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This week is worth alone just because of the Yellow Dog with Cone apparel, ngl.

ÖVERFLÖD IMORGON SPORTS CAR NOW AVAILABLE PLUS DOUBLE REWARDS ON ARENA SERIES MODES, RESURRECTION AND CONTACT MISSIONS Considered electric? Of course not. Recycling your eCola can is too much effort. Lucky for you, the Imorgon is the electric thoroughbred you never dared imagine. Now you can drive a revolutionary chrome molybdenum steel wonder while telling everyone you’re in it for the environment. Purchasing a spectacular sports car is the very least you could do. You’re welcome, nature. The Överflöd Imorgon, available now from Legendary Motorsport. Is it art? Is it fashion? Why can't it be both? As part of The Diamond Casino Heist update, players who own the esteemed Yellow Dog with Cone Statue can get early access to wares from the hottest and most enigmatic new brand around, including two Yellow Dog with Cone T-shirts, a chain and a pair of slip-on loafers. Picture this: the Maze Bank Arena is strewn with abstract shapes bent out of hot, contorted metal. You rev your vehicle's overpowered engines and the smell of gasoline singes your nostrils. The good news is that players can earn Double Rewards on the entire Arena War Series, including high-octane modes like Carnage, Flag War, Hot Bomb and Bomb Ball. The bad news is your nostrils might be irreparably damaged. Elsewhere, players can earn 2X GTA$ & RP by playing Resurrection, the Adversary Mode that allows you to revive your own fallen teammates by killing one of your enemies. That means you can only win by wiping the other team out, exterminating them before they have a chance to claw their way back into the world of the living. Otherwise, you can earn Doubled Payouts on all Contact Missions this week, either by answering the texts in your iFruit inbox or by booting them from the Jobs page located in the Online Menu. Swing by the lobby of The Diamond Casino & Resort to give the Lucky Wheel a spin for the opportunity to win GTA$, RP, clothing items and more. This week's top prize is a customized Obey 8F Drafter sports-car wrapped in the baroque Val-de-Grâce custom livery, so it's sure to turn heads as you do double the speed limit in a residential neighborhood. The key to any successful business is responsible budgeting and bookkeeping - whether or not your enterprise is quote-unquote legal doesn't change that in the slightest. Save money where it counts by taking advantage of the myriad of discounts on offer in GTA Online this week, including: Obey 8F Drafter (Sports) – 35% off Terrorbyte Upgrades – 40% off MOC Renovations – 40% off Avenger Renovations – 40% off Facility Upgrades (excluding Orbital Cannon) – 40% off Executive Office Renovations – 40% off Executive Office Garages, Add-Ons & Renovations – 40% off Special Cargo Warehouse, Add-Ons & Renovations – 40% off Biker Businesses – 40% off MC Clubhouse Renovations – 40% off MC Clubhouse Bike Shop – 40% off Bunker Renovations & Add-Ons – 40% off Nightclub Renovations – 40% off Hangar Workshop – 40% off Hangar Renovations & Add-Ons – 40% off In addition to an extra 10% off all of the discounts listed above, Twitch Prime members who connect their accounts with the Rockstar Social Club will receive the Pixel Pete's Arcade property in Paleto Bay for free (via rebate that will be received within 72 hours of purchase). To ensure access to future benefits, make sure to visit Twitch Prime and sign up.

Can confirm, all contact missions are x2$ & RP

bruh momento

tbh it's just thousands of replies of "does this mean anything" "no" "what about this" "no", as well as bully 2 your guess is as good as any ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I agree, it all seriousness, it shows that R* is paying more attention to the playerbase to the point of doing nods to certain memes. I really like where this is going.

Owí:ra

Totally agree. Arena Wars has been given such a bad press, and here are the possible reasons why: Possibly the most expensive update of all time. Buy a crazily priced mod for any car; don't like it? Pay a further crazy price to change it to something else. No mix and match or experimentation allowed. All vehicle and clothing unlocks hidden behind a play and pay wall. Many of the vehicles perform exactly the same function in the arena, so are pretty pointless to own, but most people don't realize this until they've spent tens of millions. All of the aesthetics, including the three Cerberuses, serve no unique function other than looking different to each other. Another massive money sink. The arena serves little in-game purpose unless you're playing in the arena itself. You can go into it and look at your cars and trophies, but it's essentially a prop that has no integrated use or revenue for freemode. Once you get bored with it and there are no 2X events, it's really dead. Being denied the stock versions of certain vehicles, but instead forced into using expensively stripped down arena versions of the Imperator and ZR380; however, the Impaler does have a stock version. However, for all the negative attitudes towards the Arena, it's still great fun if you have the most useful vehicles. It introduced some brand new vehicle mechanics such as jumps, side-shunts, fuel boosts and flamethrowers. We got the really cool RC Bandito. Some of the clothes are really interesting. The random wheel spin concept was introduced and adds a new twist to getting eliminated and idly spectating when you're 'dead', plus you can use RC weapons and traps for extra fun and amass AP and other goodies from the sidelines. I just wish Rockstar had integrated the Arena into freemode a bit more instead of it being a useless prop when you're not playing in it.

Love this car, the duality it offers is f*cking awesome and well worth the price. Seems like it will be quite unique since so many hate it. However like that garbage bag beside it, the handling is trash. It understeers way too much. Acceleration is epic, but the top speed is disappointing as well. I also like this engine, but it feels like I have seen it before somewhere? Other cool details: - Obviously you can remove the spoiler with the spoiler removal glitch. - It has a lot of cool Carbon fiber options. - The headlights can be destroyed in 2 phases. First you can disable the longer LED setup if you smash it head on. In the 2nd round you can take out the outer LEDs. - The rear taillight seems to be indestructible? I only manged to destroy the reversing lights. - I also like that there is an option of a side logo in the small window. - If you drive slow, you're basically in the EV mode all the time. Engine kicks in when you start moving quickly- - If you hold the gas and handbrake it unleashes a similar effect to a launch control. It also builds up boost.

WORSHIP THE CONE

Now that we got clothing for Yellow Cone Dogs, why stop there? We need paintings, double sided objects, table decorations and LIVERIES!

Who needs a Presidente? White: #C8C4BB00 pearl with Dark Steel (maybe don't works in sc) Dark Red: #2E020CFF pearl with Grace Red Blue: #020E36AA pearl with Race Blue Graphite: #0C0D0EFF pearl with Cast Iron Silver Red: #760802AA Matte Pure Black: #000000FF

https://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/61330/Overflod-Imorgon-Sports-Car-Now-Available

Yellow dog with cone will be the final boss in gtaonline.

1. Annis S80RR - 31 2. Enus Paragon R (Armored) - 40 3. Obey 8F Drafter - 50 4. Vapid Caracara 4X4 - 23 (+1) 5. Weeny Issi Sport - 35 6. Vysser Neo - 52 7. Ocelot Jugular - 38 8. Pegassi Zorrusso - 17 (-2) 9. Bravado Gauntlet Classic - 54 10. Bravado Gauntlet Hellfire - 61 11. Übermacht Zion Classic - 40 12. Vapid Peyote Gasser - 9

Thread had been dead for 6 days straight. I could feel the hype for this car

1. Annis S80RR - 30 2. Enus Paragon R (Armored) - 40 3. Obey 8F Drafter - 50 4. Vapid Caracara 4X4 - 22 5. Weeny Issi Sport - 38 6. Vysser Neo - 53 7. Ocelot Jugular - 40 8. Pegassi Zorrusso - 19 9. Bravado Gauntlet Classic - 53 (-2) 10. Bravado Gauntlet Hellfire - 61 (+1) 11. Übermacht Zion Classic - 40 12. Vapid Peyote Gasser - 8 I tried giving my - 2 to something else instead yesterday but someone still wanted to downvote the Hellfire.. The Neo will pass the Gauntlet Classic if this continues

1. Annis S80RR - 32 2. Enus Paragon R (Armored) - 40 3. Obey 8F Drafter - 50 4. Vapid Caracara 4X4 - 22 5. Weeny Issi Sport - 38 > 6. Vysser Neo - 51 7. Ocelot Jugular - 40 8. Pegassi Zorrusso - 19 << 9. Bravado Gauntlet Classic - 55 10. Bravado Gauntlet Hellfire - 60 11. Übermacht Zion Classic - 40 12. Vapid Peyote Gasser - 10

1. Annis S80RR - 32 2. Enus Paragon R (Armored) - 40 3. Obey 8F Drafter - 50 4. Vapid Caracara 4X4 - 22 5. Weeny Issi Sport - 37 (-2) 6. Vysser Neo - 51 7. Ocelot Jugular - 40 8. Pegassi Zorrusso - 21 9. Bravado Gauntlet Classic - 55 10. Bravado Gauntlet Hellfire - 60 (+1) 11. Übermacht Zion Classic - 40 12. Vapid Peyote Gasser - 10 Been largely great fun to see here too, adds a bit of flavour to things.

help help I have 3 hours left to play GTA before internet tough guy will somehow make me unable to play it ever again (apparently somehow) i'm screwed, I think I have to flee the country? Anyone know how could I get to Tahiti quickly?

Lost more than half my moonshine payment from losing 1 f*cking bottle. Went on the road with a $247 load, delivered 19/20 bottles and got paid $108. Losing 1 bottle of shine cost me $139. F*ck this role! And f*ck Rockstar too!

I think we're absolutely safe to say at least one year of updates is guaranteed. My estimation, it's 2 years and more, if R* will release something else before VI. Going to VI topic to check out the discussion.

Yeah, RDRO really knocked the sail out of my wind in regards to the future online games they offer. Such a beautiful game with untold potential. But like GTA:O, R* are set on pissing too much away. Gotta relish these odd moments of fun while we can.

1. Annis S80RR - 31 2. Enus Paragon R (Armored) - 41 (+1) 3. Obey 8F Drafter - 51 4. Vapid Caracara 4X4 - 24 5. Weeny Issi Sport - 34 (-2) 6. Vysser Neo - 51 7. Ocelot Jugular - 38 8. Pegassi Zorrusso - 17 9. Bravado Gauntlet Classic - 52 10. Bravado Gauntlet Hellfire - 59 11. Übermacht Zion Classic - 40 12. Vapid Peyote Gasser - 7

1. Annis S80RR - 31 2. Enus Paragon R (Armored) - 40 3. Obey 8F Drafter - 51 4. Vapid Caracara 4X4 - 24 5. Weeny Issi Sport - 36 +1 6. Vysser Neo - 51 7. Ocelot Jugular - 38 8. Pegassi Zorrusso - 17 9. Bravado Gauntlet Classic - 52 -2 10. Bravado Gauntlet Hellfire - 59 11. Übermacht Zion Classic - 40 12. Vapid Peyote Gasser - 7

1. Annis S80RR - 31 2. Enus Paragon R (Armored) - 40 3. Obey 8F Drafter - 51 4. Vapid Caracara 4X4 - 24 5. Weeny Issi Sport - 35 (+1) 6. Vysser Neo - 51 7. Ocelot Jugular - 38 8. Pegassi Zorrusso - 17 9. Bravado Gauntlet Classic - 54 10. Bravado Gauntlet Hellfire - 59 11. Übermacht Zion Classic - 40 12. Vapid Peyote Gasser - 7 (-2)

Indeed. We wouldn't want this special occasion spoiled by the release of the Sultan Classic.

He-he, enjoy.

Again no 2x (or 3x) arena points. Bollocks!

Imorgon: *Gets released* Also Imorgon:

@YELLOW ZOOMER WITH DRONE This is your moment.

As a fellow Scandinavian, I see what you did there.

Honestly they should've released the Imorgon the day after the DLC dropped.

I guess people find these threads through google searches. Honestly I never really understood why "necroing" is seen as bad in general -- as long as the topic is still relevant I think it's fine. EDIT: I thought I was in one of the other necro'ed threads. This one is actually dumb.

1 Finished a mode in Featured Series 1 Muskie caught 3 Player headshot kills in Showdowns 3 Pronghorns skinned 5 Red Sage picked 1 Visited a shop in Tumbleweed 1 Visited Cotorra Springs 1 Completed a special moonshine recipe 4827 Distance Moonshine Wagon traveled on mission $200.00 Money made from moonshine sold 6 Large animal carcasses donate to Cripps 7 Medium animal carcasses donate to Cripps 10 Small animal carcasses donate to Cripps 5 Bird Eggs found 3 Collectibles found with a Shovel 3 Tarot Cards found 2 Bounties brought in from New Hanover posters 3 Bounty targets lassoed from horseback 3 Bounty targets looted

1. Annis S80RR - 30 2. Enus Paragon R (Armored) - 40 3. Obey 8F Drafter - 50 4. Vapid Caracara 4X4 - 22 5. Weeny Issi Sport - 37 (-1) 6. Vysser Neo - 52 (-1) 7. Ocelot Jugular - 40 8. Pegassi Zorrusso - 19 9. Bravado Gauntlet Classic - 54 (+1) 10. Bravado Gauntlet Hellfire - 61 11. Übermacht Zion Classic - 40 12. Vapid Peyote Gasser - 8

1. Annis S80RR - 32 2. Enus Paragon R (Armored) - 40 3. Obey 8F Drafter - 50 4. Vapid Caracara 4X4 - 22 (-2) 5. Weeny Issi Sport - 39 6. Vysser Neo - 51 7. Ocelot Jugular - 40 8. Pegassi Zorrusso - 21 9. Bravado Gauntlet Classic - 55 10. Bravado Gauntlet Hellfire - 59 11. Übermacht Zion Classic - 40 12. Vapid Peyote Gasser - 10 (+1)

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@YELLOW ZOOMER WITH DRONE

So he's now a blast from the past, huh?

I'll take a turn! Mission: No. 1 (1:47), Dating (Drinking and Eating with Michelle, Eating with Brucie) Link: Click Me! Completion: 39.36% Notes: That was good fun! I started off by going to bed (). It really helps to pass the time when you aren't able to do much else, and I enjoyed it so much I went to bed a second time afterwards! I decided to call Michelle because I'm not convinced she has been taken out all that much, and then had Mohammed drive me down to her house (and even let me keep his car!). We ended up going for some lunch at the 69th Street Diner, she was a big fan of the car, but not so much of the clothes. I took her back home and said goodbye I stopped by Brucie's which was nearby and he wanted us to go racing in his friend Stevie's car. It was quite a nice car, a yellow comet (that can even drive along walls!). We won the race, it looked like we did it in 1:47 but I did see some 9's at the end so it could have ticked over to 1:48, and Brucie then said I could keep the car, so I stored it down at the Broker Apartment! Brucie also said we could start hanging out together, but I didn't expect the call to be after I drove all the way back to Bohan! Thankfully Roman was able to send over Mohammed again, and then I took Brucie to Burger Shot which he "loved". A couple more sleeps and pleasant journeys with Mohammed later, and I went back to see Michelle for a second time. I picked her up in a Minivan which definitely wasn't stolen. We went Drinking down in Hove Beach, but I seemed to enjoy it far more than she did. I'm not sure she drank at all, actually

Same energy

Yay, just another recipe I'll never use. A little anticlimactic for all the mystery behind the fkn thing lol.