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We can steal artwork in the casino, yet we can't steal THIS? That thing alone is worth twice the vault contents, I bet!

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Happy Birthday SilentPatch! On December 29th 2013, the very first SilentPatch builds were released! For this occasion, new builds have been released for GTA III, Vice City and San Andreas! For the first time the releases have received a name! Due to the amount of fixes related to coronas and lights, this release has been dubbed “The Corona Update”: This time I put quite a bit of effort in nicely documenting changes, but forum's BBCode will never allow me to post something as fancy, and thus... For details and a changelog, CLICK HERE to check a release post on my blog! If you want to just download and play instead: DOWNLOAD SilentPatchSA DOWNLOAD SilentPatchVC DOWNLOAD SilentPatchIII Enjoy and see you in 2020!

LCS Snowfall Port Hey! Here is a christmas gift for GTAForums! Me and many people always wanted to see LCS PSP snow in other GTA games, and after @Noskillx asked me if I would do it, I decided to port it. So, here we are. Although since snowy weather isn't included in weather cycle even on PSP, I had to add some option to bind the snow-fall effect to some weather type or a key. You can find the all possible options in LCSSnow.ini. By default you can switch between snow modes via F8, but you can change that from there. I will simply put the whole INI file here, since it already has all the informations I would give here. Screenshots SA https://streamable.com/rdszt III VC Download The .asi and .ini files should lie in the same directory. You can use any ASI/DLL loader you want, or just don't use one and put it to root folder, in-game ASI loader will handle it. r2 Only for III/VC/SA 1.0 EXEs. Changelog: SA support! Rain fixed A XP bug is fixed (this is last time I fixed something on XP) https://github.com/erorcun/LCSSnow/releases/tag/r2 Old releases: Source code https://github.com/erorcun/LCSSnow Thanks to @Noskillx for testing. Would you like to send me a christmas gift too? You may consider donating now via one of the options below Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Alright, I messed around with all the cars I owned that you guys listed, anything not posted I don't own it. Found 2 extra in Communities, I'll post them at the bottom. Most cars look like sh*t with them, the best was probably the Faction, it could pass for a Pro Street drag car. Still can't fix the Rat Rod or the Gasser forced sh*t wheels Community photos

I found a secret tee by mistake after playing defender of faith. I was trying to beat the high score them i failed. After that I pressed ESC in front of the arcade machine to check the map but my char kicked the arcade machine i was like wtf and the screen was all glitched. I played the Monkey Paradise just because was the easy to do with all the screen shaking did 1.8k score and won a Tee. This Rage kick only work on the Degenatron old machines. By the way if that dont work try to increase the metal state, mine was on psycopath i dont know if this is a must to rage or something. I hope i guys understand what i said my english is not that good GL ALL.

Glad they changed it. Passive mode in weaponized vehicles should have never been made available.

Blame the pricks who'd passive pop in OpMkIIs and Hydras.

This is the real answer. IMO, we should be able to remove weapons from all weaponized vehicles. And yes, even jets: Very unlikely at this point of the game, but it would the ideal solution.

I'll take a turn! Mission: Drive-thru The best car is...: Yellow Perennial Link: https://gtasnp.com/7vp5ds Completion %: 18.72%

1. Annis S80RR - 39 2. Enus Paragon R - 25 (-2) 3. Enus Paragon R (Armored) - 49 4. Obey 8F Drafter - 47 5. Vapid Caracara 4X4 - 46 6. Weeny Issi Sport - 48 7. Vysser Neo - 51 8. Progen Emerus - 2 9. Benefactor Krieger - 15 10. Ocelot Jugular - 43 11. Pegassi Zorrusso - 42 12. Bravado Gauntlet Classic - 58 13. Bravado Gauntlet Hellfire - 54 14. Übermacht Zion Classic - 40 15. Annis Hellion - 25 (+1) 16. Weeny Dynasty - 22 17. Vapid Peyote Gasser - 29

10560 Distance traveled by train 1 Finish Showdown in Shootout Series 20 Non-player enemies looted 3 Player headshot kills in Free Roam Events 3 Player kills in Free Roam Events 1 Visited a shop in Valentine 2 Western Chipmunks Collected 2 Moonshine Bar - Danced for 2 mins 1 Moonshine sold with at least 18 bottles intact 2 Moonshine Story Mission completed 3 Camp Stews eaten 7 Medium animal carcasses donated to Cripps 6 Perfect carcasses donated to Cripps 1 Antique Alcohol drunk 3 Collectibles found with a Shovel 3 Lost Jewelry found 2 Bounties brought in from New Austin posters 1 Hard [$$$] or Legendary Bounty mission completed 3 More than one bounty target brought in at once

1. Annis S80RR - 39 2. Enus Paragon R - 27 3. Enus Paragon R (Armored) - 50 4. Obey 8F Drafter - 47 5. Vapid Caracara 4X4 - 46 6. Weeny Issi Sport - 47 (-2) 7. Vysser Neo - 51 8. Progen Emerus - 3 9. Benefactor Krieger - 15 10. Ocelot Jugular - 43 11. Pegassi Zorrusso - 42 12. Bravado Gauntlet Classic - 58 (+1) 13. Bravado Gauntlet Hellfire - 54 14. Übermacht Zion Classic - 40 15. Annis Hellion - 24 16. Weeny Dynasty - 22 17. Vapid Peyote Gasser - 29 Yeah I don't like that little Weeny.

1. Annis S80RR - 39 2. Enus Paragon R - 27 3. Enus Paragon R (Armored) - 50 4. Obey 8F Drafter - 47 5. Vapid Caracara 4X4 - 46 6. Weeny Issi Sport - 48 7. Vysser Neo - 50 8. Progen Emerus - 3 (-2) 9. Benefactor Krieger - 17 10. Ocelot Jugular - 43 11. Pegassi Zorrusso - 42 12. Bravado Gauntlet Classic - 57 13. Bravado Gauntlet Hellfire - 54 14. Übermacht Zion Classic - 40 15. Annis Hellion - 26 16. Weeny Dynasty - 22 17. Vapid Peyote Gasser - 29 (+1)

The fact that we can't close our secret entrance to the basment in our arcade bugs me so much! What if Jimmy discovers it? Scratch that. And FIB agent caught me red handed and has now arrested me for my illegal activities. My online career is over. (4Kids got a hold of this picture mid-publishing and removed the FIB agent's gun. God damn it, 4Kids)

There's no weapon workshop in your arcade if you don't have the heist active? that's dumb...

gold interor the best color

This is also brilliant But i like this AND THIS ! "I cAnT SeE sH*t ! cAn YoU !?"

^^this! Also thx @nido997 for doing so. 1. Annis S80RR - 39 2. Enus Paragon R - 25 3. Enus Paragon R (Armored) - 49 4. Obey 8F Drafter - 47 5. Vapid Caracara 4X4 - 46 6. Weeny Issi Sport - 50 +1 7. Vysser Neo - 51 8. Benefactor Krieger - 16 9. Ocelot Jugular - 43 10. Pegassi Zorrusso - 42 11. Bravado Gauntlet Classic - 58 12. Bravado Gauntlet Hellfire - 54 13. Übermacht Zion Classic - 40 14. Annis Hellion - 23 -2 15. Weeny Dynasty - 22 16. Vapid Peyote Gasser - 26

The way to fix this issue would be to allow removal of the guns from the Ardent. Not being able to use passive mode in weaponized vehicles is right and good.

It's not as consistent as, say, GTA III or GTA IV, but I personally find the San Fierro chapter to be very entertaining. The Loco syndicate (which obviously includes the San Fierro Rifa), the Triads, and their rivalry with the Da Nang Boys are easily among my very favorite branches of the story. The desert and Las Venturas chapters aren't exactly as interesting, but the rivalry between the Triads, the mafia, and its internal wars between its three families weren't bad at all (except for these two flying missions from Salvatore - they're frustrating, yet bland nonetheless in my opinion). The ending was also very satisfying. True. A GTA game doesn't have to include every single feature from its predecessor to be a "true GTA" (although, it should improve on maintained features and elements, which stilt isn't relevant to being a "true GTA" title neither). Otherwise, it can be applied to San Andreas as well: I give it credit for generally justifying the crime organizations in the story, but why did it over exaggerate the government agency aspect? (corrupt cops and agents have always been a part of GTA, I'm aware, but not only they had less significant roles, their missions were also far more grounded in which they didn't feel too different from the typical crime underworld missions in comparison to those in San Andreas, which, fortunately, is still far more balanced than GTA V.) Why were half of melee weapons replaced with tools like dildos, flowers and night-vision goggles? What happened to the Hardware stores from Vice City? Same for the store robberies from Vice City. Same with the more dynamic and diverse death animations that GTA III and Vice City feature as well. That alone makes shootouts feel far more generic. Why are there so many interiors that are basically copies of other ones? Some don't even fit the exteriors. Why was the ped density massively reduced from GTA III and Vice City? Why did the clothing shops feature some too goofy clothing pieces that don't fit CJ or his story? (minding you that the roots of the 3D era - which is GTA III, didn't have customization options at all, whereas both Vice City and San Andreas did, yet that doesn't make them feel any less of "true GTA" games.) Why are the weapon sounds far from being on par with these of GTA III and Vice City? Some would just consider this "nostalgic blindness", but trust me, this isn't: Vice City has better graphics than San Andreas. And I'm saying this as someone who prefers San Andreas overall. Not game breaking at all, but as far as I've read (might or might not represent the majority, but it can be sensed nonetheless), most people agreed.

These are brilliant. But I like this. Anyways... who's up for a Brute Boxville Classic?

So.. my current stallion.. until the next one arrives.

Hey psst! Get to know her a little more! Completely made up, obviously

Tbh I am not a big fan of that Yee emoji.it makes this forum look less mature and it just doesn't make any sense.

To stop idiots exploiting it cheaply. if anything is exploitable cheaply in this game then everyone and their dog will do it. You can race an entire race clean avoiding hitting other people but trust me as soon as they have the chance they’re smacking you and their mate will help them.

Some other stuff I've made that I'm going to keep, either because I find it hilarious or I actually like it.

In some aspects. In others it's a huge leap forward. It all depends on who you ask though

That would just get them fired instantly. One of the requirements of being hired for Rockstar is to not have an iota of common sense.

The one that really burns me is the MCC terminal in the Arcade basement. You can’t even log onto it in a private lobby. And if you actually use the stupid thing it’s beyond awkward. Launch a sell mission and then have to drive across the map to your business to get the vehicle. Who would do that? Don’t they have anyone in their house willing to speak up against moronic ideas?

Also dumb limitations on cool stuff that makes them useless like the ballistic equipment can be used only in freemode when not on a mission it sucks in pvp so what is there to do with it? rampage with f*cking cops and waste your money? Why can't I use it during contact missions or something and just rambo all the enemies? at least the rc bandito is useful in pvp but again it would be so fun to get an explosive start on a group of enemies on a mission

Sabre Chumash??? Did you just say... Sabre Chumash?! But seriously tho.... I would Rob that Flecca Bank in Chumash Just to buy that car, No matter what the cost Speaking of Chevelle Malibu Classics... How about the 1975 Model ? http://classiccardb.com/chevrolet/355097-1975-chevrolet-chevelle-malibu-454-no-reserve.html

We're not competitive, almost everyone here (if not literally everyone) is open for teamwork or any kind of help for various modifications. If we ask someone for permission to use a mod made by them, we do that, wait for their response. respect their answer and vice-versa. Using someone's else mods without any sign towards them (or even if the person asked says "no" and we use its mod anyway) is quite prohibited here. It's just... not fair-play. The main point here is asking for permission.

Look wise overall, it is more like a Battista to me. Not even close to Pista LOL. Especially that very wideeeeeeeeee front DRL. Meanwhile Pista...

Depends on how you describe fun.

only with the boys

1. Annis S80RR - 39 2. Enus Paragon R - 26 3. Enus Paragon R (Armored) - 49 4. Obey 8F Drafter - 47 5. Vapid Caracara 4X4 - 46 6. Weeny Issi Sport - 50 7. Vysser Neo - 49 8. Benefactor Krieger - 14 9. Ocelot Jugular - 43 10. Pegassi Zorrusso - 42 11. Bravado Gauntlet Classic - 59 12. Bravado Gauntlet Hellfire - 54 13. Übermacht Zion Classic - 40 14. Annis Hellion - 23 15. Weeny Dynasty - 22 16. Vapid Peyote Gasser - 26 + to Hellfire. I wanted to show some love for something else but it's not possible for me not to vote for my all time favourite GTA car. - to Neo. It's hard to choose what to downvote but I find the Neo a bit ugly so have to go for this. This was one of the best DLCs ever for cars.

Benzies did an interview just after V saying they already had ideas on what GTA6 would be. It’s been in development for years. This is why I think it’s possible it might coincide with the PS5 release.

1. Annis S80RR - 39 2. Enus Paragon R - 25 3. Enus Paragon R (Armored) - 49 4. Obey 8F Drafter - 47 5. Vapid Caracara 4X4 - 46 6. Weeny Issi Sport - 49 (+1) 7. Vysser Neo - 51 8. Benefactor Krieger - 16 9. Ocelot Jugular - 43 10. Pegassi Zorrusso - 42 11. Bravado Gauntlet Classic - 58 12. Bravado Gauntlet Hellfire - 54 13. Übermacht Zion Classic - 40 14. Annis Hellion - 25 15. Weeny Dynasty - 22 16. Vapid Peyote Gasser - 26 (-2)

1. Annis S80RR - 39 2. Enus Paragon R - 27 3. Enus Paragon R (Armored) - 49 (-1) 4. Obey 8F Drafter - 47 5. Vapid Caracara 4X4 - 46 6. Weeny Issi Sport - 48 (+1) 7. Vysser Neo - 51 8. Progen Emerus - 2 (-1) 9. Benefactor Krieger - 15 10. Ocelot Jugular - 43 11. Pegassi Zorrusso - 42 12. Bravado Gauntlet Classic - 58 13. Bravado Gauntlet Hellfire - 54 14. Übermacht Zion Classic - 40 15. Annis Hellion - 24 16. Weeny Dynasty - 22 17. Vapid Peyote Gasser - 29 I have no issue driving a little car.

@THE_RUSTYRAT_39

A yee is a yee and the like is the inferior option.

Pfister Comet Classic Pfister Comet Retro Simple class, cool, nice ... Rockstar : Hmmm Nah Proceed to make a giant wide body Comet and a Dakar Comet Community : Am i a joke to you !? Rockstar : Hmmm a botched JB 700 perhaps ?

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Always was fun and still is fun for me.

I even think that the heist was ready to be released with the Casino DLC back in July. Anyway, it looks more like one DLC.

Ralph Pendelbury!