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#31

Posted A week ago Edited by BöömBäpper, A week ago.

When I was about 13-15 yo, one kid once masturbated through his sweat pants pocket in class, while looking one of the girls. 

He thought that no one sees it, but then someone realized and was like "WTF whats happening?" and then entire class knew it.

Then he swiped that hand to his hair to pretend he was putting on hair gel. 

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#32

Posted A week ago


Then he swiped that hand to his hair to pretend he was putting on hair gel

I just lost a few years of my life laughing.

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Posted A day ago

Saw a lady pick up a used cigarette outside a pub on the edge of the road. It was soggy because it was raining. Can't believe people are that desperate for a smoke.

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Posted A day ago

I see people do really weird things on almost a daily basis but for some reason, there's one thing that has always stood out.

 

I was taking care of a critically ill baby at work and I walked up to the bedside to check out one of the IV lines. The baby's mom was sitting at the bedside and absolutely freaked because she didn't see me wash my hands before I came over. I explained that I had, but I washed them again anyways in front of her (even though I wasn't going to be touching the kid directly, but whatever). A little later, I glanced over through the window from the connecting room and saw her dig her stained-up wallet out of her purse, pull out an old credit card, and start using it to scrape nasty goo and dead skin out from underneath her very long fingernails! She was flinging it everywhere while sitting right there at her baby's bedside. I marched over and said, "You know, out of every area on our bodies, we probably harbor the most bacteria under our fingernails and you're just sitting here flinging it around after you just yelled at me for not washing my hands?" She just stared up and me, blinking.

 

When people look at me they probably don't realize just how often I fantasize about choke slamming ignorant motherf*ckers. 


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#35

Posted 14 hours ago

When I was about 13-15 yo, one kid once masturbated through his sweat pants pocket in class, while looking one of the girls. 

He thought that no one sees it, but then someone realized and was like "WTF whats happening?" and then entire class knew it.

Then he swiped that hand to his hair to pretend he was putting on hair gel. 

this is an incredible story. wow. 


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Posted 12 hours ago

I once caught a guy doing some hipster tai-chi or something on top of this ditch near my house as I was coming around the corner with my friends. When the guy noticed us laughing he scurried off back into his house lmao.

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#37

Posted 12 hours ago

When I was about 13-15 yo, one kid once masturbated through his sweat pants pocket in class, while looking one of the girls. 
He thought that no one sees it, but then someone realized and was like "WTF whats happening?" and then entire class knew it.
Then he swiped that hand to his hair to pretend he was putting on hair gel.

Wait, did he nut in his hand and wipe it in his hair holy sh*t lmao I'm howling

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Posted 9 hours ago

Watched a bro maliciously gutted with a knife over a girl and swing his entrails with a forced happy face whilest demanding another beer on the way to the hospital.

He lived. That's all I'll say.

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#39

Posted 8 hours ago

Found some... unusual porn on a friend's hard-drive when I borrowed it to copy some files. He marked the stash hidden, but I have my system set to show hidden files by default, so it was basically just sitting right in the directory I was copying things from. Honestly, couldn't care less, but it was unexpected, and fits the topic.

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#40

Posted 4 hours ago

 

When I was about 13-15 yo, one kid once masturbated through his sweat pants pocket in class, while looking one of the girls. 
He thought that no one sees it, but then someone realized and was like "WTF whats happening?" and then entire class knew it.
Then he swiped that hand to his hair to pretend he was putting on hair gel.

Wait, did he nut in his hand and wipe it in his hair holy sh*t lmao I'm howling

 

Yes, thats the weird part. Everyone got disgusted and started to yell and roast him. :lol: He wasn't so stealthy as he thought and got caught and tried to cover what he was doing.

Maybe not the weirdest thing I have seen, but still weird. That guy did lot of other things too during those 3 years.





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