Right, but I've been playing GTA since it was 2D, at which point you were no doubt little more than a mere twinkle in your father's eye
Shut up. You're old as f*ck. It must suck to be old and have all those back problems. I bet you're even going bald now. Ha.
If you classify 23 as 'old as f*ck' then I guess you're right on that count. Wrong about the hair (if anything it's too thick) and the back though (I lift and it's pretty nicely defined, def not aching).
Still, none of that changes the fact you're a nasty little oik,