This reply was intended for the "What the F*ck is this bullsh*t" thread, but it was locked by the time I finished.
I just read through this entire forum, And had to make an account. This sh*t is the reason I think our species should be f*cking gassed.
First off, to the idiot who wants all the "gta fanboys" to go away. YOU'RE ON A MOTHERf*ckING GTA FORUM YOU GTFO
Second, How does everyone expect R* to miraculously fix the game in the very second it breaks.
A little about me,
I woke up at 7am this morning to play GTAV online. I've been looking forward to it for years. I took the day off from work 2 weeks ago the second I found out when the release will be. I've been trying to get online for hours. I've been waiting patiently.
YOU f*ckING 12 YEAR OLD FAGGOTS NEED TO STOP BASHING R*
They gave us a motherf*cking incredible game, with a huge map that's incredibly fun to explore. With a captivating addicting storyline, tons of cars and addictions, EVEN A f*ckING GODDAMN JUMBO JET.
This game is incredible. I am not a R* fanboy. I hated GTA4. But this is the best game I've ever played.
Rockstar said last night they are "Continuing to buy servers but the mass demand of the game is exceeding the available readiness for the servers"
THE TOLD US THIS WOULD HAPPEN. THEY ARE TRYING.
Stop acting like this is some giant conspiracy you f*cktards.
The last thing R* wants is for people to STOP PLAYING. If they're this greedy corporation who intentionally did this on purpose then they're goddamn idiots. Why would they turn down an oppurtunity to make money?
Servers are complicated.
I'll put it simply.
Imagine you need to drink a lot of your favorite douchebag energy drink.. Lets say "Rockstar" for this example.
You need to drink an entire cup of it every second. So You need more straws right? But the amount of straws you need surpass the size of your mouth. So You need to buy mouth extensions now right? But now your throat doesn't have the suction power necessary for the incredible goddamn liquid demand you suddenly have. So you need a new throat. And new lungs. And then the demand gets BIGGER so, while you're trying to biologically enhance your ability to adapt to this situation, THE DEMAND KEEPS GROWING.
YOU f*ckING TWATS NEED TO GIVE ROCKSTAR A CHANCE, STOP TRYING TO LOG IN, WAIT AN HOUR, THEN TRY AGAIN. STOP REPEATEDLY RAPING THE GODDAMN SERVER WITH YOUR GREEDY DICKS.
I took off for work. I lost sleep for this. I've been looking forward to this for 4 years. AND I'M NOT COMPLAINING. So go pick on your parents who bought this game, you greedy f*cking children. Not the company who lovingly made it for us.
-f*ck all of you
I'm sorry sir could you please state your problem again?