Here's mine. I'm rather proud of the results.
From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential
Remarkable - a true sociopath.
Cannot make up mind - seemingly about anything.
Rarely seen someone with stranger base desires and less shame about them.
Sense of superiority is really odd.
Treats women respectfully - when not killing them or their husbands.
Cares about family - so not totally solipsistic.
Falls for get rich quick schemes and other easy way outs.
Easily offended to point of extreme rage.
Desperately dishonest and violent regarding property of others.
Tried yoga - stuck to mayhem. Great.
At least they don't over exercise.
Seems to like strange people.
Not bothered with tasks they deem 'boring'.
Hmmm... bat sh*t crazy.