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Officer Pulaski

The SASN is back

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Martini Racing

 

Martini that was fun! Good humor in that one, but how does a grenade get stuck? Funny one, poor washed up Tommy....

 

The grime on the ned's hand is what got it stuck! tounge.gif

 

@Oddsock: CATS! YAY! biggrin.gif

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Oddsock

What's a ned?

 

Here is Eggy. He is really shy.

 

user posted image

 

Here's Hailey, Bayley's sister. This isn't too good of a shot, since I couldn't get her full body scheme. Her eyes are the same color though.

 

user posted image

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Andyzoot

chav, townie.

 

 

I think that's right. The term "ned" is mainly used in Northern Britain I think.

 

 

Here I am still in SASN, I still check this topic because it's great. I see great stories coming from all you Agents

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Officer Pulaski

monocle.gif are you back Panda?

and by th way im back biggrin.gif

but Oddsock will keep grading stories for a bit monocle.gif

EDIT: seriously wats with the cats?

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CarlJohnson24

Oddsock my English is good and whats wrong with it?i've put all neccesary punctuation and my story was longer this time and i hoped in the vehcile by the way not Martini and i will work on more dialouge.

 

My next story invloves many good things.

 

With the item list i want to buy a Chainsaw.

Edited by CarlJohnson24

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Officer Pulaski

monocle.gif well I havent read it yet,

but judging by the length the most you can get for that is $30 monocle.gif

EDIT: i just read it

i would have given you the same

it was short, lacked some detail

and please use commas, its not your english

its just those run-on sentences

Edited by Officer Pulaski

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Andyzoot
monocle.gif are you back Panda?

and by th way im back biggrin.gif

but Oddsock will keep grading stories for a bit monocle.gif

EDIT: seriously wats with the cats?

No I'm not back but I love reading the stories on this topic and apart from San Andreas Theatre it's my favourite topic.

 

 

 

But then there is the "hot chick topic"......... that speaks for itself

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Oddsock

Quotes:

 

 

but Oddsock will keep grading stories for a bit

EDIT: seriously wats with the cats?

 

Thanks. And, they are my new cats. I want to show them off.

 

Cats > You.

 

 

but judging by the length the most you can get for that is $30

 

Well, I graded him, so I don't know if the monetary value of the story can now change. Awful shame if it would lower. Please PM me if you have specific guidelines for grading.

 

CarlJohnson24, about your English:

 

 

so Martini started the Greenwood and hoped in afterwards

 

So Martini started the Greenwood when he was outside the car, and he hopped in later?

 

 

we have to take out

 

This is a good part of a sentence, but where it was put, it was incorrect. It should be "We had to take out."

 

 

i took my shoot

 

I suppose you accidently typed two "o"'s, but that's okay.

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Officer Pulaski

monocle.gif my new story

 

The Plan

 

All that was left was my final target, Mount Chiliad. As this was there Headquarters, I needed a plan and some backup. I drove down to SASN HQ, Avispa Country Club, I took the elevator to the top floor to M17's office. I walked inside and he was asleep in his chair with his feet on his desk. I slammed the door shut, he woke, rolled off his chair, got a silenced pistol from under and started shooting my feet from underneath his desk. I dived forward, onto his desk and he put his gun to my head. "Damn don't scare me like that" he said. "Don't scare you like that!" I said. "Hey you got what you had coming" he said. "So you get any work done?" I asked. "Yeah that reminds me, heres more paperwork you need to fill out" he said, and e-mailed me like 20 pages of work. "Anyway why are you here?" he said. "I need some back-up" I said. He called up the guys; Mxy, GTAfool, Martini, Real Gangster, Pandazoot, Oddsock, Sickness, CarlJohnson, Sweet, Alexrw, Bigsimbr and The Truth.

 

Once they had all gotten there I explained the plan. "All right we're headed for Mount Chiliad to take out 3 target; 1. at the summit, 2. a log cabin in the middle of the mountain and 3. a small cabin at the bottom of the mountain. First, we're going to take an Andromeda and "land" on the top of Mount Chiliad. This isn't going to be an easy landing, were going to have to jump out while the planes moving, quickly recover and start firing. We're going to have some air support, Martini will be flying a Rustler and CarlJohnson will be flying a Sea Sparrow. Once that's done we'll take a 1 minute break. Meanwhile, Oddsock and Sickness are going to be at the bottom of the hill taking out the small cabin. Once you 2 do that, stand guard where the paths meet, make sure no back-up comes, or nobody escapes. The rest of us will move down the mountain to the log cabin, now there are lots of trees there so are air support will have to land and come with us. Once we're there we'll make a full assault on the cabin. After all that we head down the mountain and spend the night in the Angel Pine Hotel, got it?" I said. Everyone stands around quietly. "All right let's move out" I said. Sickness and Oddsock got into their BF Injection and drove off down the highway, while the rest of us got into black Sentinels and drove to the airport.

 

EDIT: I forgot 2 people (i cant believe I remembered that many agents)

Ive added BigSimbr and Alexrw monocle.gif

Edited by Officer Pulaski

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sean "sweet" johnson

"Is he alive?"

"Yes he will be fine in a couple hours but he needs to be undisturbed." I woke up in a hospital within the SASN base. Immediately I felt pains in my arm and chest. So I got up when somebody pushed me down, back onto the bed.

 

"You need rest before you go out again."

"So what happened to the guy with the alien technology? What happened to the other agent? Were you able to pinpoint the guys next objective?"

"Whoa, one question at a time. The officer got away. The agent hid on top of the dam and saw them throw you over, so he dove in to rescue you. Yes he already got Pulaski and now is going for Tenpenny in the graveyard in vinewood."

"Well are we going to guard it or what?"

"Yes they are loading inside a Andromeda right now but you can't go."

 

"Fine." He walked out of the room leaving me to rest. He should have known i would try to get on the Andromeda. Must be a new doctor. So I saw my silenced 9mm and baseball bat then found a unused parachute I could use. I rushed to the venturas airport with my BF injection and made it up the ramp while it was rising.

 

"See i told you he would get on. you owe me your magazine." So i got out of my injection and was finally introduced to my fellow agents. Before they told me their names, however the pilot says "We are nearing the graveyard, everybody got their parachutes? We all nodded silently.

 

"Remember to fly back to dirtring and drop off my injection, pilot."

"Sure thing, but could you sign me up for kickstart and dirt track? Because I want to impress my Girlfriend and prove that I am not a weakling, and I want a injection to cruise around, those things are cool."

"Sure thing."

 

Then the ramp started to lower and we all dropped out of the plane. The plan was for agent 43 and 006 to drop on rooftops to snipe off their heads while 005, BSM, Carl Johnson and no.2 were to hold off the officers and the rest would parachute silently behind them and shoot them or knife them stealthily. We got down there and started to kill the officers when nearly 20 cars came up and got out to start shooting us. They probably were gang members because they all had purple clothing on. We were heavily outnumbered so we retreated.

 

By luck we found a bus so we jacked it and i started driving while the others started shooting the cars that were trailing us. "Aim for the whites of their tires!" I screamed while i was zigging and zagging. They nearly shot out all of the cars when more started following us and some bikes started trailing us. This bus couldn't take much more, so I started to slow down while the others went out and found motorcycles we could ride in. We all doubled up on bikes and started to try and lose them and go back to our hideouts.

 

I was driving while 005 shot the drivers with his desert eagle. I was not aware that we were nearly on the garver bridge but saw it and had a plan. Instead of driving on the bridge itself I would drive on the supports. So i swerved on to the supports, but then i saw a police chopper coming up the other side of the railing and was going up the same speed i was. 005 knew what to do. He started shooting the chopper with his gun and it started to lose altitude. I purposely drove it off the supports and into the river.

 

"What the heck was that for? We lost them before you drove off the bridge."

"No we didn't look. There are a couple majestic's driving up and down the bridge."

"Oh I didn't notice them. So let's get back to my hideout and rest."

 

We swam to the airport, climbed up the ladder and rested.

 

TO BE CONTINUED....

 

is it good or not? you be the judge! ( you said it was good or you die.gif )

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monocle.gif try to concentrate on what you do more than anyone else

im sorry but more detail is required I mean its not the reader using there imagination tounge.gif

ex. you said we were heavily outnumbered so we retreated

whereas it should have been

They were swarming us now everyone was falling back and we were getting sprayed with fire. We ran back for a while down the street until we came across a bus.

 

and 1 other thing

 

The plan was for agent 43 and 006 to drop on rooftops to snipe off their heads while 005, BSM, Carl Johnson and no.2 were to hold off the officers and the rest would parachute silently behind them and shoot them or knife them stealthily.

where are you in this plan? smile.gif

$30 monocle.gif

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sean "sweet" johnson

i am the rest because i dont have a rapid or powerful weapon. and the rest of my stories will be focused on me because everyone one else will get injured in some way or another

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Oddsock

Hey, Pulaski, Sickness and I are both pilots.

 

Why should we not be the ones flying the Sea Sparrow and Rustler?

 

I'll take the Rustler, if you mind changing.

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Officer Pulaski

monocle.gif because part of my story is gonna be about you 2 storming the cabin

and i need some less skilled pilots for my story (no offence Carl Johnson)

and that were partners (i guess) monocle.gif

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monocle.gif because part of my story is gonna be about you 2 storming the cabin

and i need some less skilled pilots for my story (no offence Carl Johnson)

and that were partners (i guess) monocle.gif

I can be less-skilled pilot remember I crashed a plane above a train tunnel.

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Oddsock

Oh...I see.

 

Well, okay then Officer.

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Officer Pulaski

monocle.gif all right my finale mission to all this weed field crap

 

Operation Bigfoot

 

We made to the airport and started getting on the plane. Carl Johnson was already flying toward the target in his Sea Sparrow and Martini was ready to take off in the Rustler. I got onto the plane, I prepared while in there. I holstered my Python on my right side of my weist and my Desert Eagle on my left. I holstered my Silenced 9mm on the left side of my left shin, and my Knife on the right side of my right shin. I slung my M4 in front of me and slung my Chromed Shotgun on my back.

 

After that, and Martini nearly crashing into the Andromeda while taking off, we were finally on our way. We got to Mount Chiliad, we were going slowly. I saw a lot of tents, Campers and Journeys on the ground. There was Canopy above the whole place, probably so no one in the air would see the weed fields. There were guys all over the place down there, about 70 I thought. We were heading toward the mountain from the East, Pandazoot was flying the plane. He started shouting back at us, "All right hang on to something, don't put on your seatbealts, cuz theres no time to get 'em off." We smashed into the top off the mountain right when he finished. The plane was grinding against the ground and was ripping down the canopy, the tents, the cars, people, everthing! All the agents were jumping off, I was the last to jump out, and just as I did, I noticed Pandazoot was still in the cockpit and was knocked out from the crash. I rolled to the ground and watched the plane float down the mountain and then out to sea, Pandazoot, alone on a wounded aircraft.

 

-----------------------------------

 

Oddsock and Sickness made it to the foot of the hill. They hoped out of the BF injection and went over to the cabin. Sickness went and knocked on the door with a map. The door opened and a guy came out and said, "what do you want?" "Hi" said Sickness, " I'm looking for..." Meanwhile, Oddsock was sneaking around back with his Colt .45's. He looked through the window and saw about 5 guys in there plus the guy Sickness was talking to. The other 4 guys we're justing sitting on 2 couches across from eachother, wathing the T.V. to his right. All of them had AK47's by there side. Oddsock took out his Colt .45's and shot at the guys that were right under him, the other 2 scrabbled for there guns, and the guy Sickness was talking to, turned around to look. Sickness took the SMG out of his coat and shot him in the back, rolled in and shot 1 of the guys on the couch, while Oddsock shot the other. They took their BF Injection to where the paths meet, to cover in case any backup came. They waited about 5 minutes, and a van came rushing toward them from where the small parking lot is. They shot for the wheels and the van and it skidded off the slope and got wedged between the slop and the trees. Theyrushed over to where the van was, two unconscious guys were beside the van and 4 other guys were running across the street to Angel Pine. Sickness picked off the other 4, 1 by 1. Oddsock killed the unconscious guys and checked the van, there was nobody left. They returned to their position. After about another 10 minutes they saw 2 guys running as fast as they could down the left path. They were easy targets. A minute later, somebody came down the right path. Oddsock was bored by now, and was sitting up against the BF Injection and just blindly shot 3 shots at the guy. 1 hit him in the chest and died. A few minutes later they saw most of the SASN agents coming down the hill. I walked over to Oddsock, "Mission accomplished" I said. and we all went down to the Angel Pine Hotel.

 

To be Continued...

 

That is the first of 2 parts of this mission monocle.gif

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sean "sweet" johnson

nice one pulaski ill give you 40$ for that one k but i wasn't mentioned cryani.gifcryani.gifcryani.gif

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Officer Pulaski

monocle.gif I need someone to grade my brief on the previous page

oddsock? monocle.gif

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Mxyzptlk

Since Sickness and Oddsock have their own planes, and the rest of you are self-proclaimed crappy pilots; none of you bustas better touch my Easter Basin aircraft!

I still haven't read the last stories, been busy/lazy. I have a missions script ready, but haven't recorded anything. I'll just ride along with you guys shooting corrupt cops and rifa for awhile.

 

Officer Pulaski I liked your brief a lot, how is $25? Operation Bigfoot was alright, started out great but fizzled at the end I think. I want to see what happened to Pandazoot and the Andromada. Should I pay you $25 for that as well?

 

Sweet, your stories are good! Keep it up.

Edited by Mxyzptlk

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Sickness

ahhh its good to be back been banned for a week.hello everyone I want to let you all know that if i get banned again that Ill missed you guys and Ill miss these forums.

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Oddsock

Well then stop getting banned.

 

I plan to finish my story tonight, people!

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Sickness

Yes sir! Captain Oddsock. Your the boss.

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Officer Pulaski

monocle.gif all right time to end this story

 

Operation Bigfoot Part 2

 

I got up it was about 6'o'clock and sun was going down. There was chaos and firing everywhere, the agents were all scattered and the enemy was in dissarray and were scrabbling for guns. I was near the wooden balcony. At the bottom of the hill by the clearing, I saw a large tent between and also attached to a Camper and a Journey. This looked like there small headquarters up here. I went down the slope to my right so no one could see me and made my way to the other side of the mountain. On my way there, I saw the Rustler coming toward the mountain. It was shooting even from that distance and was coming toward me. I jumped out of the way of the fire, and the plane skidded on the mountain, hitting and runnig over some of the enemy and nearly hitting some SASN agents.

 

I made it to the large tent. I could hear shouting from inside so I took out my M4 and shot wildly at the tent. I heard screams and shots, I stopped firing when the clip ran out. I took out my Desert Eagle and Python. I opened the flap of the tent looking left towards the Journey, there was one man on the stairs of the Journey and another outside behind it, they both had AK47's. I shot the guy in the doorway in the chest then the head with my Desert Eagle, and shot the guy beside the doorway in the head with my Python. Shots were fired from the Camper on the opposite side, it sounded like AK's. I jumped backward, in front of the camper. I slung the M4 on my back and took my Chromed Shotgun. The windows of the Camper were blacked out. I shout 1 round at where the side door should be, the glass shattered, revealing 2 people sitting at the doorway, 1 I had just shot and another in the drivers seat, right in front of me. The guy in the driver's seat turned around to face me and I shot him in the face at point blank. The other guy that was at the doorway faced me and started shooting at me. I ducked and went over to the entrance of the tent, opened the flap, facing the Camper and shot the guy twice that had just shot at me. Then all of a sudden the Rustler came back, flying really low and the tent got caught on the wing. It skidded against the ground and stopped near the edge of the slope. I know saw that the Journey's door had been shut and all the windows were borded up. I took out my Python and Deagle and went over and kicked down the door in the middle of the Journey. There was a guy waiting with a shotgun at the top of the stairs, I shot him twice with the Deagle and once with the Python. I went to the driver's door, locked. I shot where the lock is twice with my Python, and opened the door with my "Python hand" and stayed away from view of the door. I ran around the other end and shot the lock open with my Python once. I opened that door and ran around again and looked in the other side. There was a guy in the passenger's seat with a Desert Eagle, it was my original target I had to get. He was nervous and was looking back and forth from door to door, he saw me and shot. The shot wizzed passed my ear, I shot him in his armed arm with my Deagle, then shot him once in the head with my Python. I holstered my pistols, and took my shotgun again. I went inside the driver's door and whipped around the corner. There were 3 guys in there, 1 right behind the little corner wall where the driver's seat is, 1 behind the kitchen counter facing me, and 1 using a small seat beside the middle door for cover. I shot the guy behind the counter, then tried for the guy behind the seat, but he ducked. I went back for cover, and shot the wall behind the driver's seat. The pellets went through and hot the guy in the head. I got out of the Journey and went back in through the middle door, I took my Silenced 9mm and shot over the back of the small seat, he died. When I got out, everything had gotten quieter, most of the enemy was dead, there were only 2 mean left hidding in a Camper. Mxy threw a grenade under it and it exploded. I spotted a guy running toward the path and shot him with my Silenced 9mm. There were no SASN casualties, due to the great tactics and very suprising attack. There was 1 man injured, Sweet had been shot in the arm. He got into the Sea Sparrow with Carl Johnson and they went back to HQ. I went up to the starting of the path. "All right we have exactly 1 minute to break, then we move out towards the cabin. I used this time to reload my 5 guns. We all grouped up and started down the hill.

 

To Be Continued...

 

all right i guess theres a part three tounge.gif ( i wasnt planing on it being this long) monocle.gif

Edited by Officer Pulaski

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CarlJohnson24

Thanx for adding me

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Officer Pulaski

monocle.gif currently active agents:

ME

Sweet

Carl Johnson

Bigsimbr

Martini

Oddsock

 

guys who have posted in the last week, the last 3 arent really that active

We need more stories guys!!! monocle.gif

Edited by Officer Pulaski

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Mxyzptlk

I read and grade stories everyday... like a spy desk job, ha! I've been moving to a new pad and can record a story this weekend hopefully.

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GTAFool12

I don't know where I'm gonna go from my story. Maybe Liberty? I've been getting hooked on the BUYG thread.

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Oddsock
There was a guy waiting with a shotgun at the top of the stairs, I shot him twice with the Deagle and once with the Python. I went to the driver's door, locked. I shot where the lock is twice with my Python, and opened the door with my "Python hand". There was a guy in the passenger's seat with a Desert Eagle, it was my original target I had to get. I shot him in his armed arm with my Deagle, then shot him twice with my Python.

No way in hell. Both times you would have been killed.

 

What did they just do? Stand there?

 

 

 

 

Anyway, I will probably need the weekend to finish my story...I'm so busy.

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There was a guy waiting with a shotgun at the top of the stairs, I shot him twice with the Deagle and once with the Python. I went to the driver's door, locked. I shot where the lock is twice with my Python, and opened the door with my "Python hand". There was a guy in the passenger's seat with a Desert Eagle, it was my original target I had to get. I shot him in his armed arm with my Deagle, then shot him twice with my Python.

No way in hell. Both times you would have been killed.

 

What did they just do? Stand there?

 

 

 

 

Anyway, I will probably need the weekend to finish my story...I'm so busy.

monocle.gif i kicked down the door and shot right away

there was no warning for the guy, it was sudden

the second guy, I opened the door and shot right away, i have good reaction time monocle.gif

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