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#331

Posted 2 weeks ago Edited by CoolMods, 2 weeks ago.

All y'a mothaf*ckas suck ass

It's time for tha goat MC Lil Slim C to take the trash down

You're wasting on time trying to be famous, cause y'all lyrics ain't gettin gangsta as me

to live and die in the ghetto, vomit and dump it

crazy haterz i ain't givin not a single f*ck bout them

cause i teach em the rules, it may be trash but

i'm still better while freestyle

hope this topic ain't dead and y'all niggas going to bed

gunshots everywhere, that's the street nigga

All the fake gangsters going wigga

Lil Slim C tha goat MC is takin over


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#332

Posted 2 weeks ago

Pssst....
Mr. Galloway is supreme
Rose gold chain and rings, all black everything, don't try me I'm a walking guillotine
Look
I don't need a beat when I got a heart in my chest
Born with the ability to rap don't know about the rest
All of these freestyles for the record are hella whack
Having me wondering am I
the only one black?
Y'all take a step back
Wannabe Eminems and Kodak Blacks
Whywontyoulisten boy where are you at?
I'd come at your neck if you wasn't so fat.
Matter of fact I bring heat like a broken thermostat.
Tell me how does a sewer rat afford internet?
You can have those bars you ain't heard sh*t yet
As far I can see you just another Animé fag.

Ehhh, I'd write more but it's hard enough trying to write a book, and I'm not wasting any more time on irrelevancy. Twas fun though. LMG out,

Dat Way >>>>>

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#333

Posted 2 weeks ago

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#334

Posted 2 weeks ago

In my opinion we should prohibit the use of the word CRAP because I'm f*cking tired of seeing it, it's everywhere. In addition RAP word should be used only in the middle of the verses and not as a final word. So with these measures it would be possible to eliminate the widely used binomium of CRAP and RAP because not, it sucks. You can do it better. If somebody agrees just answer too.

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#335

Posted 2 weeks ago Edited by Lucy_Woooolfe, A week ago.

Lucy finally has to admit

That she cannot rhyme for a sh bit

Which does make her quite sad

For she so wished she had

Just a wee peek into that Pit!

 

 

EDIT: Note to the chronicler: You may call this piece "Lucy's Whimerick"

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#336

Posted 2 weeks ago

Ehhh, I'd write more but it's hard enough trying to write a book, and I'm not wasting any more time on irrelevancy. Twas fun though. LMG out,


We get it, you trying to show off your book
You expect us to read it and put it in our nook
But we ain't gonna do that 'cuz we don't need no more essays
On how edgy you are, the door is that way ======>
You trying to shut down my birthday thread
Because having fun isn't a thought in your head
I ask you about it and what do you do?
You ignore and block me and I think you should go screw
yourself because why even start sh*t
and think you belong in the pit?
People shouldn't poke a dragon and run from the fight,
Because if you poke the wrong guy he prob gonna bite.
You're gonna ignore this too, like the person you are,
But starting sh*t and running from it ain't gonna make you a star.
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#337

Posted 2 weeks ago Edited by fashion, 2 weeks ago.

I'll rap about cats taking a crap
But my cat cannot rap with me so it's crap
I read your raps and the crap killed my cat
Now I'll flush the crap that was my cat and write a rap
But my pen crapped, ink formed a cat, that's my rap
No more crap, my 420 raps, ima street cat
GTA_CAT can't rap and he's wack

I smoke crack
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#338

Posted 2 weeks ago

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#339

Posted 2 weeks ago

Was told to come here soz

Bitch you pressed, you can flex
Nicest Person but I can drag you to the next person
Get on my level, tell me why you stressed
Get it from your mom don’t know where your father at

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#340

Posted 2 weeks ago

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#341

Posted A week ago

Thanks 50 year old Facebook dad who listens to Kid Rock

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#342

Posted A week ago Edited by We Are Ninja, A week ago.

*Clears throat*
*Taps mic*

I flame f*ckers,
Lame f*ckers,
I'll maim f*ckers,
Try me and I'll piss in your face,
...And say it's rain, f*ckers.
Talk sh*t,get hit
Boi, I'm quick to tame f*ckers
F*ck GTAForums,
I'm king of the game, f*ckers.

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#343

Posted A week ago

Pls somebody ban this moron

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#344

Posted A week ago

Pls somebody ban this moron


Moi?

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#345

Posted A week ago Edited by Ziggy455, A week ago.

 

This guys got his own pedestal for his perch,

Thinks second-hand knowledge is his first, even when his shortcut is a google search

The big words he's writing, thinks it hides the way he insults us,

c*nt just knows how to use an online thesaurus, can't know, won't admit he's f*cking boring us.

He's like the Hilary Clinton of the the forums, stewing in the place where cancer grows most,

He's a debatin' debaucle, a cut, hide, sweep under the rug host,

Got more skeletons in his closet than Mike Pence,

acting like he's the main figure, sitting on the fence,

Nobody dares speak out the prick's name, for fear he'll abuse his role,

Can't even hold a conversation without a six syllable word he's stole,

How sad can one man be, debating on a GTA site?

The sad little man who can't stand to not be right,

I hear you asking, who the f*ck do I mean, who the f*ck is this?

I got one word for you; it's f*ckin' Sivis.

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#346

Posted A week ago

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#347

Posted A week ago

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I expect no mercy! :inlove:


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#348

Posted A week ago Edited by Lucy_Woooolfe, A week ago.

Part II

 

Mysterious Pit, as from thee I desired

you grant entrance me into your domain:

I've sent you some words, of rhymes quite inspired,

yet struggle, alas!, did Lucy in vain!

 

For o'er a week, spread out before your eyes,

my child of a whim, a 'whimerick' may it be so-called,

woefully unheeded! - Was it too brief, lengthwise?

The lack of abuse up'on Others that got you apalled?

 

As solace of mine that at least I've moved

One soul to leave a Like, oh desired token of esteem.

Praise thee hundredfold! My spirits returned improved,

and thus I continue my task, if against odds supreme.

 

I see that I need to write with more grit

If ev'r shall I be let in-to The Pit!

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#349

Posted 6 days ago Edited by Le biatch, 5 days ago.

I took a fat ass sh*t
On the mystery threads dick
Now no one in they right mind wants to step in it

They tried to lock it up
Then open once again
But the stench that is still in it man just creeps up from within

They need to shut it down
And bury it in a deep tube
Or the asshole of Sir galehauts and soulshroudes with no lube

(Using lady gaga poker face instrumental)


0:53-1:05 would be the ending of the rap

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#350

Posted 5 days ago

Yo the name's Tacy and I'm so pissed
I even forgot to add the Mist
I'm back with perfect timing
I can't stop rhyming
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#351

Posted 3 days ago Edited by Ziggy455, 3 days ago.

 

Dedicated to the culture of GTA: Online and everybody who plays it. 

 

The rating says eighteen plus, but your deluded, distant mother musta not noticed that,

she was too busy workin' every corner, so she could get you 1.5 mil shark card to go with your dunce cap

You're all frontin' like you real criminals, sept mommy's running the bank, the xbox live, suckin' dick for scrap

"You wanna fite me fa**ot?" is the only go to you people know,

sitting behind a metal fortress, your skills a no show,

How deluded can one child be,

screaming down the mic you're the best I'll ever see,

but when I bang you with a pistol, blown all your shark-card cars to smithereens.

that passive mode and message comes down the phone "Try kill me now, teehee."

You're all out here pretendin' you run virtual streets,

over compensatin' cause mommy's between the sheets,

working for your next shark card, blowin' every swingin' dick she meets,

Thinking explosives means you've got skill,

talkin' sh*t, quick to dip , cause all it takes is one bullet for me to kill,

When I get you down that dead-end alley, we all know,

that your little twelve year old ass is goin' into passive mode.


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#352

Posted A day ago

 

Dedicated to the culture of GTA: Online and everybody who plays it. 

 

The rating says eighteen plus, but your deluded, distant mother musta not noticed that,

she was too busy workin' every corner, so she could get you 1.5 mil shark card to go with your dunce cap

You're all frontin' like you real criminals, sept mommy's running the bank, the xbox live, suckin' dick for scrap

"You wanna fite me fa**ot?" is the only go to you people know,

sitting behind a metal fortress, your skills a no show,

How deluded can one child be,

screaming down the mic you're the best I'll ever see,

but when I bang you with a pistol, blown all your shark-card cars to smithereens.

that passive mode and message comes down the phone "Try kill me now, teehee."

You're all out here pretendin' you run virtual streets,

over compensatin' cause mommy's between the sheets,

working for your next shark card, blowin' every swingin' dick she meets,

Thinking explosives means you've got skill,

talkin' sh*t, quick to dip , cause all it takes is one bullet for me to kill,

When I get you down that dead-end alley, we all know,

that your little twelve year old ass is goin' into passive mode.

 

just when you thought this thread couldnt get any worse this guys rapping bout taking 12 year olds up dead end alleys

 

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