Chunky Lee Chong Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 RSHaul Status: Now Hiring. Apply Inside. Info: RSHaul, the major trucking company in the San Andreas State, is now hiring. Bring your own rig, and we'll cut a deal. We offer up to 20% share on delivery profits. Apply now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timmy2004 Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 Some junkie who is believed to be working for Well Stacked Pizza threw a molotov cocktail breaking the glass and burning some tables and a customer. That would be me. My bisinus is gunna kick your bisiness's ass! And no, I don't know how to spell bisiness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobular Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 TRANSFENDER DAY 1 ---------------------------------- Car Enthusiast Newsletter 17th November 2004 This is a special edition newsletter to inform all previous customers of Transfender And hopefully some new ones too, that we will be open for business as of the 22nd of November 2004, most car makes And models are accepted. We however recommend Loco Lows for anyone wishing to have a low rider modified, and Wheel Arch Angels for Any customer requiring a Street Racer modified, as we pride ourselves on Modding cars for the average Joe at the Best prices in town. ADVERTISEMENT TRANSFENDER SPECIAL OFFERS Half price modding on all Blista Compacts Nitro’s free when you spend 3k or more Now accept most types of credit card Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pump-action-pimp Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 (edited) hi there can i please own los santos airport i have some great offers for the public like cheaper fares and possibly airport extension i would be very happy to own this business many thanks i respect nate baker for this great topic Edited November 17, 2004 by pump-action-pimp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scrffyjosh Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 Nate, could i have Bings bongs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imheretostay Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 Binco clothe shop Cash earned today: 6.000 CAash lost today: 25.000 Today was pretty hefty at Binco's. A rapper named OG Loc and his homie Big Smoke, came in and bought clothes for 6k. But then the Ballas attacked Grove St. and there was a gang war, where the windows were smashed and clothes for 25k at least, was burnt by a thrown molotov. The Ballas won the war, and they now own Grove St. We will not open tomorrow do to the damages made to the shop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudde the Man Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 Below the belt gym Day 1 Below the belt gym has now officially opened!!!! Come to our gym to learn moves sure to make your enemies walk like sticks for weeks! Talking of sticks, make sure you visit the Cobra Martial Arts Dojo everytime you're in San Fierro. Because we've got a surprise for you! For every you kill at their place you get one free fighting lesson at the Below the belt gym!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wildhalcyon Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 Nate, great thread you have going. I've been toiling for the past two hours touring San Andreas, hunting for the perfect business. I've pondered numerous businesses as potential starting points for an interesting tale of adventure. Those that got left by the wayside... while still great properties, lacked the humorous undertones that I was searching for (although one I had pondered for a good 30 minutes was the news station on top of missionary hill - CJ was going to use the vibrator as a mic). I've decided though, a building that no one has claimed (and THAT surprises me...), one that serves no purpose other than a very small step towards 100% game completion. ZOMBOTECH If that's alright with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rufus Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 (edited) 08/11/92 - 14/11/04 Aircraft TheftThis week there has been numerous reports of aircraft at the San Fierro airport being stolen. This comes after news that Carl "CJ" Johnson recently moved to San Fierro, dealing with the infamous triad, Wu Zi Mu. Due to this, security has been re-enforced to stop this theft. Reduced TicketsMore citizens are taking to the roads nowadays than ever before, this is good for you however bad for travel companies. Tickets to Los Santos and Las Venturas have been slashed, and flights to Liberty City are now available. EroticaportAfter a plane crash at the San Fierro Airport this week, erotic toys were sent flying all over the terminal roof and runway. Fortunately, most of the disgusting toys were cleaned up, however remnents of them can be found scattered around the airport terminal, as a casino worker informed us. Edited November 17, 2004 by Rufus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadealorian Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 I reqest Cog’s Jewerly, please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RunningMan Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 THE CAMEL'S TOE CASINO We had some problems today when Triads from the Four Dragons Casino stole some money from our private vaults. We couldn't fight back because we haven't hired any decent protection. We know of a southern gangbanger named Jay Morrison who used to run a gang in Liberty City. We will ask him soon if he can get us any protection so we won't be robbed again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetsOvernight Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 I'll take the Brown Streak Railroad please. I remembering owning Leafy Links in Vice City, haha... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hilary_King=#1 Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 Can I have the Pink Flamingo? I know it's not on the list, just a special request. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan_1983 Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 (edited) REECE'S BARBER SHOP. Sick of you old hair style or just want your current hairstyle colored,Or do you just want the latest on local gossip???Then come down to Reece's Barber shop,Reece has been a professional hairstylist for years,He will be sure to fix you up with a new haristyle within minutes at the lowest possible prices. WEEKLY NEWS,WEEK 1 Offer's This week at the barber we are starting a special offer that is sure to get more customers,This week and the next and for 2 weeks only we are offering 25% of all hairstyles. So if you want a new hairstyle or want to impress a certain ladyfriend,Then come down to Reece's Barber Shop and get your hair done then come and get it done for 25% of the normal price. HURRY this OFFER lasts FOR 2 weeks ONLY. News. 2 Armed Robbers leave Empty handed and Dead. Yesterday afternoon 2 armed robbers came into the barber shop and demanded Reece handed over the money from the till. The men were both African American and in their early 20's,About 6 foot tall and medium built and were wearing colors of a local gang called the Ballas. Little did they know that the man who was getting his haircut at the time was a regular customer of Reece's who goes by the street name of CJ. CJ is a member of the rival gangs to the Ballas called OGF(Orange Grove Familes). While the men were trying to demand money from Reece,CJ who thankfully wasnt wearing any green clothes snuck into the back of the barber shop and called some of his fellow gangs members to come around and help. About 3 minutes later 4 OGF members came into the shop and open fired on the 2 armed robbers who died instantly,The members then picked the bodies up and loaded them into the van and then dissapeared. Reece said he has had problems with the Ballas in the past but thanks to CJ and OGF hopefully this wont happen again. Edited November 17, 2004 by daniel_law Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pengy Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 Wheel Arch Angels Earnings: $15,000 Cost of Parts: $5,000 Total: $10,000 profit Today, another Jester. *sigh* I hate those things. Anwyay, Alien X like usual, and a good paint job. Gets a little boring, I wish we could have a bigger selection of rims etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grove St PIMP Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 (edited) THE PIG PEN Profits:$40-2 $20 dollar throws to dancer in front News:Everything has been repaired and we got a new (and better) dancer. Business has been slow though. But the Vagos still have to pay. So the GSF came over to the pig pen. CJ was there along with about 20 GSF members. I was strapped with a Tec9 and the gang members were strapped with Tec9's and AK-47's. We charged right into the Vagos territory next to the pig pen. They were totally suprised from the attack. We took over a lot of the territory to th right of my club. Then the Vagos brought reinforcements equipped with everything from a Mac10 to pistols to M4's. We had to be careful at that point. We hid behind anything we could find, cars, houses, etc. Luckily since ME and CJ were such good gun handlers, we whipped them all out. About 10 of the GSF members were killed but it was worth it. That'll teach the Vagos to mess with the GSF. Edited November 18, 2004 by Grove St PIMP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timmy2004 Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 (edited) Hey, Grove St PIMP. Your news has been pretty good. I Like what you post! EDIT: OMG! This is my 600th post! Edited November 18, 2004 by timmy2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grove St PIMP Posted November 18, 2004 Share Posted November 18, 2004 thnx timmy2004. yours havent been bad either *looks around* psstt...well stacked pizza is gonna kick cluckin bell and burger shot's ass. lol Congrats on your 600th post too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maccer Posted November 18, 2004 Share Posted November 18, 2004 Cobra Martial Arts Day 1 Profits: $0 Losses: $101,500 The owner of the Cobra Martial Arts, went by the name of Snakehead, was killed a week ago, on his ship, smuggling heroin into San Fierro, word on the streets is a cat named Carl wiped out him and his gang...the Da Nang Gang. The old man had no family so the business went up for auction. I bought it for about $100,000, got some friends and business associates to redesign the place. I totally didn't like the martial arts theme, instead we decided to hire some professional interior design people, costing about 15 hundred bucks. I'm talking to my associate Frank Tenpenny about getting some muscle(bodyguards) to protect the place. We're also gonna have to find some movers. I'm wondering who the new owner of the RS Haul is, whoever it is i need to speak with him on a discount for some trucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timmy2004 Posted November 18, 2004 Share Posted November 18, 2004 (edited) @Grove St PIMP: Thanks! Your bisnuss has just made a powerful ally, I will put up a small ad to advertise your club every time that I post an update. Lol, with the Martial Arts! Made $0 and lost $101,500. Edited November 18, 2004 by timmy2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Baker1 Posted November 18, 2004 Author Share Posted November 18, 2004 All people who requested a place then they have it now. Also if anyone sees any errors i nthe table when your browsing, please notify me Thanks Suns rule! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grove St PIMP Posted November 18, 2004 Share Posted November 18, 2004 @Grove St PIMP: Thanks! Your bisnuss has just made a powerful ally, I will put up a small ad to advertise your club every time that I post an update. Lol, with the Martial Arts! Made $0 and lost $101,500. np. just telling it like it is. ill put up an ad for well stacked pizza co. every time i post too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maccer Posted November 18, 2004 Share Posted November 18, 2004 Cobra Martial Arts Day 2 Profits: $150 Losses: $0 Still haven't heard from the movers yet. After a lot of rearrangement, Frank Tenpenny, his friends, and I went out for some food, we were at the Cluckin Bell when a Molotov Cocktail crashed through the window. Scared sh*tless Frank and his buds ran outside with their colt .45s raised looking for the culprits. I was surprised they actually did something i always thought cops ate donuts all day. I grabbed a fire extinguisher and put out the fire. The manager was grateful we helped and gave us $150. Cheap but, it IS a fast food place. I asked the manager about the guy who owned the chain of Cluckin Bells across Las Venturas and hey gave me his Phone number. Maybe I can associate with this company and boost the profit a bit, a little advertising wont hurt, will it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin2006rhs Posted November 18, 2004 Share Posted November 18, 2004 I would like to request the Steak-Out Stakehouse I hope no one claimed it ...tell me if someone already claimed it and i just may have missed it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maccer Posted November 18, 2004 Share Posted November 18, 2004 do u have to post daily for updates or what? cuz im pretty bored Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wildhalcyon Posted November 18, 2004 Share Posted November 18, 2004 This is my first update. They'll get more interesting once I get some method of uploading my pictures to the PC. For now, I hope that this suffice. Zombotech Investors Group Meeting November 17, 2004 Section A Room 2399 B (Conference Room 4) Minutes Transcribed by Sarah Robins Parties Present: President ............................. Anton Fuchs (Living) Secretary to Mr. Fuchs ................ Sarah Robins (Deceased) Vice President of Marketing ........... Isaac Phillip Freely (Living) Vice President of Environmental Regulations and Political Buyout ...... Candice Sativa (Deceased) Vice President of Human Resources ..... John Carmichael(Living) Vice President of Zombie Resources .... William Gorry (Deceased) Investor A ............................ [Name Withheld] (Living) Investor B ............................ [Name Withheld] (Living) Investor C ............................ Allen Grimes (Living/Deceased *) *Mr. Grimes was pronounced dead by Chief Product Technician Mario Forelli during the 15 minute coffee break midway through the meeting. He rejoined his colleagues as deceased approximately 30 minutes before the close of the meeting. Items: President Fuchs opening remarks Isaac Freely announces upcoming models: (note: NFE = non-flesh-eating, FE = flesh-eating) NFE-8a - suitable for light housework and daycare NFE-6c.5 - suitable for teaching undergraduate courses FE-2 rev. 8 - model no longer reproduces uncontrollablly (15-minute break) Investor A [name withheld] inquires about costs on previous models Ms. Sativa announces that the Carcer City Incident has been contained William Gorry makes a motion for zombie worker rights Mr. Grimes returns, present welcome him in his new capacity as Senior Production Supervisor. Mr. Grimes eats mailboy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin2006rhs Posted November 18, 2004 Share Posted November 18, 2004 (edited) Rules •One property or asset per member •If you are given a property, please post updates of your business. If you do not update after a two week period then your property will be revoked. •If your property is revoked, you cannot own that property again. •Respect the topic manager (me). I will try and get you your business quick but I do have other activities in my life. •Please make decent updates and articles. Below is one that shouldnt be posted or even though of. Today business has been good, we will get more stuff in and soon I will expand all over the city, Peace. Well the rules say you must do it at a minimum of 1 every 2 weeks... ...My idea is if I get this I will have an update every 1-3 days Edited November 18, 2004 by kevin2006rhs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Baker1 Posted November 18, 2004 Author Share Posted November 18, 2004 do u have to post daily for updates or what? cuz im pretty bored Yuo can post however many tiems you want but just not 30 times a day then you run out of ideas quick. Suns rule! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AREA69 Posted November 18, 2004 Share Posted November 18, 2004 I haven't been here in a while but to natebaker howcome I didn't get camel's toe or the four dragons or one of the airports? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin2006rhs Posted November 18, 2004 Share Posted November 18, 2004 (edited) Steak-Out Steakhouse is now under new management... Current Ammount of $: -15,049 Current # of Diners: 15 Mad Cow Related Problems: None Side Jobs: Manhunts start at 11pm on Wednesdays and Saturdays At the Big Ear. If ya bag an Alien tou get A Lifetimes Suppuly of 16oz Porterhouse Steaks Edited November 18, 2004 by kevin2006rhs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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