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Posted 03 April 2018 - 07:27 PM Edited by Tao Cheng, 03 April 2018 - 07:28 PM.

List some stuff you think Rockstar will parody in regards of issues and stupid trends in current day America.

- Second amendment post-paranoia, possibly banning Ammunation again.
- Missions that destroy Uber like companies or home invasion of a certain character via AirBnB.
- President Trump... Donald Love as president of the United States, making a return from a 3D to HD character. Makes a perfect transition for "Love's Disappearance"
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Posted 03 April 2018 - 09:28 PM

- President Trump... Donald Love as president of the United States, making a return from a 3D to HD character. Makes a perfect transition for "Love's Disappearance"

Would be cool, but Donald Love transition from 3D to HD would be very unlikely.

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Posted 03 April 2018 - 09:33 PM

 -Soundloud rappers - it would be funny to see fe. Franklin as flexing "gangsta", who needs to say skrrt every second word

 

 -Hypebeasts - It's just topic to parody, not much to say

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Posted 04 April 2018 - 12:11 AM Edited by Zello, 04 April 2018 - 12:21 AM.

 

- President Trump... Donald Love as president of the United States, making a return from a 3D to HD character. Makes a perfect transition for "Love's Disappearance"

Would be cool, but Donald Love transition from 3D to HD would be very unlikely.

 

Instead of parodying President Trump I'd rather they go back and parody him in the 70s/80s when he was just starting out and building his empire. The thing that made Donald Love work in III and LCS was that he was a shady businessman with skeletons in his closet.

 

I want to see a Donald trump like figure be it Donald Love again or they create a similar character if he doesn't cross universes maybe introduce Lyle Cleethorpes from IV or his father. He'd have his own demons not cannibalism maybe hookers or drugs or a love of midget hookers or some sh*t.

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You'd help him build his buildings by dealing with Mafia controlled unions and getting them off his back, killing city officials in order to get approval to build his buildings, and probably the Mafia when he's trying to build his casinos

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Posted 04 April 2018 - 06:37 AM Edited by MojoGamer, 04 April 2018 - 06:37 AM.

 

- President Trump... Donald Love as president of the United States, making a return from a 3D to HD character. Makes a perfect transition for "Love's Disappearance"

Would be cool, but Donald Love transition from 3D to HD would be very unlikely.

 

Donald Percival will make a better Trump, since he has connections to China and Russia.

Love will not make it to the HD or 4k era, except for Lazlow

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Posted 04 April 2018 - 08:01 AM Edited by Yinepi, 04 April 2018 - 08:04 AM.

School shootings
Nuclear war
Femnazis
Black Lives Matters
Antifa
Impeachment
Russia
Syrian Refugees
Donald Trump
Brexit
Social Stratification
Separatist Liberal Propaganda
Fake News

Pretty much all the bullsh*t you can see just by turning on the television for 5 minutes. ...Because Rockstar originality.

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Posted 04 April 2018 - 02:41 PM

School shootings
Nuclear war
Femnazis
Black Lives Matters
Antifa
Impeachment
Russia
Syrian Refugees
Donald Trump
Brexit
Social Stratification
Separatist Liberal Propaganda
Fake News

Pretty much all the bullsh*t you can see just by turning on the television for 5 minutes. ...Because Rockstar originality.


Forgot the alt-right and white supremacists movement. Also, the Fox News propaganda machine.
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Posted 04 April 2018 - 02:53 PM

-Hypebeasts - It's just topic to parody, not much to say


That could have been done in GTAV! Hype beasts are prominent in LA! I can see them hanging out at Textile City. Such a missed opportunity.


School shootings
Nuclear war
Femnazis
Black Lives Matters
Antifa
Impeachment
Russia
Syrian Refugees
Donald Trump
Brexit
Social Stratification
Separatist Liberal Propaganda
Fake News

Pretty much all the bullsh*t you can see just by turning on the television for 5 minutes. ...Because Rockstar originality.


Sounds like a bunch of colorful characters you'd hear at a talk show radio station.

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Posted 06 April 2018 - 07:59 PM

Something with cryptocurrencies


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Posted 08 April 2018 - 04:43 PM

Nothing because they should go back in time because this SOCIAL COMMENTARY sh*t gets really dated a few years after you play this game and none of the games had this sh*t until IV.
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Posted 08 April 2018 - 06:58 PM

Is there even a point of parodying anything anymore, when life not only caught up but exceeded what we used to perceive as hyperbolic satire? Daily news often sound like something taken straight from Onion.
 
Just look at these examples:
 
The US is led by an illiterate, and his "opposition" (mcResistance) has the same anti worker, anti consumer, pro war, authoritarian, corporatist views if you don't count their idiotic identity politics ("damn sexist Bernie bros didn't vote for Clinton because she's a woman!"). Mass shootings, most prominently school shootings, happen each week and politicians do nothing with it because they are bought by the NRA (despite over 90% of citizens supporting mandatory background checks), and same goes to healthcare (hello, opioid crisis, on top of public healthcare revolution) and education. People are divided by labels, not paying attention to actual policies and their effects, and not even realizing they are victimcs of duopoly created by two main political parties. Climate changes are getting worse to the point Cape Town is either running out of water, or they already ran out of it. Just wait 'til Florida disappears from the maps in next few decades. Also, there's an economic crash incoming, caused by massive deregulations - same as right before the great depression and te great recession, since the current status quo is unsustainable. The distribution of wealth is worst since middle ages, and the middle class in developed countries is evaporating before our eyes. There are places in Alabama with literal 3rd world standards of life and deseases. This white trash clown Kid Rock wanted, or still wants to be a senator, and his collegues are pedophiles (Roy Moore) and incest porn connoisseurs (Ted Cruz). Corporate media is controlled by 4 companies, spreading non stop right wing pro war propaganda (cough Sinclair Broadcasting cough). Meanwhile, fauxminists distort actual feminist values and turn them upside down, creating a hypocritical, deeply authoritarian regressive movement where they are always victims of oppression (remember Hugh Mungus or any of Anita Sarkeesian's bullsh*t?). People support possible war with North Korea but can't show where North Korea is on the map. Nationalism and fascism are on the rise, idiots with tiki torches march down the street yelling "Jews will not replace us". Americans actually believe they live in a democracy. Violence creates more violence, which can be observed with some actions of Antifa or BLM, as well as their conservative opposition, creating a never ending circle. Prison population is rampant, due to the ongoing pointless drug war benefiting only big pharma. People normalize war criminals because the current president is rude, and that's not okay - I mean, you can murder civilians and all, but acting rude is a no-no. Sean Spicer, back when he was the state secretary, avoided journalists by hiding in bushes. POTUS talks about strength and might of the US military during his Easter speech for children. Net neutrality scandal. Democrats are considering running The Rock or Oprah in future election(s). The 2nd cold war is ongoing, and corporate media worldwide screams "Russia this, Russia that". Egalitarianism is often confused with tokenism, while progressivism with regressivism, and even comics aren't safe from this idiocy agenda anymore. And finally, quite frankly, the US seems to display all 14 characteristics of fascism.
 
I could go on and on with this list. Bottomline, I couldn't make up this sh*t even if I wanted to. The world is so crazy I can't imagine how it could be parodied at this point. How could we create hyperboles of anything anymore while keeping the overall semi realistic tone of the game? “Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't", as Mark Twain once said.

Call me a pessimist, but I honestly don't think it's possible to mock reality and distort it in a comedic way, especially in a game like GTA. R* are not known for their strong story writing (although their sketches and radio/TV ads are more often than not great), and that being said, I think they may lack skill necessary to mock current events and trends, all amplified to 11, with proper depth and sarcasm. Even the otherwise amazing Pisswasser AD sounds too much like reality these days. Can you imagine a possible parody of it? Despite my overly vivid imagination, I personally can't.

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Posted 11 April 2018 - 12:55 PM

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Posted 12 April 2018 - 03:20 PM

Владимир Путин and Megyn Kelly

 

 

 

And the situation with North Korea

 





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