Good job staying away from that Irishman. He was probably trying to subvert you into his anti-unionist ideology. Forget the orgies and Stacy with the green hair. The Queen still loves you and she always will. Now go get tucked up in your Union Jack bed spread, and make yourself a nice hot cup of cocoa. You can drink it from your Prince George commemorative mug.
Now sleep tight and don't have nightmares about Alex Salmond.
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