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Drive thru: No straw, or no napkins

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Posted 09 January 2018 - 03:59 AM

So you went through the Drive Thru and you either were handed a meal without straws, or a meal without napkins.

Do you wipe that burger off with your shirt sleeve, or whatever else you can find in close proximity? Or, do you take your lid off every time you take a sip, anxiously awaiting bumps, mid-gulp?

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Tonight was a no straw night for me. I forged ahead, but I knew the roads pretty well. It ended up, thankfully, uneventful. But I couldn't even begin to count the times things went awry. Most notably when the cup collapsed on me in the McDonalds drive thru and sent me flying into their bathroom. Thankfully they went to a paperless bathroom, so it sent me balancing on a couple of their child's seats they "accidentally" made a space for by the restroom door. It was the only way I could get their hurricane-like hand blasting dryer in line with my soaking wet crotch. And by "hurricane-like" I mean it quickly got my crotch dried by the time 15 male patrons, a homeless guy, and two speechless employees walked in and stared at me in disbelief.

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Posted 09 January 2018 - 04:14 AM



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