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-Crack.

1. Annis S80RR - 28 2. Enus Paragon R (Armored) - 35 3. Obey 8F Drafter - 46 4. Vapid Caracara 4X4 - 16 (+1) 5. Weeny Issi Sport - 19 6. Vysser Neo - 45 (-2) 7. Ocelot Jugular - 40 8. Bravado Gauntlet Classic - 44 9. Bravado Gauntlet Hellfire - 47 10. Übermacht Zion Classic - 44 Caracara did nothing wrong. I remember when they added the 6x6 Caracara a lot of people wanted one without the gun, a normal version. Now it's lower in points than the average at best 2-door cars I never see people use.

1. Annis S80RR - 28 2. Enus Paragon R (Armored) - 35 3. Obey 8F Drafter - 50 4. Vapid Caracara 4X4 - 15 5. Weeny Issi Sport - 18 6. Vysser Neo - 47 7. Ocelot Jugular - 40 (+1) 8. Bravado Gauntlet Classic - 43 9. Bravado Gauntlet Hellfire - 48 (-2) 10. Übermacht Zion Classic - 44 Jugular takes my point for today, because of the phenomenal sound, impressive performance and of course Shiny Wasabi Kitty It's just a glorious machine. I drive it with the radio off so I can hear that powerhouse more clearly Maybe it's because the Neo just that "ugly and forgettable" in your own, blatantly biased, opinion? For me it's a pretty car, and quite unique too. I really like how it's a grand tourer with some greater emphasis in performance, yet retaining the luxury and practical nature that defines a GT car. Being based on a Spyker C8 is the cherry on top, one of the cars I most wanted to see in the game yet also one of the least expected. Given that it's doing surprisingly well, it seems that I'm not alone thinking that it is overall an awesome addition to such a crowded vehicle class that is the Sports. I also hold the Hellfire in a high regard for its quality and design (also bought it day one, mind you), so I'm bringing it a little closer to my favorite daily driver

1. Annis S80RR - 30 2. Enus Paragon R (Armored) - 36 << 3. Obey 8F Drafter - 50 4. Vapid Caracara 4X4 - 15 5. Weeny Issi Sport - 18 6. Vysser Neo - 48 7. Ocelot Jugular - 38 8. Bravado Gauntlet Classic - 43 9. Bravado Gauntlet Hellfire - 49 > 10. Übermacht Zion Classic - 45 Thought I would take some of these out for a test drive and I have changed my upvote to the Gauntlet hellfire, what a beast !

You guys want a truly unpopular opinion? I want R* to patch solo public lobbies. You may wonder "why"? Well, so the playerbase stops being so complacent and actually demand a change. You shouldn't have to play an online multiplayer game alone in order to make it work, yet people treat solo public sessions as the ultimate solution to all this game's problems. It's even worse when people imply or outright say that it's somehow your fault being griefed because you didn't sell in a solo public session, sure, because solo public sessions are 100% inpenetrable, because literally no one can drop in one by mere chance and go straight to your sale with complete impunity, nah, that can't be. We're victim blaming people for not using a blatant exploit instead of actually blaming R* for basically forcing us to go out of our way to play alone in an online multiplayer game. Either make selling in packed lobbies actually doable or make solo public sessions a legitimate option, better yet, do both. So yeah, if solo public sessions suddenly were patched in the next update, I wouldn't drop a swear about it. I would enjoy the sudden backlash against R* though.

Looks like the trolls are out and about in missions during the double pay event week. Had an MK2 pleb literally blow up the prison bus in Bust Out, killing the guy we had to free. Then I had an Insurgent troll that was never loved as a child constantly ram into me. I’ve noticed that almost all Insurgent drivers in missions are cunts that think they’re hot sh*t just because they’re in a heavy vehicle with a lot of ramming power, and thus hit you whenever they have the chance. At this point, I’ve given up and decided to just solo these missions. At least this way, I can actually get something done. No more MK2 morons, no more miserable trolls, and no more sabotaging, just peace. Even better if you play on free aim, since you get even more pay. Mk2 dumbass of the day:

1. Annis S80RR - 28 2. Enus Paragon R (Armored) - 35 3. Obey 8F Drafter - 50 4. Vapid Caracara 4X4 - 15 5. Weeny Issi Sport - 18 6. Vysser Neo - 47 7. Ocelot Jugular - 39 8. Bravado Gauntlet Classic - 43 9. Bravado Gauntlet Hellfire - 50 10. Übermacht Zion Classic - 44 + to the Hellfire - to the Neo

Jeez, just when you think some sort of mild respite of sanity is slowly creeping in, the BS and the 'leaks' flare up again. I'm as sick of saying this as I'm sure everyone is sick of reading it: extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. I've seen absolutely no such evidence in any of this recirculated garbage. Think critically not wishfully when it comes to this sh*t, and don't give these dicks the oxygen of publicity or else we'll be swamped.

1. Annis S80RR - 28 2. Enus Paragon R (Armored) - 35 3. Obey 8F Drafter - 48 (-2) 4. Vapid Caracara 4X4 - 15 5. Weeny Issi Sport - 18 6. Vysser Neo - 47 7. Ocelot Jugular - 40 8. Bravado Gauntlet Classic - 44 (+1) 9. Bravado Gauntlet Hellfire - 48 10. Übermacht Zion Classic - 44

Because it was free ...well, after completing those bastardly casino missions for Ms Baker. 1. Annis S80RR - 28 2. Enus Paragon R (Armored) - 35 (-1) 3. Obey 8F Drafter - 50 4. Vapid Caracara 4X4 - 15 5. Weeny Issi Sport - 18 6. Vysser Neo - 49 7. Ocelot Jugular - 39 (+1) 8. Bravado Gauntlet Classic - 43 9. Bravado Gauntlet Hellfire - 49 10. Übermacht Zion Classic - 44 (-1) Jugular gets a boost just for the exhaust note, the Zion classic is a dead on 6er, despite the sh*te square headlights. It also drives like balls.

1. Annis S80RR - 30 2. Enus Paragon R (Armored) - 38 3. Obey 8F Drafter - 50 4. Vapid Caracara 4X4 - 15 5. Weeny Issi Sport - 17 6. Vysser Neo - 48 7. Ocelot Jugular - 38 8. Bravado Gauntlet Classic - 45 << 9. Bravado Gauntlet Hellfire - 48 10. Übermacht Zion Classic - 45 >

Happy New Year for you guys! (A little late). I've been out of modding these past few days, but here's something new for SA: 1981 Declasse Sabre DOWNLOAD

There was this leak, I don't know how old it was but it might have some truth to it. - The game will be set in 80's Vice City - You will control an Italian protagonist who just got released from prison - the story will focus on cocaine, apparently a cocaine deal goes wrong and you have to find out who was responsible. - the leaker said the game will release in 2022... or was it 2002 Either way seems legit to me. that about the only leak I trust at this moment in time.

What is a fair victory? 1. Annis S80RR - 28 2. Enus Paragon R (Armored) - 35 3. Obey 8F Drafter - 46 (-2) 4. Vapid Caracara 4X4 - 15 5. Weeny Issi Sport - 18 6. Vysser Neo - 47 7. Ocelot Jugular - 40 8. Bravado Gauntlet Classic - 44 9. Bravado Gauntlet Hellfire - 49 (+1) 10. Übermacht Zion Classic - 44

I personally think setting the game in present times would be a terrible decision. It would be GTA V all over again with repetitive parodies about social media and technology. The best time frame to set the game in would be the 70's IMO. It hasn't been done before, a lot happened during that decade so there's a lot of gameplay/theme possibilities and stylistically it would look awesome. Another modern day GTA game would be a horrendous decision.

1. Annis S80RR - 26 2. Enus Paragon R (Armored) - 33 3. Obey 8F Drafter - 46 4. Vapid Caracara 4X4 - 16 (-2) 5. Weeny Issi Sport - 17 6. Vysser Neo - 44 7. Ocelot Jugular - 38 8. Bravado Gauntlet Classic - 45 (+1) 9. Bravado Gauntlet Hellfire - 46 10. Übermacht Zion Classic - 46

Already almost two weeks into the new year and I haven't made a proper post yet? Yea, busy times and a stunning boredom with GTA Online these past few weeks has seen me mostly inactive around the Forum, so I hope you folks haven't missed me. But it's finally time for a new post and I couldn't be more unsure as to why this selection was chosen for the first of 2020. Maybe I hoped these will find their way to our garages in this new year? Unfortunately, after new year's celebrations and what seemed a week-long stupor, my memory is... fuzzy. But don't let my nonsense rambling disconcert you, they're good cars! Or I think so, anyway. A Lincoln, an Oldsmobile, a Lamborghini, a Ferrari, and a Honda. Let's get to it! 1970 Lincoln Continental Or thereabouts. I'll continue to hammer the need for some serious land yachts until the day the Online server farms get obliterated by the Orbital Strike cannon. Or I do. Whichever comes first. 1949 Oldsmobile 88 Racing legends like the 88 and Hornet are sorely missed in a game which includes the likes of the Dune and S80RR! If we're really looking forward to an "Open Wheel Racing" update this year, can we also see a few vintage throwbacks too? Lamborghini Jarama Something sporty and European for those of you so inclined. After the Miura and before the Countach, the Jarama is the Espada's angrier, squarer, more exclusive sibling, and I do quite like it. Been too long since we saw a proper vintage performer. Ferrari 365 GTS/4 Or is it a Daytona? Now, listen, I'm not one of those Vice City fanatics who think that GTA 6 must be a return to 1980s Miami, but for a series that once took so much inspiration from Miami Vice, it's weird that this Ferrari is stuck in the realm of RenderWare. 1986 Honda Accord I'm growing desperate. I need satisfaction that only 1980s Japanese cars with hidden headlamps can deliver. I've seen it, it was there in Liberty City, the Hakumai. But not in Los Santos. An easy port, but not easy enough? Why, Rockstar?

1. Annis S80RR - 28 2. Enus Paragon R (Armored) - 35 3. Obey 8F Drafter - 46 4. Vapid Caracara 4X4 - 16 5. Weeny Issi Sport - 17 (-2) 6. Vysser Neo - 45 7. Ocelot Jugular - 40 8. Bravado Gauntlet Classic - 44 9. Bravado Gauntlet Hellfire - 46 (+1) 10. Übermacht Zion Classic - 45 All's fair in love and war.

Going to help the Zion Zaibatsu today. 1. Annis S80RR - 28 2. Enus Paragon R (Armored) - 35 3. Obey 8F Drafter - 46 4. Vapid Caracara 4X4 - 16 5. Weeny Issi Sport - 19 6. Vysser Neo - 45 7. Ocelot Jugular - 40 8. Bravado Gauntlet Classic - 44 9. Bravado Gauntlet Hellfire - 45 -- 10. Übermacht Zion Classic - 45 +

1. Annis S80RR - 28 2. Enus Paragon R (Armored) - 35 3. Obey 8F Drafter - 46 4. Vapid Caracara 4X4 - 15 5. Weeny Issi Sport - 19 (+1) 6. Vysser Neo - 47 7. Ocelot Jugular - 40 8. Bravado Gauntlet Classic - 44 9. Bravado Gauntlet Hellfire - 47 (-2) 10. Übermacht Zion Classic - 44

"So, I started a moonshine sell mission yesterday" "Oh cool. How did it go? 20/20 sale?" "Dunno yet. I'm still waiting for this guy to shut the hell up!!"

Ok guys I just got Nemesis and I know how I did it and finally a video of it happening. Listen to the sound it makes. Its very different from the usual sound. Just keep going through the cycles. Eventually you will land on ice cold-ice cold and it will have this sound. From here just keep playing. Here I got it in maybe 5 attempts once I reached the correct spot in the cycle. Oh and a huge thanks to @Fun 2 for that last piece of the puzzle we needed!

Now that the PC version is out, I wonder if we can look in the files to see what was causing the Angelo Bronte glitch, and if there's any other way to replicate it

1. Annis S80RR - 29 2. Enus Paragon R (Armored) - 37 3. Obey 8F Drafter - 50 4. Vapid Caracara 4X4 - 17 (-2) 5. Weeny Issi Sport - 21 (+1) 6. Vysser Neo - 49 7. Ocelot Jugular - 37 8. Bravado Gauntlet Classic - 48 9. Bravado Gauntlet Hellfire - 48 10. Übermacht Zion Classic - 44

I did nemesis with both toons using the method i described page 6 And here some tips that can make it happen faster - There are 9 cycles - There is an (ice cold/ice cold) in each cycle but Only one cycle contains the magic nemesis (ice cold/ice cold) - Would you, in a cycle, get a matching result other than (ice cold/ice cold) like (warmer/warmer) or (thaw out/thaw out)....(sound heard=a little music), move to next cycle by having A buying a dance then B will buy up to 9 dances again.... You can also move to next cycle when you get an unwished buzzing (ice cold/ice cold) - the cycle that contains the magic nemesis (ice cold/ice cold) does not contain any other matching result than (ice cold/ice cold) As @Fun 2 explained it, the magic nemesis (ice cold/ice cold) has an unsual sound (check my vids or @StangOne50 one) Unusual sound is like a bear talking idk which language while "unwished" ice cold/ice cold sound is like a big BZzzz for a wrong answer in a TV game show

Who's idea was it to have Colter as a ghost town/Bounty spawn spot in Online? They could have had it like a Hunters Hub kind of place for the snowy North, a guy selling Moonshine out of his wagon in one building and an NPC selling supplies out of some crates in another with a few NPC's milling around and sleeping in the bunks or on the floor. No major changes to the map and a place to warm up and wind down while in the North. A bar to warm up, a General Trader to buy supplies and Butcher to sell meats and furs. It would have been a rough and tumble makeshift settlement so the fact that its empty in Single Player could have been explained as the group moving on just before Arthur found the place.

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In no way that 'leak' is verified, and we actually discussed this before. There's nothing in it that proved to be correct before it was heavily rumored, leaked, implied or speculated by various reliable sources.

How long has the DLC been out for, and they STILL haven't actually unblacklisted the garbage collector outfit. We can buy it. But we can't wear it, or save it as an outfit. Once you die, it's gone.

If the next patch don't bring in some serious fixes or bandaids to combat all of the massive issues in the game, I may just stop playing for a while. My patience is running out. Having to apply workarounds for almost every aspect in the game in order to make it work is just... Not acceptable.

To all those going into all the in-depth stuff about which missions to do at which point and whether or not glitches, cheats and hacks are acceptable - please remember one rule. Keep it simple for the newbies. Overloading them with information they don't even need at this point in their playtime isn't going to help matters. How to set up a solo public session and a few pointers to get them past their first couple of million should be plenty - and they can ask for further advice if they require it.

1. Annis S80RR - 26 -2 2. Enus Paragon R (Armored) - 33 3. Obey 8F Drafter - 46 4. Vapid Caracara 4X4 - 18 +1 5. Weeny Issi Sport - 17 6. Vysser Neo - 44 7. Ocelot Jugular - 38 8. Bravado Gauntlet Classic - 44 9. Bravado Gauntlet Hellfire - 46 10. Übermacht Zion Classic - 46

I’ve never seen people drive a Caracara either.... a lot of people aren’t into trucks to begin with so it has more limited Appeal. 1. Annis S80RR - 28 2. Enus Paragon R (Armored) - 33 (-2) 3. Obey 8F Drafter - 46 4. Vapid Caracara 4X4 - 17 5. Weeny Issi Sport - 17 6. Vysser Neo - 46 (+1) 7. Ocelot Jugular - 38 8. Bravado Gauntlet Classic - 44 9. Bravado Gauntlet Hellfire - 46 10. Übermacht Zion Classic - 45

Why are we still not able to purchase the Interceptor, let alone any of the law enforcement vehicles, after 6 years? But sure, let’s eventually make the fire truck purchasable... for 3 million fecking smackaroos, which you won’t be able to request like a regular PV, even though you can just call the emergency services for a free one. The fecking bastards. And whenever they do make the law enforcement vehicles available for purchase, I guarantee you that they will make them Pegasus vehicles, because it’s fecking Dumbstar we’re talking about here. Okay, I’m done with my little rant. EDIT: I’ve noticed that the f word gets changed to “fecking” in the final post. Seriously, GTAF?

"THAT'S ONE BIG PIPE CLEANER!!" Trashed Jeep NOTE: MATERIALS ARE MESSED UP, BUT IT WORKS FINE PS - spawn using teh_hero's debug mode Non-cutscene "cutscene" Washington Biker Angel without saddlebags (YAWN) (okay, okay I'll stop nao - I SWEAR) Walton Towtruck Scoped Colt 45 with "laser" sight The bastard offspring of a Tropic/Marquis THE TROQUIS V1 RELEASED!! ZR-350s convertible / soft top Generic van (civilian Mr. Whoopee) (MORE SOON)

It's flipping stupid that we don't get a refresh button for the biker club missions....R* can't think of adding anything that would be helpful to players. I guess I should not expect crap out of them since they can't add one to the game instead of sending you back to there crappy single player. Oh but they add a crappy one to the mission pick screen..wait you wanted to refresh for more contact mission oh no how about deathmatchs and races.

That's an interesting one, they're the same resolution in both (128x128) but the originals used on PS2/PC/Xbox were heavily dithered so it seems like they just used some new ones they had laying around that were not? ORIGINAL MOBILE

1. Annis S80RR - 28 (-2) 2. Enus Paragon R (Armored) - 36 3. Obey 8F Drafter - 50 4. Vapid Caracara 4X4 - 15 5. Weeny Issi Sport - 18 6. Vysser Neo - 49 (+1) 7. Ocelot Jugular - 38 8. Bravado Gauntlet Classic - 43 9. Bravado Gauntlet Hellfire - 49 10. Übermacht Zion Classic - 45

Played some poker for the first time today. Hate the dumbasses who instantly bet max before any community cards have even gone down. It completely removes any and all skill from the game, which is already heavily compromised based upon the fact that it's a video game and you don't have actual tells, and turns it into an incredibly boring and repetitive game of pure chance.

I'm just still wondering why and how this thread is still going after 2 and a half years.

The problem is that Ice Cold has two values, it can be 0 and 1 at the same time which give out the same award, while every other love level has one value. In order to get Nemesis, your award value must equal your friend award value, but here's the problem, your friend could be 1 and you could be 0 You could be trying for ever to get Nemesis, but you have to match your values first. In order to do that, you must change the love level. To notice a difference, you have to check for the love machine sound it makes when it hits Ice Cold. If it's a sound that resemble a wrong result, then both your value and your friend's value aren't matched up. Check for the unique sound it makes when you hit Ice Cold with your friend, not what the Professor says, but the sound from the machine.

This seems familiar.....

1. Annis S80RR - 29 2. Enus Paragon R (Armored) - 38 (+1) 3. Obey 8F Drafter - 50 4. Vapid Caracara 4X4 - 17 5. Weeny Issi Sport - 19 (-2) 6. Vysser Neo - 49 7. Ocelot Jugular - 37 8. Bravado Gauntlet Classic - 48 9. Bravado Gauntlet Hellfire - 48 10. Übermacht Zion Classic - 44

1. Annis S80RR - 29 2. Enus Paragon R (Armored) - 37 3. Obey 8F Drafter - 50 4. Vapid Caracara 4X4 - 19 5. Weeny Issi Sport - 22 +1 6. Vysser Neo - 48 7. Ocelot Jugular - 37 8. Bravado Gauntlet Classic - 48 9. Bravado Gauntlet Hellfire - 48 -2 10. Übermacht Zion Classic - 44

It's hysterical how Take-Two will sue other people for modding their games, but won't lift a fecking finger to deal with hackers. It's not like the modding tool is in some deep web top-secret hacker community or some sh*t, you can find that stuff right on the first page of google. A multi-billion dollar company is so ambivalent toward hackers that you can find the hack for their games on fecking google. I don't want any fancy crap for the next update. I just want Rockstar to unveil a new anti-cheat system. Even if they release some fancy craps, I can't play it because I'll just be griefed by hackers while grinding. Here's the video of my latest encounter with a hacker. What do you even do but rage quit at this point?