The SASN is back

[DAVEY007]

Ok, Ok, I am going to be serious about this one you guys. Now that I have $55 dollars, Iam going to purchase a Colt Python. Alrighty, hers my story...

 

THE SILVER SAVANNAH

 

I woke up, and walked down to ammu-nation. I needed a new gun, as I knew there would be some more missions for me, cause' all of them suits at SASN Hedquaters know that I'm broke. I purchased a Colt Python. I stepped outside, and looked for a taxi or bus that I could use to take home. He saw a taxi. I tried to call it over, but a car had pulled in front of the taxi, making it so I could get in. The man in the car pointed a desert eagle at me. Now, when you see that 50. Cal pistol aimed at your face, you think two things. One, your either smart and listen to what the guy has to say, or you think all tuff, and run, but you get shot. Anyway, I thought smart, and got into the car. He sped off into the distance. I was convinced that I had seen this man before. The way he drove was what really got me thinking. The man drove beautifully. He carfully shifted, and pushed in the cluck at the same time. He always kept the car at a good rpm, unlike my sister, who would rev the car so high it would overload. So, were driving along, and I here gun shots. It was at that piont that I remembered that I had bought a Colt Python. I statred to reach in my shirt for it, but then I saw that the man had started to point his gun at me. So I did nothing. The gunshots started to get louder, and I noticed a big black FBI Rancher coming up behind us. The man floored it, and I could feel the heavy V-8 pulling us around a corner. The Rancher got closer and closer, until I could see the drivers face. It was Officer Poluski and Oddsock. They were shooting at the gas tank. I yelled, "Hey areyoutrying to kill me?" They said no, but they didnt care. They grabbed me out of the car. BOOOMMM BOOOMMM! The car exploded. They drove me back to wangs cars, and handed me some extra ammo for my python. "We have a new mission for you." They said. I said what and they told me I had to investigate this car. A s=Silver Savanah. I said fine, and they sped off. I grabbed my sultan, and got out of there. I decied to go take out my girlfreind to dinner. After that, I went to my destination. I was told to go to an address, but they should have just said "Military Base" I walked throught the front gates, and ws emediatley being shot at. I dove behind a guard house to avoid automatic fire. I rolled, and shot at the same time, hitting two men in the chest. I ran for the main building. I was looking around when I saw a man sitting at a desk drinking coffe and listing to Dr.Dre. I shot him, and tok a look at his computer. I looked up a map of the facility. I looked around and saw the locationof rucks and tanks, and so on. But I couldnt find Savannah. But I found "Secret Test Project". I went there. There it was. A Silver Savannah. I looked at it, and thought about it. "Why do they want me to check this thing out?" "Its just a car..." Anyway, I took it and drove away. I thought they would like for them to look at it. I notticed specail buttons I wondered what this were. I did not touch thought. As I drove back to HQ I sav OP's Rancher. I stopped and one of their grunts took the car. I told them to give me my money but they said they would only think about that. They took me to their test facility They showed me what happened when you pressed the buttons. It was full of machine guns and missles. They then shooed me out. I went back to my house and went to sleep.

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THE END. Wooh-Hoo Now I have a gun. Gee thanks for the money guys...~DAVEY007

[Oddsock]

Not too bad...$25 for you.

 

First, fix the font. It hurts my eyes, the whiteness...there are lines in my vision (the ones you get from looking at something bright).

 

Plus, keep it in the right perspective.

 

 

I stepped outside, and looked for a taxi or bus that I could use to take home. He saw a taxi.

No, YOU saw a taxi.

 

Also, add in more detail about things, especially how you were able to be pulled out of the car without the guy loading you in your side.

 

Otherwise, not bad.

 

And make paragraphs.

[Martini Racing]

I'm back! (I bet you are all thinking " Oh, no!")

I'll still write, but I won't do it for money, and someone can have my place, if no one's taken it already .You can feature me in your stories if you want to, but I doubt that you do.

[Mxyzptlk]

Martini is back!! Dude, you were in my last video.... a New Clear Perspective... PM me if you want a link.

[Martini Racing]

Mxy, I would watch your video, but I can't. (Bad pc, download restrictions, etc.) I'm glad to hear that I was in one at all!

 

P.s. nice sig.

Edited June 11, 2005 by Martini Racing

[Martini Racing]

 

because part of my story is gonna be about you 2 storming the cabin

and i need some less skilled pilots(Martini and Carl, no offense Carl) for my story

You only said no offence to Carl! Did you want to offend me? Jk, I know that you don't know me enough to know that I am an excellent pilot, and as it is , that was a while ago.

 

 

 

Sorry for double post

 

Edited June 11, 2005 by Martini Racing

[GTAFool12]

Martini Racing you are going to be featured in my next story.

[Martini Racing]

New story tomorrow.

[Officer Pulaski]

 

I'm back! (I bet you are all thinking " Oh, no!")

I'll still write, but I won't do it for money, and someone can have my place, if no one's taken it already .You can feature me in your stories if you want to, but I doubt that you do.

at first i was going crap

im gonna have to find everything at Vercetti Estate again

and then give you like $100 for deleting you

but since your not writing for money cool

 

man you werent even on the forums for like a month or something

 

EDIT: its getting better Davey, still more detail, like this

 

But I found "Secret Test Project". I went there.

you went "there" eh? on a military base without anyone seeing you

and knowing the layout of the entire base?

and you still have some spelling errors to figure out

 

Odd $10 for your Windsor

 

and also im actually gonna write a story soon

but im scrapping that stupid story with that aircraft carrier

i didnt even know where i was going with that

Edited June 11, 2005 by Officer Pulaski

[Martini Racing]

Yeah, I had to get a new PC, 'cause my old one died, and caught fire, and it took me a while to get funds to buy another one. This will all happen again soon, as this pc sucks as well.

[DAVEY007]

In the Woods

 

When I got up, I went directly to my Limo. I went out to Blueberry, to see my family. I dorve to their house and parked out front.

 

"Well hi DAVEY!" said my Mom,

"Hi Ma!"

"So you still dont know where I work right?"

"Of course I do silly!" my Momma said

"Ohh my god..."

 

All of a sudden there was a person crashing through the window.

 

"So you know where he works huh," said my boss Oddsock

"Ya, ya, yes, he workd at the 24-7..."

"Uh, uh, oh yeah thats right,"

Oddsock laughed.

 

Then we cleaned up the tiny peices of glass, and then ate dinner. After I ate, I went back into my car.

 

I picked up the car phone...

 

"Oddsock, what the heck?"

"What she said she knew where you worked."

"Well you could have come through the front door."

"Alright,"

Click

 

I went home and checked my messages. I had a job. Told me to go check out Back O' Beyond to check out this thing called bigfoot. So I took the convertible, and was of. I pulled into the back country road.

 

The sun slowly rose over the huge pine trees. Birds were chirping, and I was enjoying the quietness of the woods. But at abot 10:00am in the moring, I saw a red Sanchez slowly coming up the road. He was carrying a suitcase. I took out my colt and fired a shot.

 

He fell of the bike. I took the suitcase. I looked at it. It was a beutifull case. Made of stainless steel. It was very shiny. I opened it up. Inside was an alienware desktop. I opened it, and turned it on.

 

I opened up notepad, and was thosands of files on the SASN. I was paricually interested in one. It said People. I looked and it was profiles of people. I was one of then. The file read... Idiot. I cried, then took it to HQ, went home, and went to sleep. THE END~DAVEY007

[DAVEY007]

 

Bumpity, Bumpity, Bump. Sorry for the double post homies!~DAVEY007

 

[Oddsock]

lol, not bad, but you didn't complete the mission.

 

However, you did uncover something special...

 

Still funny, and very good with the spaces now. I enjoyed the story, however small. $12.

 

Try for something a bit bigger later. Oh, and the environments (where you were) were well explained. I didn't have to guess your position.

[DAVEY007]

Okay then, I think that I am going to buy a camera then...so that leaves me with 25 dollars! Oh, and graduation is Thursday!!!! Here I go...

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It was an easy morning in Wangs Cars. I had a couple of old ladies come in, and they bought a limo for their sons first prom. I was just about to fill out an application for a loan at the bank for a customer when the phone rang...

 

"Hello," I said,

"Yeah this is your boss...Oddsock."

"Oh, just great."

"Why are you so negative?" Odd asked...

"Because you only paid me $15 Bucks"

"Well you never compleated the mission and..."

"And,I dont care. What do I have to do now?"

"Take pictures of this car." I cut him off,

"What car is it?!?" I asked in an excited voice...

"Clover"

"Alright where is it?"

"At the beach."

"Do I get flirt with the hot chicks too?" I asked Jokinly,

"Sure, whatever..."

 

So, the next day, I pack a beach towel, and some sunscreen with me in a bag. I put the bag into my buitifull Savannah. I sit in the lush leather seats. I turn the key, and listen to the large V-8 fire up. I reach for the gear-shifter, and settle it in my hand. As the dual exausht rumbles under the car, I shift into first and make a leisurly ride to Los Santos.

 

When I got there, I got myself a Hot-Dog, and seated myself on a bench. I waited until I saw a tricked out, black on black, muscle car monster, pull up and park. To my suprise I see a young, very young, man step out of the car, with a young woman. They went to the trunk, and pulled out a towel, and some stuff out of the trunk, and head to the beach. I slowly walk over to the car.

 

I wondered why Oddsock wanted me to check out a car thats a couple of kids own, but when I got closer I saw what was the matter.

 

I peered in throught the windows and saw...Rocket Lauchers, M-4's, Pistols, and a weopon that I most enjoy, the Colt Python. I took out my camera a snapped a couple of pics.

 

Next I picked the lock in the trunk, and looked around. I snapped a couple of pics of a case, and then opened it. There was a laptop. It was nice...but something about it wasnt right, as soon as I opened it, it started to beep. Beep, Beep, Beep. When I heard the beeping stop I ran!

 

BOOOMMM! The car exploded. All of a sudden I heard gunshots. I saw the young men and women shooting at me. I ducked behind a trash can and fired at the man. When I hit him, thw woman dropped her weopon, and I did not fire unpon her. Thought, I would have never shot any woman. They are to fine to be shot... Any way I made a run for my car and started it. I did a quick getaway (Really awsome peelout) and drove back to my house.

 

When I got there I opened the door. I heard the fanilar beeping, I ran, and I saw my house crash to the ground. All of my cars went into flames. I then heard my cell phone ringing. It was the only thing left. I picked it up.

 

"Do you have it?"

"Have what? A smoldering home?"

"No, the pics stupid!" Yelled Odddsock,

"Yeah, come get em..."

 

A black FBI Rancher pulled up. The window went down, and a hand came out. I handed over the camera. Then I went and found a piece of rubble, and went to sleep. THE END ~DAVEY007

[DAVEY007]

 

Please someone other than me start bumping this topic, so I dont have to double post...Jeez~DAVEY007

 

[Officer Pulaski]

oh damn sorry i forgot to grade your stories

i was busy when i first saw that you wrote them and decided to do it later

ill grade them when i get home

 

[Oddsock]

LOL Davey,

Another great story, with even more detail.

 

We will need to give you some help with rebuilding that. In the mean time, I'm offering you quarters at my home.

 

$25 for that story. And keep the story in past-tense.

[Officer Pulaski]

 

"Well hi DAVEY!" said my Mom,

"Hi Ma!"

"So you still dont know where I work right?"

"Of course I do silly!" my Momma said

"Ohh my god..."

 

All of a sudden there was a person crashing through the window. 

 

"So you know where he works huh," said my boss Oddsock

"Ya, ya, yes, he workd at the 24-7..."

"Uh, uh, oh yeah thats right,"

Oddsock laughed.

that was fregin random

all you really did was eat so $15 for that

none of that none multiple of 5 crap

 

EDIT: OMG! I wrote a story!

 

A Rough Ride

 

After calling Davey about my new car, I went to my old Buffulo with my old shiny metal suitcase.

"All right, you're moving," I said.

"Screw you!" the computer said from under the glove compartment.

I tried pulling it off, but it was clamped on. So I gave up and just sat there.

"You know this would be a lot easier if..." I stopped, grabbed it and pulled as hard as i could with my feet against the dashboard. After about a minute of grunts and heaves, I stopped. I went inside and got my Screwdriver. I took off the glove compartment, unfortunateley it now couldnt fit in the suitcase. So I put a large sweater on it, then put a small soccerball in the hood, and puts some pants on it.

"There, good as human," I said.

 

I called a Taxi and headed towards Wang Auto's. The whole trip was whining and complaining and trying to convince the driver that I was a pedifile. I got out of the Taxi, carrying "the boy" in my arms. I stared at Wang Auto's.

"You know, something looks different here," I said. All I could see of it was rubble and the back wall.

"Computer, contact Davey," I said.

"Do it yourself!" he spat back.

I walked over all the rubble towards the back, I saw a Savannah there. I threw out some rubble and hopped into the driver's seat. I called Davey's cell with the car phone. I heard a ringing from behind me. I walked out of Wang and found his phone on the ground. I picked it up and called Oddsock.

"Hello?" Sickness said.

"Yeah, is Oddsock or Davey there?" I asked.

"Davey's place got burnt down, so he's staying in the trailor beside the control tower," he said.

"All right pass me to him," I said.

 

"Hey what's up," Davey said.

"Where's my Broadway?" I asked.

"Oh, it's in the basement, you can get there through TransFender, but there's some..." I hung up.

I picked up the computer and went to Transfender. I wnet to the door, cracked open the window and opened it up. There was a garage door in back of the garage. I opened it up, in there, there were at least fifty cars covered with sheets on each side. I started pulling away sheets, and the very last one in the back was my Broadway. Flame paint job with a dark red interior. Fog lights, slammin' bumpers, side skirts, bass boost, hydrolics, twist wheels, Nitro X10 and my added specifications. Under the hood, literally, on the bottom of the hood, on it was a Colt Python and a Desert Eagle. Open up the bottom of the backseat, M16, Combat Shotgun and two Mac10's. Open up the back of the of the backseat, and a Stinger Launcher. Under both the front and back seats, Sawn-off Shotguns. In the glove compartment, two Colt .45's. Under the steering wheel, there was an Uzi 9mm. In the trunk, stuck to the top was a Katana. Where the spare tire should be, lots of grenades and satchels. In the back of the trunk was a Minigun. And that completes the tour.

 

I attached the computer underneath the glove compartment.

"There nice and cozy," I said.

I drove out of the garage and onto the street. I was now gonna go to my new place, a small house just North of the Garver bridge in Tierra Robada. I turned right, when two Clover's came from behind me and started chasing me. I floored it and took a right into the tunnel. They started shooting at me with Mac10's. I ducked down swerving in and out of traffic. One of the Clovers crashed into an oncoming cement truck, it exploded and sent fire chasing after me through the tunnel. I got out of the tunnel and turned right as fire engulfed the road. Then I took a left into the highway, going into oncoming traffic. The other Clover followed behind, I floored it as fast as I could and turned on the NOS. Just after that one of the men in the Clover shot my car, and managed to hit the hydrolics controls. The front hydrolics went up and I flipped into the back seat.

"Computer take over controls!" I yelled.

"Yeah yeah I always gotta do everything," it said.

The front hydrolics kept going up and down, and when I fliped back I hit the radio with my foot and it turned onto Roller Coaster of Love. I hit open the back of the seat and took out the Stinger Launcher. I leaned up against the seat and tried to aim, which was hard bouncing up and down. I tried to hit the Clover but I hot right in front of the Burrito to the right of it. It swerved left into the Clover and they both went off the bridge. I put the Stinger Launcher back and let the Computer drive to my new home.

 

When we got there I got out, vomited a few times, ate and went to sleep.

Edited June 15, 2005 by Officer Pulaski

[GTAFool12]

Prelude

 

 

 

It was another day on the job. I sat quietly waiting on my boss’s instructions. The Debriefing room was silent except for the man sitting on my right. He was tapping his foot on the ground, which gave me a nervous feel. You see, my boss told me I was to be assigned a new partner. Of course I’ve been with the SASN long but this man, I heard, was experienced. I never met him.

 

My boss marched into the room addressing us by our numbers. He informed us of a huge drug problem as he pointed to the wall as it lit up with pictures. The wall was a screen that could project images from the Internet and computer files. The boss opened a file labeled ‘The Correli File’. Thoughts rushed through my head as he opened this file. Don Correli was a powerful man. I knew for a fact that his son lived in San Andreas while he lived in Liberty. Correli’s and drugs weren’t uncommon. They’ve just about committed any crime possible to this day. I tried to remember his son’s name.

 

The boss came out with the words stealth.

“Stealth is the key to this mission,” he said.

 

He told us that we were to go after one of the Correli’s. Tony Correli. Yes, that was his name; he was a man that considered himself superior to everyone else.

Then the boss interjected into my thought process by saying, “We have retrieved so much evidence on all of Correli’s crimes. Problem is he is untouchable. A made-man. He has paid off so many cops and he owns his own security system. That’s where you two come in.”

 

As he said that he pointed to the man next to me, and myself. “I need you two to infiltrate his base and capture the target.” He said, “Your silenced 9mm have been prepped for bullets and trances. ONLY KILL IF NECESSARY!” The boss glared at the man next to me and I notice him laugh under his breath.

Suddenly a map flew down and the boss pointed at Los Santos’ tallest building. He said that’s where his base is. “You will be dropping in, in about 2 hours. I suggest you devise a plan and practice stealth maneuvers.” After that the boss left.

 

I turned to my partner and told him that I was 009 of the SASN. He shook my hand and told me he was Martini of the SASN. He told me he had been on a assault mission on Liberty before. I thought hard on the subject. Yes now I remember I rode in a patriot convoy with him. I suggested heading to the Equipment Room. We both agreed and started heading down there.

 

[Officer Pulaski]

$15 for your Brief fool

[Sickness]

LOL Davey,

Another great story, with even more detail.

 

We will need to give you some help with rebuilding that. In the mean time, I'm offering you quarters at my home.

 

$25 for that story. And keep the story in past-tense.

Oh whoa whoa whoa there,where do I stay?!

[Oddsock]

We'll both just have to take care of him for the time being.

 

He's staying in the trailer outside. We're both inside.

 

$35 for your story Pulaski. Funny and well written. Surprisingly enough, I knew where you were going the whole time. Usually the vast and unpredictable world of San Andreas leaves us confused as to people's whereabouts.

[Martini Racing]

Stupid Writer's Block! AAARRRRRGGGHH!

[DAVEY007]

Wow, cool house... I am buying an AK-47, if I dont have enough money give me negative funds for now. So now I have, 2-Colt Pythons, a camera and a AK-47!

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AMBUSH

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I woke up early one morning to hear gunshots. I went under my bed (a kitchen table in an moble home...) and grabbed and AK-47, and holstered my 2 Pythons. I went outside.

 

It was a windy sunday moring, and the dust on the old air-feild was kicking up. I could barley see five feet in front of me. I made my way to the shack that was Oddsocks home.

 

I knocked on the door, and Oddsock and Sicness came running. They were dressed in Pajama's, but what I thought was funny was that Sickness was wearing bunny slippers, nut with an odd contrast carrying an M60-Machine Gun.

 

"Get in here!" Oddsock yelled!

I jumped in the building as a narroly missed some shrapnel from a grenade.

"You need a gun?" Sickness asked... Witch I was surprised becuase usaually he is so mean.

"Naw man look at me dude!"

"Dang man thats notin', you need to get yoursellf out of the hood more, get some real weopns..."

"Whatever man, so whats the problem here?"

"Seems a couple of guys on M-60's and a couple of grenade launchers..." Oddsock said serisoly(SP).

"Should we take em out?" I asked,

"Heck yeah,"

 

We ran out of the house guns blazing. I took up cover behing Oddsock's Rancher, when the bullets started to hit the truck, I backed off. A couple of minuetes later the truck caught on fire, and blew up...glad I moved.

 

It was me to hit somebody first, I blasted one with my AK-47, and then pulled out one of my Colts and balsted another. Oddsock, hit somebody with his fists, and took his gun... I was glad he hit a M-60 dude, we were going to need that firepower later. Sickness hadnt hit anybody, he was a horrible shot.

 

When they were all dead we gathered in my "temperary" house. I had called an construction comp. when my house burt down. They had left a message that my house was all fixed.

 

"Alright Oddsock, thanks for everything."

"Its no problem, you can come back anytime."

"Wait what about me?" Said Sickness,

"Thanks for you too, you real..."

 

A huge Hunter Helicopter flew overhead. It fired it's main missles and took out sickness. Me an Oddsock made an run for it.

 

We ducked behind my camper, and we both opened fire. I was thinkin it was very strange seeing an hood guy, shooting an M-60, and an Military guys shooting a AK-47.

 

We must have fired hundreds of shots into the helicopter. We almost got hit a few times with the minigun. But, after hours and hours of shooting, we hit the driver of the plane. The plane smashed into the ground in a huge explosion.

 

"You oughta go DAVEY." Said Oddsock,

"Yeah I gusse your right."

"Well, I am going to have a mission for you soon, so when you get settled in your home again, I'll be calling..."

"Aight man..."

 

I then jumped into my Savaanh, and drove peacfully back to my house. It was a horrible day to be in the desert.

 

When I got to my house, I had seen that it was upgraded with some armorments...

 

I looked at the walls to see Drone guns atached to the walls. One last construction guy was paking up. I called to him but, all he did was wink at me. It was the familar face of Officer Pauluski. He then drove of.

 

I went inside, vommited, crapped myself, and finnally went to bed.

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Wow, that was cool, I only wrote the last part beacuse you cant buy improvments to your house, OP should add that to stuff that you can buy...~DAVEY007

[Mxyzptlk]

I went inside, vommited, crapped myself, and finnally went to bed.

Dude you crack me up.

 

R.I.P. Sickness.

[Sickness]

lol Im a horrible shot and Im mean...lol oky doky.Good story though.

[DAVEY007]

I went inside, vommited,  crapped myself, and finnally went to bed.

Dude you crack me up.

 

R.I.P. Sickness.

I like to be funny, am I acually funny? Anyway, I LOVE to be in other people's stories, its fun to read about yourself and what theyd think you would do... and to the other thing you said mxy.... D.R.I.P. (dont rest in peace)~DAVEY007

[Sickness]

Yes you are very funny.Im serious.

[DAVEY007]

 

Its makes me feel good when I make people laugh. Lke this one time I was at the flea market, and me an my father were digging through the trash can, and some kid was laughing at us when I took out a toy, and broke it. Not jokin! ~DAVEY007

 

[Sickness]

Here we go.

 

I pulled up to the airfield on my pcj,around dawn.I had just gotten back from the grocery store,needing to get sprunk and some chicken.It was almost night time and it started to rain.I glanced out to the highway,and noticed a line of black mesas with 50. machine guns mounted on the top.I dropped the groceries,and ran into the house.

 

Oddsock said,

"Umm...whats going on?"

"Were under attack!"I said.

 

We flipped the coffee table over to provide us cover.The only weapons we had were the colt 45s we carried everywhere.Oddsock and I heard a noise by the back door way.The door flew open,and DAVEY007 walked in.

 

DAVEY007 said,

"Hey saw'um from the trailer,have any idea who they are or what they want?"

"Umm......I kinda got in a bar fight with a couple of guys."Oddsock said.

 

A man walked in with a sawnoff shotgun.Oddsock shot him in the chest two times.The hot gun cases landed in my shirt burning my chest.I yelled at oddsock and grabbed one of the shells and put it down his pants.Oddsock was dancing around trying to get the shell out.Another man ran in with an MP5.I grabbed a frying pan and swung at his face,breaking his nose.Oddsock laughed.

 

We ran out of the back door and around the house.Oddsock decided to grow a garden(lol)out front.Oddsock and DAVEY007 made it to the trailer for cover from the 50.s,but I had tripped over the bright red hose Oddsock layed out front.How did I not see it?!The 50.s opened fire at position.Oddsock ran over to me while DAVEY007 provided cover fire.

 

Oddsock asked me,

"Are you hit?"

"No!" I said.

"Get up then!"Oddsock said

" I cant!"I said

"I hit my knee on a rock,and it hurts!"I said.(lol)

 

Oddsock laughed and drug me back over to DAVEY007.Oddsock told DAVEY007 to hold here while he ran around to get a bfinjection.DAVEY007 said,

 

"Keep your head down!"And fired at the 50.

 

It had seemed every bullet hit.I yelled,

 

"Whooo hoooo!"Then grabbed my knee and called for my momy.

 

Oddsock pulled up behind the trailer and,helped me in.DAVEY007 hopped in providing fire while driving a way.

We would have to stay at a hotel for a couple days.

 

TO BE CONTINUED

 

Not as funny as DAVEY007's but still funny.