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Posted 30 December 2017 - 02:27 AM

I have seen some weird things being done by some people. Made me question a lot of things about daily society.

 

I will say for me the weirdest thing I think I have ever caught someone doing was......explicit stuff to a turkey if you catch my drift. I just don't wanna break any rules and say it in detail.

 

Point is I caught a friend with the turkey for Thanksgiving later that night about a year ago and he was having some "fun" with it. Thing was the weirdest thing I think I ever seen. Still got the image in my head that I wish I could get rid of.

I know though people out there most likely have seen even worse. So my question is what are those things everyone?

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Posted 30 December 2017 - 02:39 AM

Some guy at a diner was eating soup with his hand. As in, dunking it in, and slurping it up, lol.
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Posted 30 December 2017 - 02:50 AM

About ten years ago, I had a female cat that gave birth to five kittens. She was not at all mentally prepared for being a mother, and instead was quite abusive towards the little runts. Ultimately, the kittens had to be bottle-fed.

 

A few days after their birth, I walked into a bedroom we were keeping them in, and noticed that one of the male kittens was, uh... to be blunt, sucking off another male kitten. Their eyes were still shut, of course.

 

A close second would be the time another female cat tried getting milk from my male dog... as an adult cat.

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Posted 30 December 2017 - 03:46 AM

Like how both so far have involved something going into somethings mouth. Freaking eating soap and Cats having adult time lol.

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Posted 30 December 2017 - 04:11 AM Edited by livejoker, 30 December 2017 - 04:11 AM.

I used to work as a DJ at a pub and it was a pretty sweet gig. Every Friday night I'd play some classic rock all the way to recent hip hop hits so it was pretty sweet the range that I was allowed to play. Naturally, it brought varied types of people. One night this woman in a red dress showed up and it felt like a Billy Joel song - drinking wine alone at the bar but looking classy as f*ck, right. She's sitting near the DJ booth (in a corner) so I chirp in, asking if she digs the music and we begin talking about The Beatles. Now I'm a people pleaser so at one point I play a Beatles song and she smiles ear to ear. Her face is just teeth. What was the classy woman that could be classified as cougar material slinks her drunken ass over to me, yells, "THAT'S MY FAVORITE SONG" and proceeds to lick my laptop screen.

I drove back home being jealous of my laptop that night.

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Posted 30 December 2017 - 04:49 AM

I used to work as a DJ at a pub and it was a pretty sweet gig. Every Friday night I'd play some classic rock all the way to recent hip hop hits so it was pretty sweet the range that I was allowed to play. Naturally, it brought varied types of people. One night this woman in a red dress showed up and it felt like a Billy Joel song - drinking wine alone at the bar but looking classy as f*ck, right. She's sitting near the DJ booth (in a corner) so I chirp in, asking if she digs the music and we begin talking about The Beatles. Now I'm a people pleaser so at one point I play a Beatles song and she smiles ear to ear. Her face is just teeth. What was the classy woman that could be classified as cougar material slinks her drunken ass over to me, yells, "THAT'S MY FAVORITE SONG" and proceeds to lick my laptop screen.

I drove back home being jealous of my laptop that night.

This has gotta be one of the greatest stories I ever heard!!


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Posted 30 December 2017 - 05:07 AM Edited by Hmmm nice bike, 30 December 2017 - 05:11 AM.

Point is I caught a friend with the turkey for Thanksgiving later that night about a year ago and he was having some "fun" with it. Thing was the weirdest thing I think I ever seen. Still got the image in my head that I wish I could get rid of.

This didn't occur before the dinner, did it?

 

Haven't caught anyone doing anything too weird before, either. Probably just that time I caught a guy doing coke in an airport bathroom, and homeless people doing weird stuff. And also a guy screaming at pigeons outside. There was also this guy on the subway who was dressed very nicely and listening to music, but attempting to "sing" along to "Work" by Rihanna in a very bizarre way and as loud as he could. Then he ran off the train and ran back on at the next stop, making really weird noises. Some woman got pissed at him for singing and for bumping into her. He very much reminded me of Nicolas Cage in "Vampire's Kiss" when he's walking around after completely losing his mind.

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Posted 30 December 2017 - 05:25 AM

 

Point is I caught a friend with the turkey for Thanksgiving later that night about a year ago and he was having some "fun" with it. Thing was the weirdest thing I think I ever seen. Still got the image in my head that I wish I could get rid of.

This didn't occur before the dinner, did it?

 

 

 Unfortunately it was before our dinner. 

Lets just say since it was only a few of us together for the holiday that year....we just went to eat at a Denny's.

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Posted 30 December 2017 - 10:35 AM

My friend made a fake girl account and tried to romance me.


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Posted 30 December 2017 - 12:02 PM

My dad f*cking my mom

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Posted 30 December 2017 - 01:54 PM Edited by fashion, 30 December 2017 - 01:55 PM.

People trading used bubblegums, like how f*cking disgusting can you be?

Didn't know who did it but I saw a dump in an urinal at school once.

I've seen stressed mothers in shops yelling at the kids more times than I can count. Most looked very embarassed about it.

I used my friend's PC and typed "H" into the browser. You don't want to know what previously visited websites popped up.

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@ADisantis: well, that's sucks. How can you still look him in the eyes? I think I would've broken all contact (even if I did it, not him.) If I was caught f*cking a turkey, I think I would've died from embarassment.
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Posted 30 December 2017 - 02:09 PM

I used to live on the road with 10000 people who lived on a variety of psychotropic/psychedelic drugs. There are things I don't even know how to describe.
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Posted 30 December 2017 - 02:11 PM

One common weird thing I see/find is adults in bushes.

By themselves, just standing there looking out. Normally when I'm walking my dogs. I don't see them until the dog starts barking and growling. Three times it's happened so far and it never gets any less weird or any less rapey.


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Posted 30 December 2017 - 03:11 PM

One time at McRonald's, I went to use the restroom and notice a pile of sh*t sitting outside of the toilet. By the dark tone of the sh*t in question, I'd say it was peacefully resting there for about a week.
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Posted 30 December 2017 - 03:43 PM

I've seen a human poo on the stairs outside of a club before. A very large human poop on metal winding stairs.

That some skilled pooping.

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Posted 30 December 2017 - 04:04 PM

When you care enough to give the very best.

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Posted 30 December 2017 - 04:38 PM Edited by JON22, 30 December 2017 - 04:39 PM.

I live in a chavvy area so I always see people picking up used *fag ends. Even wet ones. Makes me glad I wasn't a sheep following the crowd for a ciggy.

*British slang for a smoke, a cigarette, a death suck.

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Posted 30 December 2017 - 05:04 PM Edited by deadx23, 30 December 2017 - 05:05 PM.

I was in downtown la with my son on a weekday (5 year's ago), I was going to collect some documents it was around 12 pm.there was a bum pooping in real time in from of everyone he was standing on the sidewalk, I just covered my son's eyes and got down to the street to walk around him quickly.there was alot of people.

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Posted 30 December 2017 - 05:16 PM

I was in downtown la with my son on a weekday (5 year's ago), I was going to collect some documents it was around 12 pm.there was a bum pooping in real time in from of everyone he was standing on the sidewalk, I just covered my son's eyes and got down to the street to walk around him quickly.there was alot of people.

sh*t happens. Com'on if you got to go, you got to go. At least have the common courtesy to sh*t in a bag and carry it out to the garbage. Like normal folks. 💩

@Weirdthing; Oh yeah, making out at church.

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Posted 30 December 2017 - 11:58 PM

Class mates tossing off at the back of the room in RE(religious education ) studies.   They would compare seed.  Sometimes flick it into victims hair or on their back.    

 

Walking home with two heterosexual brothers.   I'm chatting to the older brother ahead of the younger.   I look back to see where it is and note he is taking magazines out of bin.  Stuffing them like a excited school boy down his partially unzipped jacket.    I glimpse the cover of one and it was a gay porn magazine.   I look forward and carry on chatting.
 

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Posted 31 December 2017 - 04:49 AM

Classmate spining his dick during class.

 

Everybody called that "The helicopter"


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Posted 31 December 2017 - 05:58 AM

Once I saw a dog farting with its one leg up there was some sound like a leaked balloon :D
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Posted 09 January 2018 - 07:36 PM Edited by Star-Lord, 09 January 2018 - 07:38 PM.

When I was a nose-digger I say around 6-7 yrs old. Some kid whipped it out in class and ran around pissing all over the floor. We thought it was cool so we laughed. After that day, we never saw the kid again, I'm guessing they shipped him to another school or institution.
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Posted 10 January 2018 - 04:16 AM

I was in a bus and there was some guy pooping in the middle of the highways outdoor on the grass.


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Posted 10 January 2018 - 05:19 AM

In Ms. Lindley's 7th grade history class, we were having sort of a free day just relaxing and chatting. I happen to glance out the window and this guy walking down the sidewalk comes across a banana peel, picks it up, looks at it examining it closely, drops it, and keeps walking. Another kid in my class looking out the window saw it as well and told the class, but no one believed him.


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Posted 10 January 2018 - 10:20 AM

-I was walking in a parking lot by the river. I looked in one of the cars while I was walking by because I noticed that a passenger's seat was down. I saw a guy lying on top of a woman on the passenger's seat. I walked on.

 

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Posted 10 January 2018 - 02:42 PM

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Bucks party I attended. You can not unsee your mate sh*tting in a restaurant.

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Posted 10 January 2018 - 02:53 PM

Back in high school we went to my friends lake house to get drunk and hook up. At some point during the night we discovered my incredibly drunk friend Wes had disappeared. Concerned, we searched everywhere for him before finding him down at the dock with his pants down. Looked like he was beating off.

Turns out the motherf*cker got hammered and decided to try and get head...from a fish. He went down to the dock, caught some sucker-type fish (carp I think) and picked it up to try and get a blowjibber. And he would have succeeded but he, and I quote, couldnt get it up.

Wes failed out of college and ended up in rehab.
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Posted 11 January 2018 - 10:32 PM

A couple of people huffing gas.  It was just sad to see but at first I had no clue wtf they were doing.

 

Also was walking home around 2am pretty hammered, I was cutting through a park when I saw this witchcraft séance thing going on with 5 peeps in robes.  Not going to lie I turned around and ran lol.


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Posted 12 January 2018 - 02:34 AM

My aunt eating bacon-flavoured dog treats in the bathroom when I was a kid.

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