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Hotring887

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Tsuroki

Fantastic Fudge sounds quite enticing, I would like to find out more about your product before any final deals are set. If you could provide me with further information about your "Fantastic Fudge", then we can go from there.

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Hotring887
Most of you probably know about the two-ton Patriot that slammed through the front windows of our store, crushing six customers and injuring three others (Stephen, Louise and Roger). Best of luck to all of them!

 

"Lick me Crossways". It's part of the Singers for Cancer fund that will be running all of next week.

funny stuff trsuroki. very nice. president paul look at the bottom of page 2 and pick a gang.

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Tsuroki
funny stuff trsuroki. very nice.

Heh heh... the full pun was a bit larger.

 

we have increased the price on some of our more popular items in order to keep the patrons of Mars Cafe as safe as possible!

On a higher note, we are happy to announce that Roger Abbot, Louise Harchard and Stephen Crawford are all recovering quickly after yesterday's hit-and-run robbery.

 

That was the full pun, Mitch is supposed to provide security and a patriot kills a bunch of customers within days of him being signed on as protection.  :music: Yes, I know it's cheesy to state the obvious.  :pp

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The Don Son

The Greassy Chopper

 

June 7th

 

Buissness was  booming today,people have been rushing

in for our new low prices of beer and our different alcohols.

 

Beer                         Whiskey and liquor

$6.00 a bottle                      All name brands $7.00

for all name brand

beers.

 

 $4.00 a bottle for

 The Greassy Choppers

  manufactured beer

 

Protection Service

 

Thanks to Mars Cafe many people have come  

to us for protection and security from

our Street Bikers gang the Angels

with all the request

we have lowerd prices.

 

Robbery

Last night after one of our employees closed up, 5 members of the street game DA Sharks broke in and stole

our pool table the employee Araon Baker,

Mithces Cousin, was caught up in the incedent, he was   injured but still managed to get away.  

Our security has increased with bikers on  

watch circling the bar and walking the side

walks for the past 2 days.

 

The Greassy Chopper©

 

Tsuroki may now lower his prices  :music:  :music:

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Hotring887

TN_vc-136.GIF

 

Ammunation has raised even more money the past few days. Ammunation has to restock with weapons every day because of giant sales. Local man Tommy Vercetti has been one of the biggest buyers for quite some time now.

 

ROBBERY

 

A robbery accured lastnight around store closing time. Some Haitians snuck in and tied up the clerk. They stuffed him in the back room and took a whole bunch of semi automatic weapons and shotguns. Reports say that citizens saw a voodoo speeding downtown at 9:00 last night. Polcie still investigating this crime.

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President Paul

This just in heres the prices for hooker in

 

one hour=$25.00

one minute=$2.00

so you get to decide how long you stay example you wanna stay 5 minutes you'd pay $10.00

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Hotring887

hey Paul like i said earlier, what gang are you in? look at the bottom of the second page.

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President Paul
hey Paul like i said earlier, what gang are you in? look at the bottom of the second page.

Im in the cfm oh okay i see ill pick street wannabes

 

 

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molloni

SCREW THIS!  One Day Sale

 

Be sure to come into Screw This! on Saturday for our One Day Sale!  

 

Need to work on your car?  Screw This! - screw driver for just $4!

Wife wants you to hang picture on the walls?  Screw This! - ball peen hammers for $8!

Old tree in the back yard?  Screw This - chainsaws on sale for as low as $225!!!

 

Don't wait!  Hurry in before the end of the day!!! :sly:

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SWMetallicaFan

News from the Pole:

 

This weekend showed an amazing cast of celebrities and expansion. Ken Rosenburg, Tommy Vercetti, BJ Smith and Avery Carrington all showed up for a full blow out.  Girls were carrying lots of money in those G-Strings.

 

V-Rock came down and Lazlow setup a booth next the main stage.  The party lasted well into the next morning. Many times during the show, girls offered to give him a lap dance, but he rejected. I wonder if..........nah! (joke from GTA3 about Lazlow).

 

Since the man in charge of the money decided to let me in on the amount of money we have, it is a grand total of $30,000. Looks like those police and SWAT guys really helped out.

 

As the money pours in, I am planning on expanded the Pole Position into the streets. My head girls April, Jenny, and Charli have decided to give free dances to guys on the street to get them into the club.  With time and effort, I hope that the entire Man side (and some of the women side) of Vice City will have been in my club.

 

Thank you all.

 

 

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Hotring887

Ammunation has just got a new shipment of laser scope sniper files. Great for hunting deer and elk.

 

Shooting Range

 

The shooting range at Ammunation in downtown has just expanded the shooting range. We now have an area for testing your sharpshooting skills.

 

Spaz Shotguns

 

These shotguns will not be for sale for several months due to the numerous murders in the past few weeks with the shotgun.

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Macintire Sniper

Can i have the cubans please?

Il Open Cafe Robina any time soon but after last weeks shooting outside it left many of my windows shattered and the interior shattered,so im currently repairing it.

Mac

Owner of Cafe Robina :D

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adamcs

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PRINTWORKS ROBBERY

 

Yesterday, just one day after the grand opening of the Vice City printworks, $140,00 was stolen from a Gruppe Sechs Van delivering cash to the El Banco Corrupto Grande.  The money van was broken into, and witnesses claim a tall slender man wearing a pink suit and glasses fleeing the seen.

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Azazel

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EXPENSES

 

We imported a row of Admirals directly from Germany, and got a new shipment of Hotring Racers.

 

-------------------------------------

|  MODEL  |  COLOR  |  PRIZE  |

-------------------------------------

|  Admiral  |  White   | $8.000 |

|  Admiral  |  Red      | $8.000 |

|  Admiral  |  Black    | $8.000 |

|  Admiral  |  Cream   | $8.000 |

|Hotring R.| Red+Blue| $20.000|

|Hotring R.|  Yellow   | $20.000|

|Hotring R.|Grey+Red| $20.000|

-------------------------------------

 

EARNINGS

 

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|  MODEL  |  COLOR  |  PRIZE  |

-------------------------------------

|  Admiral  |  Red      | $12.000|

| Sandking|   Green   | $36.000|

-----------------------------

 

FOR SALE

 

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|  MODEL  |  COLOR  |  PRIZE  |

-------------------------------------

|  Admiral  |  White   | $12.000|

|  Admiral  |  Black    | $12.000|

|  Admiral  |  Cream   | $12.000|

|Hotring R.| Red+Blue| $32.000|

|Hotring R.|  Yellow   | $32.000|

|Hotring R.|Grey+Red| $32.000|

-------------------------------------

 

:D

 

 

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Pancho the great

Well tsuroki(I apolagize if the name is spelt wrong), Our latest product fantastic fudge has been on the market for aproximatley 2 weeks now, and has already become more popular than mars bars. It is made up of 55% sugar 15% glucose and 30% secret ingredient (this you will be informed of if you take up the deal)

Also in great news it has been revealed that kentcuky fried fudge will remain on the market, and hopefully will bring in good money this year.

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The Don Son

The Greassy Chopper

 

June 8th

 

Today we have ordered two brand new pool tables for the bar,

the tables have been so busy we have to charge for games of pool, you can now get 2 games of pool for $7.50.

 

Later this evening after the huge fight that left one man dead we had to close down for a day.The guy,John Simmons,  started the fight after he loss to a game of pool, he ended up

gettting a bottle to the face and a knife in the back, he died instantly.

 

Weapons

 

Today we ordered a large shipment of brass knuckles and bats for our bouncers.Mitch also bought a Colt Python from the ammunation in downtown, for the bar tender.

 

Da Sharks

 

Tonight we have sucessfully stolen a gang burrito from Prawn Island. We then put a bomb detonater in it and parked it by the bridge in downtown leading to Prawn Island.The police were all over this after the explosion ocurred at about 9:00p.m. 2 men were reported dead, after the head of one was spotted rolling down the bridge and the other mans body  burned to ashses on the other side of the bridge.

 

The Greassy Chopper ©

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Quasar

Pay 'n spray

Due to our connections with some of Vice City's top golfers, Pay 'n spray will repair and refit golf carts free! I would like to add a Pay 'n spray garage to Leaf Links golf club, I am awaiting a response from the owner.

There have been a large number of people bringing in police vehicles, FBI vehicles and one of my mechanics swears blind he was asked to repair a Rhino tank! These vehicles will not be repaired, and the police will be informed.

Be warned.

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PetsOvernight

LEAF LINKS

 

An eldery man was killed earlier this morning by a golfball travelling at high speeds. He died on impact. The person that whacked the ball is suffering from shock. The VCPD ruled it as an accident and no autopsy will be performed. His burial is to be held in 4 days at Romeros. His 83 year old wife is suffering from alzheimers and can't even remember her husband.

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The Don Son

The Greassy Chopper

 

June 9th

 

Protection

 

There is now a new procedure for paying for protection. The old procedure didn't work out, the bums

and hobos were digging around

and stealing the money.

 

The new way will now be for you to meet us in the Parking Garage at the North Point Mall on the 2nd floor. Me

(Mitch) and Araon my cousin will arrive with 2 other members of the Angels.We will come in on our Angels with a suit case.We will meet every 3 weeks on Monday at 12:30 a.m. starting today. We will also have bikers circling around the inside the entance in the garage checking you as you come in. The new Price for Protection is $1500 dollars.

 

Hiring

 

We are now hiring a waitress the pay is $8.00 an hour.

We have also recruited two new members into the Angels

they have passed initiaton of setting the

car bomb detonator in the gang burrito

yesterday, they have been postioned

as assassins and hitmen, with their skills,

we are running back grounds checks on them

this minute, to see if they are undercover

police officers or from another gang.

If so they will be found dead in our

Own Perfect Way Of Execution.

 

Da Sharks

There is no news about Da Sharks they have

been Quiet as of lately.

 

The Greassy Chopper© Mitch Baker

 

 

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Neotrix

Malibu Club

 

New Emloyees

After an attempted robery yesterday by a Street Wannabe, we realized a few problem that we have, like that we dont have enoughsecurity, or protection, so we installed security cameras, and he hired 3 more Body Guards, 2 to satnd in the inside by the doors, and one to stand by the bar, to protect thae half nake bartender.

 

Construction

We are adding on to the Malibu Club, it has been getting awfly crowded, and we are only allowed to allow a certain amount of people, incase if there were a fire, or any other danger. The contruction is going to add 500 suare feet, and is going to cost $20,000.

 

Earnings

We did not do so good do to the attempted robery, but still made $35,000 dollars.

 

 

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Hotring887

hey nice businesses guys, they are going great! Keep up the good work. I pmed the people who still need to join the gangs.

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Johnny The Homicidal Maniac

"ICE" CREAM FOR ME!!!!!!  :cool:  WWWOOOOOO!!!!!!! AARGH!

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Hotring887

hey johnny look at the bottom of page two and pick a gang.

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Johnny The Homicidal Maniac

I wish I owned Ricardo's gang but I'll go for the HAITIANS!

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Hotring887

ok johnny you are in the Haitians gang as of know. Rememebr to post aobut your business often.

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gta phil gta

The Deacon Hotel

 

Breaking News

 

Hotel Security was very tight last night, but it was all worthwhile. Tommy Vercetti had a great time at the hotel, and it was sold out because he was there.

Four people robbed the safe in the hotel, but fortunately, thanks to Tommy Vercetti and the Colt Python he brought with him, the money was returned to us and the men were returned to hell.

 

Statistics

 

7th June, 2003:

 

Today’s Earnings: $20,000

Rooms Used: 25

Rooms Open: 0

 

Breaking News

 

The band from Wave 103 could not perform tonight as an unknown assassin on the way to the hotel blew up their limo. This shocked many people, and the assassin is still on the loose.

A witness to the explosion said that the assassin, who drove away in a white Infernus, was wearing a green t-shirt with palm trees on, and he was wearing blue jeans. No-one knows who the assassin was.

This assassination brought us our lowest income since our opening.

 

Statistics

 

8th June, 2003:

 

Today’s Earnings: $13,000

Rooms Used: 10

Rooms Open: 15

 

 

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Hotring887

OK THESE PEOPLE NEED TO SELECT A GANG TO BE IN, CHECK THE BOTTOM OF THE SECODN PAGE OF THIS TOPIC. THESE PEOPLE ARE

 

MYCHSA

VICETOPIA

BOEF

Z33

JOHNNO

GTATHUG77

PRESIDENT PAUL

 

THESE PEOPLE NEED TO POST ABOUT THERE BUSINESS OR THEY WILL BE TAKEN AWAY AND OTHERS WILL BE ABLE O BUY THEM. YOU CANT PURCHASE THE SAME PROPERTY. IF YOU DONT TALK ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS AFTER SEVERAL BUSINESS OWNINGS YOU WONT BE ALOUD TO BUY ANYTHING

 

GEQXON

VICETOPIA

HELL NO

BOEF

GTA3ROCKSTAR

Z33

JOHNNO

GTATHUG77

DJREKIX

JTHM

 

 

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The Don Son
OK THESE PEOPLE NEED TO SELECT A GANG TO BE IN, CHECK THE BOTTOM OF THE SECODN PAGE OF THIS TOPIC. THESE PEOPLE ARE

 

MYCHSA

VICETOPIA

BOEF

Z33

JOHNNO

GTATHUG77

PRESIDENT PAUL

 

THESE PEOPLE NEED TO POST ABOUT THERE BUSINESS OR THEY WILL BE TAKEN AWAY AND OTHERS WILL BE ABLE O BUY THEM. YOU CANT PURCHASE THE SAME PROPERTY. IF YOU DONT TALK ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS AFTER SEVERAL BUSINESS OWNINGS YOU WONT BE ALOUD TO BUY ANYTHING

 

GEQXON

VICETOPIA

HELL NO

BOEF

GTA3ROCKSTAR

Z33

JOHNNO

GTATHUG77

DJREKIX

JTHM

THE DON SON

Why is my name on the list I have posted 3 good updates already  :rah:  :rah:

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Hotring887

what? i didnt mean to put yours on there. just ignore that. sorry its a minor error.

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PetsOvernight

LEAF LINKS -- JUNE 8th 2003

 

Today was a quiet day on the course, there were no injuries, and an elderly man named Fred Branson, 83, really burnt up the course as he got multiple hole-in-ones. People were in awe.

 

The golf course will be closed tomorrow from 6AM to 5PM or until otherwised posten. A film is being filmed.

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