Grand Theft Auto: Missions....

[water boy]

Man, the stories should be pinned after its finished, Awesome, spidey. You deserve a lot more credit than you think. Keep the stories going---- You have my support!!!

[water boy]

Spidey! You have to keep on writing! Seriously, if that was a book, I would go buy it right now! Write and finish it, spidey!

 

Sorry for the double post--- Had to bump this before it's history.

[liesofsilence]

Looks very good, reads good. Maybe make the episodes abit longer, and spell-check (Via MS Word) your text. Other than that, pwn.

[water boy]

Water boy says: I think spidey has been sleeping or got stepped on by a giant--

 

What happened to the stories? Did he get banned? I liked his(her?) stories a lot, I was waiting forever for it, but it's not coming out. Does anyone know what happened? I cant wait for the next episode.... Water boy runs away

[Spidey.]

I'll probobly do some more when i have time. I don't really come here as much as i used to, so it'll probobly be longer before i update.

[OCDee]

Nice one, very good, i dont give a sh*t about the grammar though, this thing adds some sence into the GTA Series

 

very good, even if you dont got time for it( or banned?), this was a nice story

[xxnofear617xx]

you have some amazing stories right there. I write for BUYG but my stuff doesn't even come close thats good TWO THUMBS UP

[ThaddeusMcKlown]

 

If you don't write more, i'll kill you.

-TMcK-

 

[OCDee]

i think you just killed him.

[Spidey.]

Grand Theft Auto: Missions...(Episode 9)

 

Missions in this episode: Pump-Action-Pimp & The Fuzz Ball

 

Bar - San Fierro

 

Fido continues sipping his Loger, as the Bartender wipes out glasses asking about Fido's latest contribution to his story.

 

Bartender: Wow. I don't think even car chases like that here in SF. LCPD must be some dumb bastards.

 

Fido smirks.

 

Fido: That's nothing. Wait till you hear some more of my stories. Anyway...

 

It was a long walk from St Marks to the Red Light District. And even longer walk from there to my Hideout near Hepburn. So i figured as long as im in the neighborhood. Might as well get some more work from Lugi. Just as i knock on the door he charges out it. Madder than i've ever seen him. Although i haven't seen him for that long..

 

Luigi: Some Diablo scumbag has been pimping his skuzzy bitches in my backyard! Go and take care of things for me...If you need a piece go around the back of AmmuNation opposite the subway.

 

Luigi goes back into the club slamming the door behind him.

 

Just what i need. Another walk.

 

Fido crosses the streets, and goes behind the Ammunation and picks up a 9mm pistol. Just lying on the street.

 

As i pick it up. It occured to me. Lugi didn't tell me where the hell to find this dude... How the hell am i supposed to off this guy if i can't even find him...

 

Fido hears something on the street. A Hooker talking to her Pimp with a Diablo standing with him.

 

Hooker: Hey Rico!

 

Rico: Bitch! Got my money?

 

Hooker: My name is Diamond...

 

Rico: Look at this face? Does it look like i give a f*ck? That's a stripper name anyways, you wanna pull the overtime bullsh*t you can go to Sex Club 7. Now where's my money?

 

Hooker: Here. Damn. Asshole...

 

Fido walks out to the street for a closer look, he peaks around the corner of the alley.

 

Rico: You $200 short boo.

 

Hooker: It was a slow night. No action out here..

 

Rico: What the f*ck you mean no action!? You are the f*cking action!

 

He grabs the hooker by her throat.

 

Rico: I'm gonna be back in a couple hours. You better have my money then bitch. Suck a couple dicks or somethin...

 

He taps his Diablo friend as they walk off back to their Diablo Stallion.

 

Rico: You hear this bitch? "No action out here" It's like they want me to slap the sh*t outta them or somethin..im too pretty for all that. Pimpin aint easy, i tell ya..

 

That must be them. Who the f*ck has ever heard of a Puerto Rican pimp either. Rico..what kind of pimp name is that?

 

Fido walks out of the alley as the Ho stares at him, still emotionally shaken from her encounter with Rico. He ignores her, and looks around for a car of his liking. Pickings are slim on this street, and Rico is getting away. He decides on a Idaho and gives chase.

 

He keeps a low profile, waiting for the perfect oppurtunity to strike..In the car however, Rico has no idea what fate is awaiting him.

 

Rico: You know? That Sex Club 7 sh*t doesn't seem like a bad hustle.

 

His Diablo friend silenty nods. Paying attention to the road.

 

Rico: Ho's trickin' Ho's strippin'...All at the same time.

 

His friend nods again.

 

Rico: Drinks going around. Guys in there just spurgin. And i could just chill in the back countin my money and slappin bitches at my discretion.

 

He laughs.

 

Rico: None of this cruisin around fo money and slappin bitches every 5 minutes. Gettin my shoes dirty. f*ckin up my perm...

 

He laughs again.

 

Rico: Laugh it up wit me man! Damn...you gotta chill the f*ck out sometimes. Smile or some sh*t. Crampin my style. But you know what else...

 

Rico's sentence is cut short as the front end of a Idaho slams right into their car. The Stallion swerves on the road as Fido hits the car again.

 

Rico: DO SOMETHIN MAN! AWWWW sh*t WE GONNA CRASH.

 

Fido bangs into their rear end again.

 

Rico: Aww lawd. I shoulda said more hail marys...slapped mo bitches...i aint standin fo this sh*t. Stop the damn car.

 

Rico reaches under his seat and takes out a shotgun.

 

Rico: I got somethin for this motherf*cker.

 

His friend does as told, as Rico gets out of the Car. Fido stops in the middle of the road and gets out of the car as well.

 

Guess these Diablo guys got more balls than i thought.

 

Rico: sh*t, had me scared. It's just some f*cking gringo.

 

He shoots at fido, Fido ducks and uses the Idaho for cover as the mirror from the car flies over his head. He shoots, but doesn't hit anything.

 

sh*t. A f*cking shotgun. And sitting here with a damn 9. One shot from that and im gone. No more Claude.

 

Another shot comes fidos way. Shooting the glass out of his front window.

 

Rico: Come out here motherf*cker! You got the balls to hit my f*cking car but now you wanna hide?! Come f*ck with the big boys!

 

He shoots again, scaping some of the metal clear off the fender. Fido shoots back, but just pops the tire on the Diablo Stallion.

 

Okay. You got two choices here. You can continue to hide by this sh*t bucket that's beind turned into a peice of imported swiss detriot cheese...or you can figure out someway to take these bastards out. Think Claude! Think!

 

Fido peeks his head out, and notices the gas tank is facing his way. He smirks. He takes another shot, which hits the Diablo in the chest. Dropping him too the ground.

 

Rico: Aww man! You shot my friend? My familia?! Im shoving this shotgun down your f*cking throat for that sh*t!

 

Just ask Rico pumps the shotgun, Fido peeks up once again, and aims for the gas tank. All that's heard afterwords is a resounding BOOM! Which lights the Idaho onfire as that Car also follows suit and explodes. Fido rolls out of the way and takes cover in an alley. He brushes off his jacket and walks off.

 

Man, i had better get some serious cash for that.

 

Fido steals a sentinel and drives over to Lugi's. He gets out, and walks over to the backdoor.

 

And once again...Just as im about to knock..

 

Luigi: I know i owe ya money. I'll pay you. But do this favor for me real quick, i'll pay you for this job too.

 

Fido nods.

 

Luigi: policeman's ball will be held by the old school hall near the Callahan bridge, and they'll be looking for some 'old school' action. Now I got girls all over town walking the streets...Get'em to the ball they'll make a bundle.

 

Fido nods and walks off to do the job. Lugi tells him one more thing as he walks off.

 

Luigi: Get as many of them as you can before the cops drink away their green.

 

Doesn't seem like too much trouble... Driving a couple ho's around. Hope they don't get the seats dirty though. But who cares? It's not even my car..

 

Fido gets in and drives around looking for some of Luigi's girls. He sees two talking on a corner.

 

Ho1: You smell that?

 

Ho2: Smell what?

 

Ho1: Dick girl...im about to make some cash.

 

Ho2: Heh. Sorry, just burped..

 

Fido's car pulls up to them and he honks the horn.

 

Ho1: Hey, isn't that Luigi's new errand boy?

 

Ho2: Yea..guess Luigi wants his money early tonight.

 

They both get in. And Fido drives off looking for more girls.

 

He stops in Chinatown, and honks the horn. Another gets in and he drives off to drop them off at the Ball.

 

Ugh, and suddenly the smell of pussy is stifling..

 

The casual pace Fido was driving at speeds up.

 

Cant. Breathe. Must get them out...

 

He rolls down all the windows as he stops in the parking lot where the police ball is held and lets the girls get out.

 

Ho: Guess Luigi wants us to work the ball...

 

I can't take much more of this sh*t. Im picking one more up, and that's it.

 

He drives around and ends up in St Marks. He picks up another girl and quickly drops her off at the Ball as heads back to Sex Club 7 to get his money.

 

They're gone and it still f*cking stinks in here. Great. I liked this car before the rank smell of vagina overpowered it...sigh..now im gonna have to steal another one. I swear i go through more cars than a stuntman.

 

He walks around to the back door, and one of Luigi's mafia guards is waiting for him with an Envelope.

 

Mafioso: Luigi said this was for you. He appreciates your help with his errands.

 

Fido takes the envelope, and walks off as he heads back out to the street and counts the money.

 

Not even 5 grand... f*ck this. Im never working for this Luigi guy again.

 

Fido is about to walk over to his car when some guy runs out of no where and steals.

 

Guy: Ha ha! Welcome to LC motherf*cker!

 

He drives off and turns at the corner.

 

Guy: sniff sniff. Aww damn...what the f*ck is that smell?

 

END EPISODE NINE

Edited November 24, 2005 by Spidey.

[rod wood]

whats wrong with pussy... you like ass? any ways continue.

[Davo the Assassin]

Awsome to see this story back up and running. I'll catch up reading it when I have a little time. But from previous parts, I don't think I'll be disapointed.

 

@rod wood: What the hell are you talking about? -Davo

[OCDee]

Bump

i really loves these stories Spidey. i hope you're still alive.

*Pokes Spidey with a stick*.

[StarJet905]

Yo man, where is SPIDEY? he MUST continue these great stories.

OR

Someone else could continue...