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GTA Trilogy: Definitive Edition Patch 1.03 Notes
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General - PlayStation 5, PlayStation 4, Xbox Series X|S, Xbox One, PC Stability improvements Added the cinematic camera, which can be toggled by cycling through the camera modes when in game Fixed a number of misspellings on texture art/signage Fixed a number of instances where rain would appear indoors during cutscenes Grand Theft Auto III – The Definitive Edition Adjusted the rain during the Give Me Liberty intro cutscene so it matches what is visible during gameplay Improved the resolution of the signs on taxi front doors Fixed an issue where rain could be seen inside the mansion during the cutscene to the mission Cutting the Grass Fixed an issue where rain could be seen inside Donald Love’s apartment during the cutscene to the mission Liberator Fixed an issue where rain could be seen inside Luigi’s Club during the cutscene to the mission Don’t Spank Ma Bitch Up Fixed an issue where rain could be seen inside Joey’s Garage during the cutscene to the mission Cipriani’s Chauffeur Fixed an issue where rain could be seen inside during the cutscene to the mission Bomb Da Base: Act I Fixed an issue where the rain appears under water when falling Fixed an issue where grass could be seen inside Joey’s garage during the outro of the mission Drive Misty For Me Fixed an issue where a wall texture near the hospital in Portland appeared incorrectly while driving Fixed an issue where pink or black textures would appear on the floor of the Turtle Head Fish Co. Fixed an issue in the audio menu where the Dialog Volume slider did not adjust the sample audio being played Fixed an issue where UI would overlap the timer when doing taxi or vigilante missions Fixed an issue with missing object collision on walls below the Callahan Bridge in Chinatown Fixed an issue where the player was able to stretch a two-seater vehicle using the car crusher Fixed several camera issues when playing RC missions Fixed an issue where misaligned text would appear after delivering to the Import Garage Fixed an issue where the mission title would linger on screen too long at the beginning of any mission Fixed an issue with texture display on the Staunton Pay ‘n’ Spray sign Fixed an issue where the wheels were not connected to the vehicle being worked on by Joey Fixed a spelling error on the Deli and Pizza storefront on Staunton Island Grand Theft Auto: Vice City – The Definitive Edition Ad banners added to the sides of the Rumpo, Coach, Benson, and Boxville vehicles Fixed an issue where the cutscene at the end of the mission Shakedown would hang as it transitioned back to gameplay Fixed an issue where rain could be seen inside during the cutscene to the mission Publicity Tour Fixed an issue where rain could be seen inside during the cutscene to the mission Alloy Wheels of Steel Fixed an issue where rain could be seen inside the limo during the cutscene to the mission Two Bit Hit Fixed an issue with Tommy’s hands when wearing the Havana Outfit in the mission Shakedown Fixed an issue in the mission Cop Land where the mission would fail when the café would blow up Fixed an issue where the Diaz mansion had missing textures during the outro to the mission Rub Out Fixed a crash at the end of the mission Checkpoint Charlie Fixed a crash encountered during the Bloodring Arena Event Fixed an issue where texture corruption could be seen on the roads during extended play sessions Fixed a 10 second pause when listening to the radio station V-Rock Fixed a 15 second pause when listening to the radio station Wildstyle Radio Fixed an issue during the cutscene for Supply and Demand where ambient characters were present during the cutscene Fixed a hole in the game world near Café Robina Fixed a spelling error on the Welcome to Vice City billboard near the airport Fixed an error with the Shaft Hot Dog stand logo Fixed several texture issues that appeared on island walls Fixed an issue where crates could not be destroyed during the mission Gun Runner, preventing game progression Fixed an issue where the flamethrower was damaging items behind Tommy Fixed a hole in the game world when standing on Tommy’s wardrobe in the Ocean View Hotel Fixed an issue where the ramped Packer vehicle textures would corrupt while Tommy is standing in close proximity Fixed an issue where corrupt textures would appear on the road if failing the mission Hog Tied Fixed an issue where corrupt textures would appear on the road if failing the mission Boomshine Saigon Fixed an issue where glass particles would appear oversized when shattering the windows of the Gash Store Fixed several texture corruption issues that appeared on the Enforcer police van Fixed an issue where the barrel of the minigun did not spin when fired Fixed an issue where the main rotor speed of helicopters did not match the rear rotor speed Fixed an issue on the mini map where the swimming pool shaped like the Rockstar Games logo was incorrectly reflected on the mini map for Starfish Island Fixed a texture corruption issue on traffic lights and foliage when raining on the mainland Fixed an issue where the sign was not properly animating on Hyman Memorial Stadium Fixed a spelling error on the Mavis Bookstore window Fixed a spelling error when the player is busted during the Paramedic missions Fixed an issue where Tommy appears small while standing in front of buildings in Little Havana Fixed an issue where Lance would be duplicated after restarting the mission Copland Fixed an issue where the open graves behind Funeraria Romero were not visible Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas – The Definitive Edition Introduced cloud cover at high altitude Added alternate walking and running animations when CJ is at Max Fat or Max Muscle Fixed several issues with grass textures that did not display properly Fixed a white outline in Cesar’s hairline during the cutscene to the mission King in Exile Fixed an issue with CJ’s body in the cutscene to the mission The Meat Business Fixed an issue with CJ’s body during the opening cutscene to the mission Supply Lines Fixed an issue with Cesar’s fingers during the end scene of the mission Cesar Vialpando Fixed an issue with Cesar’s fingers during the end scene of the mission Wu Zi Mu Fixed a save game issue at the end of the mission Blood Bowl Fixed a crash that occurred during the mission Dam and Blast Fixed a texture corruption issue that occurred after prolonged gameplay Fixed an issue where CJ and Big Smoke would get stuck near the end of the mission Just Business Fixed a crash that occurred when drowning near the Ocean Beach end of South Bridge Fixed an issue where CJ’s face would obscure the camera when looking behind him while riding a quad bike Fixed an issue where CJ’s face would obscure the camera when looking behind him while piloting the Hydra in first person view Fixed a crash experienced when retrying a checkpoint during the mission Ice Cold Killa Fixed a spelling error on a Mexican food advertisement Fixed a spelling error on a guitar store shop front Fixed an issue where players were able to purchase cornrows at the barbershop without sufficient funds Fixed a missing bridge in the Shady Creeks section of the map Fixed a bug where the burger on the Burger Shot sign was not spinning Fixed a spelling error on the FleischBerg factory sign Fixed multiple issues in cutscenes where CJ’s arms clip through his body while at Max Fat Fixed a lighting issue in the Rockshore West Safehouse Fixed an issue where the Wasted or Busted screen could be seen when loading an autosave file Fixed graphical corruption on CJ’s head and body during the motel sequence of the mission Reuniting the Families Fixed an issue where window panes are translucent at the Dillmore gas station during the mission Tanker Commander Fixed an issue where tattoos would project out of CJ’s lower arm when he has a muscular body type Fixed an issue where rain drops did not appear on the water surface Fixed an issue where various map icons, such as mission blips, would pop in and out of the radar while panning and rotating the camera Fixed an issue where NPC’s who wear numbered jerseys no longer had a random number overlapping the number 7 Fixed an issue where the rain was not displayed corrected when flying during rainy or stormy weather conditions Fixed an issue with the audio not playing properly when using the changing room at any of CJ’s properties Fixed an issue where CJ’s forklift would not act as intended during the mission Robbing Uncle Sam Fixed an issue with the shape of the Donut and Nut props at the Tuff Nuts donut shop Fixed a spelling error with the storefront Sayonara Fixed an issue where the Dodo plane had an inverted nose cone Fixed an issue where boat propellers did not spin properly Fixed an issue where the minigun barrel did not spin when fired Fixed an issue where the incorrect police station sign did not appear in Las Venturas Fixed an issue where the wrong prices were appearing on the Burger Shot’s outside menu Fixed an issue where CJ appeared too dark when in the 69 Cent store Fixed an issue where haircuts would be swapped out with the Caesar haircut anytime CJ wore a hat Fixed an issue where the radar would disappear after getting caught in the mission Home Invasion Fixed an issue where police cars could clip through the ground Fixed an issue where the UFO prop did not rotate at the Lil’ Probe Inn Xbox One – All Titles Fixed an issue where the game would not respond for several seconds after exiting certain interiors Fixed an issue where the player was unable to unlock achievements that other users on other accounts (linked to the same Social Club account) had previously unlocked PC – All Titles Fixed a bug where players were unable to highlight or select Cancel or Confirm using a controller on the Mission Failed! screen Fixed a bug where players with special characters in the PC account name were unable to save gameplay progress Fixed the in game layout when playing with an ultra-wide screen monitor Fixed an issue where options were not being properly highlighted when hovering a mouse over them Fixed an issue where clicking sections in the game menus too quickly would prevent those menu options from being displayed Fixed an issue where the player was unable to select a UI element with a controller if the mouse cursor is already hovering over it Fixed an issue where, when in Fullscreen, changing the Resolution setting would briefly show the old resolution value Fixed an issue where graphics settings were not saving after restarting the game24 points -
HD Trilogy Tommy Vercetti Replacement
gongel and 15 others reacted to almico for a topic
Big update coming soon. Maybe tomorrow.16 points -
GTA 6 Speculation & Discussion [Part 5.69]
Yannerrins and 14 others reacted to Zello for a topic
Nope. Managed to take a pic just now it’s a sign15 points -
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zBiglucky and 13 others reacted to Spider-Vice for a topic
For the sake of the point being made in the post I'll be keeping that one up, but can we please not turn this topic into some sort of creepy af discussion about the Assistant and whatever other "horny" stuff again please? Thank you. It is kind of getting too creepy and enough is enough. This is the next DLC Speculation Topic, not pronhub or Horny Police Simulator.14 points -
Take-Two vs The GTA Modding Community, 2021 E&E Edition
Róbert Bock and 13 others reacted to dkluin for a topic
Apparently T2 sent out yet another wave; this time they've sent out hundreds of trademark disputes to companies and organisations which bear the letter R on their logo. They can't be serious. Primary source can be found here: https://ttabvue.uspto.gov/ttabvue/v?pno=91271174&pty=OPP14 points -
GTA Trilogy: Definitive Edition Patch 1.03 Notes
Platinum Card and 13 others reacted to Spider-Vice for a topic
Cinematic camera has been restored, there are new graphics options such as Ground Haze and there is now an option to remove the white outline around targets.14 points -
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zBiglucky and 13 others reacted to Tez2 for a topic
It's the DLC that you would like the most.14 points -
GTA 6 Speculation & Discussion [Part 5.69]
Yannerrins and 12 others reacted to Oh Sees for a topic
He's watching you:13 points -
GTA 6 Speculation & Discussion [Part 5.69]
Jabalous and 12 others reacted to Dourvas for a topic
https://t.co/Gj99CKgR0L?amp=1 One of the extremely rare occasions Dan Houser is on a podcast/interview. Anyway haven't listened to the full thing yet but damn it's going to be extremely hard to fill his shoes. The man is a genius, and has an insane amount of knowledge when it comes to pop culture/literature/etc.13 points -
HD Trilogy Tommy Vercetti Replacement
M A D and 11 others reacted to almico for a topic
Ok Big update is coming soon (We might have the model in game now) Reverted back to the head you all loved. Cleaning him up and refining the textures. Here's a little pic of the head progress: Low Poly Head Model12 points -
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San Andreas Definitive Edition Complaints & Criticisms Topic
deathdealer and 9 others reacted to Muller147 for a topic
Well it's an encouraging sign they're fixing some things. Please nobody be a naive fool and praise them for it though, doing a competent job in the first place would have negated the need for them.10 points -
San Andreas Definitive Edition Screenshots
MrBreak16 and 8 others reacted to GTAFan20 for a topic
Thank God they added this feature.9 points -
RDO Speculation & General Chat (Part II)
theEwing1979 and 8 others reacted to Bella Odessa for a topic
Almost...9 points -
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Killer Whale and 8 others reacted to Spider-Vice for a topic
As long as it's not actually delayed, I do hope we get a teaser soon9 points -
San Andreas Definitive Edition Analysis & Comparisons Topic
Jacek_K and 7 others reacted to SquoniX for a topic
Fender Ketchup: Before: After:8 points -
Dan Houser interviewed on 'Bookish With Sonya Walger' podcast
Mindshower and 6 others reacted to IVCavalcade for a topic
Sonya and Dan have been friends since they met at Oxford university. It can be found on all major podcast platforms - the format of the podcast is for the guest to discuss 5 books that mean a lot to them. It doesn't really touch directly on his work at Rockstar, but obviously as a lead writer for many of the games, it's interesting to hear him talk about his love of literature, and it's the first time I've heard him talk at length about anything so it's just generally quite interesting to learn a bit more about him. Sonya asks him near the end of the podcast how his literary tastes have influenced his writing, and he didn't really go into depth, but he did mention that Arnaud from TBOGT was named after a minor character from Light Years by James Salter.7 points -
GTA 6 Speculation & Discussion [Part 5.69]
Yannerrins and 6 others reacted to Zello for a topic
I also saw a truck that confirms that you work for Rockstar in some capacity. Len the plumber he stops the leaks for R*7 points -
Take-Two vs The GTA Modding Community, 2021 E&E Edition
Grey Simi - Dj CHSTM and 6 others reacted to Alex106 for a topic
What are they gonna do next? Sue the family of a kid for drawing an "R" like this?7 points -
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zBiglucky and 6 others reacted to Rm93 for a topic
Following the script, it should be this or next week. ....there were several others over the middle of the year, but I only listed the end-of-year DLC. good date to advertise. Tendency is to be Heist, release in december 11th-15th. The Cayo Perico Heist Trailer - November 20th, 2020 Release - December 15th, 2020 The Diamond Casino Heist Trailer - December 05th, 2019 Release - December 12th, 2019 Arena War Trailer - December 10th, 2018 Release - December 11th, 2018 The Doomsday Heist trailer - December 07th, 2017 Release - December 12th, 2017 GTA Online: Import/Export trailer - December 02th, 2016 Release - December 13th, 2016 Source: https://gta.fandom.com/7 points -
Take-Two vs The GTA Modding Community, 2021 E&E Edition
guard3 and 6 others reacted to dkluin for a topic
Let's not forget that T2 itself said this when Cyberpunk released, yet they ended up doing it themselves not even a year later. Talk about hypocrisy.7 points -
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BurakKara0 and 6 others reacted to FrugalDangerMan for a topic
They made a DLC focused on Agatha Baker's feet?7 points -
Tuners DLC Vehicle Elimination Game
Lonely-Martin and 6 others reacted to kenmy13999 for a topic
1. Vapid Dominator GTT - 58 2. Karin Futo GTX - 28 3. Dinka Jester RR - 51 4. Annis Remus - 52 5. Dinka RT3000 - 43 6. Annis ZR350 - 53 7. Pfister Comet S2 - 54 8. Vapid Dominator ASP - 51 (+1) 9. Emperor Vectre - 10 (-2) 10. Pfister Growler - 16 11. Übermacht Cypher - 24 12. Karin Previon - 277 points -
GTA Trilogy - The Definitive Edition Modding
PeterParkerHUMANSPIDER and 6 others reacted to Shuubaru for a topic
Vehicle modding is a thing already and I'm happy to start with my favorite car! To make this clear for people interested, on San Andreas at least YOU DON'T NEED SOCKETS! You can simply use bones and name those bones with the same names as the sockets, you can find the correct names if you open the original vehicle skeleton with FModel. Of course, every bone must be rigged to a vehicle part, if a part of the vehicle is static, then you rig it to "chassis" bone, if you need to rig the damaged version of the front left door, then you rig it to "door_lf_dam" bone, etc. The rest of the process is very similar to peds and weapons, I'd advise to read mixmods tutorials about custom textures and custom materials before even attempting to try to mod a vehicle.7 points -
Next DLC Speculation Topic Mk XI
Neonchu and 5 others reacted to Baiylee for a topic
I'm conflicted about the update. On one hand December updates are always the biggest and some of the best imo (I/E, Doomsday Casino Heist etc.) So that gives me some confidence. But on the other hand its looking like the update will be something close to Tuners Part 2 with a large focus on DJs and music. Don't get me wrong, Tuners was a great update and new music is nice. I just hope they have something big in store for us.6 points -
RDO Speculation & General Chat (Part II)
bwatinc and 5 others reacted to CB101683 for a topic
Rockstar are small indie devs, please understand.6 points -
San Andreas Definitive Edition Complaints & Criticisms Topic
icecoldkilla1467 and 5 others reacted to Lock n' Stock for a topic
This. Has it really gotten to the point where developers/publishers are praised for fixing things that SHOULD have been that way on release? That draw distance still looks sh*t, btw. A little haze effect can only do so much when you can still see Mount Chiliad from Grove Street.6 points -
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Tennyzulander and 5 others reacted to Lord Bizkit for a topic
Not only that, but also they have been getting progessively better with car designs with newer dlcs by not flat out merging out two cars (front to back) but using one real life car to replicate the main body whilst taking other design cues (like headlights) from other cars, not to give it that mish mashy look to it.6 points -
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Vice City Launch Bugs & Issues Reporting
Ivan1997GTA and 5 others reacted to SquoniX for a topic
White outline removed: And the chainsaw sound bug has also been fixed.6 points -
Vice City Launch Bugs & Issues Reporting
Punkd and 5 others reacted to SquoniX for a topic
VC now uses the correct menu SFX, instead of the ones from San Andreas:6 points -
San Andreas Launch Bugs & Issues Reporting
sutalu and 5 others reacted to SquoniX for a topic
CJ's running animation at high muscle is fixed (high fat, too):6 points -
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Yannerrins and 5 others reacted to MGgames100 for a topic
I personally really don't care about the theme or size of the update. I just hope it will be fun, pay well and have bunch of good/amazing cars and a bunch of cool music. That will keep me satisfied.6 points -
San Andreas Definitive Edition Complaints & Criticisms Topic
Alex106 and 5 others reacted to Felipeborges388 for a topic
Should be like this6 points -
GTA Trilogy: Definitive Edition Patch 1.03 Notes
Samuel0l and 5 others reacted to Cordohen for a topic
Here's the Support link: https://support.rockstargames.com/articles/4411612846867/Grand-Theft-Auto-The-Trilogy-The-Definitive-Edition-Title-Update-Notes-1-03-PlayStation-5-PlayStation-4-Xbox-Series-X-S-Xbox-One-PC6 points -
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Delicious Potato and 5 others reacted to concolt for a topic
Today is a perfect day for an update newswire, RDO or GTAO.6 points -
Tuners DLC Vehicle Elimination Game
Lonely-Martin and 5 others reacted to Lemoyne outlaw for a topic
1. Vapid Dominator GTT - 58 2. Karin Futo GTX - 28 3. Dinka Jester RR - 51 4. Annis Remus - 52 5. Dinka RT3000 - 43 6. Annis ZR350 - 54 +1 7. Pfister Comet S2 - 54 8. Vapid Dominator ASP - 52 9. Emperor Vectre - 8 10. Pfister Growler - 14 -2 11. Übermacht Cypher - 24 12. Karin Previon - 276 points -
Tuners DLC Vehicle Elimination Game
Lonely-Martin and 5 others reacted to Rotorhead359 for a topic
1. Vapid Dominator GTT - 58 2. Karin Futo GTX - 28 3. Dinka Jester RR - 51 4. Annis Remus - 52 5. Dinka RT3000 - 43 6. Annis ZR350 - 53 7. Pfister Comet S2 - 54 8. Vapid Dominator ASP - 52 (+1) 9. Emperor Vectre - 8 (-2) 10. Pfister Growler - 16 11. Übermacht Cypher - 24 12. Karin Previon - 276 points -
SilentSoul's GTA Vehicle Sketches
MrWheelman and 5 others reacted to SilentSoul21 for a topic
Bordeaux Vivant Turbo (Updated Version) 1980 Renault R5 Turbo Design cues from Citroën Visa GTI, Daihatsu Mira [L55], Vauxhall Astra GTE Mk1, Peugeot 205 T16 and Nissan Micra Super Turbo [K10] Formerly known as "Gaulle Turbo"6 points -
Tuners DLC Vehicle Elimination Game
Lonely-Martin and 5 others reacted to wangsparkinglot for a topic
1. Vapid Dominator GTT - 58 2. Karin Futo GTX - 28 3. Dinka Jester RR - 50 4. Annis Remus - 52 > 5. Dinka RT3000 - 43 6. Obey Tailgater S - 0 << ELIMINATED 7. Annis ZR350 - 53 8. Pfister Comet S2 - 54 9. Vapid Dominator ASP - 50 10. Emperor Vectre - 14 11. Pfister Growler - 16 12. Übermacht Cypher - 24 13. Karin Previon - 27 CS 1. Vapid Dominator GTT - 58 2. Karin Futo GTX - 28 3. Dinka Jester RR - 50 4. Annis Remus - 52 5. Dinka RT3000 - 43 6. Annis ZR350 - 53 7. Pfister Comet S2 - 54 8. Vapid Dominator ASP - 50 9. Emperor Vectre - 14 10. Pfister Growler - 16 11. Übermacht Cypher - 24 12. Karin Previon - 276 points -
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Rev. Gnash and 4 others reacted to MekhiSkyline for a topic
Maybe some more variety in the cutlery department as we'll, such as a Tanto Knife, Katana, etc. (R* should improve melee fighting mechanics) More jets would definitely be nice5 points -
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Thomas The Dank Engine and 4 others reacted to MGgames100 for a topic
I just hope for a lil more tuners, just more variety, nothing weaponized, but if I had to choose it would be military 4 door Squaddie and F117, hovercraft would be nice too. As for the weapons, I truly don't care. I'd like to finally get the beta weapons or TBOGT Advanced Sniper. As for the missions I just don't care, as long as they are fun and have good payout. Edit: Jesus f*ck, I didn't read the 421 page, y'all f*ckin cringe ngl, at least put it in the spoiler. Just my two cents.5 points -
GTA 6 Speculation & Discussion [Part 5.69]
Yarrow and 4 others reacted to Len Lfc for a topic
Nobody knows, but I agree with Jez that there's a strong likelihood that a lot or major corporations may have had some influence on it. You'd be extremely naïve to think they wouldn't want to hide the dislikes from their products (not just games) Henceforth, today shall be knows as Dan H V1-13 Day!5 points -
Next DLC Speculation Topic Mk XI
zBiglucky and 4 others reacted to Neonchu for a topic
No offense but why do you want real cars in a GTA game? Personally I always liked how Rockstar makes their own as it fits within the rest of the GTA world of parodies of real companies.5 points -
San Andreas Launch Bugs & Issues Reporting
Karl11 and 4 others reacted to Spider-Vice for a topic
Old Reece is old again.5 points -
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Kernel and 4 others reacted to Spider-Vice for a topic
Oh yeah I didn't mean to imply anything about its size, I don't think it'll be bigger than CPH for the sole fact that had a whole new island5 points -
GTA Trilogy - The Definitive Edition Modding
Rainer_32 and 4 others reacted to xiaogui319 for a topic
GTA trilogy car mod, there is no texture at the moment, everything else is working https://youtu.be/gDIXgcHXmIw Welcome everyone to download and test: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1-0uria3QVn2cOwNcVAfSGlmpAA-t4w2Q/view?usp=drivesdk @XMDS, @id74110, Thanks my friends5 points -
Tuners DLC Vehicle Elimination Game
Lonely-Martin and 4 others reacted to Nefarious_Poundcake for a topic
1. Vapid Dominator GTT - 58 2. Karin Futo GTX - 28 3. Dinka Jester RR - 51 (+1) 4. Annis Remus - 52 5. Dinka RT3000 - 43 6. Annis ZR350 - 53 7. Pfister Comet S2 - 54 8. Vapid Dominator ASP - 50 9. Emperor Vectre - 12 (-2) 10. Pfister Growler - 16 11. Übermacht Cypher - 24 12. Karin Previon - 275 points -
My Chain Story
H-G and 4 others reacted to AlexGTAGamer for a topic
Welcome back to the party @ArmyRaidFail405 E] Cut to Johnny. We rejoin Johnny and Co. just as they are about to finish off the last hostile soldier at the Escobar International Airport hangar. Michael gets a perfect headshot on the remaining soldier, then surveys the area. Michael: “That should be the last of them now.” Johnny: “Hallelujah! Who would have thought getting an attack helicopter would prove to be so damn hard?” Tommy: “Hey I had to complete every task there is to do in this city just to get the attack helicopter to appear at a helipad outside of the airbase.” D’anny: “Huh?” Tommy: “Never mind.” Michael: “Okay so all we gotta do now is move that plane outta the way and then we can use the chopper to do what we need to do and then get back LC.” Johnny: “Cool. So… who here knows how to pilot a plane?” Everyone looks around puzzled… all except for Phil, who smugly saunters forward. He opens his mouth ready to sing a song lyric in response, but is cut off by Michael. Michael: “No Phil, don’t sing anything. Just move the plane.” Phil rushes up a conveniently placed set of steps to access the plane to do his business, whilst Michael, Johnny, Mary, Tommy and D’anny stand aside. D’anny: “You know, when you think about it, it does make sense for a guy who sings so much about feeling it coming in the air tonight, should know how to fly a plane.” Phil inches the plane out of the hangar and out of the way of the Hunter, then powers off the engines. He then looks out of the cockpit window and smiles giving a hearty thumbs-up. Johnny: “Thanks Phil!” Michael and Johnny now make their way over to the Hunter as Phil exits the plane via activating the emergency inflatable ramp, but he flies off of the end of the ramp and hits the runway tarmac hard. Michael and Johnny rush over to Phil’s aid. Johnny: “Are you okay?” Phil uneasily rises to his feet and responds. Phil: “Help! I need somebody. Help! Not just anybody. Help! You know I need someone. Help!” Michael: “Oh that does it! The Beatles song lyrics?! Seriously?!” Johnny: “Aww man, why couldn’t it be the Rolling Stones?” Michael storms over to the Hunter, closely pursued by Johnny, leaving Tommy, Mary and D’anny to attend to the bruised Phil. Michael shouts over to Tommy before sitting at the helicopter’s controls. Michael: “I’ll try not to beat-up your chopper too much man!” Tommy: “Don’t worry, a new one will just spawn at the helipad anyways!” Michael (over the sound of the rotor blades beginning to spin): “What was that!?” Tommy: “Nothing, just… fly safe!” Michael: “Thanks man!” Johnny hops into the seat behind Michael in the helicopter and they take off and head towards the VCN building. Phil: “Hey Jude, don’t make it bad. Take a sad song, and make it better.” Mary: “Who‘s Jude? My name’s Mary.” Tommy: “Hey there’s a fire truck around here somewhere. Who wants to go and fight some fires?” Mary and D’anny: “Yeah!” Phil: “Speaking words of wisdom. Let it be.” Tommy (to D’anny): “Remind me on the drive to give Phil a knock on the head to change his song lyrics.” We now cut back to India where the petty squabble involving Mori, Wade, the D’Siblings and Alberto has now reached boiling point. Mori: “Damn it, I never wanted to come to this sh*thole country to begin with, on some sh*thole of a mission, with this braindead asshole!” Wade: “Hey, that’s not very nice.” Mori: “Oh shut up! Just get some damn ice cream and shut up! Hey, who knows? Maybe getting a brain freeze might actually awaken some of those dormant brain cells of yours? That is if you even have any brain cells to begin with!” Wade: “That hurt.” Mori: “Aww I’m sorry, did I hurt your poor, precious, feelings? Well tough tits sunshine, I don’t care!” D’arcy: “Wow, you’re such an angry midget.” Mori: “Hey bitch, you want me to whip out my cock? There’s nothing midget-like about what I’m packing. Actually I take back my offer, dykes such as yourself aren’t interested in cock now are ya?” D’elroy: “Hey, watch your mouth you orange turd!” Mori: “Well excuse me prick, was I talking to you? No I wasn’t, so know your place and back the f*ck up!” Mori then turns to Alberto. “And as for you, I don’t know who you are or what you contribute, but I’m sure you’re a jerk! And f*ck that stupid glass eye of yours too!” Alberto suddenly becomes incensed and snaps. Alberto: “Nobody insults my precious!” Alberto delivers a very powerful punch to Mori’s face, shattering his nose and knocking him to the ground. Mori: “Aauurrggh! Gah! Ah, my nose! My poor nose. *Sob* What’s the point of having rock hard abs when everyone just punches me in the nose?” *Begins to cry* Alberto: “Oh man, I-I’m sorry.” Mori: “Ooowww, it hurts so much!” *Continues crying* Wade: “You know what makes me feel better when I’m upset? Some ice cream.” Mori: *Wipes away tears* *Turns to the D’Siblings* “Y-yeah. C-can we get some ice cream, please?” Wade smiles from ear to ear. D’arcy: “Oh my days, this is just pathetic.” D’elroy: “Nice punch there Al. I never thought you had it in you.” Alberto: “I… I’ve never punched anyone before. This glass eye… my precious… what is it doing to me?” We now continue to follow… 1. The dysfunctional group that is Mori, Wade, the D’Siblings and Alberto. 2. Niko and Co. following the warehouse job. 3. Michael and Johnny, now about to rain down hell on the Weazels inside the VCN building from the Hunter attack helicopter. 4. We follow Baz on his journey to [your choice]. 5. Another character of your choosing.5 points -
GTA Trilogy - The Definitive Edition Modding
Sonny_Black and 4 others reacted to akraminsev for a topic
Friends, accept my interesting retexture https://www.nexusmods.com/grandtheftautothetrilogy/mods/3075 points