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[Trows]

Just got back from Behemoth (and a few local bands, the furor f*cking rocked so hard)

 

Took Behemoth wayy to long to actually get on stage and play, but f*ck it was worth it. They pretty much played perfectly.

[ToyMachine]

Just got back from Behemoth (and a few local bands, the furor f*cking rocked so hard)

 

Took Behemoth wayy to long to actually get on stage and play, but f*ck it was worth it. They pretty much played perfectly.

You're lucky, when I saw them something was wrong. The bass was the loudest and you couldn't hear a lot.

[Groovy]

I, have never heard Behemoth.

 

You should check out the videos in my sig.

 

 

VADER, KATAKLYSM, NUCLEAR ASSAULT, SPEED\KILL/HATE, GRAVEWORM and THE ABSENCE will be teaming up for the "Metal Crusaders" North American tour beginning in late May. Confirmed dates so far are as follows:

 

May 26 - Montreal, QC @ Le Medley

May 27 - Bedford, NH @ Marks Place

May 28 - Boston, MA @ The Middle East

May 29 - New York City, NY @ The Knitting Factory

May 31 - Vernon, NY @ Nothing Fancy Cafe

Jun. 01 - Cleveland, OH @ The Agora Ballroom

Jun. 02 - Chicago, IL @ Logan Square Auditorium

Jun. 10 - St-Petersburg, FL @ State Theater

Jun. 11 - Ft- Lauderdale, FL @ Culture Room

Jun. 12 - Tallahassee, FL @ Beta Bar

Jun. 14 - Houston, TX @ The Ballroom/Wharehouse live

Jun. 17 - Arlington, TX @ The Phoenix Music Complex

Jun. 18 - Fayetteville, AR @ The Dart Room

Jun. 20 - Denver, CO @ Lliff Park Saloon

Jun. 22 - Tempe, AZ @ Clubhouse

Jun. 24 - W. Hollywood,CA @ Knitting Factory

Jun. 28 - Portland, OR @ Rock'n' Roll P.

Jun. 29 - Seattle, WA @ Studio Seven

 

More dates will be announced soon.

 

Edited January 8, 2006 by Groovy

[Sir Smoke-A-Lot]

Just got back from Behemoth (and a few local bands, the furor f*cking rocked so hard)

 

Took Behemoth wayy to long to actually get on stage and play, but f*ck it was worth it. They pretty much played perfectly.

Do they mostly play stuff from Demigod or do they play their old stuff too?

[ToyMachine]

 

When I went they played most of their Demigod sh*t.

 

[Groovy]

 

THE THUNDERLORDS: GWAR For Kids - Jan. 4, 2006 

 

Jeff Miller of The Los Angeles Times has issued the following report:

 

Raging, distorted guitars. Power-drill drums. Songs about Vikings, screamed with lunacy by a singer in a horned helmet, wearing an evil look on his face.

 

Kids' stuff?

 

Actually, yes.

 

Billed as "the first heavy-metal band for kids," THE THUNDERLORDS (photo) are actually the secret identity of a mild-mannered video-game programmer and hard-core IRON MAIDEN fan named Alan Flores, who has dented the children's music charts worldwide with minute-long ragers like "Old Man Olaf" (a speed-metal take-off of "Old MacDonald"), "Table Manners for Vikings" and "I Like Dirt", which boasts the revelatory, sing-along lyrics "I like dirt / and dirt likes me."

 

Not surprisingly, Flores is an L.A. native who grew up in the city's metal scene. "I've played every crappy club in L.A. I've never played any of the good ones, but I played shows at Bob's Frolic III for two people," hesays.

 

Even before he had kids, he had the idea of spreading his love for metal to the younger members of his family. "My nephew went to a TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES show," he says. "It's crazy stuff — there's costumes, they're fighting, all sorts of crazy stuff. And I thought, 'That's kind of like GWAR for kids!' What came to my mind was, 'It'd be pretty cool if someone actually made GWAR for kids.'"

 

Read the rest of the article at CalendarLive.com.

 

For more information on THE THUNDERLORDS, visit www.thunderlords.com.

 

Thunderlord website

 

 

rofl.

 

[Trows]

sh*t.

 

I must get some, just to hear it.

 

Samples!

Edited January 8, 2006 by Trows

[Groovy]

Yeah, they are rather kickass

 

forgot article link

 

I love how all the true metalheads are all like "thats Gay" or "that sucks" What happened to having a little fun in metal?

[PyroHazard]

I love how all the true metalheads are all like "thats Gay" or "that sucks" What happened to having a little fun in metal?

Metal is serious business much like corpse paint and leather chaps

 

Heh. "I Like Dirt" is on Tony Hawk's American Wasteland. I found that song to be extremely hilarious.

[Groovy]

Corpse pain and Judas priest leather need to be combined.

 

With mullets. can't forget mullets.

[jelly]

Who can think of a better recruit method? One can tell kids who listen to this won't be bobbing their head like wiggers to 50 cent when they turn 12.

 

Funny how those 'tr00 metalheadz' claim that metal isn't a joke, while many metal bands ridicule themselves and each other more than anything. Some self-critique is in order.

Edited January 8, 2006 by jllr

[Digital Murders]

I think...that I'm actually going to buy that CD.

 

Definately blast-worthy in my car.

[Scarface187]

Who can think of a better recruit method? One can tell kids who listen to this won't be bobbing their head like wiggers to 50 cent when they turn 12.

 

Funny how those 'tr00 metalheadz' claim that metal isn't a joke, while many metal bands ridicule themselves and each other more than anything. Some self-critique is in order.

The "tr00 metalheadz" should take a look at Immortal. I mean, if they are not trying to be cheesy in those videos on purpose, than I don't know.

[ToyMachine]

 

Tr00 metalheads only listen to br00tal music where you can't hear anything!

 

[Moonshield]

They did a good job at bastardizing Run to the Hills.

[Scarface187]

An interview with Nile that I found.

 

Eh, its a few monthes old, but I thought I'd go ahead and post it anyway.

 

They're coming here in February. I'm going to try to get tickets to that. Hopefully this time I'll get them.

[Moonshield]

Yeah dude, I'm seeing them the 31st. I'm stoked.

[Scarface187]

Yeah dude, I'm seeing them the 31st. I'm stoked.

Have you seen them live before? I might be getting ahead of myself since I haven't got the tickets yet, but I'd like to know what they are like live.

[Moonshield]

I have never.

[Digital Murders]

Holy sh*t, a band that I've seen that Moon hasn't! I'm excited. In fact, I've seen them twice and going for the third time this month when they come to Chicago, the day before Moon see's them.

 

I saw them with King Diamond and Behemoth the last time they were in Chicago and then I saw them with Dying Fetus when they came to Milwaukee.

[Moonshield]

Hey digi, who's going to NY to see Emperor?

 

Thought so.

 

[Trows]

Hey Moon, dieinafirepls.

[Digital Murders]

Hey digi, who's going to NY to see Emperor?

 

Thought so.

 

Hey now, you didn't have to get personal.

 

f*cker....

 

 

[Scarface187]

Hey digi, who's going to NY to see Emperor?

 

Thought so.

 

When is that show?

[Moonshield]

July 14th. I'm so stoked.

[Scarface187]

July 14th. I'm so stoked.

Sweet, then theres time for that, unless thats sold out.

[Bolverk]

I seen them back in 99' with Borknagar. I might make the trip but hopefully they will do a lil tour soon after.

[Moonshield]

Damn dude, that must've been great. That's right after Bork released my favorite album of theirs too.

[President Paul]

New Terrorizer track here. Personally I don't think they'll ever reach the quality that World Downfall was.

[Fatality.]

Hey, guys. Just stopping by to post this histerical episode of Duck Dodgers with Dave Mustaine I recently stumbled across.

 

http://media.putfile.com/Megadeth_on_DD

 

Enjoy.