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Drift and normal boy [br] Also quite interesting that two cars Ive made topics about got their Drift versions (Tampa and now Yosemite). Drift Kamacho coming soon I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

3 Cooked seasoned big game 2 Cougars killed 1 Escort someone in need 1 Longnose Gar cought 1 Placed top 3 in takeover showdown 1 Player killed from hip in showdown 5 Wintergreen berries picked

implemented specular light for all lights and tweaked things some more:

Aliens represent the fear of the unknown and of being invaded by a superior force and zombies the fear of death and loss of humanity. They're also satisfying to shot at with shotguns and miniguns, you know, the American Way.

LCS Snowfall Port Hey! Here is a christmas gift for GTAForums! Me and many people always wanted to see LCS PSP snow in other GTA games, and after @Noskillx asked me if I would do it, I decided to port it. So, here we are. Although since snowy weather isn't included in weather cycle even on PSP, I had to add some option to bind the snow-fall effect to some weather type or a key. You can find the all possible options in LCSSnow.ini. By default you can switch between snow modes via F8, but you can change that from there. I will simply put the whole INI file here, since it already has all the informations I would give here. Screenshots SA https://streamable.com/rdszt III VC Download The .asi and .ini files should lie in the same directory. You can use any ASI/DLL loader you want, or just don't use one and put it to root folder, in-game ASI loader will handle it. r2 Only for III/VC/SA 1.0 EXEs. Changelog: SA support! Rain fixed A XP bug is fixed (this is last time I fixed something on XP) https://github.com/erorcun/LCSSnow/releases/tag/r2 Old releases: Source code https://github.com/erorcun/LCSSnow Thanks to @Noskillx for testing. Would you like to send me a christmas gift too? You may consider donating now via one of the options below Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Tried something more clean with mine recently:

New setup for 2020 in Neon Yellow.

Try to enter my shack Nothing happens Wait for a while Still nothing happens Try to kill myself Can't open weapon wheel Can't open player menu Shotgun in hand, shoot a lantern, can't even catch on fire Can't get on horse either Have to join a new session Get stuck on the loading screen again FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

@TheLordMarvel Dukes both have bad clipping problems with the front wheels but goddamn did they ever fit nice, barely sticking out at all Imperator no clipping issues but stuck out like a hard on at a lesbian bar. @SummerFreeze Wheels are connected Made these to keep.. Realized I no longer had a Top 3 Super so I picked one up... Oops.. I'm guessing you mean the Falcon/Blade? If so, it's trash. The rear fender goes a third of the way into the wheel at stock suspension height.

1. Annis S80RR - 39 2. Enus Paragon R - 24 3. Enus Paragon R (Armored) - 50 4. Obey 8F Drafter - 47 5. Vapid Caracara 4X4 - 44 6. Weeny Issi Sport - 48 (-1) 7. Vysser Neo - 49 (-1) 8. Benefactor Krieger - 12 9. Ocelot Jugular - 43 10. Pegassi Zorrusso - 42 11. Bravado Gauntlet Classic - 60 (+1) 12. Bravado Gauntlet Hellfire - 54 13. Übermacht Zion Classic - 40 14. Annis Hellion - 22 15. Weeny Dynasty - 22 16. Vapid Peyote Gasser - 27

1. Annis S80RR - 39 2. Enus Paragon R - 24 3. Enus Paragon R (Armored) - 50 4. Obey 8F Drafter - 47 5. Vapid Caracara 4X4 - 44 (-2) 6. Weeny Issi Sport - 49 7. Vysser Neo - 49 8. Benefactor Krieger - 14 9. Ocelot Jugular - 43 10. Pegassi Zorrusso - 42 11. Bravado Gauntlet Classic - 59 12. Bravado Gauntlet Hellfire - 54 13. Übermacht Zion Classic - 40 14. Annis Hellion - 22 15. Weeny Dynasty - 22 16. Vapid Peyote Gasser - 27 (+1) The Caracara (4X) is a nice looking truck...I'm just not a truck guy.

This is both blessed and cursed.

Another fix by The Truth: 1. I don't quite understand what is described here (me and The Truth still didn't bother to figure out) but I think it's the balconies. Yesterday me and The Hero started making SkyGfx 4.1 work with UG. We also improved existing support patches.

Honour to whom honour is due @Jenkiiii Got your "wake-up call" just in time. And next to the Caracara and armored Paragon, the Issi is still my 4wheel drive (after Buzzard and Bati ofc) 1. Annis S80RR - 39 2. Enus Paragon R - 18 3. Enus Paragon R (Armored) - 48 4. Obey 8F Drafter - 47 5. Vapid Caracara 4X4 - 43 6. Weeny Issi Sport - 52 +1 7. Vysser Neo - 49 8. Benefactor Krieger - 13 9. Ocelot Jugular - 42 10. Pegassi Zorrusso - 42 11. Bravado Gauntlet Classic - 61 12. Bravado Gauntlet Hellfire - 55 13. Übermacht Zion Classic - 39 14. Annis Hellion - 17 -2 15. Weeny Dynasty - 21 16. Vapid Peyote Gasser - 28

Yee is the superior like.

Gah. This game has turned into an unstable buggy piece of garbage with this dumb ass casino. Ran into 26 bugs, 5 glitches, and 2 game crashes in 7 hours. f*ck your smelly fish cards. This is completely unacceptable f*ckstar. No quality control.

You know LINK/2012 today because of me and my "sh*tty website". LINK/2012 was my second virtual friend almost 1 decade ago. We started to create mods together on my "sh*tty website" (until today he's a postter there, but don't post anymore), and we decided to create a team called BMS (Brazilian Modding Studio) that brings together the best modders in Brazil to create big projects. My "sh*tty website" created a forum exclusively dedicated to teaching how to create mods, that brought together 3,700 users, 254,000 posts. Has recently changed the url and system and has 23,000 posts and 1,500 users. Literally hundreds, if not thousands of modders have started creating mods because of my "sh*tty website". This is where the two main CLEO tutorials in the world are located, one from LINK/2012 and another by me with his help. LINK/2012 grew on my "sh*tty website", and that's where he started releasing trial versions of ModLoader as early as 2013. Then we started a game development team, and today he works at Brazilian Google. Of course I can't draw conclusions about future changes, but I can say that probably if it wasn't for the Brazilian you didn't want to shake hands with, and for the "sh*tty website", you, and no one reading this, would have LINK/2012 and ModLoader. Isn't that ironic? And you can't install GTA SA mods on PS2 either, because it was because of this guy that you just answered that today there is modding for PS2. Another Brazilian. Another guy that started from the "sh*tty website". The modder that created the most GTA mods in the world is also a brazilian, me. From the "sh*tty website". My "sh*tty website" receives many visits from Venezuela, and it was with it that I did a public survey that drew attention even from MBL, the group that started the impeachment of our former president Dilma. My site has cured people of depression and drug use. Only the people who told me were around 10. But surely there is much more. I can also become selfish: I live far from the city and because of my website today I have a lot of friends and a girlfriend (also modder) who will most likely be my wife. Ads? This is obvious, money is required for sites to work, so there is no option to have no ads, either it exists and receives money, or the site doesn't exist. Even GTA Forums is making money from your mods. Having a website is not free. In fact my forum costs $6 a month, and I only get $4 from it (CPM in Brazil is a sh*t). It's the same as youtubers making videos with your mods; same is the case with news and entertainment sites promoting products. Brazil is probably the second country that most plays and mod GTA San Andreas in the world, behind Russia; probably Indonesia too. Do you know how this happened? I have a tip: my site is 8 years old and is the largest in Brazil and Latin America. So I would like to ask a simple question: After all this you read, you think my site should cease to exist? Just answer yes or no and the subject is closed. I'll stop posting. Eu concordo.

1. Annis S80RR - 39 2. Enus Paragon R - 20 3. Enus Paragon R (Armored) - 48 4. Obey 8F Drafter - 47 5. Vapid Caracara 4X4 - 43 6. Weeny Issi Sport - 51 > 7. Vysser Neo - 49 8. Benefactor Krieger - 12 9. Ocelot Jugular - 41 10. Pegassi Zorrusso - 42 11. Bravado Gauntlet Classic - 61 12. Bravado Gauntlet Hellfire - 54 13. Übermacht Zion Classic - 40 14. Annis Hellion - 19 << 15. Weeny Dynasty - 22 16. Vapid Peyote Gasser - 28

1. Annis S80RR - 39 2. Enus Paragon R - 22 (-2) 3. Enus Paragon R (Armored) - 49 4. Obey 8F Drafter - 47 5. Vapid Caracara 4X4 - 43 6. Weeny Issi Sport - 49 7. Vysser Neo - 49 8. Benefactor Krieger - 12 9. Ocelot Jugular - 43 10. Pegassi Zorrusso - 42 11. Bravado Gauntlet Classic - 60 12. Bravado Gauntlet Hellfire - 54 13. Übermacht Zion Classic - 40 14. Annis Hellion - 23 (+1) 15. Weeny Dynasty - 22 16. Vapid Peyote Gasser - 27

It might be 'boring", but it doesn't make it any less true. Even Brexiteers haven't been able to coherently decide what Brexit should look like, and some of them have been arguing in favour of it their entire adult lives. Given that the level of average voter understanding of what the EU is and does is essentially nil (as el Bendo has repeatedly proven throughout this thread) it's not really surprising that Brexit supporting voters didn't and don't know what they want instead. In fact I'd argue their not knowing is vastly safer for the country than the "woefully misinformed, but think I know what's best" approach which essentially boils down to repeating the same handful of dogmatic mantras lifted from Daily Express headlines ad infinitum with the odd side helping of blatant bigotry. Really there are two camps- the "keeping economic alignment with our largest trading partners is probably a sensible thing" camp, and the "hey some long term economic pain is a price worth paying for (nominal) regulatory freedom" camp. The irony is that the latter camp seems to be largely composed not only of the kinds of people who are likely to suffer the most from a "hard" Brexit and the inevitable economic consequences, but also people whose understanding of the interplay between national sovereignty and the EU is so poor- not poor, actually, nonexistent- that they can't even begin to explain what, or who, we're apparently taking back control from. I don't think there's any malice in this attitude, just a misplaced sense of national pride and a desire to see a largely manufactured little-Britain ideal realised. There's also a "we'll prosper under WTO because we're BRITISH GODS and everyone wants to trade with us" camp, but they're idiotic fantasists that nobody listens to. Really the main lessons from the 2019 election are that having a policy on something important to the electorate, no matter how incoherent or impractical, is always better than not having any policy at all; that Jeremy Corbyn had all the charisma and doorstep appeal of roadkill (not the nice, fresh "oh, that pheasant might go nice in a pie" kind, the "wow, I didn't know badger innards turned green" kind); and that if all else fails scaremongering about supposed Communists is always a solid vote winner.

Sad to see the upcoming “farewell” to GTA Online. However I definitely understand why it’s time for it to go. It will reach 7 years in 2020, everything has a expiration date. From items, to food, to games, and it is up to us to enjoy these moments. We have experienced so much together I could go all day. From the crazy glitches, wild forum speculation, Tuesday morning disappointments, random leakers, fake leakers, real leakers, r* devs going rogue, and so so much more. I will look back on these gta years with pure happiness. I’ve met so many people and encountered so many unique personalities, it is truly unbelievable. When the doomsday update launched, that’s when i really felt the end upon the horizon. I really want our characters to have one last bang. Maybe we’ll get one more huge update, or maybe it’ll be another update using existing assets. Like a long requested naval update would be phenomenal........

I like playing the hacking device mission because I like to pretend the first three people I shoot are Dan and Sam houser and that f*cking hand rubber strauss while infiltrate the shareholders HQ

Going in topic with some of the NASCAR/Hotring cars in here... What about a Hotring Faction? Or a Hotring Peyote? Maybe a Hotring Buffalo?

That pittman shirt is dope aint it.....? Chillin with the fellas:

Some other stuff I've made that I'm going to keep, either because I find it hilarious or I actually like it.

Grand Theft Auto IV | iCEnhancer 3.0 Natural: Download

Happy Birthday SilentPatch! On December 29th 2013, the very first SilentPatch builds were released! For this occasion, new builds have been released for GTA III, Vice City and San Andreas! For the first time the releases have received a name! Due to the amount of fixes related to coronas and lights, this release has been dubbed “The Corona Update”: This time I put quite a bit of effort in nicely documenting changes, but forum's BBCode will never allow me to post something as fancy, and thus... For details and a changelog, CLICK HERE to check a release post on my blog! If you want to just download and play instead: DOWNLOAD SilentPatchSA DOWNLOAD SilentPatchVC DOWNLOAD SilentPatchIII Enjoy and see you in 2020!

One can only hope they also got GTAV for Xmas too and f*ck the hell off to that game as quick as possible. Go waste your goddamn bullets in a game I don't play no more!

It's the nature of elimination games . Minus 2 hits harder than plus 1, and if you get too aggressive and don't use your head, your favorite will be wiped out first. Strangely enough, the support for the Issi is totally spectacular! Thanks, folks, you're totally awesome.

1. Annis S80RR - 39 2. Enus Paragon R - 18 (-2) 3. Enus Paragon R (Armored) - 48 4. Obey 8F Drafter - 47 5. Vapid Caracara 4X4 - 43 6. Weeny Issi Sport - 51 7. Vysser Neo - 49 8. Benefactor Krieger - 12 9. Ocelot Jugular - 41 10. Pegassi Zorrusso - 42 11. Bravado Gauntlet Classic - 61 12. Bravado Gauntlet Hellfire - 55 (+1) 13. Übermacht Zion Classic - 40 14. Annis Hellion - 19 15. Weeny Dynasty - 22 16. Vapid Peyote Gasser - 28 Hope all had a good Christmas. Bloody hard to downvote now, but as there is 2 Paragon R's and I like the armoured one, plus that it's more a treat for playing the casino missions, the regular version takes the hit.

Another screenshot:

Hehehe, made me laugh.

Annnnnddd... now I'm 4 to 8 on my moonshine sales. 4 completed successfully... 8 swallowed by the black f*cking hole that is R*. Gee great game R*, no f*cking animals, enemy NPCs with armored f*cking domes, NPCs that just won't shut the f*ck up, and even when you do finally get enough resources for a sale nope, all you get is this pretty graphic of a spinning 6-shooter cylinder. R* I seriously want to play this game but your f*ckery just makes my time more and more futile.

Snow? Will it be back tomorrow?! *PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE*

9.5 or 9.75/10. My favorite in the series. I love the city, the atmosphere, the story, the protagonist, the missions, the combat, the driving, the physics and all the small details. It's not perfect, I acknowledge it has some flaws like side missions could have been more rewarding, driving could be a bit tighter, ragdolls could have been slightly less exaggerated and cover system more responsive (but at least there's still crouching!). But it is the most perfect GTA experience for me.

Yes. A real shame ... And strangely i feel like it's happening all over again in a different way, with that SUV madness ... (That Ford Mustang Mach E ... ewww ...) For me (a car and cinema lover) i see three reasons to love yourself a Gran Torino ... 1 Starsky & Hutch An old school cheesy buddy cop tv series about two detectives, trying their best to put a little more order in the streets and dark corners of Bay City (a fictional version of Los Angeles) It certainly hasn't aged too well and after the first two seasons, due to the "violence" concern they simply reduced it to just dumb. But the first episode is really setting the mood well. I recommend it to anybody curious to find some relics of the 70's cinematography. But something didn't aged a bit ... The Tomato ! 2 Gran Torino Do i need to say more ? (Well let's say yes) Kowalski, an old grumpy veteran from the korean war and former assembly line worker for Ford, dives into a very dangerous situation when he comfronts a local gang. Simply because they stepped on his property ... He's gonna learn everybody can have a second chance, starting with Thao the young man who tried to steal ... His 72 Gran Torino ... What can i say ? I just love that movie. 3 Fear is the key I haven't watched this one yet ! But what can i say ?! Barry Newman and a red 72 Gran Torino ! I already know i'm gonna love it ! Let's give some love to the 72 and 73 ...

1. Annis S80RR - 39 2. Enus Paragon R - 20 (-2) 3. Enus Paragon R (Armored) - 50 (+1) 4. Obey 8F Drafter - 47 5. Vapid Caracara 4X4 - 43 6. Weeny Issi Sport - 50 7. Vysser Neo - 49 8. Benefactor Krieger - 12 9. Ocelot Jugular - 41 10. Pegassi Zorrusso - 42 11. Bravado Gauntlet Classic - 60 12. Bravado Gauntlet Hellfire - 54 13. Übermacht Zion Classic - 40 14. Annis Hellion - 21 15. Weeny Dynasty - 22 16. Vapid Peyote Gasser - 28

Back to my usual vote... 1. Annis S80RR - 39 2. Enus Paragon R - 24 3. Enus Paragon R (Armored) - 49 (-1) 4. Obey 8F Drafter - 47 5. Vapid Caracara 4X4 - 43 (-1) 6. Weeny Issi Sport - 49 (+1) 7. Vysser Neo - 49 8. Benefactor Krieger - 12 9. Ocelot Jugular - 43 10. Pegassi Zorrusso - 42 11. Bravado Gauntlet Classic - 60 12. Bravado Gauntlet Hellfire - 54 13. Übermacht Zion Classic - 40 14. Annis Hellion - 22 15. Weeny Dynasty - 22 16. Vapid Peyote Gasser - 27 If this is an image caption contest, I would title it: "Low Man Wins"

3 Bounty targets brought in 3 Bounty targets lassoed from horseback 1 Player bounties collected 20 Carcasses donated within 10 minutes 15838 Distance Delivery Wagon traveled on a mission 2 Goods sold to a local buyer 3 Coins found 6 Collectibles collected 3 Tarot Cards found 1 Completed special moonshine recipe 3 Moonshine Bootlegger Missions completed 2 Moonshine Story Missions completed

Won't lose this in the snow! So there's quite a visual difference between stock off road tires and custom.. Different tread pattern, and slight difference in width aswell. Anyone figured out if one is better than the other?

Whatever the f*ck R* is smoking they need to lay off it. Every single purchasable property in GTAO let you buy sleeping quarters even when it seemed stupid like the Facility and yet when people actually do want the ability to change clothes and spawn in their properties we dont get it? It was never that people didn't want to buy the upgrade it was that it was always so expensive. Over a quarter million in some places to add a bed and wardrobe?

1. Annis S80RR - 39 2. Enus Paragon R - 24 3. Enus Paragon R (Armored) - 50 4. Obey 8F Drafter - 47 5. Vapid Caracara 4X4 - 46 6. Weeny Issi Sport - 49 (-2) 7. Vysser Neo - 49 8. Benefactor Krieger - 14 9. Ocelot Jugular - 43 10. Pegassi Zorrusso - 42 11. Bravado Gauntlet Classic - 59 12. Bravado Gauntlet Hellfire - 54 13. Übermacht Zion Classic - 40 14. Annis Hellion - 22 (+1) 15. Weeny Dynasty - 22 16. Vapid Peyote Gasser - 26

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