Because jeans and shorts just can't accentuate my lovely ass the same way yoga pants and hot pants can.
CubanwhipMember Since 12 Jan 2006
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- Age 23 years old
- Birthday September 5, 1990
Tallahassee, Florida; U.S.A.
I'm a Creative Writing major at FSU, almost published, and love playing guitar. I love swigging Canadian Club on the rocks and writing short, transgressive pieces that are semi-autobiographical. I hate people, though I do love gatherings, mostly bars as opposed to parties, and plan on one day being a published professor and teaching Creative Writing.
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I dunno, PM if you feel you want to be on it, and I'll think about adding you.
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