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#1

Posted A week ago

Whether ducked behind the ugly sculpture down by the beach in a shoot-out with cops, high on rooftop being picked-off by a well-versed sniper, or simply run down by a distracted NPC in a Pißwasser truck, we've all experienced the "moment of death" in GTAO when that notorious fatality alert blasts out with the notification that you have just been "WASTED."

Despite how we're wasted - by another player, NPCs, or even ourselves in taking the easy way out - how cool would it have been if our characters uttered their last words during their final, dying breath... Some kind of smart-ass, funny or poignant quote, just like in the movies we watch?

If for nothing more than the sheer dramatic entertainment factor!

Some famous examples of classic movie quotes:

  • James Cagney in White Heat, "Made it, Ma! Top o' the world!"
  • Mel Gibson in Braveheart, "Freeeeeeeedoooooom!!!"
  • Val Kilmer in Tombstone, "Now, this is funny!"
  • John Cazale in Godfather pt. 2, "Holy Mary, mother of God - pray for us sinners!"
  • Marlon Brando in Apocalypse Now, "The horror... the horror!"

So, if Rockstar had a list of quotes your character could say when they died, which would you assign to your character?

It could be anything you like - we can assume it's a nearly endless library of actual quotes from movies, books, songs, other games, etc.
You choose.

And would you assign different quotes for different ways of dying?

Here are my examples for what quotes I'd assign to my character. Feel free to come up with your own in your reply!

  • Accidentally run over by a police car after you've called Lester to have Wanted Level Removed: (Homer Simpson) "Mmmm.... donuts."
  • Run over by an NPC that you'd swear wasn't there a second ago: (Galaxy Quest) "By Grabthar's hammer..."
  • Killed by another player spraying you with the Fire Truck water gun: (Wizard of Oz): "I'm melting! Melting!"
  • When 4-5 players in a crew keep killing you, over and over: (Scarface) "You think you can kill me with bullets? I take your %$&@ bullets!!!!!!"

As always, this is just for fun and not to be taken as a serious implementation. Cheers! :)

"Faster Bambi! Don't look back! Keep running! Just keep running!!!" - from the film, Bambi
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#2

Posted A week ago

Since I'm a pve player, my characters last words would be "That wasn't a minigun..."
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Posted A week ago

Oh, and for an added bonus, I should've included this in the original post:

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Posted A week ago

"I.....Regret....Nothing" - succumbed wound

" is this....the end? " - defeated in shootout

" Let them.....eat cake " - defeated in shootout 2

" that....was unexpected " assassinated by surprise

"well....that's unfortunate" assassinated by surprise 2

"finally....its over" bounty claimed

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#5

Posted A week ago

"f*ck sharkcards".
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Posted A week ago

"F*cking aimbots."

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Posted A week ago Edited by CrysisAverted, A week ago.

"f*cking clouds"

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#8

Posted A week ago Edited by Blasterman4EVER, A week ago.

"F*ck your K/DR, bitch...."

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#9

Posted A week ago

... I'll be back. :p

Down, but never out :D
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Posted A week ago

"Uhh son ... complete the Avenger setup for me"

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Posted A week ago

"F*cking...physics engine..."

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#12

Posted A week ago

"Suck my fat one"
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#13

Posted A week ago

I think I'd have to go with the words of the great Outlaw Josey Wales...

 

"Dying ain't much of a livin', boy"

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Posted A week ago Edited by StangOne50, A week ago.

F*ck you Cockstar!

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Posted A week ago

"Welp, there's always another chance to make things right"
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#16

Posted A week ago

HAHAHA..ha.ha.h..a....you won noting....
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#17

Posted A week ago

*freeroam*

 

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Posted A week ago Edited by Commander S, A week ago.

(in a Jumanji-ish voice)

"Grand... Theft... Auto... Online..."


(everything gets sucked up into the clouds, there's a flash, and Franklin blinks, wondering what the hell just happened)

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Posted A week ago Edited by DrRumpleSweatyForeSkin, A week ago.

I don’t care if I live or die. Go ahead and kill me.”
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Posted A week ago Edited by FlacidJack, A week ago.

Spoiler


"tell my wife... I love... this game... more than... her"
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Posted A week ago Edited by Skeve613, A week ago.

 

*Throws controller at wall

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#22

Posted A week ago

*Record scratch* *Freeze frame*

 

"Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation. See, it all started..."

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#23

Posted A week ago

<Gotta RedWood?>

ANd scene.

:) I Chang
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#24

Posted A week ago

I'd add a twist: your character could also say something to give more drama/emphasis/theatrics to his kill.

 

Anyway, good thread! I try:

 

 

When I get killed

 

"I should have bought that garage from Dinasty 8..."

"Diplomatic immunity" - Lethal Weapon 2

"Well, that escalated quickly" - The Anchorman

"(singing) this is the end.. my only friend... the end" - The End by The Doors

 

 

When I kill someone

 

"Let off some steam, Bennett" - Commando

"It’s just been revoked" - Lethal Weapon 2

"Dodge this"  - The Matrix

"Hasta la vista, baby" - Terminator 2: Judgement Day

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Posted A week ago

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#26

Posted A week ago

HA! you thought you just got me noooooooooo!

 

Reconnects internet 

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#27

Posted A week ago

"Earth is not flat".

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#28

Posted A week ago

Spook probably wouldn't say anything, except every so often, something like

"Is this what Mendoza goes through?..."

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#29

Posted A week ago

"be right back in a second"

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