Had about an hour to play earlier today and got disconnected like 3 times in 10 minutes. Ended up pulling the plug on the XB and restarting. Got into a lobby and jumped back in my pyro (for the fourth time!!!) to do some passive stunting around the city and under bridges and sh*t, and to practice looking around with my camera instead of just straight forward. I was doing ok but was still mad about getting disconnected at the worst possible times.
Sooo, I swapped out for the Akula and started terrorizing so I could try to feel better. Got hit with a HL rocket and limped back to Zancudo where a CEO and Ass (both around level 100) were trying to get in to snag a Lazer. I took them out on the way to the hanger (the one nearest the ocean) for a replacement Akula and figured they'd leave.
Came back out after a hellish wait in black-screen land with a fresh heli and there they were; coming down the runway in a stolen station wagon with what looked like camping gear on the roof. I got them just as they were swinging that left to go into the hanger area. I figured for sure they'd leave.
Again they came, like moths to a flame. Only this time in TWO stolen vehicles. (Stolen vehicles are a real good thing because my blip was already starting to turn light pink.) Ass crashed into the fence and CEO made it over so I took out CEO then headed for Ass who was booking over to the gate.
Again they came. And again. I'd kill them, go sit on the tarmac waiting for them to get another vehicle, then come up and blast them. I easily had 10 to 12 kills on each of them over the next 10 minutes.
A jet came by and looked like he was going after them so I stayed on the tarmac hoping jet guy didn't see me. He killed them each twice then got bored and left. They came back twice more so I decided to mix it up a bit and start spawn bombing them at the beach. Got them each once, then got Ass while CEO was running across the road trying to get a HL lock. I swooped in spamming the last of my bombs and he had to change direction and got hit by a car while I was bombing him into the corner. Another hilarious kill on CEO with the help of an NPC.
I was wiping the tears away and didn't see them spawn so they went under the bridge and then I got a notification that I was being vote kicked and I'd better behave (hahaha, with 24 people in the lobby ain't gonna work).
After a short time Ass left and I got 2 more kills on CEO once he came out from under the bridge before he left. By this time I'm feeling pretty good and like any addict I wanted more. What the hell, my blip is still the same light pink as when I started at Zancude 20 minutes ago, and I still have about half an hour so I head into downtown looking for blips in cars or aircraft (I'm like a cat when I see something moving I HAVE to chase it).
Got a dozen kills, paid out nearly 100k, then got taken out by an OTR jet. I still got time so I called my Stromberg and continued to troll until I got 4 stars and ran out of rockets then headed into the ocean. Lost the wanted level and saw a blip slowly moving towards me in the water. Turns out to be a level 25 swimming towards me so I honked (under water, LOL) and he got in (not sure how cuz he didn't open the door, under water LOL). I head out to sea, hugging the ocean floor and get to 300-ish feet before I kick him out and head back to land. His lung capacity must have been really good cuz he didnt' die for a long time.
Went into my garage near Lombank and re-upped rockets and emptied them on the lobby again then called my APC. By this time by blip is bright f*cking red and my mental state is maxed out. I was trying to make it back to my bunker to AFK and wear down my mental state but these bastards kept showing up on my radar, 2 to a car or a bounty or whatever, and I just couldn't resist. 5 or 10 personal vehicles later I made it back to the bunker and probably just missed getting put in a Bad Sports lobby (never been there, kind of curious what it's like and how quickly I'll get my ass handed to me).
TL:DR: By the time my hour or so was over I was so happy with my bright red blip flashing at me. I checked and my KDR went from 3.24 to 3.33 and the disconnections from earlier just Didn't. Matter. Anymore.