the scope on the other. I loaded them up, and brought along all the extra ammunition I could bring. I was ready.

 

I jumped into my pitch-black Savannah, and made my way to Los Santos. It was raining, and I had to put the top up in my car. I could hear the pelting of the rain, so I drowned it out with some Steely Dan!

 

I pulled up across the street from the warhouse. I parked my car where no one could find it, and got out. I ducked behind a bush, and used my camera to take a closer look.

 

I saw two entrances. There was the large garage type door, and the back entrace. There were two alarms. There were four men outside, two were working on some boxes, becouse those idiots couldn't seem to get the box open.

 

I switched over to my Colt Python with the 12x Scope, and placed the crosshairs over my targets. I pulled the trigger on one. The sound trigged the three other guards to run for the alarms. I quickly took out the alarms and then the men.

 

I moved my way across the street, and peeked around the corner to see two gaurds, and one security camera. I once again switched weopons. This time it was the Silenced Colt. I shot the camera in the lens. Then, I shot the two men. I shot the one man in the head and dropped him fast. I shot the other in leg. I ran over got his gun, and then used hand-cuffs to tie him up.

 

I made a quick call to SASN Hedquarters, and told them to pick him up for questioning. Five seconds later, a modded FBI Rancher pulles up, and two men step out and take him in the truck. They, pull away in a hurry.

 

I then move towards the door. I barley open it and look inside. There, was weopons, weoponds, and even more weopons. I quickly took out my camera and took pictures of the crates. Apparently, this warehouse wasn't very empty.

 

I then made my move throught the room. I stopped at the door, and put my head against the wall. I listened for movement. I didnt hear anything except for a mans snoring.

 

I opened the door. I saw a guard in a black tux, holding an M60. He must have been one of the head guys, because every other guard had Nines. I grabbed him Splinter-Cell Stlye.

 

I woke him up by doing this.

"Who are you?" I asked,

"Why should I tell you?"

"Becuse I have a 45cal Colt to your head, thats why."

"Alright fine."

"Well, go on you idiot."

I interogated him.

 

"I am James Gregorys right hand man."

Then all of a sudden a man runs into the room. He pulls out a Silver Colt Python, and shoot the man in the head. I duck under a dest and firwe one round into his head.

 

I take out my AK-47. By this time I am mad. I run throught the door at the other end of the room, and clear the room. I do the same for the rest of the rooms until I come out where I parked my car in the back.

 

I jump in my car. Then, a black sultan comes up and starts shooting at my car throught his window. It was Gregory. He looked like Oddsock had said. My car caught on fire from the bullets and I had to bail out.

 

The car turned around and then stopped. The man got out and pulled out brass knuckes. He puched my numerous times. I had blood all over my face. I was fighting back the whole time. Finally, I got a punch in knocking him back. I throght a puch at his head he was knocked out cold. I put him in handcuffs, and called SASN again. They came and picked him up.

 

After they pulled away, a Windsor pulled up. The window went down. It was Oddsock. He began to talk.

 

"It seems that you have done better than expected. Did, you get any pictures?"

I handed him the roll of film from my camera.

"Good."

 

The window rolled up, and the car sped away. After that, I walked home.

 

After I got home, I called some of my buddies up... Mxy, OP, Oddsock, Sickness, Martini Racing and GTAFool. We went out to a bar. Everyone was okay but Oddsock. He got achhol posining and died. THE END

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Mabye that explains why Oddsock hasnt been around!~DAVEY007

[Officer Pulaski]

 

If I dont have enough money for something and I buy it, put my in negative funds, and until I have positive numbers again, I cant buy anything.

then why dont you buy the world and put negative funds for that?

no money no guns no deal

 

Martini, it started well enough

but then when zombies came

all you did was say you sprayed them with an M60 (why is EVERYONE using this???)

 

$25 Fool

 

first off davey

you dont have a camera or a scope

secondly, even if you could somehow fit a silence onto a Python,

you dont have one and it would still be fairly loud (unless it was really long)

and it seems nobody tried to fire back at you

$25

Edited June 22, 2005 by Officer Pulaski

[Martini Racing]

I heard that Oddsock was at Glider academy for a week.

 

@ O.P, I'm un-original. No, I'm just having trouble coming up with good material. I'll edit the story.

 

Edited June 22, 2005 by Martini Racing

[Officer Pulaski]

all right a story

not too long

 

A Race To Remember

 

I called DAVEY's cell.

"Hello?" he said.

"Where's my Infernus?" I asked.

"It's on a train headed from Venturas to Fierro," he said.

"When will it be arriving?" I asked.

"Bout a half hour," he said.

I hung up, I walked out of my house and headed South towards the train tracks. After I got there, I stood over the edge of the tunnel, facing away from the Kincaid Bridge. After some waiting, I saw a freight train coming from the distance. There were three freight containers on it. Just as the train rushed under the tunnel I jumped onto the first container, it went dark. A bright light came as the train exited the tunnel. I jumped down in between the first and second container. I opened it up and found a blue Phoenix with a white stripe. I closed it up and opened the one behind me. In there was a gold Hustler. I climbed up the container behind me. I pulled myself up and jumped over the gap. Behind me, I saw that the tunnel was coming. I ran towards the back of the train, I jumped the next gap and went to the very back. I climbed down, just as I entered the tunnel. I opened up the door.

There it was, a jet black Infernus with NOS and Ahab wheels. In the middle of the trunk (the front) was a silenced M4. In the back of the trunk was a PSG-1. On the sides of the trunk were Smoke Grenades. In the glove compartment was a Camera and under it was a Silenced 9mm with a Laser sight and Flashlight. Under my seat was a Knife.

I got into the car and drove out just before exiting the tunnel. After exiting the tunnel a Brown Streak came from behind me and passed me. I wanted to see what the car was made of so I floored it. I gradually started gaining on it and by the time I exited the tunnel on the other side of the bridge we were neck and neck. The conducter saw me, I guess he wanted to drag so he sped up as fast as he could. I kept flooring it. The train was going getting a bit ahead so I turned on the NOS. I completely burned the train, after it went off I looked behind me to see where the train was. It was a bout 500 meters back. I chuckled a bit and looked ahead of me. There was nearly a 75 degree turn and there was a bank about ten feet high! I went up the ramp and flew through the air, I did a full roll and landed on all four wheels. I was dazed for a second when I heard the train's whistle. I looked behind me and saw the train had rode up the bank and was still sliding down in the dirctions the tracks were going. The second compartment was following close behind it, but the third compartment flew up the bank. It was rolling 30 feet in the air going sideways coming towards me.

"Ho sh*t..." I said.

The train hit the ground diagnally on the side of its wheels, about ten feet behind my car, bounced a little, rolled in the air and landed just in front of my car and skidded against the ground for a few seconds. I drove over to the highway and went home.

[Martini Racing]

Nice.

[GTAFool12]

I'd like to buy a property and O.P. it says you own Bayside Marina. Well you can't because that is my Headquarters.

 

I'll buy the Green Bottles or whatever it is.

[Officer Pulaski]

10 green bottles Ganton?

can do

[Martini Racing]

Bump.

 

I have writer's block AGAIN, so don't expect, a bad story for a while. All you guys are doing great!

[DAVEY007]

Hey homies. I got another story. my last story didnt get graded! Here is my other crappy story. Gusee what? I bought a camera wwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy back!

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My Super Savannah

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I Orded a brand new Savannah. It was better than my old one. The trim was amazing down the side of the car. The engine was even build up more than the last one. There interior was red, and the color of the exterior was white. I saw a Modded FBI Rancher go bye, and saw the face of Officer Palauski. I flagged him down.

 

"Hey man, you want to see my new car?"

"Alright, but hurry up, I have to catch a train in 30 minuets."

So I show him the car and he didnt seem that inpressed.

"Oh, crap! I gotta go!"

He jumped back in his truck and sped down the railroad tracks.

 

I forgot about him and jumped in my brand new car. I drove it around, paying special attention not to get it dirty. I was going to shot it to my buddies but, I got a cal on my cell phone. It seemed to be Sickness.

 

"Hey Davey, theres a mission for you."

"Wait, wait, wait a minute. When did you become boss here?"

"Eversince Oddsock got sick."

"Oh, okay well than what do I have to do on this mission?"

"You have to trail this guy. Hs going to be at the Dohtery Train staion in about an hour. He know to much about our operation, you have to take him out."

"Alright."

I then hung up the pfone, and raced back to my place.

 

I decided I wasn't going to go stealthy on this mission, so I grabbed my AK-47, and ran across the street to the gas station. I crouched beside it and waited, and waited, and waited until finally a Black Sultan pull up. I fired a shot into the as tanks, and the car exploded. But then milk shot out of my gun, and I shot some cookies. I ate them and they were tasty! Yum!

 

They I ran across the milkyway, and got some doughnuts. Then I saw sickness and shot him with some milk. he said oww you shot me with milk so then I trough my shoe at him then i did something and got everyone mad and then i peeded in my bed and then and then and then i mad e as stupid story the end. ~DAVEY007

[GTAFool12]

The ending was good

[sean "sweet" johnson]

I don't like your stories davey, they're too unbeliveable, they can have a funny thing or something in there sometime, but make the action the main part of your story.

 

just sum friendly advice TMS

[DAVEY007]

 

PLEASE CAN SOMEONE OTHER THAN ME START WRITING SOME STOIS? I MEAN COME ON? Anyway, I like stories with me in them.~DAVEY007

 

[sean "sweet" johnson]

I'm waiting for a Capture card to make movies so I can't help you. TMS

[DAVEY007]

 

One day DAVEY quit the SASN. The End. I quit you guys. May be back in a couple of months.~DAVEY007

 

[Sickness]

One day DAVEY quit the SASN. The End. I quit you guys. May be back in a couple of months.~DAVEY007

Ummm...???This blows.

[Martini Racing]

Without you, DAVEY, the SASN Topic won't get bumped!

 

BTW, Is this (SASN) considered a "Gang"?

Edited June 24, 2005 by Martini Racing

[Officer Pulaski]

Without you, DAVEY, the SASN Topic won't get bumped!

 

BTW, Is this (SASN) considered a "Gang"?

NO

the only affiliation we have with the gang is me, Sweet, formely Davey, and MI7

[DAVEY007]

 

I am staying!!!! Dont take me off yet, I am in this topic still, just not in the really gang.~DAVEY007

 

[Martini Racing]

DAVEY, that was a short "couple of months", as you put it...

[sean "sweet" johnson]

bump TMS

 

why isn't anyone else making stories?

[Officer Pulaski]

cuz theyre jerks!

this might end up like BUYG

its buried under like 5 pages

[sean "sweet" johnson]

well I'll start my spy movie after I get my card. TMS

[Sickness]

Ive been making alot of stories lately so shut up O.P.