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I’m about to be off the radar until just before the new year (alas, farewell my daily streak lol), so just wanted to take this opportunity to thank everyone in this thread for their wonderful (and ongoing) help throughout the year, and wish everyone a Merry Christmas or happy holidays

You know what would happen though is immediately after buying the casino [for $20,000,000+] we'd have to buy carpet cleaning machines, clean the carpets, hire the security guards, paint the interior, buy the slot machines or steal them in Post Op Vans from Paleto Bay, pay $15,000 per day as a business fee and then every day we have to manually count the money at the end and give a massive cut to some lackey asshole who tells us what to do all day and calls us nonstop and tells us there's more we need to do even though we own the joint.

Below is a list of all of Madam Nazars Fortunes. Some I have yet to solve, but if you have an idea feel free to mention it and we can discuss! “Your every move is watched! Avoid even the smallest misdemeanor!” Answer: A joke on GTA Police responding to even the smallest and remotest of crimes. “I see an emerald covered in filth, lying on a beautiful plain.” Answer: Emerald Ranch in Red Dead Redemption II. “I see a three legged man, and a long legged woman. And they are happy!“ Answer: Lester and Georgina Cheng. “I see a lazy river. Flowing beside a scorched town.” Answer: The burnt down town of Limpany near the Dakota River in Red Dead II. “I see many people bowing down before a yellow statue of a.. No. No, that cannot be right!” Answer: The Yellow Dog with Cone statue at the Diamond Player Owned Penthouse. “I hear a voice calling again and again, forlorn! A relative... He wants to... do something...” Answer: Referencing Roman calling Niko to go bowling in GTAIV. “Beware... not all love is kind. Just climb the mountain and ask my poor Jolene!” Answer: Referencing the ghost of Jolene Cranley-Evans who can be found on Mount Gordo. “I see cliffs in a silent desert.” Answer: Most likely referencing Mexico or the ridges in New Austin in Red Dead. “I see a man in a white shirt and a red vest. He is afraid to go to work.” Answer: Felipe the Valet at the Diamond Casino. “I see a strange man in a tall hat... he frightens me.” Answer: The Stranger Man, an alleged personification of Death, from the Red Dead Series. “I smell lupins... so many lupins. They fill the valley floor!” Answer: Big Valley in Red Dead II. “I see danger in your future. You must take care crossing the road.” Answer: "A reference to players driving like maniacs everywhere." - Reathyr “I see grizzled mountains and hungry eyes.” Answer: Speaking of the Grizzlies and the bears that roam there. “I see a beautiful diamond, the largest in the world! It is cracked.” Answer: Speaking about the success of the Diamond Casino Heist. “I see a man with evil intentions. He comes to take what is yours.“ Answer: Lamar's Mugger. “I hear birds, beautiful birds singing in a cage!” Answer: (Potentially) Madam Nazar has birds in a cage on her caravan in Red Dead Online. “At the stroke of twelve, when the moon is fat, the beast will awaken within you!” Answer: Referencing the Beast during GTA:O Freeroam Events. “I see great and furious judgment descending from the clouds to strike you down!” Answer: The Orbital Cannon. “I see a vengeful figure from your past, and a reward for your death!” Answer: Referencing Player placed Bounties. “I see a secluded isle and upon it I see... *GASP*... it is gone!” Answer: “North Yankton Glitch” - RyuNova “ I see a scorched land. A border; along a river that cannot be crossed.“ Answer: Referencing the impassable river separating the Southern Border States and Mexico in Red Dead Redemption II. “ I see a door in the shape of a circle, and behind it, endless opportunities opening up to you! If you are able to adapt.” Answer: "Could this be the vault?" - Killer Whale “Have you seen... Gavin?” Answer: Gavin’s Friend from RDRII. “I see true love in your future. But only if you act quickly.” Answer: Potentially another reference to Lester and Georgina. “I see beautiful trees in an arid land.“ Answer: "Probably a reference to Joshua Trees near Gaptooth Ridge in RDRII." - Reathyr “I see a great stone window, looking down upon a cold river.” Answer: "Isn't this a reference to Window Rock in RDRII?" - Fozzie “I see palm trees high in the sky and shimmering pools of warm water and people in... oh.. oh my...” Answer: GTA: Vice City “I see trees! Such... tall... trees!” Answer: Tall Trees in RDRII. “ I see a rooftop, and a briefcase… And death. No no no no, it is not a rooftop.“ Answer: The GTA Online Mission ‘Rooftop Rumble’, famous for early GTA:O grinding. “I see numbers. One, two, three.” “I see numbers. Seven, six, four.” “I see numbers. Five, one, one, two.“ Answer: Viewbob discovered it was the number sequence that Gertrude Braithwaite utters madly in her outhouse in RDRII. “ I see a man, his name is Johnny! He sits at home but he longs to be on the spot again.” Answer: Referencing the Mechanic, who used to deliver player vehicles to them in person. “I see wet ground, and figures in the dark. And the spirit of a lonely girl” Answer: The Blue Water Marsh, creeping with Night Folk, and the spirit is Agnes Dowd." - Reathyr “I see mists... and fog.” “I see thunder and lightning!” “I see a sky covered by clouds.” “I see... snow!” Answer: Madam Nazar changes the weather. (allegedly) “I see many cars in a white room. No no no, they are all the same car. And I see great wealth! And great boredom. This is a strange vision.” Answer: Referencing the Car Duping Glitch. “I see the meaning of a song on a stone!… One is done, two is fun.” Answer: "Infinity 8 Killer." - Pedinhuh “I see a ridge in the land… and a falconer… and a black smoke rising to the east.” Answer: "Roanoke Ridge, I believe." - racecar73 “I see many shadowy figure sent to kill you!” Answer: Referencing the many hidden enemies you face on your journeys in Red Dead and GTA. “I see a man with red hair… And a red mark upon his face. He does not belong here.” Answer: She speaks of Francis, the time traveler from Red Dead II. "I see a face beneath the ice. Yet, not the face of a man, or a woman..." Answer: “Reference to the classic Prologue alien Easter Egg.” - Curtis “I see a web, still tangled after years of unraveling. Will you be the one? I wonder…” Answer: Referencing the Chiliad Mountain Mystery. “I see bitterness… and ambition*. And madness. They shall all come to this city.” Answer: Referencing the GTAV protagonists; Micheal for bitterness, Franklin for ambition, and Trevor for madness." - Reathyr “I see the ruins of a battle fought long ago.” Answer: Referencing Bolder Glade in RDRII. Thank you for reading! I will be updating this post links and more information as we investigate!

I just want the Yellow Dog with Cone t-shirt tbh. Gonna rock that one till the end of time. Or till I can change my name back on this forum, whatever happens first. Tbh, seeing F1 cars in the streets is way more plausible than seeing flying cars and bikes. This is GTA, not freaking Blade Runner lol

Mate thats literally the entire point of this new car. So you have to spend a million bucks to remove the guns. Shark Card bait.

By the requesty of the @Need For Madness Auto

They are too transparent. With a small texture edit they look a lot better. Utility midnight blue, bleached brown wheels

0/1 Belt Buckle updated 0/5 Common Bulrush picked 0/1 Finish Showdown in Shootout Series 0/2 Iguanas skinned 0/5 Non-player enemies lassoed from horseback 0/3 Smallmouth Bass cought 0/1 Visited Brandywine Drop

I vote based on what I like most. Sometimes I take performance into account, but mostly I base my votes on what did I buy and do I actually like it. I haven't seen too many Issi Sports in racing (though I've read it's good in rally type races) which I do somewhat often, nor have I bought or driven one because it isn't a car I like. The other Weeny, I do like that car. It might be slower than molasses and far from something that is remotely competitive, but it's unique in the sense that you won't find many in people's garages. Will I give it a +1? No, I'm firmly team Gauntlet Classic but if it came down to only the Classic and Hellfire remaining, I'd bow out because I thoroughly enjoy both. 1. Annis S80RR - 40 2. Enus Paragon R - 40 3. Enus Paragon R (Armored) - 45 4. Obey 8F Drafter - 45 5. Truffade Thrax - 30 6. Vapid Caracara 4X4 - 42 7. Weeny Issi Sport - 29 8. Vysser Neo - 46 9. Progen Emerus - 38 10. Ocelot Locust - 31 11. Benefactor Krieger - 40 (-2) 12. Ocelot Jugular - 38 13. Pegassi Zorrusso - 42 14. Western Rampant Rocket - 20 15. Lampadati Novak - 26 16. Bravado Gauntlet Classic - 45. (+1) 17. Vulcar Nebula Turbo - 30 18. Bravado Gauntlet Hellfire - 45 19. Übermacht Zion Classic - 42 20. Annis Hellion - 39 21. Weeny Dynasty - 38 22. Vapid Peyote Gasser - 30 I just don't like the Krieger. I tried when I bought it, did a couple races and determined the Emerus was the better car for me. Something that is vindicated by the fact that as long as I don't screw myself in a race, I can beat Kriegers with my Emerus as long as catch up is disabled.

I'll just let the pictures do the talking for this near-flawless addition to my garage...

They released the trailer too late.Who cares about the trailer when the dlc itself was released? 700th page.

Oh dear... Well it must be true if one guy on reddit said it, right.

Complete moonshine delivery... camera pans out.... nothing.... just stuck there. wagon disappears, no reward. go back to shack, can't make mash, can't do maggie missions. It feels like I am fighting this game, not playing it

Indeed:

1. Annis S80RR - 40 2. Enus Paragon R - 40 3. Enus Paragon R (Armored) - 45 4. Obey 8F Drafter - 46 (+1) 5. Truffade Thrax - 30 6. Vapid Caracara 4X4 - 42 7. Weeny Issi Sport - 30 8. Vysser Neo - 46 9. Progen Emerus - 38 10. Ocelot Locust - 31 11. Benefactor Krieger - 40 12. Ocelot Jugular - 38 13. Pegassi Zorrusso - 42 14. Western Rampant Rocket - 16 (-2) 15. Lampadati Novak - 26 16. Bravado Gauntlet Classic - 45. 17. Vulcar Nebula Turbo - 30 18. Bravado Gauntlet Hellfire - 45 19. Übermacht Zion Classic - 42 20. Annis Hellion - 39 21. Weeny Dynasty - 38 22. Vapid Peyote Gasser - 30

1. Annis S80RR - 40 2. Enus Paragon R - 40 3. Enus Paragon R (Armored) - 45 4. Obey 8F Drafter - 45 5. Truffade Thrax - 30 6. Vapid Caracara 4X4 - 42 7. Weeny Issi Sport - 30 (+) 8. Vysser Neo - 46 9. Progen Emerus - 38 10. Ocelot Locust - 31 11. Benefactor Krieger - 40 12. Ocelot Jugular - 38 13. Pegassi Zorrusso - 42 14. Western Rampant Rocket - 18 (-2) 15. Lampadati Novak - 26 16. Bravado Gauntlet Classic - 45. 17. Vulcar Nebula Turbo - 30 18. Bravado Gauntlet Hellfire - 45 19. Übermacht Zion Classic - 42 20. Annis Hellion - 39 21. Weeny Dynasty - 38 22. Vapid Peyote Gasser - 30

Yes. And when that happens, you sell your purchased one for a profit and modify the new one.

No Good Racing EK

How dare you.

This is one of the most irritating things of the new heist, I've even warned people about this in General chat section.

I hope the Sultan Classic comes out on Thursday.

Done. Also for peds and objects.

"I see a face beneath the ice. Yet, not the face of a man, or a woman..." Reference to the classic Prologue alien easter egg.

“Proactive.” Yes, being arguably six years late is definitely proactive. And nobody’s making anything up; if you kill yourself a hundred times to kill me once, you’re a loser and I’ve won. I don’t care what the in-game stats say, because you probably wasted plenty of cash just blowing yourself up constantly. Plus the amount of trouble people go through not to let you kill them is laughable. Doing that weird sniper dance, setting up a Michael Bay movie beneath their feet just in case you get a shot off on them, glitching their outfits to become invisible, doing OTR glitches, using wall breaches, learning every spawn point in a location, it all makes you a loser. Let’s not beat around the bush. Speaking of explosives, my stickies just went down to five. I haven’t used them in years. They were full yesterday.

In a proper fps the scoreboard would've shown the try hard with -9 points and the other one 0 points. In a proper fps game you lose points by killing yourself. So strange that gtao is a game that allows people to do things that would've gotten laughed out of any competitive fps game.

This might be one of my favourite DLC cars ever... They really nailed it with the customisation and included all the real-life mods for an EK Civic like the the raised bonnet and even the ridiculous near-vertical standing spoiler. Anyway, here's my best effort at customising this car. This is the first time I have used R* Editor to take screenshots and post them here!

Don't need to. I already won it. In fact, why on Earth would I submit a ticket for that anyway? That's just nonsense talk. I don't even submit tickets for actual problems in the game. Now will you please let me complain about things I want to complain about on a thread dedicated to complaining? lol Anyway, what the f*ck is up with Dumbstar ruining certain cars with that toe angle crap? When will they learn to leave cars alone?

GTA V was held back by 2006 hardware. GTA VI is being developed for hardware that is launching holiday 2020. That's 14 years of technological progress. Just thinking about this makes me hyped up

Its a little lacking in the tuning options but over all its not the worst thing ever. The headlights bug me, they are too sunk in. (Still miles better than the beta version) Left mine, right R*'s

Petite gals need massive drives 1. Annis S80RR - 40 2. Enus Paragon R - 38 3. Enus Paragon R (Armored) - 46 4. Obey 8F Drafter - 46 5. Truffade Thrax - 30 6. Vapid Caracara 4X4 - 43 +1 7. Weeny Issi Sport - 30 8. Vysser Neo - 46 9. Progen Emerus - 38 10. Ocelot Locust - 31 11. Benefactor Krieger - 40 12. Ocelot Jugular - 38 13. Pegassi Zorrusso - 42 14. Western Rampant Rocket - 16 15. Lampadati Novak - 26 16. Bravado Gauntlet Classic - 44 -1 17. Vulcar Nebula Turbo - 30 18. Bravado Gauntlet Hellfire - 44 -1 19. Übermacht Zion Classic - 42 20. Annis Hellion - 39 21. Weeny Dynasty - 38 22. Vapid Peyote Gasser - 30

Finally won the podium Komoda after 100+ or something spins. I still don't know why the podium version has red stock wheels, though, but they look absolutely sublime. My new Komoda:

Legalized crooknapping for profit? "This is The Way"

the rear is a bit boxy and I would have loved some centered triple exhaust, but I still love the overall look of it a lot.

First planned to make this car look like crazy, but decided to make it like an actual Corsa: Based on this: Color for Opel/Vauxhall Corsa C mint is: 2E555BAA

stock Type R Tokyo street racer