Guess the (distorted) quote

[victm92]

I don't know if this is a good idea, but let's try. 

 

User has to indicate where does it belong the quote from the previous post and publish a new one, but quotes must be non-textual (distorted in any creative way you want). 

 

For instance: 

 

Life is difficult. I've murdered, trafficked and commerce with persons. Maybe in this place, things won't be the same. 

 

Answer must contain not only the main appearance (in eg. a famous trailer) but also the in-game one. In this case, three places are required. 

[Silver]

4 hours ago, victm92 said:

Life is difficult. I've murdered, trafficked and commerce with persons. Maybe in this place, things won't be the same. 

 

Answer must contain not only the main appearance (in eg. a famous trailer) but also the in-game one. In this case, three places are required. 

Niko from GTA IV's first trailer.

 

"Life is complicated. I've killed people, smuggled people, sold people. Perhaps here, things will be different."

 

The first two sentences are from Rigged to Blow while the third one is from dating Michelle after First Date, although the trailer used a different take.

 

Here's my attempt:

 

"My apologies, honey. I'm an enterprising person, and I'm afraid you've become too insignificant for me to continue our partnership together."

 

[Stardust101]

14 hours ago, Silver said:

"My apologies, honey. I'm an enterprising person, and I'm afraid you've become too insignificant for me to continue our partnership together."

 

Catalina speaking the first lines of GTA III, as she is about to betray Claude:

 

"Sorry babe, I'm an ambitious girl, (shoots Claude) and you're just small time."

 

Now here's my line:

 

"The avenues are freezing, canine. As it's written on the novel, we are lucky and damned."

[One of Wisemen]

16 minutes ago, Stardust101 said:

"The avenues are freezing, canine. As it's written on the novel, we are lucky and damned."

Big Smoke! From the first mission of SA when CJ returned home.

 

"The street is cold, dawg. Like it says in the book, we are blessed and cursed."

 

Now guess this:

 

"The person I talk with currrently disremember many stuffs each passing 24 hours. Me, the person who's speaking, recommend my conversation partner to include this particular interaction on that list."

 

I accidentally include the answer before lmao

Edited February 19 by One of Wisemen

[Claude_Lib]

10 hours ago, One of Wisemen said:

"The person I talk with currrently disremember many stuffs each passing 24 hours. Me, the person who's speaking, recommend my conversation partner to include this particular interaction on that list."

Michael's catchphrase from GTA V which he uses several times throughout the game, first during the North Yankton cash depot heist in prologue, then during the Vangelico Jewelry robbery, which later gets recited by the parking officer Michael said it to, which is then broadcast on TV and seen by Trevor.

"You forget a thousand things every day. Make sure this is one of them."

My turn.
"Armed international conflict, my dear friends, is an utterly preposterous charade where the sprightly, yet woefully naive youths, with barely a whisker on their chin, are hoodwinked, bamboozled, and utterly swindled by the ancient, crotchety, and vinegar-hearted elders into engaging in a most ludicrous dance of death, where they swing not with grace but with steel, turning fields of green into a checkerboard of folly and despair."

Edited February 19 by Claude_Lib

[Silver]

1 hour ago, Claude_Lib said:

"Armed international conflict, my dear friends, is an utterly preposterous charade where the sprightly, yet woefully naive youths, with barely a whisker on their chin, are hoodwinked, bamboozled, and utterly swindled by the ancient, crotchety, and vinegar-hearted elders into engaging in a most ludicrous dance of death, where they swing not with grace but with steel, turning fields of green into a checkerboard of folly and despair."

Niko from The Cousins Bellic.

 

"War is where the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing each other."

 

Here's one:

 

"Well well well... Would you look at that. This is an impressive and gorgeous-looking two-wheeler."

[Claude_Lib]

1 hour ago, Silver said:

"Well well well... Would you look at that. This is an impressive and gorgeous-looking two-wheeler."

Said by Tommy Vercetti in The Party.
"Hmm, nice bike."

"Ah, my friend, don't resent me for my splendor, pal. Perhaps if you ditched that antiquated, laughable coiffure of yours, you might attract some companionship. Oh, even better, maybe a certain female friend of yours would give your sorry self a ring if she ever ceased cavorting with that brainiac or legal eagle she's currently entangled with, buddy..."

Edited February 19 by Claude_Lib

[Calm]

18 minutes ago, Claude_Lib said:

"Ah, my friend, don't resent me for my splendor, pal. Perhaps if you ditched that antiquated, laughable coiffure of yours, you might attract some companionship. Oh, even better, maybe a certain female friend of yours would give your sorry self a ring if she ever ceased cavorting with that brainiac or legal eagle she's currently entangled with, buddy..."

The "Lamar roasts Franklin" scene.

 

"We merely needed to sit on the Yamaha XT and drive it alongside that cursed locomotive as it travels onwards, CJ!"

[Claude_Lib]

59 minutes ago, Calm said:

"We merely needed to sit on the Yamaha XT and drive it alongside that cursed locomotive as it travels onwards, CJ!"

GTA San Andreas, Wrong Side Of The Tracks.
"All you had to do was follow the damn train, CJ."

 

"I would like to question your previous claims of being closely acquainted with two women with mammary glands of enormous size and impressive fellatio skills."

[Calm]

20 hours ago, Claude_Lib said:

"I would like to question your previous claims of being closely acquainted with two women with mammary glands of enormous size and impressive fellatio skills."

Niko after seeing Roman's "mansion".

 

"The street criminals of Chinese ethnicity are led to believe that they can interfere in my questionably legal business of providing gangsters to the local population as security. Leave now, but arrive here soon and we will make a mess on their laundry day."

Edited February 20 by Calm

[Claude_Lib]

On 2/20/2025 at 3:45 PM, Calm said:

"The street criminals of Chinese ethnicity are led to believe that they can interfere in my questionably legal business of providing gangsters to the local population as security. Leave now, but arrive here soon and we will make a mess on their laundry day."

Tony Cipriani, "Cipriani's Chauffeur". GTA III.
"The Triads think they can mess with me! The triads! with me! Drop by later and we'll give them something to launder, their own blood-stained clothes."

"I have doubts that the nature or fidelity of the audiowave are significant enough to change my mind regarding the fact that this radiostation is far beyond competition."