Am I the only one who liked to unnecessarily dive whenever I could while playing Max Payne? Like if I saw a short flight of stairs that I have to go down, I'll dive over the entire thing so that it looks more cool and dramatic than simply walking down them.
There's people like this all over the place where I live. Everyone hates them. They're loud, obnoxious, and ignorant rednecks who drive even louder and unnecessarily big trucks that are always plastered in mud. Every Saturday they drive to the liquor store around the same time I'm there, buy two 24 packs of Busch and walk back to their trucks yelling stupid sh*t like "Wheeeew! Muddin' yall! Let's git muddin'!" I suspect they get drunk then drive their trucks through muddy areas for really no reason at all. I hope they crash and die some day.