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#31

Posted 24 February 2018 - 08:52 PM

Don't mention it, the pleasure is all mine
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#32

Posted 24 February 2018 - 08:52 PM

none of these people should be allowed access

 

it's a prison without bars

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#33

Posted 24 February 2018 - 08:56 PM

 

none of these people should be allowed access

 

it's a prison without bars

 

 

prisons got better bars than half these c*nts

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#34

Posted 24 February 2018 - 09:02 PM

Don't mention it, the pleasure is all mine

Jerking off in your used pastrami socks isn't pleasure it's a sordid f*cking embarrassment.

 

boots and cats boots and cats boots and cats boots and cats 

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#35

Posted 24 February 2018 - 09:02 PM

 

 

none of these people should be allowed access

 

it's a prison without bars

 

 

prisons got better bars than half these c*nts

 

It's easy to comment without contributing yourself. Bring it on bitch!


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#36

Posted 24 February 2018 - 09:03 PM

i dont need to embarrass myself to gain access dont f*ckin @ me im chillin

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#37

Posted 24 February 2018 - 09:08 PM

i dont need to embarrass myself

 

I disagree.

 

Only Northern Nonces refuse the call. 

 

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#38

Posted 24 February 2018 - 09:09 PM

yer ma's got a bald head and collects footy stickers ye leicesterian c*nt

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#39

Posted 24 February 2018 - 09:10 PM

you left your fridge open

somebody just took a sandwich

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#40

Posted 24 February 2018 - 09:11 PM

You guys want to see the see the dopest rhymes of all time. The lyrical complexity is astounding, so deep and meaningful. Check them out below if you want your mind blown. Eminem, Kendrick Lamar, Gambino, they got nothing on this. This is the future of rap.


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#41

Posted 24 February 2018 - 09:14 PM

Jerking off in your used pastrami socks isn't pleasure it's a sordid f*cking embarrassment.
 
boots and cats boots and cats boots and cats boots and cats 


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#42

Posted 24 February 2018 - 09:18 PM

none of these people should be allowed access

My sh*t was tighter than your [insert hot female sibling]'s pussy.


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#43

Posted 24 February 2018 - 09:19 PM

I know my dude wants to spit venom but prob doesn't feel like waxin all poetic tonight so I wanna shout out this Charlotte Sartre loving motherf*cker.

 

My boy Blaze, he doesn't like the Rafe
Just keeps on bitching, and all he talks is lame
Think he'd pitch in, spit rhymes, smoke j's?
I heard it in the pit where all the sinners stay
They're runnin out of ways to go f*ck themselves, time to innovate
The skin off their sh*tty grins'll disintegrate
Every sickening sentence'll cheapen those pricks they venerate
Set the phaser to face-plate-incinerate
Run with the Borg, baby, assimilate
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#44

Posted 24 February 2018 - 09:19 PM

 

none of these people should be allowed access

My sh*t was tighter than your [insert hot female sibling]'s pussy.

 

 

im an only child darth


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#45

Posted 24 February 2018 - 09:35 PM

Arthur and Audi lol who the f*ck are y'all
Last I heard y'all were jerking each other in a stall
One looks like a bum the other has no face
Say hello to two real life cases of human waste




p.s. When y'all sucking each other's dicks just to share how bad they taste?

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Why this lame always thinking about jacking off and me in the same post?

 

Bruh you need some pussy in your life. Stop being a budget Danz on GTAF 

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#46

Posted 24 February 2018 - 09:37 PM

i want Mayor access to The Pit
How many times I gotta
let Voodoo cum on my tits?

now i'm not a rapper

but that salt is so dapper
like a gilded cage
for the children to rage

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#47

Posted 24 February 2018 - 09:43 PM

 

I know my dude wants to spit venom but prob doesn't feel like waxin all poetic tonight so I wanna shout out this Charlotte Sartre loving motherf*cker.

 

My boy Blaze, he doesn't like the Rafe
Just keeps on bitching, and all he talks is lame
Think he'd pitch in, spit rhymes, smoke j's?
I heard it in the pit where all the sinners stay
They're runnin out of ways to go f*ck themselves, time to innovate
The skin off their sh*tty grins'll disintegrate
Every sickening sentence'll cheapen those pricks they venerate
Set the phaser to face-plate-incinerate
Run with the Borg, baby, assimilate

 

 

youre an honorary DG member now btw

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#48

Posted 24 February 2018 - 09:46 PM

That the local Death Grips fan club or something?

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#49

Posted 24 February 2018 - 10:07 PM Edited by fashion, 24 February 2018 - 10:08 PM.

Yo I know what you're after
A few facepalms and laughter
Maybe a headache or two
If so, Nice Person is your dude
Is it a bird or is it a plane?
It is neither, it's the chemtrails
He smokes them up like snoop dogg
Till his face is with poop clogged
He sniffs them like tony montana
But then he almost chokes on a banana
It was genetically modified and you could tell it by flavour
That's why I support GMFs, they did the whole f*cking world a favor
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#50

Posted 24 February 2018 - 10:12 PM

We're adding the first group now.

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#51

Posted 24 February 2018 - 10:31 PM

Spaghetti, rigatoni, parmesan e lasagna,
Mom’s spaghetti chilli hot dogs cheese franks and hot bologna
Uhp there goes rabbit he spaghetti’s all on ya
Mimzy go the borogoves, boccocini Rapunzel Tonya

I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
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#52

Posted 24 February 2018 - 10:36 PM

This sh*t aint bout to be no mystery,

this murder spree, it's goin down in history,

you lames gonna flee like you in the grand prix,

Rafae spittin bout dicks, what a shocker

Nigga sends out dick pics for free

Dude aint nothin but a stalker

Just like Femme,

who'd suck a dick covered in phlegm,

Lazerface aint any better than him,

all his post smell like a B.M, No W

f*ck you and what you gonna do

and every lame tryin to screw

XXI no savage, just like the adage,

evey bish comes with baggage,

And it must be the saddest, being a f*ckboi magnet

Look at Yokel tryin to be vocal, actin like he's a focal, point

Yo Blaze pass the joint, so I can gas these niggas and not disappoint

This a Training Day, so call me Jake Hoyt,

goin hard like I'm from Detroit, got yall at verbal gunpoint, 

make a move and its the end of you,

aint got sh*t to prove cause this aint nothing new,

leave you cheesy niggas melted like fondue,

Fashion actin brand new, dude is whiter than Ecru

Nigga I'll call the crew while I sip a brew, let them deal with you,

have them leave you all black and blue,

and harder to find than Mew,

Shoutout to Voodoo, for puttin this on

the rest of yall sweet like a bonbon,

soft like nylon,

fake like zircon,

and fallin like Saigon

f*ck lettin bygones be bygones

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#53

Posted 24 February 2018 - 10:40 PM

i want in da pitt,

cum and feel ma titt,

- whichever mod can give me access is so lit

and now i need to spit,

but first cum on my titt,

coz everyday i dream and f*cking pray i'm in da pitt


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#54

Posted 24 February 2018 - 10:41 PM

I'm going ham, I'm going cheese, I'm going bread
I'm going sandwich, hold that famine, bitch, I'm fed
I'm going so over your head you should eat something else instead
When I blow up only hope that the explosion leave you dead
Take cover, the mother of all mothers
Of mothers of all mothers is coming and don’t love you
Run for it burn rubber, the 100 hit wonder
That come with its own thunder that rumbles and oh brother
The block snuggles under the covers and starts snoring
The streets ain’t watching no more, you’re all boring
If Queen says run it, don’t jog, walk, or crawl it
You breaking bread that’s already broken I can’t call it
Static the f*ckers fed up with frontin', should back off him
Shake the leg of vultures, take off with your Jordans
I take your head right off your shoulders it’s fair warning
Got the game sealed like a walrus in the thesaurus
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#55

Posted 24 February 2018 - 10:43 PM

I will give this next verse to my phone’s auto complete

Email me to the next time you sent have get sent out
Hey guys are I’m I am not I just wanted you
Hey guys I just got home and I’m going over April’s
We have to pick her Primus I have received her
Hey guys I can get a couple more
Hey guys are we still waiting for the snow

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#56

Posted 24 February 2018 - 10:44 PM

It's better than almost every rap song released for the past 10 years simply for the Primus reference.

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#57

Posted 24 February 2018 - 10:45 PM

what the actual f*ck is this thread bro

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#58

Posted 24 February 2018 - 10:46 PM Edited by Otter, 24 February 2018 - 10:54 PM.

Thanks Craig. My phone will be disappointed if this years Grammys does not reflect our assessment

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#59

Posted 24 February 2018 - 10:49 PM

Adding some more to The Pit™.


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#60

Posted 24 February 2018 - 11:04 PM

Be awfully funny if everyone who got in there got banned, wouldn't it?

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