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Hotring887

-Own These Places-

Recommended Posts

-Gnobe-

Here;

 

STREETWANNABES:

BIKERS: Djremix

DIAZ’S GANG:

VERCETTI GANG: Swmettalicafan, Gta_phil_Gta

DA SHARKS: Hotring887, Azazel, Neotrix

HAITIANS:

CUBANS: Gnobe

PIGS:

GOLFERS: Quasar

ARMY MEN: Geqxon

 

 

Choose one of those up there, soon we're going to add more to this, more land and gang wars etc.

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GTA3Rockstar

Howling Pete’s Biker Emporium

Can i have this instead of, Moonlight Hotel...

Sorry about the inconveincince

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Hotring887

yeah sure ill go change it. Hey gnobe what was your post for? is it telling them to get into the upper gangs so there at least one person in each gang? what did you mean?

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SWMetallicaFan

URGENT NEWS:

 

While I was in the manager's office watching Natalie do a fantastic dance, 2 guys came in and started shooting up the place. Thankfully, Tommy was enjoying Mercades company and took action.  Turns out, there was more than those 2 around. A street war happened and thankfully, none of my girls were hurt. In fact, a few police and SWAT guys stayed after and enjoyed my girls.  The money is flowing in and the ladies are hot.

 

Sorry I can't get pics of what happened, but for security reasons (ask Congressman Alex Shrub) I am not allowed to have cameras in the club.

 

PS, no one has picked the Hooker Inn, I wonder why?

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Azazel
PS, no one has picked the Hooker Inn, I wonder why?

The Hooker Inn is not on the list of available business... ;)

 

We could have included that tho, and we will if we run out uf property ;)

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Tsuroki

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Word from the Owner...

Mars Cafe is under new management! Tim Johnson (former owner of Mars Cafe) was arrested last Friday after a court case found him guilty of ten charges of rape, five charges of illegal gambling and twenty-six charges of credit card fraud. The new owner (yours truly) plans to uphold the great name of Mars Cafe in Mr. Johnsons (expected) life absence.

 

Upcoming Events

This Thursday, local pop band "The Rubjubs" will be performing their hit single "I Saw Daddy Kiss meh Sis" and "Maw Violated teh Dawg", followed by a scheduled poetry reading by local poet Karie Winslow from her new book "Why God hates those f*cking Children". It's expected to be a fun-filled, family-oriented night!

 

Be sure to bring your grandparents this friday when Pole Position presents their annual "Has Been" show, featuring classic acts like Lucille Dandy meets the Captain and Little Darla sucks a Lolly. These girls have been sitting in the basement since the 1950's, and just like fine wine, they only get better with age!

 

Full Music Agenda

Monday..................Toasted Wheat @ 8.pm

Tuesday.................Jim's Band @ 7.30pm

Wednesday.............Smith Bling Yo Sup G-Dawg @9.pm

Thursday................The Rubjubs @ 8.pm

Friday....................Old Steamboat Willie @ 5.30pm*

 

*Part of our annual Has Been festival.

 

Patrons Speak

Where your voice is heard, because it's company policy!

 

Dear Mars Cafe...

I have been a regular to Mars Cafe for quite some time. And I have to say the new management SUCKS. Tim kicked your ass 10x backwards from Friday, and he didn't have any pussy roses up in the windows, either. Where the f*ck is Tim, you bastard? BRING HIM BACK! You're a cock-licker, Tsuro-whatever... and the best part is, YOU DONT KNOW WHO I AM! I COULD BE ANYONE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! SUCKER!

Yours truly,

Joe Persicioni (But you'll never figure that out. HAHA.)

 

Deer Marz Cafay..

u r st00pide fuxs. FUK U! U STooPID FUXS!

Sined,

Ray

 

 

Dear Mars Cafe Management...

Seeing as how you have changed hands from Tim Johnson, I feel it is my duty to inform you about proper Angel's procedures. (We, the Angels, are a local bike gang based out of the local Greasy Chopper.) The daily robbery, protection and vandalism schedule proceeds as follows:

Every other sunday, you shall leave a garbage bag containing approximately 5,000 dollars (in cash) inside the dumpster to the rear of your cafe.

Every tuesday, you will bring the boys and I 4 double-double espressos, 5 french vanillas and 6 Cappucinos - don't be skimpy on the sugar! Also prepare a box of freshly baked pasteries, preferably boston cream. Deliver those with the coffee at about 10pm... call ahead to be sure (just ask for Mitch.)

Every saturday, we will arrive at approximately 3am to smash the front windows and take your cash register. I suggest you move those elegant white roses out of the front window on the friday night beforehand. Tim also usually left about five hundred dollars in the register, and usually stored a backup underneath the counter - I suggest you do the same.

Protection money can be paid to me directly. (PS: I love what you've done with the interior of the cafe! The vintage photos and soda cans are absolutely adorable.)

Yours truly,

Mitchell Petunia Baker,

Angels' leader/interior designer.

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Hotring887

nice tsuroki. Hey tsuroki did you pick your gang yet? i am assuming it is the biker gang but to be sure, what is your gang?

 

P.S. I just added three new properties, no changing properties. Only change within the hour you purchased the place.

 

 

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Hell No..

ill have Diaz's gang.  :)

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Hotring887

ok we still need these people to enter a gang:

 

Neotrix,Molloni,Mychsa,Vicetopia,Boef,Macintire_Sniper,Z33,Johnno,Petsovernight,GTAthug77 and tsuroki. there are some properties available right now if you people who dont own anything want to buy own them. also pick a gang listed in the second page of this post.

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molloni

I don't understand the need to join a gang...I thought this was just going to be a fun side project.  But, to keep the spirit going, I suppose it's fitting if a hardware store owner is in a biker gang...strippers are good, but girls in leather are better!

 

Screw This! - where our prices are so low, we SCREW the competition! :sly:

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Macintire Sniper

The pigs are the police/cops right? il have them!

That'l make for some good drug raid storys on the cubans then :D  ;)

 

 

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gta phil gta

The Deacon Hotel

 

Word From GTA_phil_GTA

 

Business has been great today. We have been sold out since last night, but now everything is dying down a little. We have scheduled some events, but nothing much is known yet.

 

Statistics

 

6th June, 2003:

 

Today’s Earnings: $19,000

Rooms Used: 19

Rooms Open: 6

 

News

 

Several events are being confirmed and some are definite. Here is the list –

 

6th June 2003  -  Music Event  -  Reckless (Rock Band)  - Confirmed

7th June 2003  -  Special Event  -  Tommy Vercetti Staying In A 1st Class Room  - Confirmed

8th June 2003  -  Music Event  -  A Wave 103 band will perform at the Hotel  -  TBC

 

 

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Hotring887

Macintire_Sniper the PIGS are the blue security guards at the mall. They have a hat on saying PIGS. Nice job GTA PHil GTA

 

Molloni this will be explained later, dotn worry about it. We still need several people to enter the gangs. I repeat this will be explained later.

 

 

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Tsuroki

Yeah, Hotring, the gang that owns Mars Cafe property is the Biker gang.  :p

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Hotring887

yeah i thought so but i wanted you to make sure. thanx

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Pancho the great

Hey, I realise that this is not on the list but can I get rusty rings doughnuts, and if not ill take the fudge packing factory. and my gang will be the cubans.

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Hotring887

pancho thats basically the donut shop. you are in the cubans now and own the fudge packing company

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gta phil gta

The Deacon Hotel

 

Breaking News

 

The gig performed by Reckless tonight was a hit! It earned us an extra $2,500 which makes today’s total $21,500. It lasted 2 hours and has only just finished. It was very successful, and a great night for everyone in the hotel.

Tommy Vercetti has now booked the top floor for tomorrow. He will be staying in a first class room, and in all of the other rooms on that floor will be security guards. Hotel security tomorrow will be at its highest for his arrival.

 

 

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adamcs

Hey guys, im in the printworks, and I wanna be in the Diaz Gang. :)

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Hotring887

nice article gta phil. leo your taken care of. I just added a bunch of new businesses thanx to leo teal.

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The Don Son

Can I own Mitch Bakers place since I picked him in Leo's Topic, and I guess I'll be in the Biker Gang.

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Hotring887

Your all taken care of Don Son. SOme of you need to give updates on your businesses. The peopel who dont have to are the people h purchased property today.

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Quasar

Pay 'n spray latest news:

 

Half price on all Limos and sports cars! Free fluffy dice to the first 1000 customers! Come quick!

 

We are planning to expand into Liberty City at some point in the future, but due to the instability of Vice City's Pay 'n spray income, this cannot happen until at least 1990.

Stay tuned for more updates from your favourite respray shop!

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Hotring887

nice job quasar. That is what soem of you people who havnt yet given updates need to do. GTa Phil nice job also and tsuroki. these people are the only info givers.

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Pancho the great

Fudge factory breaking news

 

In the last few minutes it has just been reavealed that the owner of panchos fudge (mr A.Pancho) factory is too expand his factory with a new building for his latest released snack fantastic fudge. The extension is excpected to create 100 new jobs and the product will be on sale early next year.

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adamcs

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Welcome to the Vice City Printworks!

 

This is the Grand Opening of the Vice City Printworks, and we are now offering tours of the main building.  

 

The prices for the tours: adults:   $5.00

                                 children :$3.00

 

So what kind of things do we Print?

 

At the Vice City Printworks, we print just about anything requested by other businesses.  We  print "Suxxx" leaflets, FLASH FM Magazines, Collars & Cuffs catalogues, and of course money that is delivered to El Banco Corrupto Grande.

 

Be sure to visit our open day on Sunday.  All are welcome, and tours will be fully operatonal, as usual.

 

more info coming soon...

 

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Pancho the great

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Today after four months of building the extension of panchos fudge factory was complete, and the company is now mass producing its new product fantastic fudge.

 

Prices for all products and a brief description are as follows:

 

Fudrange : $1 - This is a delightful fudge with a slight hint of orange

 

Fudge on a stick : $0.5 - The name explains it all

 

Kentucky fried fudge : $0.75 - Deep fried fudge(is being brought off the market soon as is expected to cos fatal heart conditions)

 

Fantastic fudge : $2 - Fudge with a zing to it, brought on by our special ingredient.

                  ---------------------------

 

All products are on sale at your local newsagents.

 

Panchos fudge factory cannot be held responsible for unexcpected deaths whilst eating our products.

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President Paul

Hmm i think i'll buy the hooker inn thank you :D

 

Im proud to announce the re opening of the..

 

HOOKER INN

 

Now that im in charge prices have been slashed by more than 50%!!! nows the time to come down with your sweathart and take advantage of these great prices!!!! and now we just dont charge by the hour oh no sir why pay for a whole hour of fun when your only gonna use 30 minutes cause your just lookin for a quickie now you can buy room time by THE MINUTE!!! and remember theres no kind of night like a hooker inn night! :)

 

 

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Tsuroki

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Word from the Owner...

We are happy to announce that the Angels' biker gang is providing security for Mars Cafe for an indefinate period of time. However, to cover costs of the gang's operation, we have increased the price on some of our more popular items in order to keep the patrons of Mars Cafe as safe as possible!

On a higher note, we are happy to announce that Roger Abbot, Louise Harchard and Stephen Crawford are all recovering quickly after yesterday's hit-and-run robbery. Most of you probably know about the two-ton Patriot that slammed through the front windows of our store, crushing six customers and injuring three others (Stephen, Louise and Roger). Best of luck to all of them!

 

Upcoming Events

Next Wednesday, pop sensation Lillie O'Glaughlen will be appearing as part of our Retro-70's event. Lillie will be performing her sensational song, "Lick me Crossways". It's part of the Singers for Cancer fund that will be running all of next week.

 

We would also like to mention that Mars Cafe is sponsoring local youth James Gilcrest as he attempts a world record - longest lethal FBI chase performed by a minor. Best of luck to James, and like they say in the business, "break a leg!" (Or fracture a spinal chord, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.)

 

Full Music Agenda

Monday..................Charlotte's Hemp @ 9.pm

Tuesday.................Caroline Mewitt @ 8.30pm

Wednesday.............Lillie O'Laughlen @9.pm

Thursday................Smartie-John @ 10.pm

Friday....................Ramblin' Ray @ 5.30pm*

 

*Part of our annual Has Been festival.

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Pancho the great

Hmmmm, the cafe looks pretty good tsurkoi, would you be willing to sell our newest product fantastic fudge there, at a raised price of $3, and one third of profits will go to yourself.

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